巴萨推特：
全场比赛结束，巴萨-瓦伦西亚。
梅西打进一球⚽
[The match ended, Barcelona, valencia. < br > < br > messi scored ⚽]
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我一讲你就笑：
如何教训一个可爱孩纸 —— 从入门到放弃 #搞笑# tEhnNn
[How to teach a lovely child, from entry to give up # # tEhnNn funny]
搞笑中心！每天更新！！！
幽默段王爷：
“往后余生，愿我无坚不摧，愿我百毒不侵，愿我刀枪不入，愿我狼心狗肺，愿我逍遥快活。”
[Behind the rest of my life, I have, and I the poison not invade, I wish invulnerability, let my brutal and cold blooded, let my living for pleasure. ]
段段段段王爷 本王爷负责搞笑的 谢谢
Daghe：
[困]
[[trapped]]
头像是被姥姥抱着 👀 business@gangsida
八足将军：
做公共发言的名人，太多背景复杂。
有些言论是右的，背后是左的势力；有的言论是左的，身后倒是极右势力。
前几天，人问我某大V的可疑行迹及背景，觉得太诡异。我发了一张图片给他，不作更多的解释。
正如伊利那个事暴露的，许多所谓的大V，与街边劳务市场的民工实质一样。
伊利只是一个消费事件，政治
[Do celebrities, public speaking too much complicated background. < br > some of the comments are right, is the left behind the power; Some comments are left, was far behind them. < br > a few days ago, people ask me a suspicious character and background of the big V, feel weird. I sent a picture to him, do not make further explanation. < br > as the Erie, as a matter of exposure, many of the so-called big V, like the street essence of migrant workers in the labor market. < br > yili is a consumer events, politics]
我们时代的中年智障领袖
江湖郎中之歌：
#生活如诗[超话]#寒露##情感[超话]#
春水只似一梦间，
夏雨犹记三五年，
繁花过后三秋泪，
竟是枝头一露寒。
春天的雨像我们的童年，记忆已经模糊，朦胧在梦中，
夏天的浪像我们的青春，曾经的恋爱，爱人还在身边，
秋天的水变成寒露，是凝结在我们心头的一滴眼药水。
冬天要变成雪儿了，更纯洁，更冷
[# life poetic words [over] # # # # cold dew emotional words [over] < br > just like a dream feeling, < br > summer rain of three to five years, < br > flowers seems as long as three years after the tears, < br > at the branches a cold dew. < br > < br > spring rain like our childhood, memory is fuzzy, hazy in the dream, < br > the summer sea like our youth, once in love, love is around, < br > autumn water into cold dew, a drop of eye drops is setting in our heart. < br > to become in the winter snow, more pure, more cold]
俺是诗人俺不酸 俺陪媳妇洗床单！ （诗作原创，图片大多源于网络 侵删） 敬启：【不发私聊 不入群 违删】
全球第一恶搞：
金毛不揍我一顿我就不走了！ tEhngp
[Dogs dont hit me I will not go! tEhngp]
各种新奇搞笑视频
头条新闻：
【多地因楼盘降价引发纠纷 楼市几大信号不可不重视】近日，网传多地疑似因楼盘降价而引发的纠纷事件。记者实地探访其中杭州涉事楼盘了解到，该楼盘的纠纷仅为个案，部分房源价格已调整。专家表示售楼处纠纷越来越多、摇号中签率越来越高等信号反映了市场趋势已经出现了明显变化。tEhuyqPG
[【 more for building housing prices trigger disputes several large signal must emphasis 】 recently, the network spread more suspected disputes caused by real estate prices. The reporter understands on-site visit with hangzhou involved building dish, the estate dispute as a case, the only part of the housing price has been adjusted. Experts say more and more sales offices and lottery a success rate is more and more higher signal reflects the market trend has appeared significant change. tEhuyqPG]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
正能量录：
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我知道你很累，是那种看不见的，
身体上的，精神上的，
人际关系上的，面对未来那种无力感。
[- < br > I know you are very tired, is the invisible, < br > the physical, mental, < br > interpersonal relations, in the face of that kind of powerlessness in the future. ]
每天正能量！商务合作请加qq：
仰望星空的Pie：
又到了空虚寂寞冷的周日晚上[doge][喵喵]
聊五毛钱的吧[小黄人高兴]
评论里留下你感兴趣的任何话题，让胖友们和Pie陪你聊聊！
[Again empty lonely cold Sunday night [doge] [meow] < br > about five hair moneys, right [yellow people happy] < br > < br > comments left any topic of interest to you, let the fat chat friends and Pie to accompany you! ]
【PiePie零食铺：piepie】 微信公众号：stargazeruk
赤峰龙腾：
花样教练，优秀 tEhRevQ
[Coach, the outstanding tEhRevQ]
全球第一最搞：
男女形成过程[憧憬][憧憬]
[Men and women forming process [hope] [hope]]
草蜢一号：
年代中国。法国摄影师Yann Layma
[S China. French photographer Yann Layma]
查科嘉
我的电影图解：
除了《我不是药神》，还有这些根据国内的真实案件改编而成的电影，原来生活才是最好的剧本。cr.电影工厂
[In addition to the god Im not medicine, and these cases according to the domestic real into a movie, life is the best script. Cr. The film factory]
人生漫漫，道远兮。闲暇时我就是你的最佳伴侣，这里各种口味图解都有，Please 抱紧我！！！合作请私信或Q我：
