2018年10月11日星期四

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猫扑:
    #猫扑段子# 婚礼途中老公成佛了怎么办? ​哈哈哈[笑cry] ​
[# # mop jokes wedding husband enlightened on the way? Ha ha ha [laugh cry]]

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    可爱!(◕ˇ∀ˇ◕)@哈哈哈士奇大王 想抱肥家[舔屏][舔屏]@Kennissssss 這背殺真的好看[doge][心]
[Lovely! (◕ ˇ ∀ ˇ ◕) @ ha ha huskies king, the king wanted to embrace fat home [lick screen] [lick screen] @ Kennissssss smite back really good-looking [doge] [heart]]

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青年时报:
    【杭州一岁小伙因生活不如意网购银环蛇想自杀,被咬后他后悔了……】因为生活不如意,岁的小杨上网买了一条毒蛇准备自杀,结果被咬两小时后,毒性发作,他又后悔了,马上去了附近医院就诊。由于毒性大加上耽搁的时间比较久,小杨目前还没有脱离生命危险,仍在医院ICU住院治疗……...全文: m.weibo ​
[[hangzhou year old guy for life online coral snake want to commit suicide, bite after he regretted anymore... Because life is not equal to idea, xiao Yang at the age of Internet bought a poisonous snake ready to commit suicide, was the result after two hours, toxicity, and he regretted, go to a nearby hospital. And delay time is long, because of the large toxicity xiao Yang is not yet out of danger, still in the hospital ICU hospitalization... ... The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【姜文写给周润发的信】早年#姜文# 邀请#周润发# #葛优# 出演《让子弹飞》时曾写信给发哥和葛优。发哥透露自己收到后哭了,因为看不懂,以为姜文暗恋他才写情书,对他有什么企图……而葛优表示对信中“愚弟同床”也吓了一跳[笑cry]哈哈哈不过看完信后觉得姜文老师文采甚好! ​
[Early jiang wen letter to chow yun-fat 】 【 # # # # # # jiang wen invited chow ge you play let the bullets fly wrote to send an elder brother and ge you. After you receive the hair revealed his cry, because dont understand, think jiang wen like he didnt write love letter, for what he has tried to... And ge you said in the letter YuDi with bed also startled [laugh cry] hahaha but letter after finish feel very good jiang wen teacher gift! ​]

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刘彦斌:
    李老师要保重身体呀!@李大霄 回复@股手信修行嘛,那有容易的呢?@股手信凭一己之力,想引导股市走向价值投资,太难了太难了@李大霄吕总好[作揖]
[Mr Li will take good care of yourself! @ Li Daxiao stock reply @ hand letter practice, that is easy? @ hand letter single-handedly, want to lead the stock market to value investing, too hard too difficult always @ Li Daxiao lv [bowing]]

微博汽车:
    【小舅子与姐夫闹矛盾上演街头“碰碰车”,车胎没上完就开撞[摊手]】月日,黑龙江拜泉。崔某因和小舅子李某发生争执,持刀找到李某讨说法,被李某开车撞击。崔某儿子见状,又开车撞向李某的车。现场变成车辆追逐大战。目前,涉案人已经被采取强制措施,案件处理中。tEZACH ​
[【 brother-in-law and brother-in-law having troubles on the streets bumper car, the tiret finish and then open [stand hand]] month day, heilongjiang BaiQuan. Cui Mou by arguing and brother-in-law li mou, knife find beg, li mou is li mou to drive a car crash. Cui Mou son said, drove into li mou of car. Field into car chases war. At present, the suspect has been taken coercive measures, in dealing with the case. tEZACH]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

微博汽车:
    现在是下午点,看饿了……[允悲]想念清华院儿里的大煎饼,以前都加两牛肉两肘子,你们怎么吃大煎饼?[疑问]
[Now is the afternoon, look hungry... [allow sad] miss big pancake in tsinghua courtyards, add two all beef before two elbow, what do you eat big pancake? [question]]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻##WEY VV#【售.万元 WEY VV限量版车型上市】日前,我们从官方渠道获悉,WEY VV升级款限量版车型正式上市,新车共推出款车型,指导价格为.万元。新车限量发售台,针对外观以及内饰增加独有配置,动力方面,新车依旧搭载.T涡轮增压发动机,另外升级款全系车型将于月日上市...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # # WEY every news VV# 【 sales. Ten thousand yuan WEY VV limited edition models listed 】 recently, we learn from official channels, WEY VV upgrade limited edition models officially listed, new car launch model, guiding price for. Ten thousand yuan. New car limited, in view of the exterior and interior unique configuration, increase motivation, new car still carry. T turbo engine, in addition to upgrade the whole system model will be listed on month day... The full text m. eibo]

