国民老岳父公：
刚才溜墨爷接了个电话，边打边走，没走一会儿墨爷死活都不走了，正准备发火，抬头一看发现到家的路口了，再走就走过了[跪了]感觉我拖累了墨爷[跪了]
[Just to slip the ink I connect a telephone, side dozen the side walk, dont go for a while and ink ye did not go, is preparing to ignition, looked up at the discovery of the home, and then walk you passed] [kneeling feel I drag down the ink ye] [kneeling]
微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq
雪代薰：
[心]
[[heart]]
不开放任何实体印刷类授权。请勿私印。艾特已关，定期删转发以及和画无关的日常博~我对好听的男声有特别的好感~~一般情况下有求必应哈哈哈哈
别西楼：
大部分人其实都心软 总把感情放在第一位
当下吵架撕破脸皮 过几天 几个月 甚至多年后 回想起来 遗憾满满
陪你走一段路的人 其实就那么多 大部分走马观花 酒肉朋友 这世界啊 车水马龙的 能陪你渡过一段时光的爱人 朋友 都不容易
都是缘分
少一个就是少一个 多一个 就好好珍惜 珍惜当下的快乐 珍惜当下
[Most people are really softhearted Always put feelings as the first < br > the quarrel face a few months in a few days Even many years later, in retrospect Sorry < br > full accompany you walk a long way Actually so much Most of the tour Fair-weather friends This world! Traffic can accompany you through a period of time lover friends are not easy to it was destined that < br > < br > is a little more than a one less will cherish Cherish the present happiness Cherish the present]
／les vx.y 广告日常 随缘
中国地震台网速报：
#地震快讯#中国地震台网自动测定：月日时分在吉林松原市前郭尔罗斯县附近（北纬.度，东经.度）发生.级左右地震，最终结果以正式速报为准。（ @中国地震台网 @新浪吉林 ）
[# # earthquake alerts the China earthquake networks automatically measure date of time in front of the jilin songyuan Guo Er county near the Ross (. Degrees north latitude and longitude. Degrees). Magnitude earthquake, the end result will be subject to formal studies. (@ China earthquake networks @ sina jilin)]
小时监测全球地震活动，第一时间权威发布国内外最新地震消息，更有速报私信瞬间送达。领先科技，洞察纤毫。
圈少爷：
为什么iPhone的前置摄像头自拍拍出来人脸永远是歪的？而且特别歪特别丑不敢直视[拜拜]明明照镜子的时候觉得自己是美的啊～
[Why the iPhones front camera since clap out face is always crooked? And special tilt special ugly cant look straight into [bynum] clearly feel is beautiful ~ look in the mirror]
工作联系请私信。小红书ID：
一只蹦蹦跳跳的尤物：
很多人会觉得抄袭，盗版，剽窃，没什么，看就看了，用就用了。是，我理解这帮人为什么这么想的。
不就一张爱情公寓电影票么？不就玩儿一个盗版游戏么？怎么了？多大的事儿？有必要这么上纲上线？
我就花了三十块钱为一个抄袭电影付费了，是世界坍塌了么？我就去网站上下了盗版游戏，我做了什么十恶不
[Many people will think copying, piracy, plagiarism, its nothing, just look, use it with. Is, I understand why these guys thinking. < br > < br > not, love is a apartment the tickets? Dont play a pirated games? Whats the matter? How much? It is necessary that such online? < br > < br > I spent dollars paid for a copy film, is the worlds collapse? I will go to the website up and down the pirated games, what did I do ten evil]
一只尤物啊，男的
使徒子：
“在吗？”
“你是指自在存在，还是自为存在？”
[In? < br > , you mean comfortable existence, or self conduct exist? ]
景观建筑师 业余画漫画 作品同人创作都是开放授权的，不用专门来要
老鸡灯儿：
很多人不敢说，和好朋友说话的时候五句话里就要辱骂对方一句。
我和我朋友都是：
“狗东西你在吃什么屎？”
“cnm吃椰子鸡呢”
“你还有脸吃椰子鸡啊你个猪精”
“怎么了椰子鸡这么清淡都是水果和白肉wrnm”
“你不配！”
[A lot of people dare not say, when you talk with close friends in five words to insult each other. < br > I and my friends are < br > what are you eating dog shit? < br > < br > CNM eat coconut chicken? do you have face to eat coconut chicken you a pig < br > whats wrong with coconut chicken so delicate fruit and meat WRNM < br > you not worthy! ]
尖酸刻薄 丨小红书老鸡灯儿 丨Instagram@gregchaw
许子东：
我分享了 @新华网 的頭條文章 tRDSIpaC
[I Shared the tRDSIpaC @ the headlines of the xinhua article]
個＂
电影主：
赚的真是“血汗钱”，生活不易!请给劳动者一个赞[赞] #电影# tRDlvYtf
[Make is money, life is not easy! Please give workers a good [great] # # tRDlvYtf film]
合作请加扣扣： 备注 【电影主】
一个阿呆仔：
有人醒着吗？我在拍银河🌌[doge]
