Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    两大爷疯狂斗技，真的很厉害了[笑cry] tEhgbF ​
[Two big ye crazy bucket, is really very much [laugh cry] tEhgbF]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

梁詠琪：
    這次釜山之行感覺到各種融合和諧、各種專業、各種歡樂、各種感動....八個女人一台戲好快再見！期待！😘😘😘#釜山電影節 #八個女人一台戲 #busanfilm @ Busan, South Korea tEhgAiJG ​
[这次釜山之行感觉不到各种融合和谐,各种专业、各种欢乐各种感动……八个女人一台戏好快再见!期待!😘😘😘# #釜山电影节八个女人一台戏# busanfilm @ busan,south korea tehgaijg]

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猫扑：
    老师把范冰冰致歉信作为中学生改错题拿出来讲解，有毒[笑cry] （图：釪嬟 ​） ​
[The teacher fan bingbing apology as middle school students to take out wrong topic, toxic [laugh cry] (figure 釪 嬟)]

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微博汽车：
    #车评精选# 高性能跑车的逆袭
[Evaluation of selected # # car counter attack of high performance sports car]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

金山夜话博主：
    #金山夜话# 眼镜蛇和蜈蚣对决…… tEhgzRZg ​
[# # jinshan night cobra and centipede duel... tEhgzRZg]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

卢健生：
    这个国情必须注意。
[This must pay attention to the state of the union.]

Z CAM, CEO

汽车之家：
    #家家新闻##广汽三菱#【于月日上市 广汽三菱祺智EV新消息】日前，我们从广汽三菱官方获悉，旗下小型纯电动SUV——祺智EV将于月日正式上市销售。据了解，新车在此前已经开启预售，共推出锋行版和智行版两款车型，NEDC续航里程可达km，其补贴后价格万起。 tEhgzAFP ​
[# # # # gac every news mitsubishi 【 listed on February nd Gac mitsubishi kei wisdom EV new news 】 recently, we learned from gac mitsubishi official that its small all-electric SUV - kei wisdom EV will officially listed on the monthly sales. We have learned, in already has open to booking a new car, has front line edition and version of the two models, NEDC) battery capable of km, the subsidies after prices up. tEhgzAFP]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

刘彦斌：
    离岸人民币盘中跌破.关口 跌幅扩大至.% _ 东方财富网 tEhgFN ​
[Offshore yuan trading below. Mark for the losses. % _ tEhgFN Oriental wealth network]

但斌：
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

青年时报：
    【下跪、扇耳光、扬言自杀……这些都没用！高速上的这件事容不得马虎】昨天下午，G长深高速丽龙段丽水方向云和服务区，一名男子下跪，抽自己耳光，扬言说要自杀，还一溜烟跑上了高速公路。这是怎么回事？原来，男子姓王，昨天驾驶着一辆半挂车开上高速，民警觉得这辆车不对劲——半挂车压飞了好几个...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 kneel, slapping, threatening to commit suicide... these are useless! It will be on the high speed careless) yesterday afternoon, G long highway in cloud dragon Duan Lishui direction and service area, a man kneeling, smoke yourself a slap in the face, are threatening to commit suicide, said still running on the highway. This is how to return a responsibility? It turns out that mans name is wang, yesterday to driving a car semi-trailer on high-speed, police think this car is wrong - semi-trailer pressure flew several... The full text m. eibo]

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知乎：
    智能世界真的到来了吗？@华为中国 携手 @微软亚洲研究院 @科大讯飞 @苏宁 @比亚迪汽车 @长江商学院 @VIPKID官微 等 余家行业领先企业 一起在知乎上 #众说普惠AI#，速来围观！👉tEPMzZRy ​
[The intelligent world really coming? Work @ huawei China @ @ Microsoft Asia research institute at hkust xunfei @ suning @ byd auto @ cheung kong graduate school of business @ VIPKID officer micro, etc More than industry leading enterprises on zhihu # together opinions pratt &whitney AI#, speed to watch! 👉tEPMzZRy ​]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【实力“坑爹”！不堪忍受唠叨 高速上儿子趁父方便时开车就溜】月日晚上时许，山东青岛高速民警巡逻时，突然发现前方有一名中年男子正在应急车道内独自行走，看到警车后，该男子立即跑向民警面前救助“警察，巡逻民警询问了具体原因。原来，当天晚上老李和儿子俩人一起驾车准备返回老家时，俩人...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 strength pit dad! unbearable nagging Highway son just slip 】 while father is convenient to drive, PM in the evening, shandong Qingdao high-speed police patrol, suddenly found the front have a middle-aged man was walking along through emergency lane, after seeing the police car, the man ran to the police immediately before rescue police, patrol police about the specific reasons. Originally, the evening Lao li and his son both driving and ready to return to their hometown, two people... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

平安北京：
    【京城“提刑官”陈庆】“从事法医工作你害怕过什么吗？”
“有过，我觉得是一种无力的孤独和寂静无声……”
“那是怎样的一种恐惧？”
“除了自己的心跳和呼吸，你已经听不到任何来自我们熟知的这个世界的任何声音了，来自身体有节律的声音愈发清晰、急促甚至震耳欲聋……”法医陈庆叙述道。...全文： m.weibo ​
[City DiXingGuan Chen Qing 】 【 in the forensic work what are you afraid? < br > yes, I think is a weakness of loneliness and silence... < br > a fear what is it? < br > in addition to your own heart and breathing, you have already cant hear anything from any sound, we know the world from the body shortness of rhythmic sound more clear, even deafening... Forensic Chen Qing narrative way. ... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪新闻客户端：
    【感觉长假没过够吗？专家为你解释假期结构存在的问题】听说，旅游就是换个地方玩手机[doge]扎堆结婚、探亲访友、全家旅游……对很多人而言，国庆假期远比平日更忙。利用长假集中“办大事”，是因为平日的假期不足？还是现行的假期结构存在问题？专家呼吁应该增加假期>>tEhgvPAx ​
[【 feel long holiday not enough? Experts explain vacations structure problems for you heard that tourism is to change a place to play mobile phone doge gather together marry, visiting friends and family trips... For many people, National Day holiday to be more busy than usual. Use holiday for, because lack of normal holiday? Or the problems existing in the current structure of holiday? Experts are calling for should increase holiday > > tEhgvPAx]

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知乎：
    恭喜@星空下温柔的微风 等名用户获得【《友妖经》定制版套装】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tEhdkQat
[Congratulations @ gentle breeze under the stars such as user get friend demon by the custom version suits 】 【. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tEhdkQat]

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