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刘彦斌:
    所谓的核心资产上证也会创新低的,不必担心!当雪崩发生时,没有一片雪花是无辜的! ​
[The so-called the core assets of Shanghai will also record low, dont worry about it! No snowflake when avalanches occur, is innocent! ​]

青年时报:
    【杭州岁大妈不慎落入河中,岁大伯叫上保安跳入河中合力救人[鲜花][鲜花]】月日傍晚,岁的杭州市民魏建定在瓜山东苑后面的管家洋河边发现有人落水,与附近正在值班的保安程国良一起用尽九牛二虎之力将溺水者魏大妈救上岸。魏大妈被救上来时已没有呼吸和心跳,脸色苍白发紫,嘴里还渗着血。经...全文: m.weibo ​
[Aunt accidentally fell into the river, hangzhou years old years old uncle called security to jump into the river together save [flowers] [flowers]] on Friday evening, at the age of hangzhou citizens Wei Jianding behind the melon shandong estates housekeeper found someone fell down the river bank, along with nearby are on duty security Cheng Guoliang used up much of the drowned man Wei Dama save ashore. Wei Dama saved up has no breathing and heartbeat, pale purple, return in mouth ooze blood. By the... The full text m. eibo]

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南方都市报:
    【“新楼半价甩卖、老业主退款万”?万科回应了】近期,只想“活下来”的万科,在厦门名为白鹭郡的楼盘“半价甩卖”,引老业主“维权”的消息备受关注。据多家媒体报道,厦门万科白鹭郡国庆前夕开始调整价格,推出百余套~平方米特价房,原价万元套,优惠后为万到万元套,相当于折...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 new half-price sale, old owner refund? Vanke responded to 】 recently, just want to live vanke, the xiamen named egrets county real estate half-price sale, bring the news of the old owners rights. According to several media reports, vanke, xiamen egrets county National Day eve began to adjust the price, launched more than hundreds of sets of ~ square meters special price room, the original price ten thousand yuan, after the discount for million to ten thousand yuan, equivalent to fold... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    【故宫北院区项目正式启动 展出文物数量超紫禁城】日,故宫博物院建院周年之际,北院区项目正式启动,文物展厅展出文物数量,将数倍于故宫目前展出文物的数量,而且将会成为重要文化旅游线路↓↓该项目位于五环外的海淀区西北旺镇,规模宏大↓↓了解文物的新去处>>tEtunvV ​
[The Forbidden City north campus project officially started Number of cultural relics on display than the Forbidden City 】, the national Palace Museum built school anniversary, north campus project officially launched, number of cultural relics exhibition hall exhibits, to several times the number of exhibits in the Palace Museum, and will become an important cultural tourist route left left this project is located in the northwestern haidian district prosperous town outside the rings, large scale left left to understand the new destination which the cultural relics > > tEtunvV]

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微博位置:
    来微博现场,赏澳大利亚彩虹!
[To microblogging site, enjoy Australia rainbow!]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    #我投# 昨晚,众星在上海出席某品牌艺术展开幕,刘嘉玲、李宇春、倪妮、宋祖儿、刘雯、吴磊、邓文迪、坂口健太郎、程晓玥等悉数亮相。同样的背景板,不同的表现力,我发起了一个投票 【你最喜欢谁的造型?】tEtmvid 快来投票吧! ​
[# # I threw last night, the stars of a brand in Shanghai to attend the art work, carina lau, li yuchun, NiNi, Song Zuer, liu, wu lei, wendi, sakaguchi health aso, Cheng Xiaoyue appearance at all. The same background plate, different expressive force, I started a vote who shape do you like best? TEtmvid come and vote! ​]

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