[Anyone awake? 我在拍银河🌌[doge] ]
原@台湾阿呆仔。分享好玩的东东。
正能量录：
妈妈就是那个帮你缝衣服上掉下来的一颗扣子的时候还会把其他扣子全部缝紧的人。
[Mom is the help you sew clothes will fall down when a button is all the other buttons sewn tight. ]
每天正能量！商务合作请加qq：
司机发车了：
这个笑死我了[允悲][允悲] #搞笑幽默事# tRDcZii
[The killing me [allow sad] [allow sad] # # tRDcZii funny humor]
搞笑+正能量的车。每天带给你欢乐。不定期粉丝有礼哦！快关注上车！
投资舆情：
王尚一这个文章我自己删了，多人推荐王的文章，名气这么大，所以刚才先转后看，妈的，看了吓一跳。 系统居然放到现在一直在，都十万➕了。
[A woman I deleted this article, the article recommended the kings people, fame so big, so just look after turn first, mama of, looked startled. System was in has been now, thousands of ➕. ]
深耕党史与政治经济学，擅长宏观与策略预判
世界搞笑排行榜：
这九句话一定要让孩子记住，希望所有的孩子都能健康长大
[The nine words must let children remember, hope all the children can grow up healthy]
搜索分享风趣、幽默、好玩、好笑、内涵、亮点内容。 合作联系qq
佛系废物：
名场面 tRDlPbb
[A scene tRDlPbb]
我喜欢你@
顾奈：
女人不爱而分开的时候，内心是自责的，所以会说“你很好，都是我的问题”。爱着却因为各种原因分开的时候，内心是生气的，所以说“都是你不好，都是你的错”。很多说前任坏话的人，无非就是分开的那一刻自己还爱着，却因为对方感情没给够而分开，于是怨恨。而那种情淡了自然分开的，才会得到一句，他是
[Women dont apart, the heart is guilty, so will say you are very good, is my problem. Love but because of various reasons apart, the heart is angry, so said you are bad, its all your fault. Many people say bad things about former, is separated from the moment she does nothing but in love, but, because of each other feelings didnt give enough and resentment. And that kind of feeling weak natural separated, will be , he is]
代表作情感随笔《谁不是学着去爱》公众号：gunai 合作请联系邮箱zjx@qq
BABYCEODZKNOW：
刚才忘记说了我今晚我还要去miu玩〈😐ノ
[刚才忘记说了我今晚我还要去miu玩〈😐ノ ]
🔮Mr.enjoy da money™CEO🔮
我的损友嘴狠贱：
张馨予结婚。前任逐个数：第一任不详、第二任吴卓羲、第三任李晨、现任何捷。如果你是女生，你愿意嫁给他哪一任？
[Jenny got married. Former one by one count the first is unknown, the second Roy, third , any home now. If you are a girl, will you marry him next? ]
因为不开心，所以传递快乐！
周鱼：
人生有的时候要注重过程，不要在意结果，但必须要在意结果的时候，过程再美也不要被迷惑。
[Life sometimes want to pay attention to process, dont care about the results, but have to care about the result, process again beautiful also is not to be confused. ]
像我这样优秀的人，本该灿烂过一生。
扛大刀的我：
聪明的我给胡小涂架上了我的发夹，这样他就能不影响视力的打游戏了。。。。他没有拒绝，欣然接受了。。。
[Hu small clever I applied on my hair clips, so that he can not affect vision to play the game... He did not refuse, gratefully accepted... ]
筷子手
Houson猴姆：
可爱哟~~帕帕Chris Pratt最新骑车街拍美图大赏！有了新恋情，心情灰常好啊~~各种卖萌！[哈哈][舔屏][爱你][亲亲][憧憬]
[Lovely oh ~ ~ he Chris Pratt latest cycling street snap temptation is great reward. A new relationship, the mood was very good ~ ~ all sell MOE! [ha ha] [lick screen] [love] you [kiss] [hope]]
这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！
shift-shit：
说话要经过大脑这么正常的事现在已经是件不寻常的事了
[Should speak after the brain so normal things now is an unusual thing]
city rats
画画的炎久：
分享图片
[Share photos]
就爱画两男人叽叽歪歪谈恋爱，一点都不高大上请叫我回忆杀达人-`д´-
老浣熊董九力：
记得在某社区中读过
真理往往与文字无关，如果将真理比作天上的明月，那么文字就是指月的手指。手指可以指出所见的明月，但手指并不是明月。所见之月也不一定就是明月。见到明月也不一定必须通过手指。只有开悟方知明月所在。
各行各业，珍惜贵人。牢记他们提示与批评。
这个是我理解的口传心授[可爱]
[Remember to read < br > the truth in a certain community often has nothing to do with the words, if the truth to a bright moon in the sky, then text is a finger pointing at the month. Fingers can point to see the bright moon, but the finger is not the moon. Can see moon also is not necessarily a bright moon. See the moon does not necessarily have to through the fingers. Only enlightened know the moon. < br > all walks of life, cherish the people. Bear in mind that they tip and criticism. < br > this is my understanding of KouChuanXinShou [lovely]]
