冷笑话精选:
#前方高甜# 全网首档明星甜度测试节目
本期测试嘉宾@郑锐彬_
被「感叹号狂魔」胁迫自拍?
#郑锐彬#用K击中粉丝的心!
说好的粤语版情话安排上了!
化身快递小哥为粉丝送上音乐盒?
快来看他的测试结果到底是甜系还是盐系?
tRDOnckZ
[High sweet # # in front of the entire network first star guest < br > this test sweetness test program @ Zheng Ruibin _ < br > be cowed exclamation mark slasher take? < br > # # Zheng Ruibin hits with K fans! < br > say good cantonese version on line arrangement! < br > incarnation express little elder brother for fans to music box? < br > come and look at his test result is sweet or salt system? < br > tRDOnckZ]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
卢健生:
高空跳水原來那麼危險!@来去之间@金山@曹增辉转发微博
[The upper air diving so dangerous! @ come and go between @ jinshan @ Cao Zenghui forwarding microblogging]
Z CAM, CEO
卢健生:
Beigel能有多好吃。[思考]@来去之间@安普若-外号安校长在飞机上看了这集,觉得节目做的不错。准备回来找一找,都看了。
[Beigel how delicious. [thinking] @ come and go between @ AnPuRe - nicknamed the headmaster saw this on the plane set, think of good. Find ready to come back to see.]
Z CAM, CEO
卢健生:
好友兒子Jon Chu朱浩偉導演作品![鼓掌][鼓掌][鼓掌]@墨尔本庞帆期待
[Friends son Jon Chu Jon Chu director works! [applause.] [applause.] [applause] @ PangFan forward to Melbourne]
Z CAM, CEO
新浪新闻客户端:
【宝马男酒驾后跳臭河沟游泳,喊交警:你们先下班,不用陪我[二哈]】
民警:你游开心没?
宝马男:啊?哦哦,好了。
民警:这么多人陪你玩,好玩吗?
宝马男:你们赶紧下班吧,陪着我干嘛?哎呀!这水好臭啊!
民警:这臭水沟,你也不怕得病?
宝马男:我老婆非要我游个泳冷静一下。她说,你去河里“屎...全文: m.weibo
[[BMW male jump smelly county swimming after drunk driving, call police you work first, dont have to accompany me ha] [two] < br > policeman did you swim happy? Man < br > BMW? Oh oh, great. < br > policeman so many people play with you, for fun? < br > BMW man you get to work, with me? Oh dear! This water very smelly! < br > police this gutter, you also are not afraid to get sick? < br > BMW man my wife I have a swimming to cool off. You go to the river, she says, shit... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
微博搞笑排行榜:
沙雕网友来包养我[给你小心心]@YANGJINGJIE-转发这条微博你将拥有包养你的沙雕网友[给你小心心]@月远抒旅怀-:p沙雕网友太好了吧,一顿早饭块钱[笑cry]我都四块钱解决了[跪了]
[Sand sculpture net friend to spend my heart [give you carefully] @ YANGJINGJIE - forwarding this message you will have kept you from sand net friend give you heart carefully] @ far journey express my arms - p sand net friend is too good, a breakfast dollars [laugh cry] I had been solved four dollars] [kneeling]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗
新沐sunshine:
@默言J@白瑞德爱赵薇都超美[色][色][色][色][色][色][色]@赵薇北京影迷会#中餐厅赵薇# #赵薇中餐厅第二季# [米奇比心]
[@ J @ rhetts words love zhao super beauty [color] [color] [color] [color] [color] [color] [color] # @ zhao Beijing fans club Chinese restaurant zhao # # # zhao wei Chinese restaurant in the second quarter than heart] [mickey]
凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航
优酷:
【梦想计分板】#这就是灌篮# #我想打篮球# 篮球,支撑他熬过病痛!“我,叶文灏@叶文灏harris- ,我想打篮球!”@这就是灌篮
tRDKFxBh
[# this is dream scorecard 】 【 dunk I want to play basketball # # #, sustained him through sickness! I, Ye Wenhao @ Ye Wenhao Harris -, I want to play basketball! @ its dunk < br > < br > tRDKFxBh]
猫扑:
【史上最牛同桌!后同桌#同年同月同日生同上北大#[并不简单]】缘分呐!河北冀州中学,高三班的张艺、张春蕾两人同桌了三年,都是年月日出生!更神奇的是她们俩同时被北京大学录取,成绩分别为、!同班同学说,在他们班,有一种友谊就叫张艺、张春蕾。[doge]tRDDCRa
