2018年8月6日星期一

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    妈耶…@宅男宅女集中营卧槽疯了疯了@我和贱人的狗血经历我的刀呢!!@AttractiveDonkey 尔晴你给我去死吧!!!!
[Mom... @ otaku dont go out for a long time women camp god mad crazy @ my dog and bitch blood through my sword!! @ AttractiveDonkey, fine you give me go to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪新闻客户端:
    【卫计局打脸美年健康 假医生被证实:美年收到责令整改通知书】美年健康公告,公司下属广州美年富海门诊部近日收到广州天河区卫计局出具的《责令整改通知书》,指出以下问题:、部分B超检查报告未经医生陈飞雪审核,由其他医生以陈飞雪名义发出报告;、检査报告无医师手写签名;、在未取得放射诊...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 who plan bureau false face beauty in health doctor confirmed beauty in receiving order rectification notice 】 beauty in health announcement, the company subordinate recently received the guangzhou tianhe district in guangzhou beauty rich sea clinic who plan the order rectification notice issued by the bureau of pointed out that the following problems and without doctor fei-xue Chen part B to exceed examination report, report issued by the other doctors in the name of the fei-xue Chen; , no physician handwritten signature inspection report; , without radiation diagnosis... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

新浪新闻客户端:
    祈祷平安,愿所有国人平安归来!
[Pray for peace, peace to all the people back!]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

张小娴:
    太在乎一個人,就是自討苦吃。 ​
[Too care about a person, is to ask for it. ​]

我的唯一微信号:遇见张小娴(Miss_AmyZ)。工作联系:陈仲明gongzuoshi@sina 

ZAKER:
    【ES车主在高速被吓到,这样的续航里程算欺诈吗?】 一位蔚来ES的车主表示,当蔚来ES在高速公路以kmh的时速并且开着空调行驶时,被整车续航里程仅为km吓到了。 tRDAuCFP ​
[[ES owner was terrified at high speed, so the range of the fraud? A wei to ES the owner said, when wei to ES on the highway and open air conditioning to KMH per hour when it is driven by the vehicle range for km. tRDAuCFP]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

平安北京:
    【早高峰出行注意交通安全】
[【 morning rush travel pay attention to traffic safety]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

知乎:
    时间管理有哪些常见的误区?👉tRDAuaq ​
[What are the common misconceptions about time management? 👉tRDAuaq ​]

发现更大的世界

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:女朋友跟我在一起半年后 分开后 后来新谈一个一个多月分了 现在又刚刚了一段新感情 她这是经历多了不信感情还是一个对感情不认真的人? 还是说她一直再找对的人?是一个高中的女孩子 还是年纪太小了!金山:都不是,她找着玩儿呢!但一直没找到像你一样对她兴致这么浓的男人,所以她...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listen to friends a girlfriend here with me after six months After separating Then the new talk a points more than a month Now it is just a new affection This is the experience more dont believe her feeling or a to affection dont seriously? Or said she has been looking for the right person? Is a high school girl Age is too small! Jinshan no, she find it and play! But didnt find like you interest such a strong man to her, so she... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

微博位置:
    来微博现场,赏American彩虹!
[To microblogging site, eat American rainbow!]

发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

优酷:
    【秦岚 我想回家】心疼皇后!太残忍了!面对卧虎藏龙的#新舞林大会#挑战,今晚勇闯舞林的@秦岚 仿佛一个楚楚可怜的小白兔。酷酷好想给直呼“我想回家”的娘娘一个大大拥抱[心]…tRDwmcvl ​
[【 Qin Lan I want to go home 】 love queen! So cruel! In the face of crouching tiger, hidden dragon # # new dance challenge, gate-crashers celebrated tonight so you @ Qin Lan as a delicate and touching the little white rabbit. Cool I want to give call I want to go home empress a greatly hug [heart]... tRDwmcvl]

