2018年8月8日星期三

The officer micro interesting, dont have a car is not important to have a car, take you fly with yo

微博汽车:
    #车评精选# 空档滑行还真不一定省油
[Slide # # car review selected gap is not necessarily fuel efficiency]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

猫扑:
    #猫扑段子#这是你吗? tRDfXLa ​
[# # mop jokes is this you? tRDfXLa]

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优酷:
    今日份的心疼送给志远哥哥@鄭元暢小綜 面对晓倩老公的“无意”甩锅,志远真是有口难说,有冤难伸呐[摊手]#电视剧合伙人#
tRDfS ​

[Todays share of the love dearly to small zhiyuan brother @ Joe cheng zong face XiaoQian husband accidentally jilt pan, zhiyuan is hard to say, have discretion to stretch yet [stand hand] # # show partner < br > tRDfS]

但斌:
    @脑浆四射:这就是准备摊牌了
[@ brains on this is ready for a showdown]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

南方都市报:
    【自食其力!为圆警察梦 他要卖万斤西瓜攒学费[赞]】今年岁的李恩慧,已被浙江警官职业学院录取。这个暑假,为减轻家里负担,他决定卖西瓜挣学费。万千元,得卖万斤左右的西瓜。期间,他中过暑、晕倒在街头,但还是谢绝了爱心人士的捐助,“自食其力,这是一个人的原则和尊严”,“不好都是暂时...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 self-reliance! Dream for police circle He wants to sell ten thousand catty watermelon earn money [who]] this year old lee in hye, has gained the admission to zhejiang police vocational college. This summer, to reduce the burden in the home, he decided to sell watermelons tuition. Ten thousand yuan, have to sell ten thousand jins of watermelon. Period, he had been in the heat, faint in the streets, but declined to donate loving people, own, this is a man of principles and dignity, bad are temporarily... The full text m. eibo]

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但斌:
    @股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    姐妹情测量表 ​ 能蹲下拍照的都是真姐妹![允悲] ​
[Sisterly love the pictures of the inventory can squat down are sisters! [allow sad]]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

但斌:
    [怒]@张洲这种下三滥,对社会真真儿是一点用都没有了
[[anger] @ cheung chau under this part, to the society as it was for nothing]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

ZAKER:
    【马思纯与欧豪分手:相逢无悔,过往无憾】 马思纯与欧豪宣布分手,两人决定回到朋友关系>详情 tRDfOdB ​
[Sandra and break up the hao meet without regrets, past regret 】 Sandra and the hao split up, two of them decided to return to friends > tRDfOdB for details]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【无证驾驶大货车被查,淡定司机:之前因酒驾被吊销了】年月日,江苏省宿迁市泗阳县大队中队城西勤务组查获一起无证驾驶的违法行为。该司机被查的时候,说没带驾驶证,被问到为什么没有驾驶证,司机淡定说之前因为喝酒被吊销了。 tRDfOuqL ​
[The big truck driving without a license is checked, calm driver before was revoked for drunken driving 】 (date) (month) (year), jiangsu suqian siyang county brigade squadron west service group seized a violation of driving without a license. When the driver was found, said didnt take the drivers license, asked why dont have a drivers license, the driver before light DingShui was revoked because of drinking. tRDfOuqL]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

但斌:
    @吾是宝儿现价.,的确是个好标的,但前提是 “董大姐” 是个不确定因素[嘻嘻]。
[@ my boa is present price., is indeed a good mark, but the premise is Dong Dajie is a uncertainty (hee hee).]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    请傅恒尔晴马上分手!@幸福左岸花开:现在转发还来得及吗?转发这条微博就能让你希望的情侣分手?
[Please Fu Henger clear break up right away! @ happiness left flowers, there is still time to forward? Forward this tweet can let you wish lovers break up?]

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但斌:
    @白羽贝才:不是没有明白人,是明白人说了明白话,但是执行起来就是利益为纲,以钱为纲,根本就不想割肉,不想改革。然后大家就一起等死吧!
[@ enwrapped bei just not understand person, understand what I said is the wise men, but the execution is interest classes, with money, didnt want to cut meat, and dont want to reform. Then everyone will die together!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑:
    【马思纯欧豪工作室发声明宣布二人分手】@马思纯 与@欧豪 双方工作室今日发表声明宣布二人分手 :“有几句话想代表纯纯和小欧向大家坦诚说明,人生聚散终有时,两人已经决定回到朋友关系。” ​​​​
[[Sandras house studio send statement announced that two people break up 】 @ Sandra and @ the hao studio today announced that two people break up in a statement want to have a few words on behalf of the pure and small ou tell you frankly, accumulation and dispersion will sometimes in life, two people have decided to return to a friend. ​​​​]

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但斌:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    [赞]
[[who]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪新闻客户端:
    太突然了,大家都表示不敢相信!
[Too suddenly, everyone said cant believe it!]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

但斌:
    @那片深厚的黄土地:我们老家村庄是附件百十里地最大的一个村庄,几十个村组,现在回家发现人已经是寥寥无几了,而且还合并了附件几个村落
[@ that deep yellow our home village is one of the biggest attachment hundreds of miles to a village, dozens of schiscosomiasis, go home now found that it was already very few, but also merge the attachment several villages]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @中原地产投资刘永富这个行业真的需要爱心和耐心,如果没有做过妈妈的最好不要从事这个职业!我们和国外恰恰相反@米瑞蓉不应该啊!
[@ yong-fu liu zhongyuan real estate investment in the industry really need love and patience, if not done mum would not do the work best! We and foreign opposite @ m ray rong shouldnt!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @谢菲-sophia@六国虹@余根金@阿呆__刘:小聪明很多,大智慧没有。@忘情水与后悔药:说明这家上市公司的实控人不读书不看报没有文化,这种玩法在、年的时候就很流行了,居然今天才知道。质押的股票快平仓了,还不想办法找人解决问题,不死你们死谁。
[@ blades - Sophia @ more than six rainbow @ gold @ foolish __ liu cleverness is very much, no great wisdom. @ bad and regret medicine description of the listed company of real people dont read a newspaper without culture, this style is very popular, when I was in, just know today. The pledge of stock quickly unwind, also dont want to find someone who can solve the problem, the undead who you die.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

