2018年9月3日星期一

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X玖少年团伍嘉成:
    今天是个好日子[喵喵][喵喵][喵喵][喵喵][喵喵][喵喵] ​​​
[Today is a good day [meow] [meow meow] [meow] [meow] [meow] [meow]]


大家好,我是破音小网址。 工作联系:X_work@

微博搞笑排行榜:
    一人发一张你们专业的表情包 _________________________________ ​​​
[The expression of one person to send a piece of your professional package _________________________________]


微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

韩国me2day:
    【YouTube】#SuperJunior[超话]# 在 Asian Games Closing Ceremony上压轴登场,带来了 + +的精彩舞台,韩流帝王的威严!![鼓掌] tRFHwxK ​​​
[# # YouTube 】 【 SuperJunior] [ultra words in Asian Games Closing on the finale, taking the < SORRY SORRY > + < Mr. SIMPLE > + < Bonamana > wonderful stage, and all the Korean imperial majesty!!!!! [applause.] tRFHwxK]


联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

林小宅-:
    💥 ​​​



我問燕子妳為啥來 燕子說 管好妳自己

胡一天啊:
    #新舞林大会# 有很多不足,但会继续努力,希望下次有更多的机会展现自己原以为的不可能。正式表演时有失误,现在奉上完整版。感谢老师的指教和大家的支持[太阳]🔗:tRFHhXaI ​​​
[# # new dance has many shortcomings, but will continue to work hard, hope the next time have more opportunity to demonstrate their thought impossible. Error during formal performance, in the full version now. 感谢老师的指教和大家的支持[太阳]🔗:tRFHhXaI ​​​]


工作邮箱:huyitianwork@

最神奇的视频:
    手把手教你WiFi无线桥接,再也不怕网络差,留着吧,早晚用的上! tRFTBVEp ​​​
[Taught you how to WiFi bridge, no longer afraid of the network is poor, keep it, used in morning and evening! tRFTBVEp]


视频,就要神奇的!看神奇的视频就关注我,你绝对意想不到的视频!商务洽谈QQ:,

国民老岳父公:
    各位包友晚安辽,以后大街上遇到背包的小姐姐和小哥哥记得相认啊[笑而不语] ​​​
[After you BaoYou good night liao, the street meet backpack his little sister and little brother remember who ahsmiling without a word]


微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq

人民日报:
    【夜读:迷茫的时候,你进步最快】迷茫的时候人容易走弯路,但也都忽视了一点,迷茫的时候也可以是进步最快的时候。越是迷茫,越要用力生活。有时候,生活让你陷入一种矛盾或迷茫的状态,或许是在间接提醒你,好好看清楚自己是什么样子的,想清楚你到底想要什么。 tRFHvFi ​​​
[【 night confusion, you most improved 】 confused when people are prone to detour, but have ignored a bit, confused when also can be the fastest progress. The more the more confused, hard life. Sometimes life make you into a state of conflict or confusion, may be indirectly remind you, good clear what kind of person he is, want to know what you want. tRFHvFi]


人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

赵薇:
    #赵薇[超话]#可以吗? ​​​
[# # zhao wei] [ultra words can? ​​​]


感恩

GOT7Official:
    #GOT[超话]# 王嘉尔&BamBam
rd Album UNIT预告照来了!

.. MON PM ​​​

[# # GOT [ultra words] Wang Jiaer & BamBam < br > rd Album < Present YOU > UNIT forecast according to come! < br > < br >.. MON PM]


大家好,我们是GOT!JB、Mark、Jackson、珍荣、荣宰、BamBam、有谦。

我的前任是个极品:
    “Its ok​” [心] ​​​
[Its ok [heart]]


我们不一定要完美的爱情,但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣!

思想聚焦:
    你有什么相见恨晚的知识想推·荐给年轻人? ​​​​
[Do you have any commend treating knowledge, want to push for young people? ​​​​]


QQ 投稿邮箱:@qq

新浪娱乐:
    亚运会闭幕式上,韩国男团@iKON-OFFICIAL 劲歌热舞《Love Scenario》《Rhythm》嗨翻天,下面观众全举着手机狂拍,大型追星现场!tRFTke
@SUPERJUNIOR 压轴带来《Sorry Sorry》《Mr.Simple》《Bonamama》,收放自如的表演点燃全场!不愧是出道年的老少年们[憧憬]tRFHFQ ​​​

[Asian games closing ceremony, South Korea - @ iKON - OFFICIAL pop songs Love Scenario wrote hi, the audience all holding mobile phone taking pictures, large make track for a star field! TRFTke < br > @ SUPERJUNIOR finale to bring Sorry Sorry, Mr. Simple Bonamama, freely and the performance of light full! Not the kui is a career year old teenagers tRFHFQ [hope]]


新浪娱乐

整点电影:
    推荐一部复仇爽片《复仇》!讲述三个企业家到沙漠进行一年一度的狩猎之旅,其中一人带来了他的情妇,但事情变化,情妇被三人所杀。然而她并没有死透,活过来的她化身复仇女神……本片曾惊艳多伦多、圣丹斯等多个电影节,复仇反杀之路非常过瘾,推荐看! tRFTeHu ​​​
[Recommend a great piece of revenge vengeance! About three entrepreneurs to the desert to the annual hunting trip, one of them brought his mistress, but things change, mistress slain by three people. However, she did not die, live her avatar Nemesis... The movie was amazing, the sundance film festival in Toronto, revenge against kill the road is very enjoyable, recommended! tRFTeHu]


