Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    男生的确是说睡就睡[允悲]@大脑切片是的！！！@·Katarina· 是我啦✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧
[Boy really mean sleep sleep [allow sad] @ the brain slices yes!!!!!! @, Katarina, is I ✧ ⁺ ⸜ (low ˙ ▾ ˙ low) ⸝ ⁺ ✧]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

薛蛮子：
    回复@葛晓非儿子十七岁一米八六了。穿鞋号。大帅哥了@葛晓非没想到现在闺女比儿子漂亮这么多，之前一直是宽宽帅@薛蛮子转发微博
[Reply @ GeXiao non son one meter seventeen years old. Wear shoe. Big handsome boy @ GeXiao a girl more beautiful than the son of that now so much, handsome is Eric @ xue barbarian forwarding microblogging]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

新沐sunshine：
    @薇薇一笑我就抽@Vicki正能量[鲜花][鲜花][鲜花]
[@ Vivian a smile I only smoke @ Vicki positive energy [flowers] [flowers] [flowers]]

凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航

新沐sunshine：
    @薇薇一笑我就抽啊啊啊啊啊！怎么那么多美图！！！！
[@ Vivian a smile I only smoke agghh! How so many beautiful pictures!!!!!!!!!!]

凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航

顶尖设计：
    假期结束了 ​
[The end of the holidays]

职业搬砖，业余设计。

薛蛮子：
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

ZAKER：
    #深夜ZAKER# 有人把生命局促于互窥互监、互猜互损，有人把生命释放于大地长天、远山沧海。 ——余秋雨《行者无疆》 ​ ​​​​
[# late-night ZAKER# someone short life in peek into the mutually, loss and guess each other, someone release the life on the earth sky, distant mountains to the sea. - yu walker boundless]

传递价值资讯：myzaker

微博搞笑排行榜：
    聊天时有哪些文言文，能提升逼格_________________________________ ​​​​
[Chat from time to tome what writings in classical style, can promote pretend bility _________________________________]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    #深夜大明白#《未成年的主张》家里有个颜值高、成绩好的亲弟弟，不出门就能每天体验“别人家的孩子”带来的挫败感，哥哥为此经常向老天抱怨。直到有一天得知自己在弟弟心中却是完全高大的形象，哥哥突然就很生自己的气！屋顶大声告白，可爱的兄弟情啊！tEhEhNF ​
[# # the night big understand the minor proposition home has a high level, good brother appearance, dont go out every day can experience other peoples children bring frustration, brother often complain to god. Until one day that his siblings in the heart is full of tall figure, brother suddenly very angry with myself! Roof and confessions, lovely brother! tEhEhNF]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

冷笑话精选：
    马一下日剧[ok]@老虎娇娇非自然死亡看过很棒棒了@刘哔电影unnaturl真的不错
[Horse once they [ok] @ tiger jiaojiao unnatural death seen very pops @ liu bi film unnaturl really good]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪汽车：
    #巴黎车展# 【实拍|奔驰EQC 该品牌首款量产纯电动车型】新车可实现km续航，并将于明年二季度在欧洲上市，四季度在北京新能源号工厂国产。动力部分，新车搭载了前后双电机，其中后电机负责提供大的推力，前电机负责兼顾日常的轻度使用，并可实现四轮驱动。此外，整车的风阻系数为.d。老司机们，...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # Paris motor show [film | Mercedes EQC the brands first production of pure electric vehicles 】 new car can implement km range, and in Europe in the second quarter of next year, in the fourth quarter in Beijing, new energy, domestic factory. Power part, before and after the new car carrying two motor, motor is responsible for providing greater thrust, after which the former motor is responsible for the daily use of mild, give attention to two or morethings and can realize the four-wheel drive. In addition, the wind resistance coefficient of the vehicle. D. Old drivers,... The full text m. eibo]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

小野妹子学吐槽：
    ？？对不起举报了
[?? Im sorry to report the]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪新闻客户端：
    [并不简单]
[[] are not simple]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

猫扑：
    #猫扑夜话# 今天被支付宝的中国锦鲤刷屏了；说说你们都有过哪些锦鲤附体的经历？ ​
[# # mop the dorm today be alipay Chinese brocade carp refresh; Tell me about what you have possessed koi? ​]

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