2018年10月7日星期日

Prop blocked, have means to resist, the sky is falling a husband!Prop blocked, have means to resi

丑女达人:
    不错👍
[不错👍]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

丑女达人:
    可惜我去不了[泪]
[Its a pity that I cant go [tears]]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

卢健生:
    亲临奥脱福督师,上半场意外地两球落后,我马上叫穆里尼奥换入马塔、费兰尼及桑切斯,加强进攻,先追平,完场前绝杀反胜,打出红魔精神。胜利!伟大的胜利! tRXmAV ​
[DuShi at old trafford, unexpectedly in the first half two goals behind, I immediately called mourinho in mata, phelan and sanchez, strengthen the attack, the first match, dead against time, play the spirit of the red devils. Victory! Great win! tRXmAV]

Z CAM, CEO

小野妹子学吐槽:
    真香
[delicious]

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李开复:
    纽约的美食早餐。你饿了吗?[阴险] tRqzmdTi ​
[New York cuisine for breakfast. Are you hungry? [insidious] tRqzmdTi]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    最近熬夜看曼联简直是快速自杀[允悲][允悲] ​
[Recently to stay up late watching Manchester united was quickly suicide [allow sad] [allow sad]]

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    嘴巴太干 笑裂了[笑cry]@Snydsch笑死我了哈哈哈哈@有点甜但:爆笑真的爆笑 已经剧烈咳嗽了@五十次日落:评论爆笑哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@哎呀是梓不是辛:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈你们快来看评论,我笑得被口水呛到
[Mouths too dry cracked [laugh cry] @ Snydsch lol ha ha ha ha @ a bit sweet but joke joke really rough cough already @ fifty times sunset review joke ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ oh catalpa is not singh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you come and look at comments, I laughed by saliva choking]

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edc陳冠希:
    tROAWzhS ​
[tROAWzhS]

International nomad

小野妹子学吐槽:
    希望每个人都能被父母疼爱。 ​
[Hope everyone can love by his parents. ​]

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新浪汽车:
    #老司机课堂#有车迷是作设计师的吗?随手转发这个车牌,节后都能做甲方[笑cry] ​
[Old driver class # # have fans is a designer? With forwarding the license plate, after party a can do [laugh cry]]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

猫扑:
    #猫扑晚安# 人类幼崽学会作用智慧越狱[笑cry] ​
[# # mop goodnight human role cubs learn wisdom escape [laugh cry]]

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刘彦斌:
    北美自贸协议夹带“防华”条款 英媒:欲孤立中国 tEhWIikg ​
[The north American free trade agreement with China clause UK media to isolate China tEhWIikg]

冷笑话精选:
    口音萌死了[跪了]@赶着毛驴去纽约真可爱[太开心]@全国帅逼代表可爱死了!!!@一只炸宝哈哈哈太可爱了哦@然后下面就没了可爱@年月日哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈口音好可爱@Sleeeepy-今日份快乐源泉
[Accent of dead] [kneeling @ with cute donkey go to New York [quite happy] @ deputies to the national handsome forced so cute!!!!!! @ a Fried treasure to ha ha ha so cute oh @ then they dont have a lovely @ below (date) (month) (year) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha good accent lovely @ Sleeeepy source - joy today]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

国际版小助理:
    [哆啦A梦吃惊]@微博客服[污]不敢
[[doraemon surprised] @ microblogging service [pollution] cant]

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冷笑话精选:
    是这样了[伤心]@大脑切片可能以前太酷了 所以现在越来越不酷了@歌叙-@千歌--明明还年轻,却总感觉已经过了奋不顾身的年纪了
[It is [sad] @ brain slices could so cool So now more and more not cool Syria - @ @ song qian song - yao is young, but always felt desperate age have passed]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!