新浪新闻客户端:
    【国家卫健委调查组赴陕西核查儿童疫苗有效期问题】近日,网络反映“商洛儿童接种疫苗问题”,国家卫生健康委员会高度重视,委领导迅速作出批示。月日,国家卫生健康委员会派出调查组赶赴陕西省商洛市开展现场核查工作。具体详情↓↓tRDAEgG ​
[[country WeiJianWei investigation to shaanxi validity verification childhood vaccines problem 】 recently, network reflect children vaccinated shangluo problem, attaches great importance to the national health committee, committee leadership to make quick instructions. Month day, the national health committee sent investigators to shangluo city, shaanxi province to carry out the on-site inspections. Specific details left left tRDAEgG down]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【男子捡砖砸流浪狗 爱狗女子一句话让他举起菜刀:怎么别人不咬就咬你!】男子陈某买彩票时,被流浪狗挡了去路,他捡砖头砸狗。经常喂流浪狗的陈女士与陈某争执:“怎么别人不咬就咬你!”陈女士儿子也来帮忙。不料陈某举菜刀砍向母子...陈女士轻伤,陈某被批捕。tRDAYbO ​
[The man pick up bricks hit the stray dogs Dog woman words let he held up a kitchen knife how others not to bite you bite you! Man is XXL buy lottery tickets, stray dogs to block the way, he picked up a brick at the dog. Often feed stray dogs of ms Chen and Chen dispute how others not to bite you bite you! Ms Chen son also came to help. Only to XXL for kitchen knife cut to the mother and son... Ms Chen minor injuries, XXL was arrest. tRDAYbO]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

青年时报:
    #西湖早茶#:生命不在于活得长与短,而在于顿悟的早与晚。早安! ​​​​
[# # the west lake tea life is not to live long and short, but in the realization of early and late. Good morning! ​​​​]

新闻热线: 工作沟通、广告合作请联系微信:Alex

新浪汽车:
    #汽车图赏# #车迷猜猜猜# 确认过眼神。周一上午,看灯猜车,提神醒脑,看看大家谁才是猜车老司机[doge] ​
[# car TuShang # # # fans to guess confirmed that look. On Monday morning, see the car lamp guess, refreshing, look at everyone whos guess old car driver [doge]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

新浪汽车:
    #汽车趣图# 最近这几天实在是太热了,连车都受不了了[允悲]大家那边都啥温度? ​
[# # cars on recently is too hot these days, and even the car cant stand the [allow sad] everyone what temperature over there? ​]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

CSDN:
    【我清华毕业,在龙泉寺写代码】tRDwPfMY龙泉寺的+互联网之所以走得这么成功,和来这里出家的学霸程序员的关系密不可分。

除了前文提到的学霸程序员到龙泉寺出家之外,之前媒体曾披露的、其他比较出名的学霸僧人还有:

贤威法师是中科院生物物理研究所博士;

贤启法师是清华大学核能和热...全文: m.weibo ​

[I graduated from tsinghua, write code in longquan temple 】 tRDwPfMY longquan temple + Internet walk so successful, and come here to become excellent student programmers are inseparable relationship. < br > < br > in addition to the above mentioned outstanding student programmers to longquan temple monks, before media have disclosed and other well-known outstanding student monk < br > < br > xian wei mage has a doctorate in biophysics research institute of Chinese academy of sciences; < br > < br > xian qi mage is tsinghua university nuclear power and heat... The full text m. eibo]

专业的中文 IT 技术社区,与千万技术人共成长。

新沐sunshine:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

卢健生:
    @诗姐八美国政治以年美国税收的标准,明星这个收入水平,如果以个人名义交联邦所得税是%,明星是加州居民的话,还要交.%州税,共.%。如果收入归公司,以公司名义交联邦税%,加州公司税是.%,共.%。如果明星要交%,其他人有这个收入也应该交%。
[@ poems eight elder sister in American politics in the United States tax standards, star this income level, if in the name of the individual to pay federal income tax is %, star is a California resident, pay. % state tax, total. %. If income is belong to the company, in the name of the company to pay federal taxes %, corporate tax is in California. %, altogether. %. If the stars should pay %, others have this income should pay %.]

