微博搞笑排行榜：
大家在这条微博下，找个沙雕网友交朋友吧。简单介绍一下自己，以及想交什么样的网友 [喵喵]
[Everyone in the tweet, find a sand sculpture make friends online. Simple introduce myself to you, and want to make what kind of netizens [meow]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
张杰：
未•Live-EP, 这三首歌我最近听入迷了，MV也是我近年来最棒的，鸟巢争取首唱！！我的宗旨是“行星文化”必出精品！#张杰未LIVE##张杰未LIVE巡回演唱会# 
工作请联络邮箱：jasonstudio@outlook
戏精牡丹：
特别感谢何老师和娜姐现场的照顾，唔～开心开心，唔～
[Special thanks to the scene of the teacher and her elder sister to take care of, well ~ happy happy, well ~]
中央戏精学院硕士研究生 野生博主话剧演员 商务联系：yaochimudan@（私信看不到）
袁立：
此时的乌蒙山区。
[WuMengShan District at this time. ]
yagedemama@
一位小财主：
直接赞！
揪一位小可爱送阿玛尼口红一支💄
把关注也点上，明天就开 [好喜欢]
[Direct praise!
揪一位小可爱送阿玛尼口红一支💄
把关注也点上，明天就开 [好喜欢] ]
一位住在沙特阿拉伯的富家子弟
人民日报：
【分钟，教你叠超可爱的迷你“拉杆小书包”[爱你]】转存Mark，跟小朋友一起试试看~tRDViG
[The minute, to teach you fold the super lovely mini rod small bag [you] love 】 archived Mark, give it a try ~ tRDViG with children]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
思想聚焦：
金毛小宝宝。[爱你]
[Golden retriever baby. Love you []]
QQ 投稿邮箱：@qq
回忆专用小马甲：
等你有了猫你也会整天对着睡着的它们痴笑，然后整个相册里存的都是这种照片[拜拜]
[Wait till you get a cat you will to sleep all day long they cachinnation, then the whole album is the photo of [bynum]]
《愿无岁月可回头》
北京人不知道的北京事儿：
细致到变态的日本人：搬个行李都能爆红网络，不服不行。。。[作揖][作揖][作揖]（by噗嗤大叔）
[Careful to abnormal Japanese with a luggage can red network, with no... [bowing] [bowing] [bowing] (by snow uncle)]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
全球奇闻趣事：
国外网友在阿拉斯加路上拍到的巨型驼鹿，简直是神鹿下凡 tRDXjoR
[Foreign net friend in Alaska photographed giant moose on the road, it is not established himself tRDXjoR]
每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，如果您身边发生或者网络看到新鲜事，欢迎私信投稿，录用必@
iloulive：
对。九月刊。
[Thats right. September issue. ]
ELLEMEN 灵魂和身躯不分家
每日一狗：
别否认了，这绝对是喜提狗子之后你的日常，恨不得当心肝宝贝疼爱！[太开心][笑cry] tRDXOGAe
[Dont deny that this is definitely a happy dog after your son everyday, wish when baby love! [quite happy] [laugh cry] tRDXOGAe]
每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗！ ♪(´ε｀)家里有一只比熊阿布，一只法斗阿兜！
这里是美国：
一个能瞬间能够让自己心情变好的音乐，炒鸡好听[心]tRwlHI
[A can let oneself mood good music instantly, Fried chicken nice tRwlHI [heart]]
环球网美国记者站，为您提供全面、权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu
德卡先生的信箱：
“她就像糖果罐里最底下的那几颗 又难抓 又让人着迷”
[She is like the bottom of that a few candy jar is difficult to grasp and fascinating]
𐂂：寄存你想说的话／私信投递 · 参考置顶／禁二改禁商用 请尊重每一位作者和每一篇原创投稿 尊重这个平台
芒果娱乐：
jony j 退赛 也是太执着，一直强调只想跟宫阁一起做音乐，尊重他对音乐的坚持，只是参加节目而已，没有必要因为和除宫阁以外的人做音乐就毁约退赛吧？[吃瓜]
tRDXlVD
[Which jony j withdrawal Is too persistent, always stressed just want to do music, together with GongGe respect his insistence of music, just to show that there is no need for and besides GongGe doing music is to break out of the race? [eat the melon] < br > tRDXlVD]
创立于年，芒果娱乐网科技有限公司旗下官方微博。
王子文Olivia：
今晚要不要试试黄瓜片敷脸？.......顺便问一下，你们都用什么敷脸？#今晚用什么敷脸#
[Do you want to try the cucumber slices apply face tonight? ...... By the way, what you all apply face? # # what apply face tonight]
工作联系：@qq
Happy张江：
记住，夏天穿体恤这样把衣服扎起来超好看！！！get√[爱你]#微博爆料[超话]# #讨好型人格穿搭# tRDXJtqz
[Remember that summer wear t-shirts so make clothes super good!!!!!!!!!!! [love] you get) # weibo fact [ultra words] # # please put # tRDXJtqz personality to wear]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
