Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽：
    推主“Inoue taku”的挨揍变形汤姆猫系列，又出新作“楼梯上被压扁的汤姆”...汤姆看了九图都想打人[允悲][允悲][允悲] ​
[Pushed the main Inoue taku Tom cat series of beaten deformation, and the new Tom stairs get squashed... Tom always want to hit people saw nine figure [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【轿车挡道不让 挖掘机司机用机械臂将其砸成废铁丢进坑里】月日，台湾一处工地发生纠纷。一辆黑色轿车停放在工地出入口，疑似因挡道而引起挖掘机司机不满。双方口角一阵后车主仍拒绝让道，不料挖掘机司机一怒之下竟高举机械臂重砸，将轿车压毁，随后再将车推进地基坑中。目前，车主已经提告求赔偿...全文： m.weibo ​
[The car out of the way! Dont let them with mechanical arm excavator driver hit folded in a pit 】 month day, Taiwan a construction site in a dispute. A black car parked at the site entrances, highly suspected to be caused by the way the excavator driver. Both sides after a spat owner still refuses to pass, only to provoke heavy mechanical arm was lifted up to hit the excavator driver, car crushing, then pushed the car again in the foundation pit. At present, the owner has a lawsuit for compensation... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

猫扑：
    【被女友鞭抽屁股后，他怒把她当“二手车”拍卖】英国岁的Dale和岁的女友Kelly两人一起逛街的时候，女友看到一条马鞭，爱闹的她随手抽了男友的屁股一鞭。于是Dale也恶作剧地把女友的照片作为二手车分类放到了拍卖网站上，令人惊讶的是，最终，竞拍价达到了万人民币.........tEJerUi ​
[After 【 is girlfriend whip ass, his anger when her second-hand auction 】 the old Dale and old girlfriend Kelly, two people go shopping, my girlfriend to see a whip, playful her boyfriends ass a conveniently. And Dale also mischievous put her photo as a used car classified on the auction site, surprisingly, in the end, the bidding price has reached the yuan... tEJerUi]

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ZAKER：
    【蔚来公关问我：ES哪需要改进？我说了这点】 试驾嘛，“车”本身肯定是要聊的，蔚来工作人员问：“您觉得 ES 有什么需要改善的地吗？” tEJgskV ​
[【 wei asked me to pr, ES which need to be improved? I said this test drive, car, itself is certainly going to talk about wei to staff asked what do you need to think of ES to improve? tEJgskV]

传递价值资讯：myzaker

汽车之家：
    #家家新闻##宝骏#【售.-.万元 款宝骏上市】今天，款宝骏正式上市，新车根据造型、动力系统、配置的差异有.L排量的款车型供用户选择，指导价区间为.-.万元，动力上，新车依旧延用现有的动力系统，搭载.L自然吸气发动机。此外，在售的款款宝骏车型在款上...全文： m.weibo ​
[# every news # # # baojun 【 sales. -. Ten thousand yuan Baojun listed in paragraph 】 today, officially listed baojun, according to new car model, dynamic system, configuration differences have. L emissions from vehicles for the user to choose from, range for. -. Ten thousand yuan, dynamic, new car still continue existing power systems, carrying. L naturally aspirated engines. In addition, the sale of tender baojun models on the money... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

南方都市报：
    【“暴雨梨花式报警”女生回应：我还想给警车油钱呢[允悲]】月日，@张胖吃不胖 坐反了末班公交，在郊区打不到车回学校，她边哭边报警。接线员一度以为是个小朋友，“小朋友你多大啦？”小张：“我好大了，岁了呜呜…”[笑cry]事后，小张表示真的非常感动：“我甚至还想付油钱，但是找不到他们。”...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 storm pear flower type alarm girl replied I also want to give the police car gas [allow sad]] month day, @ fat eat not fat Sit against the last bus, in the suburbs cant bus back to school, she cried while the police. The operator thought was a kid, children how old are you? Xiao zhang my good old, old blare... Laugh cry later, zhang said really very moved I even want to pay for the gas, but cant find them. ... The full text m. eibo]

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谢娜：
    其实那天不只演了黑山老妖，还有西游记[笑cry] 你们看看徒儿怎么欺负师父的[悲伤] #谢娜妻子的浪漫旅行##妻子的浪漫旅行# tEJiwX ​
[In fact, that day is not out of the black mountain old demon, and journey to the west [laugh cry] how do you see ACTS son bullying teacher [sad] # uproot shayna wife romantic trip # # # wife romantic trip tEJiwX]

太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！

小野妹子学吐槽：
    美是一种追求，是毕生的所愿，没有年龄限制，当看到她们在舞台走秀时的风采，谁还会在意她们是年过半百的老人呢？
[Beauty is a kind of pursuit, is life, there is no age limit, when you see them on the stage of catwalk, who will care about them is the year lead half hundred of the old man?]