[【 history best deskmate! # # ditto who has the same birthday after a neighbor north [] are not simple 】 the fate! Spent in hebei jizhou middle school, high class three zhang yi, chun-lei zhang deskmate for three years, two people are born on! Even more amazing is that they have been admitted to Peking University at the same time, both grades respectively,! My classmates said, in his class, there is a kind of friendship is called zhang yi, chun-lei zhang. [doge] tRDDCRa]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
【女子火车站打车遭拒载 拍照投诉被出租车司机吐了一脸唾沫 [吃惊]】日,西安的武女士在火车站外乘坐一辆出租车准备回家,上车后司机得知目的地很近便拒载,武女士下车后用手机拍下车牌号欲投诉,司机竟下车对其推搡并大声辱骂。最后司机憋了一口唾沫吐了武女士一脸,一边吐还一边骂道“让你拍照”。...全文: m.weibo
[The womens railway station take a taxi to take Photo complaints by taxi drivers face a spit [surprised]], ms xian wu a taxi outside the railway station, ready to go home, get on the car after the driver that destination is very close to that with their cell phones after ms wu to get off the images to complaints, the driver should get off on the pushing and Shouting abuse. Finally suppress a mouthful of spit spit the driver wu, a face of ms while vomiting also scold a way to let you take pictures. ... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
新沐sunshine:
@Real皮皮王@黄磊子@江南大野花借您吉言@尸姐希望一切顺利🙏🏻@M大王叫我来巡山还有点好看🙏🏻@这是一个很高冷的ID
[@Real皮皮王@黄磊子@江南大野花借您吉言@尸姐希望一切顺利🙏🏻@M大王叫我来巡山还有点好看🙏🏻@这是一个很高冷的ID]
凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【乾隆 十二个字 外孙】乾隆帝堪称起名达人,给自己的外孙取名为鄂勒哲依忒木尔额尔克巴拜,翻译过来福气长寿钢铁大宝贝儿。是不是别的孩子都答完卷子了,他还在写名字[允悲]
[The qianlong twelve words Grandson 】 the qianlong emperor in the name, the name for his grandson as e le zhe according to te wood, the forehead, worship, blessing the translation longevity steel big baby. If the other children were finished a paper, he also write down the names in [allow sad]]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
新浪汽车:
#车圈话题# 你们在自己车里睡过觉吗?感觉怎么样?[doge]
[# #.so topic you slept in his car? How do you feel? [doge]]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。
但斌:
美丽的大草原! tRDOWVA
[The beautiful prairie! tRDOWVA]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@急流中的浮木:佛在灵山莫远求,灵山自在人心头,人人有座灵山塔,好在灵山塔下修。
[@ driftwood in the jet stream Buddha in lingshan mo far, lingshan comfortable heart, everyone has lingshan tower, fortunately, lingshan tower under repair.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博位置:
年月日 点分左右,苏州市吴中区偶遇明星宋茜,详细内容请点击 tRDOJT
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, suzhou wuzhong district with star Victoria song, the details please click tRDOJT]
发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo
但斌:
仰望星空 “:“@但斌 谢谢[抱拳][抱拳]确实如此!当第一次听说宇宙中有万亿亿个恒星的时候,深深地被震撼到了!比地球上的所有沙粒加起来还多,我们人类又算什么呢?🙏🙏”
[Look up at the starry sky , @ but bin thanks [fuels] [fuels] really! When the first time heard that have trillion stars in the universe, were deeply shocked! Than all the grains of sand on the earth combined, we human beings is? 🙏🙏”]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
丑女达人:
分享我的故事 tRDONGJ
[Share my story tRDONGJ]
兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!
