Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽：
    假期还有好几天结束，请推荐一款你觉得非常好玩、迅速吞噬时间、让人废寝忘食的单机游戏吧。 ​
[Have several days vacation ends, please recommend a you feel very funny, quickly to consume time, let a person forget all about eating and sleeping the single-player game. ​]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌：
    一夜之间，新天鹅堡后面的阿尔卑斯山上已披上了些许银装。 ​
[Overnight, the Alps behind the new swan fort has been put on a bit of silver. ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

微博位置：
    年月日 点分左右，杭州市上城区西湖银泰偶遇明星蔡徐坤，详细内容请点击 tEhUoW ​
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, uptown west lake of hangzhou intime encounter star CAI xu, the details please click tEhUoW]

发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

优酷：
    #火星情报局#放假了，火星开会怎么连个人都没有，局长#汪涵#带领众特工尬舞啦，焗饭们速来围观[哈哈]
tEhyqRqg ​
[Had a holiday, cia # # Mars Mars how doesnt even have a personal meeting, director of # # Wang Han led agents full dance, paella are quick to onlookers (ha ha) < br > tEhyqRqg]

南方都市报：
    #我们的国庆黄金周#【久坐易导致血栓 个动作教你缓解！】久坐不动易导致下肢血流迟缓，造成血栓，严重时可导致猝死！翘脚尖、踮脚、双脚开合三个动作，可以有效缓解血液淤滞，每—小时循环一次 。专家提醒：当出现腿疼、咳嗽、胸口痛等症状时，需高度警惕！假期拒绝久坐，多运动！（CCTV）...全文： m.weibo ​
[Our National Day golden week # # 【 sedentary easily lead to blood clots movement teach you ease!] Sedentary powereasy not result in lower limb blood flow is slow, resulting in thrombosis, serious when can lead to sudden death! Become warped tiptoe, step stool, and three feet FRP action, can effectively relieve blood silt up, every hour. The expert reminds when there is a leg pain, cough, chest pain and other symptoms, should be on high alert! Refused to sedentary vacation, more exercise! (CCTV)... The full text m. eibo]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

新浪新闻客户端：
    【请欣赏国庆大片《上海南京路的武警》，每一帧都帅爆了！】十一国庆，抖音上一条关于“武警人墙红灯”的视频火了。武警战士们用身体排成了“人墙”，用来维持车辆人流穿行秩序，保障大家的安全。国庆节这么大的人流量，这么晒的太阳，武警战士们真是辛苦了！tEhzNBj ​
[【 please appreciate National Day armed police of the nanjing road in Shanghai, every frame handsome burst!] Article National Day, trill on a video about red light of the armed police wall fire. Armed police soldiers with body arranged in the wall, used to maintain vehicle flow through order, protect the safety of everyone. National Day so much traffic, so bask in the sun, the armed police soldiers was hard! tEhzNBj]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

平安北京：
    #国庆小时# 【长假首日动物园内 警方帮助找回走失儿童】黄金周首日，包括北京动物园在内的多家景点迎来了客流量高峰。上午的时候一个孩子找不到家长了，有好心群众将孩子送到了动物园执勤民警那里，随后，家长也找到了执勤民警，孩子有惊无险的找到了。警方提示：人流密集区域加紧对孩子的看护，大...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # National Day hour 【 long vacation first day zoo 】 golden week on the first day of the police to help find lost children, including various scenic spots in Beijing zoo, ushered in the traffic peak. Morning when a child cant find the parents, have a good crowd to send children to the zoo on duty police there, then, parents also found the policeman on duty, found the child narrowly missed. The police tip crowded area up to the child care, big... The full text m. eibo]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

猫扑：
    #孩子出游带不带iPad#【两家庭相约出游，因带不带iPad给孩子，互怼到分道扬镳[摊手]】杭州有两家人本来计划好国庆一起带娃去海南，出游前王家爸爸说要带上iPad，这样就可以不用管娃。另外一户人家的李妈说：“上次你们带iPad，搞得我们家儿子在家不玩游戏，出去每天玩好几个小时。”李妈觉得这样失去了...全文： m.weibo ​
[带出子孩# #游不带【两庭iPad游家,因约相不带出子,给带iPad孩互道镳怼到扬摊分手][州有两家杭消费率(计划来本人带起好庆国去一出南娃,前海爸爸游王家,说要样带iPad上可就不以这用另一管娃。人的家户外妈李说“你带iPad次上搞得们,在我儿家们玩游子家不出戏,去每几小玩天个好觉”李妈时得去了这...失样全文m。weibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作请联系微信：mopxmt

但斌：
    @ww：路上风景还是挺美的[笑cry]
[@ ww the road is a beautiful scenery [laugh cry]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家：
    #论坛精选日报#【中年疯狂一把 圆梦入手保时捷】本人今年岁，喜欢足球、汽车、啤酒，所以喜欢德国。初中时代就开始喜欢车，读书的时候买汽车杂志会花去我大部分的零花钱，由于父母下岗早，家庭条件不佳，车对于那时候的我来说都是梦想。我从来没有想过我会有机会买保时捷，在社会上辛苦打拼十...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # BBS of hits daily middle-aged crazy a interpreta dream of porsche 】 【 I years old this year, like football, auto, beer, so like Germany. When junior high school age began to like cars, reading magazine will take most of my pocket money buying a car, because the parents laid off early, poor family condition, car for me at that time is a dream. I never thought I would have a chance to buy a porsche, hard struggle in the society of ten... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车：
    [舔屏][舔屏]乐高拼插出的比例布加迪Chiron！！可驾驶，多万个零件，.吨重，.马力，牛·米！给大神跪了！#老司机课堂# tEhwWsz ​
[[lick screen] [lick screen] lego to hold out the proportion of the bugatti Chiron!! Can drive, more than a parts,, tons, horsepower, cow,! To the great god kneel down! # # tEhwWsz driver class]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

但斌：
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪新闻客户端：
    [衰]@财经评论 吓哭了[衰]@小浪同学爱吐槽 [衰]@浪圈每日播报 [衰]@明日头条 [衰]
[[failure] @ financial comment cry [failure] @ small wave classmates love teasing [failure] @ waves lap broadcast daily headlines [failure] [failure] @ tomorrow]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    [衰]@浪圈每日播报 [衰]@明日头条 [衰]
[[failure] @ waves lap broadcast daily headlines [failure] [failure] @ tomorrow]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

冷笑话精选：
    不然呢[doge]@我的前任是极品哈哈哈哈哈哈@电子竞技没有后仰：去没有奶茶卖的地方才叫旅游吧
[Otherwise [doge] @ my predecessor is gourmet ha ha ha ha ha ha @ e-sports not back go now dont sell milk tea places tourism]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！