打破次元壁的相声演员-自由漫画人-文案爱好者-股票韭菜苗
公安部打四黑除四害：
【少年强则国强！讲好中国故事，让各国人民了解中国青少年所思所想[心]】@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 ：在采访中描述在前往欧美等国家时，准备一些英文发言，希望让外国人了解中国青少年所思所想。人文交流，传递#正能量#。（新华视点）tRbqoc
[[young strong a country strong! Speak good Chinese story, for the people all over the world to understand China youth think [heart]] @ TFBOYS - Jackson described in the interview on a trip to Europe and the United States and other countries, going to speak some English, hope to let foreigners to understand Chinese youth thoughts. Cultural exchanges and transfer # # positive energy. TRbqoc (xinhua viewpoint)]
打四黑除四害，主要是依法严厉打击从事危害民生违法犯罪活动的黑作坊、黑工厂、黑窝点、黑市场，为民除害，保民平安。人民对美好生活的向往就是我们的奋斗目标。齐心协力打四黑，警民联手除四害！
中华之鹰001：
南京夫子庙，鲁迅先生笔下的茴香豆，竟然是清真食品。
[Nanjing Confucius temple, lu xuns aniseed, unexpectedly is a halal food. ]
微信公共号：大鹰（dayingnb）、大汉之鹰（HUAXIAZY）。关注人口、宗教，为子孙创造和谐、稳定、繁荣社会而奋斗！为中华民族伟大复兴添砖加瓦！
让笑声飞会：
好像确实是这样[喵喵][喵喵] #搞笑#
[If it is [meow] [meow meow] # # funny]
新浪热门微博-笑话榜专家成员，每日输送最搞笑的笑话，更新中。。。
新浪体育：
电光火石，神鬼莫测，声东击西，暗度陈仓，斯蒂芬-库里，篮球场上的阴谋家。来欣赏库里的助攻集锦吧！tRDNTXHq
[Crackle, ghosts, a diversion, procuring, Stephen curry, the basketball court. To appreciate the assists database collection!!!! tRDNTXHq]
小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯，趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件： sports@vip.sina
Dabaozzzz：
tonight，
who is the god？
🎴🃏
[tonight，
who是god？
🎴🃏]
有
不是毒奶色我是专业解说黄旭东：
今晚还有人怀疑我智力比孙一峰低的吗？？？？逼我下线的都出来给我道歉，哼[挖鼻][挖鼻][挖鼻][挖鼻][挖鼻][挖鼻][挖鼻]
[Others doubt my intelligence is lower than i-feng sun tonight?????? Force me offline came out to apologize to me, hum [dig nose] [dig nose] [dig nose] [dig nose] [dig nose] [dig nose] [dig nose]]
Make starcraft great again )
皇马新闻：
皇马公布对阵AC米兰的首发：纳瓦斯；卡瓦哈尔、瓦拉内、拉莫斯、马塞洛；卡塞米罗、克罗斯、伊斯科；阿森西奥、贝尔、本泽马。
有多少小伙伴，准备起床看球？
[Real Madrid released against AC milans starting nawaz; Card oaxaca, navarre, ramos, marcelo; Card miro, cross, Israel; Arsenal theo, bell, karim benzema. < br > < br > how many friend, ready to get up to watch? ]
小时播报皇马相关新闻、图片等。色情广告、博彩广告，一律拉黑！！！
微天下：
【伊朗最高领袖：对金融腐败者采取迅速而正义的行动】路透社当地时间日报道，伊朗最高领袖哈梅内伊在电视演讲中表示，法院要对犯有金融腐败的人采取“迅速而正义”的行动。此前，伊朗司法部长表示伊朗目前特殊的经济环境被认为是一场“经济战”，要求成立特别委员来调查金融犯罪。
[[Irans supreme leader justice and swift action against financial corrupt 】 Reuters Monday local time, Irans supreme leader, ayatollah ali khamenei, said in a televised speech, the court to be guilty of financial corruption quickly and justice action. Earlier, Irans justice minister says Iran has special economic environment is considered to be an economic war, to be set up a special committee to investigate the financial crime. ]
全天候的中国最大原创国际资讯平台，新浪新闻中心出品。提供新闻线索请发私信，或发邮件至microworlds@sina
家常美食菜谱大全：
【剁椒鱼头】．将鱼头洗净，去鳃，去鳞，从鱼唇正中一劈为二；．将盐、味精均匀涂拌在鱼头上，腌制分钟后，将剁椒涂抹在鱼头上。在盘底放~片生姜和白萝卜片，将鱼头放上面，再在鱼身上搁切好的姜丝适量；．上锅蒸分钟，出锅后将葱花撒在鱼头上浇熟油，然后放锅里蒸~分钟即可。
[【 chop bell pepper fish head 】. Go clean the fish head, gills, scales, from the center of the sharks lip split in two; . Salt, gourmet powder evenly mix on the head, the pickled minutes, will chop bell pepper daub is on the head. ~ is put in the bottom slice ginger and green radish slices, put above the head, then put fish in the chopped shredded ginger is right amount; . On the pot steamed minutes, after the pot will scallions and sprinkle cooked oil on the fish head, then put the pot steamed to minutes. ]
爱美食爱生活，QQ：