小浪同学爱吐槽:
被贫穷死死困住的我[泪]真是寸步难行!tRDtkek
[Trapped by poor cling to me [tears] is really difficult! tRDtkek]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
汽车之家:
#家家新闻#【于年测试 Uber飞行汽车最新消息】日前,有外媒报道,Uber与美国陆军研究实验室(US Army Research Labs)建立了合作关系,旨在共同研发Uber飞行汽车项目并要打造一个以城市为基础的公共航空交通网络,预计于年开始在三座城市进行测试,官方称,如果一切按计划进行并且测试顺利,那...全文: m.weibo
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微博位置:
年月日 点分左右,上海市浦东新区川沙新镇偶遇明星周冬雨,详细内容请点击 tRDOEzl
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, rivers sand encounter new town pudong new area, Shanghai star zhou, the details please click tRDOEzl]
发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo
玩转instagram:
恋人为何都爱追寻极光?背后流传着一段神话故事。恋人们值得拥有~
[Why lovers love to pursue the aurora? Behind with a fairy tale. Lovers worth it ~]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)
冷笑话精选:
虽然我知道你不缺钱,但这招看完你确定不pick一下?#网购有瘾#tRedZ
[Although I know you dont lack of money, but you sure dont pick up that after watching? # # online addiction tRedZ]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
优酷:
【梦想计分板】 #我想打篮球# 曾获无数篮球冠军的他,将在 #这就是灌篮# 的战场上继续自己的传奇!“我,铁牛@dada条 ,我想打篮球!”@这就是灌篮
tRDOWW
[[dream scorecard] # # I want to play basketball was awarded numerous basketball championship, he will be in the # # this is dunk battlefield continue to own legend! I, iron cow @ dada, I want to play basketball! @ < br > this is dunk tRDOWW]
平安北京:
【借车给别人 会不会担责】日常生活中,亲戚朋友借车是很常见的事情,如果因为借车而发生的交通事故,车主是否应承担责任?什么情况下需要承担责任?作为车主的你,一定要知道这些事↓tRBEZFxV
[【 borrow the car will be accountable to others in daily life, the relatives and friends borrow the car is very common things, if the traffic accident due to borrow the car, the owner shall bear the responsibility? What circumstances need to bear the responsibility? As owner, you must know these things left tRBEZFxV down]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
新浪汽车:
#微博交通台# 今早,国道,北京房山区大安山路段,发生山体塌方双向断路。北京近三日仍有强降雨,山区发生塌方、滑坡等地质灾害风险极高。为了安全,提醒大家近期避免走山区路段。 tRDOJo
[# # weibo communication radio this morning, the national road, Beijing fangshan district taean mountain road section, landslides occurred two-way open circuit. Beijing still nearly three days have heavy rain, mountain geological disasters such as landslide, landslide risk is extremely high. For the sake of safety, remind you in the near future to avoid go mountain roads. tRDOJo]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。
新浪新闻客户端:
来聊聊,你为啥不愿意生娃?
[To have a chat, why dont you like to born baby?]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
但斌:
@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@股道热肠也守,或者不守,它都在那里!
[@ fields is also keep good Joe, or not, its all in there!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽:
太残忍了吧...[跪了]
[So cruel... [the] on my hands and knees]
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但斌:
@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@股道热肠也@老曾阿牛【不动产实名制和金融实名制是现代国家治理的基础,它的深层次不是什么房产税,而是一个政治改革,是一个国家政治透明化的基石。】[good][good]
[@ lanes have good Joe also @ old pig [real estate real-name system and financial system is the foundation of modern state governance, its deep level was not a property tax, but a political reform, is the foundation of a nations political transparency. [good] [good]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑:
卡在车头后被拔出了,一脸懵[允悲]
[Card is pulled out after the front, a face of meng [allow sad]]
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