人民网：
你对大海的力量一无所知！暑假，带孩子在海边游玩一定要注意安全，看看这个视频就知道了↓↓转给更多人知道！@最神奇的视频 tRDiwjE
[You know nothing about the strength of the sea! Summer vacation, take care of the kids in the beach must pay attention to safety, look at the video left left down to more people know! @ the most magical video tRDiwjE]
报道全球 传播中国
蓝蓝占星：
【下半年太阳最旺盛的新月许愿日】这一次是狮子座新月，太阳处于最旺盛状态，力量加倍，北京时间月日后，星座所有人都可以许愿，只需冥想+默念+写下来。这一次最利于许愿提升投资运、考试运、子女运以及更有创意、出作品，提醒本次感应最强的（太阳星座或上升星座）狮子、水瓶、金牛、天蝎、
[[the second half of the new moon, the sun is the most exuberant, vows 】 this is a Leo new moon, the sun in the most productive state, doubly, Beijing time month later, the constellation everyone can make a wish, just recite meditation + + write it down. Which one of the most conducive to promote investment in transport, vows exam, children and more creative, out of work, to remind the induction of the strongest lion (sun signs or rising sign), water bottles, Taurus, Scorpio,]
异地电话咨询命数、合作邀约、风水调整、BB公司取名、择日请发邮件【@qq】联系。微信号：lanlanzhanxing
北京人不知道的北京事儿：
北京天安门广场上在执勤的兵哥哥，他一直在劝说却没人听，很多没素质的游客依旧我行我素拍照合影。。。（by士兵菌）tRekFwW
[On Beijings tiananmen square on duty of the soldier brother, he has been to persuade no one listen to, a lot of qualities are still just take pictures photos... (bacteria) by soldiers tRekFwW]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
媒体人张晓磊：
水稻之父，袁隆平，一己之力，解决了十亿人的吃饭问题，愿岁月善待你，健康长寿，这个点个赞不过分吧？ tRDXWZI
[The father of the rice, yuan longping,, solve the problem of one billion people for dinner, let the years be kind to you, longevity and health, this point a praise too much? tRDXWZI]
品牌活动，焦点事件策划，明星名人邀请，全媒体推广发布。qq
人民日报：
【精美绝伦！岁老人耗时四年雕刻《红楼梦》微缩景观[憧憬]】哈尔滨大爷刘振元，因喜欢《红楼梦》，年月起，他用面粉、木头、塑料等，建造了一座以《红楼梦》为主题的微缩全景，包括房屋所，亭子、小桥、河流、古塔等景观多件，组成了“黛玉葬花”、“晴雯撕扇”等多个经典故事场景。
[【 exquisite! - year - old spent four years carving miniature landscape [hope] a dream of red mansions 】 Harbin big ye zhen-yuan liu, because like a dream of red mansions, monthly, with flour, wood, plastic, etc., built a panoramic view in a dream of red mansions as the theme of a miniature, including housing, pavilions, Bridges, rivers, landscape, such as ancient towers formed were dai jade, dream tore fan, and many other classic stories. ]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
思想聚焦：
不解释就弄不懂的事，就意味着怎样解释也弄不懂。
——村上春树
[Dont explain just dont understand, you mean how to explain the also dont understand. < br > < br > - haruki murakami]
QQ 投稿邮箱：@qq
梨视频：
【最踏实省钱的“旅社”！医院每晚腾出大厅供患者家属打地铺，已坚持年[心]】月日晚，武汉一医院平米的门诊大厅里，近百位外地患者家属在“打地铺”。医院治安民警称，医院每晚将大厅清扫消毒，打开空调免费供患者家属夜宿，已持续年。这不仅减轻了家属的经济负担，对他们也是一种心理安慰。一
[The most steadfast save money hotel! The hospital every night to vacate the hall for the patients families on the floor, has insisted in [heart]] on Tuesday night, wuhan square metres of a hospital outpatient service hall, which nearly nonlocal patients families in the floor. Said, the public security police hospital every night will lobby cleaning disinfection, turn on the air conditioning for patients families free night, already last year. This not only reduce the economic burden of the family, is also a kind of psychological comfort to them. a]