Z CAM, CEO

小米手机:
    恭喜@我是小__小八呀 等名用户获得【小米手环】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公证链接:tRDAxixF
[Congratulations to @ I am a little __ eight ah User so as to obtain the millet bracelets 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRDAxixF]

探索黑科技,为发烧而生。

小米手机:
    恭喜@我不是陳小潔v 名用户获得【小米】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公证链接:tRDAt
[Congratulations to @ me not xiao-jie Chen v user get millet. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRDAt]

探索黑科技,为发烧而生。

但斌:
    [笑cry][污]@吃炒面大人:川普你要是能把中国房地产价格搞下去,我也叫你总统![二哈][二哈][二哈]
[[laughing cry] [pollution] @ eat chow mein adults trump if you can make Chinas real estate prices go down, I also call you the President! [two ha] [two ha] [two ha]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @用户:不能这么看,-上证涨了多少?暴涨暴跌的不成熟股市。
[@ users so, I cant - the Shanghai rose? Soaring immature stock market plunge.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @腾腾爸川普一顿乱拳之后,原来贸易逆差又加大了![哈哈][哈哈]
[@ filled with dad trump a disorderly blow after the original trade deficit increased again! [ha ha] (ha ha)]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @从老婆别闹到徐半仙转发微博
[@ from the wife to stop that now xu fortuneteller forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @闫建云以最新股价.元计算,基金持股市值.亿元。目前市值亿,看来还得下跌一半,就算市值跌到亿市盈率依然高达倍,先跌到亿再说。
[@ 闫建云 with latest prices. Yuan, fund value. One hundred million yuan. Current market value, seems to have fallen by half, even fell to $pe ratio is still as high as times, fell to hundred million to say again first.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @等到满山红叶SHI@黄凡@牛市sky转发微博
[Red leaves SHI @ @ until full mountain sky forwarding microblogging Huang Fan @ bull market]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @吴春芳--中国定位研究不破不立,大破大立……
[@ chun-fang wu, the study on the orientation of Chinas nothing down, nothing up, big break set...]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @搞搞花头鲸:他破产四次,直到“泰姬陵”赌场一败涂地,最后是靠了八十年代信贷大宽松跟银行关系好才勉谈过一贫如洗。说难听点,特朗普就是做生意一坨的不成器富二代。他之后的生涯,不是富豪,而是一个“扮演富豪”的综艺明星。如果把特朗普吹牛逼和事实作比较,之间隔了几个太平洋。
[@ go spend the whale his bankruptcy, four times until the taj mahal casino debacle, the last is to rely on the big credit easing in the eighty s just talked to encourage poor good relationship with Banks. Saying offensive point, doing business is a trump of tuo undeserving rich second generation. After his career, is not rich, but a variety of rich play star. If the trump brag and fact, camp several between the Pacific Ocean.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @赵亚赟宁夏也有非常现代化的一面,比如世界电竞大赛。现在宁夏的形象被宗教绑架,让投资者望而生畏,严重影响宁夏经济发展,分明是在害宁夏人民。@老李随想嗯。自治区年大庆,是主旋律
[@ Zhao Yayun ningxia, there is a very modern e-sports competition like the world. The image of ningxia has been kidnapped by the religious right now, investors are terrified, seriously affect the economic development in ningxia, is clearly in ningxia peoples hurt. @ Lao li thoughts well. Autonomous region in daqing, is the main melody]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @桐乡-小U:问题来了,怎样杜绝假新闻与不良媒体[摊手]
[@ tongxiang - small U question comes, how to put an end to fake news with the bad media [stand hand]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @zhaijingyong说得好[赞]
[@ zhaijingyong said good [great]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @买买提X转发
[@ mamat X forward]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @新华测评洗地文的逻辑:穷人没钱买正版,所以穷人只能买假货;拼多多提供了廉价的假货,拼多多造福了穷人,所以拼多多光荣。这个逻辑下来,同样可如此论证:光棍娶不到中国老婆,所以只能买越南妞当老婆;人贩子拐卖来越南妞,造福了光棍,所以人贩子有功。
[@ xinhua cleaning assessment of logic the poor have no money to buy genuine, so the poor can only buy fake goods; Spell it provides a lot of cheap fakes, spell great benefit of the poor, so more glorious. This logic, the same can be so argument bachelor couldnt marry Chinese wife, so can only buy a Vietnamese girl when wife; Traffickers trafficking to Vietnam girl, the benefit of the bachelor, so human traffickers who have rendered meritorious service.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @我相信我可以fiy:中国股市的暴跌引来对手的嘲讽
[@ I believe I can fiy Chinas stock market plunged from competitors]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人