微博位置:
    年月日 点分左右,南京市玄武区新街口街区偶遇明星赵又廷,详细内容请点击 tRDfMm ​
[Nanjing xuanwu borough xinjiekou blocks (date) (month) (year) dotted around, encounter star zhao katyn, details please click tRDfMm]

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    #我和你拼了#如果婆婆事事和你拼,该如何化解矛盾,预知详情戳这里tRDUQBzw #正品拼购联盟# tRDVQdDs ​
[# # I and you spell if you spell mother-in-law and everything, how to resolve contradictions, predict the details stamp here tRDUQBzw # # tRDVQdDs quality goods spell and purchasing alliance]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

但斌:
    @纳言数字货币可以控制流向@侯宁问题是央行也能在一定程度上控制水流向@赵州桥边柏树子财政好比是很多稻田。货币好比是水计算好了每个稻田吨水,共吨。结果财政弄的有的地方没水,有的地方水充足,有的地方浪费水,借水(杠杆)。结果没水的地方出现危机就要求再放点水于是货币又开始放水
[@ ran the digital currency can control flow to @ hou ning problem is the central bank can control flow to a certain extent to @ zhaozhou bridge cypress child fiscal is compared to a lot of rice fields. Money is like water well calculated each paddy tons of water, a total of tons. There is no water the fiscal mess in some places, in some places water is enough, the waste water in some places, water (leverage). Results no water crisis requires put some water and money began flowing again]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    医药板块估值太贵了!@林耘医药板块继续领跌,康泰生物又跌停[泪]基金深陷其中,风险外溢。 tRDfcVyl


一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈哈不容易啊[允悲]
[Ha ha ha ha not easy ahallow sad]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

但斌:
    @盖得排行App李铁:别逼逼了,快挂掉的那些人工智能项目活下去先。
[@ gadd ranking App list dont push force, quickly hang up the project of artificial intelligence to live.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @长盛回复@字仲謀李彦宏用百度吗?@字仲謀改的是挺快,但是不注意细节 tRDfrMF
[@ changsheng reply @ word jin li use baidu? @ word jin, change is very fast, but do not pay attention to details tRDfrMF]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @海涛在路上@咏春茶馆江湖混混多。。。何止道门。。。[吃瓜]@全真道士梁兴扬 错,是最出名的大师走了,还有更多的变成“道家高人”,重复一样的故事
[@ waves @ wing chun tea house river lake gangsters more on the way... More than door... Eat the melon @ quanzhen Taoist Liang Xingyang wrong, is one of the most famous master walked, and even more into the daoist, repeat the same story]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

青年时报:
    【有礼貌的吃掉你!萌娃#边吃小猪饼干边道歉#:对不起我要把你吃掉了[允悲]】萌娃要吃小猪形状的饼干,疯狂道歉:对不起,我要把你吃掉了,小猪你答应我好不好,你说说话小猪。太可爱了! 能不能给小编留一口[嘘][爱你](微辣Video)tRDqNEte ​
[【 polite eat you! she # # have pig cookies while apologizing Im sorry Im going to eat you [allow sad]] of Eva eat pig shape biscuits, crazy to apologize Im sorry, Im going to eat you, pig you to promise me is good, you talk to pigs. Lovely! Can leave small make up a [SHH] [love] you tRDqNEte (spicy Video)]

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但斌:
    @腾腾爸我在跟一帮芯片专家争辨吗?[酷][酷]@哦啊昵请在自己的能力圈内发言
[@ filled my dad with a bunch of chip experts argue? [cool] [cool] @ oh ah intimate circles in their abilities, please speak]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @任仁雄哦,真的要“洗洗睡了”?[污]@孟祥远年轻人,你们肩上的担子很重啊!
[@ Ren Renxiong oh, really want to sleep wash? [pollution] @ Meng Xiangyuan young man, your shoulders the burden is heavy!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪新闻客户端:
    【北京暴雨后现云团 中国尊仙雾缭绕】月日,北京国贸附近。今晨下过雨,目前虽说还是感觉闷湿度大,但是云层很厚,不少云团出现了绵积云,中国尊隐现云层之中,恍若仙境。 tRDfNfEt ​
[【 Beijing after heavy rain clouds now statue of fairy fog shrouded 】 month day, itc near Beijing. Rained this morning, and now still feel frowsty humidity is big, but very thick clouds, a lot of cumulus clouds appeared cotton, China looms the clouds, like fairyland. tRDfNfEt]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

但斌:
    @股道热肠也回复@金隆寨主尽量搞好关系!贸易不是战争,是生意,生意就是有商有量。@金隆寨主这就是完全没有做生意的逻辑,有哪一个生意人会跟自己的最大客户轻易闹掰的啊。@股道热肠也中国依旧赢,何必报复美国加关税。
[@ good Joe fields is also reply @ jinlong castellan to good relations! Trade is not war, is a business, business is business volume. @ jinlong castellan this is no business logic, which has a businessman will follow their biggest customers make to break easily. @ good Joe fields is also China still win, why the need for revenge American tariffs.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽:
    ??这么灵的?? ​
[?? Such a spirit?? ​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。