［视频报料邮箱］：yishou@pearvideo；［自媒体入驻网址］：pearvideojoin
小狸言：
【刘昊然X吴磊X白敬亭X易烊千玺】少年四大名捕 送给@小歌喵 @Sun翠花儿_ @阿下
安排上了[doge]小白镜头太少了瞎几把剪了！夹带私货的六扇门统领和黄桑，咳咳
B站在审
tRDXQzLm
tRDXQzLn
[【 Bai Jingting Liu Haoran wu lei X X X yi Yang thousand seal 】 juvenile four lobsterman was small song meow @ Sun cui flower for @ _ @ < br > under the arrangement on the [doge] small white lens too blind several cut! Entrainment bootleg six door over and mulberry huang, ahem < br > B stood trial < br > tRDXQzLm < br > tRDXQzLn]
傻白甜
澎湃新闻：
【大爷叼烟救落水大妈走红：我还年轻】tRDXlMSV 月日，湖北武汉。澎湃新闻对话“叼烟下水救大妈，烟还没灭”的主角杨智。杨大爷岁，是长江救援队队员。其称对走红“很淡定”，觉得自己还很年轻，以后会继续救援。tRDtXpE
[The big ye diao cigarettes save drowning Boyle hits Im still young 】 tRDXlMSV month day, hubei wuhan. Surging news dialogue save Boyle launched, diao cigarette smoke havent destroy the leading role of ali. Uncle Yang, is the Yangtze river rescue team players. It said to hit very weak, feel was very young, later will continue to rescue. tRDtXpE]
有内涵的时政新媒体
新京报：
【妈妈少看一眼 儿子玩滑板车冲上马路被碾压身亡】日，广西南宁一位母亲陪儿子在路上玩滑板车，还不时追到路中间给儿子喂食。男孩滑进路边停放的汽车中间，而母亲背过身往马路对面走。此时，男孩玩滑板车冲上马路被经过的一辆白车碾压。最终男孩不幸身亡。tRDizww 网友：不该在马路玩耍！
[The mother see son skateboard less cars crushed to death on the street], a mother with son play on the road in guangxi nanning scooter, also from time to time to feed the middle of the road to his son. The boy slid into the side of the road between parked cars and mother back walking across the road. At this point, the boy skateboard car on the road by a white car rolling pass. Finally the boy died. TRDizww netizen shouldnt play on the road! ]
一份以责任为灵魂的报纸；一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸；一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报，品质源于责任。
赵子琪：
我从来不喜欢给孩子穿那种很新潮的衣服，最喜欢看小姑娘们穿棉布的小裙子。
[I never like to wear the very fashionable clothes, the most like to see girls wear cotton small dress. ]
板房蒋阿姨：
#阿姨的树洞#
【蒋阿姨，关注你很久了，今天我情绪崩溃了，打开微博就想到了你。简单说一下吧，我出生成长在一个低水平小康家庭，母亲是镇上的初中老师，父亲下岗后在镇上做生意，还有一个小八岁的弟弟。我现在很大的问题是我不喜欢这样的自己，但是我不知道该怎么去改变，小时候别人都有理想，我一直
[Aunt # tree hole # < br > 【 Chiang aunt, pay attention to you for a long time, today I emotional breakdown, open weibo was thinking about you. Simply said, I grew up in a low level of well-off family, mother is the towns junior high school teacher, father laid off after doing business in the town, and a little brother eight years old. Im a big problem is I dont like myself, but I dont know how to change, when the other people all have ideal, I have been]
别怕，有阿姨呢~！
NicoleJu_：
修剪了头发，清爽多了#小王子i#
[Had his hair trimmed, relaxed and more # i# the little prince]
工作事宜请微博私信 。
呆十三：
这家三胞胎的日常活动，总会听着音乐一起燥起来。妈妈，drop the beat [酷] tRDXTt
[The triplets of daily activities, always listen to music with dry up. Mom, drop the beat [cool] tRDXTt]
原ID@我的朋友是个呆B
北京人捍卫北京城：
你好，“老北京儿炸酱面儿”了解下！[吃瓜] tRDXpju
[Hello, old Beijing son noodles son understand! [eat the melon] tRDXpju]
一座城，一生的信仰！
热门搞笑排行榜：
教你如何用一部手机拍出神奇又酷炫的小视频，很有创意！[good] tRDXWdt
[Teach you how to use a cell phone clap a magical and cool video, very creative! [good] tRDXWdt]
关注@热门搞笑排行榜，获得每日新鲜笑料...^_^【扣扣：】
赵奶奶风水命理：
见者招财又开运 #好运连连#
[See # # good fortune and good luck]
干了年命理的老奶奶