订阅号ID:hizddy。最新资源、最有趣的电影评论,你想看的这里都有。

唐嫣:
    #唐嫣很高兴认识你# #明星制片人微计划# 生煎攻略,一二三四五步都记好了吗? tRFHhztK tRFwEKGp ​​​
[ nice to meet you # # # tiffany tang star producer micro plan # have strategy, the steps are ready? TRFHhztK tRFwEKGp]


lovetiffanytang@foxmail 糖糖.TIFFANY.糖囡。烦恼最小化~快乐最大化~!要做糖糖糖糖开心糖~!正能量的某颗糖o(^_^)o

衣锦夜行的燕公子:
    怎么回事啊!老师课都白讲了!大家怎么还学不会撩人啊!
有个女孩发私信一张她和喜欢男生的截图,就是她帮了人家一个小忙,男生说谢谢。她说,再说谢字就生气了!
大家想想,这种回答的下一句是什么?“再说谢谢就生气了!咱们可是好哥们儿啊!”这就走歪了!
所以大家以后看到这种问句,就要回答:拿 ​​​

[Whats the matter! The teacher class all white! Why you still learn cant hold up person! < br > a girl sending private messages the screenshot of her and the boy, is she helped others a little busy, the boy said thank you. She said, say thanks to angry! < br > you think about it, the next is the answer? Say thank you angry! We are good buddy! This is bad! < br > so after you see this kind of question, to answer take]


世界就像是个巨大的马戏团,它让你兴奋,却让我惶恐。 因为我知道散场后永远是——有限温存,无限心酸。

娱酱:
    亚运会闭幕式sj再现经典《sorry sorry》,不愧是Kpop帝王男团!为欧巴们打定话!![憧憬] tRFHLruK ​​​
[The Asian games closing ceremony sj reappear classical sorry sorry, not the kui is a Kpop Kings also! Make up for the Obama words!!!!! [hope] tRFHLruK]


传播正能量

新浪体育:
    #我是热爱#韩国元祖男团SuperJunior登上雅加达闭幕式舞台,演唱经典代表作《Sorry,Sorry》!妖精们的打call声在哪里?tRFTEnuo ​​​
[# # I love KRW progenitor - SuperJunior boarded the stage of the closing ceremony in Jakarta, singing the classic masterpiece Sorry, Sorry! Play the call of the goblins in where? tRFTEnuo]


小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯,趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件: sports@vip.sina

人民日报:
    【#你好,明天#】雅加达亚运会闭幕,杭州向世界发出分钟邀请。西湖之水缓缓流下,《春江花月夜》悠扬响起,荷风竹韵,这是淡妆浓抹总相宜的古典杭州;人工智能方兴未艾,电商经济蓬勃发展,青春笑脸,这是与时俱进的时尚之都。年的北京,年的广州,年的杭州,世界见证中国转变。,杭 ​​​
[Asian games in Jakarta # # hello, tomorrow 】 【 closing, hangzhou give minutes to invite to the world. West lake water down slowly, the spring moon rising and falling, charge of bamboo wind, this is the classic c plus the total fitting for hangzhou; In artificial intelligence, the electricity economy booming, youth smiling face, this is the fashion capital of keeping the pace with The Times. In Beijing, guangzhou, hangzhou, the world witnessed Chinas transformation. , hangzhou]


人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

全景志:
    点赞这条锦鲤 你的好运将会接二连三 ​​​
[Thumb up the brocade carp your good luck will be a barrage]


ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴀʀᴀᴅɪsᴇ✧*̣̩⋆̩☽⋆゜

急诊科女超人于莺:
    刚接到学校通知,说明后天不上学了。妞已经睡着了,我打算明天等她睡醒了,再一脸惊慌的告诉她这个好消息[嘻嘻][嘻嘻][嘻嘻][嘻嘻][允悲][允悲][允悲][允悲] ​​​
[Just got a school notice, dont go to school the day after tomorrow. Girl had fallen asleep, tomorrow Im going to wait for she waked up and tell her the good news of a face of panic [xi xi] [xi xi] [xi xi] [xi xi] [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]


应该是个爱恨分明的好人

阅读手册:
    童年回忆杀·位香港男星现代群像
每一个都好喜欢,每位男子都有自己的韵味
(up主清风-安然)tRFjlSX ​​​

[Portraits of childhood memories, kill a Hong Kong actor, modern < br > each love, each man has his own charm < br > tRFjlSX (up the wind - enron)]


在这里寻找片刻的安静。QQ

思想聚焦:
    谨以此片 献给
步入大学的第一批后新生 tRFTTy ​​​

[This piece is dedicated to < br > to enter the university after the first batch of freshmen tRFTTy]


QQ 投稿邮箱:@qq

歐弟:
    講真的,生小孩之後作月子很重要,但作為男人ㄧ點忙都幫不上,我也沒什麼當好男人的天份吧,掛不上邊⋯洗衣做飯都不會,護理也不行,抱著小孩又沒奶⋯那就試試陪在身邊,但打呼嚕又吵到她休養(還有隔壁⋯隔壁的隔壁),陪伴月子的第一個晚上就被老婆叫回家 ⋯真的丈母娘跟婆婆就真的太重要了!真的太 ​​​
[Speak really, after having children as lili is very important, but maybe as a man cant help you busy, I had no talent of being a good man, cant hang not above.. Laundry cooking, nursing, holding the child didnt milk. Then try to accompany in side, but snore and wake her up rest (and the next.. Next to the door), with lilis first night was a wife called home.. Really mother-in-law mother-in-law is really too important! Thats really nice]


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