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新浪新闻客户端：
    【惨不忍睹！江苏面条界网红餐馆后厨被曝光 网友：看吐了】月日上午，淮安网红餐馆风云面馆珠海路店后厨被突击检查，后厨污浊不堪，卫生环境触目惊心，从业人员健康证不全等诸多问题。据悉该品牌在江苏有近十几家连锁门店。图片流出后很多人都表示看吐了。#你啥看法#？ tEJiuG ​
[The horrible! Noodles sector net in jiangsu red restaurant kitchen was exposed after the net friend see the spit 】 on Wednesday morning, huaian net red cloud noodle restaurant in zhuhai road shop after hutch by raids, after hutch filthy, environmental, health workers, health certificate, please not congruent problems. It is understood that the brand has nearly a dozen chain stores in jiangsu province. Pictures out after a lot of people said the spit. # # what your opinion? tEJiuG]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

新浪汽车：
    【[话筒]最新进展】据媒体人（福州）福建私家车广播记者@超艺 表示：从温泉派出所获悉，这名男子已经被抓！
[[microphone] latest developments, according to media people 】 (fuzhou) in fujian private car radio @ super art said learn from hot springs police station, the man has been caught!]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

微博汽车：
    【外地男子骂东北人？男子在黑龙江公交上被群殴】月日，黑龙江牡丹江市路公交车上，几名男子围攻一名男子。据该公交车司机夏先生介绍，被打男子操外地口音，上车时人比较多被挤到，嘴里一直在嘟囔，还辱骂东北人，引起车上乘客不满。他停车后将几人拉开，该男子下车自行离去。tEcNyAI ​
[Northeast of nonlocal man scold people? Man beaten in heilongjiang bus] month day, heilongjiang mudanjiang city bus, several men lay siege to a man. According to the bus driver Mr Summers, beaten man foreign accents, more people get on the bus was crowded, mouth has been muttering, also abused the northeast person, cause dissatisfaction with the passengers. He parking will be a few people, after the man out of the car to leave. tEcNyAI]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

音悦台：
    #炎亚纶#受访回忆学生时代被霸凌的事情，他选择去看心理医生求助，靠吃药平复情绪。讲这些事情的他几度哽咽，让人十分心疼[抱抱][抱抱][抱抱]tEJmXwh ​
[# # arron surveyed recall was bullying of things when I was a student, he chose to go to see the psychological doctor, take medicine on calm mood. About these things, he just a few degrees SOB, let a person very love [hug] [hug] [hug] tEJmXwh]

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猫扑：
    【“京东COACH包TOP全系假货”案当事人一审获刑，罚万】近日，曾于年初引发全国舆论关注的“京东全球购COACH包TOP全系假货”一案已作出一审刑事判决。判决书显示，涉案当事人、京东全球购“大众国际海外专营店”负责人黄大为、缪延培等犯销售假冒注册商标的商品罪，分别获刑，并处以最高...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 jingdong whole series of COACH bags TOP fake the parties to a case of first instance sentenced to punishment than 】 recently, in the beginning of cause public attention of the nations whole series of jingdong global purchase COACH bags TOP fake case has made a criminal judgment of first instance. Judgment, according to the parties involved, jingdong, head of global purchase popular international overseas stores da-wei huang, MiaoYanPei selling counterfeit registered trademark goods sin, sentenced respectively, and the maximum... The full text m. eibo]

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    @微博安全中心 大家注意啦[话筒]：切勿因为闹着玩，把自己微博帐号给玩凉凉了[摊手][摊手]~ 比如：见有类似“+V看图”或“看视频加V”等文字或图片，千万别互动照做！@微博反垃圾 说明：这配图是粉丝评论互动发的，我拿出来举例，由于有几个可爱的小粉丝找我，现要把配图换了，请大家注意！
[@ weibo security center lo [microphone] dont joke because it is over, gave up his own weibo account to play cool [stand hand] [stand hand] ~ such as there was a similar look at the picture + V or watch video and V such as text or pictures, dont do interaction! @ weibo anti-spam description this is fan comments interaction of pictures, I take it out, for example, with several lovely small fans want to see me, now want to change my pictures, please note!]

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冷笑话精选：
    好听[心]
[Nice [heart]]

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