岛国搞笑组合Yumbo Dump的拟声表演：水滴坠落湖面、威士忌拔塞子、海豚叫声、飞碟来袭...老美都看傻了[允悲]tResGwM
[Island funny combination Yumbo Dump of onomatopoeia act pull the plug into the lake, and the water droplets whisky, dolphins cry, UFO come... Old beauty look silly tResGwM [allow sad]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
【再见，家乐福！】近日，家乐福正式宣布：法国总部裁员人，并且和腾讯、永辉签订了中国潜在投资意向条款，此后，家乐福将会把中心转向电子商务。这份声明虽然委婉，但其实已经说明，家乐福最终卖身腾讯，退出中国市场。家乐福败退的原因是↓↓tReszui
[Goodbye, carrefour! Recently, carrefour formally announced France headquarters layoffs, and tencent, yong hui signed a potential Chinese investment intention, since then, carrefour will center to e-commerce. Although the statement euphemism, but actually has shown, carrefour eventually sell tencent, withdraw from the Chinese market. Carrefour is the cause of losing left left tReszui down]
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祈福平安!
[Blessing of peace!]
发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo
【慈溪网红被害案 死者哥哥澄清谣言：妹妹被抹黑 做哥哥的受不了！[伤心]】月日，浙江慈溪，一女子遭前男友“割喉”杀害。日晚，受害人亲哥哥在事发地对网络疯传的舆论进行澄清“他俩上个月已经分手，我妹妹没有脚踏两条船，我妹妹明天出殡，还要被人抹黑，做哥哥的受不了。”tRekKCNM
[[cixi network reds death the deceased brother clarify rumors sister blackened do the elder brother cant stand it! [sad]] month day, cixi, zhejiang, a woman killed by former boyfriend cutthroat. Day night, the victims brother in the public opinion of network spread to clarify they already broke up last month, my sister didnt feet two ship, my sister funeral tomorrow, also be smear, do the elder brother cant stand it. tRekKCNM]
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这是一只有故事的二哈[笑cry] tResKKMg
[This is a story only two ha tResKKMg [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
[思考][思考][思考]@手机上的新浪 毕滢本人现身回应[并不简单]
[[thinking] [thinking] [thinking] @ the sina on the phone BiYing himself appeared to respond to [] are not simple]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
这才是真正的撩妹高手[笑cry] tReFZv
[This is the true liao sister superior tReFZv [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
如何有效改善跑步姿势？👉tResiQpD
[How to effectively improve running form? 👉tResiQpD ]
发现更大的世界
#交通万象# 【货车冲卡连撞车逃逸，民警鸣枪示警[吃惊]】月日，广东佛山。一辆红色大货车拒绝接受民警检查，强行冲卡，连撞辆车后逃逸。执勤警力全力拦截并鸣枪示警，肇事货车逃逸途中造成名女子受伤，辆小汽车和一辆摩托车不同程度损坏。随后民警将司机抓获。该司机系无证驾驶。目前案件正在...全文： m.weibo
[# # traffic vientiane 【 trucks rushed card hit-and-run, civilian police fired warning shots [surprised]] month day, foshan, guangdong. A red check, the trucks refused to accept the police forces stormed the card, even after the crashed car escape. On duty police to intercept and fired warning shots, the truck escape way cause woman wounded, car and a motorcycle had different degree damage. Police later arrested the driver. The driver is driving without a license. The case is... The full text m. eibo]
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#论坛精选日报#【个月的等待 终提奥迪A allroad】一个男孩在他对车子懵懂的年纪所喜爱的那些车型将会影响他今后对车子的选择，然而随着我能够得着油门刹车踏板年纪的到来，一系列疯狂的事情也来了…… 转眼间数年过去，我放弃一众梦想之车义无反顾的冲进了奥迪家的大门，终于迎来了第一次触碰A allr...全文： m.weibo
[# # BBS of hits daily 【 months waiting for the end of the audi A allroad 】 A boy in his old favorite of the car along those models will affect the choice of the car in the future, but as I can get the pedal brake pedal the arrival of the age, series of crazy things is here... For several years in A twinkling of an eye in the past, I give up the dream of the car with no rushed into the house of audis door, finally ushered in the first time to touch A allr... The full text m. eibo]
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#大V聊车# 这届网友皮的不要不要的……
[Big V # # this session of net friend chat car leather dont dont of...]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
我看以下，是我的个人观点，如果你不认同我的观点，你尽管大胆建仓就可以了，不用骂我，你的钱你负责呀。反正现在我不买，谁爱买谁买。
[I see the following, it is my personal view, if you dont agree with my point of view, although bold position is ok, you dont scold me, you are responsible for your money. Anyway, I dont buy now, who love to buy to buy. ]
#车评精选# 不落俗的豪华车品牌里，数来数去也就这么几款车型还算不错。结尾之前赶紧关视频，见不得伟龙一直输[允悲]
[Evaluation of selected # # car do not fall common luxury brand, number to go to so few models is not bad. End before hurriedly shut video, shady white dragon was losingallow sad]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
#真相吧花花万物#@林志玲 购物车超多护手霜遭@小S 狂怼：她手非常干！后台的志玲姐姐只能委屈表示“我只是爱涂护手霜”！[doge]
tRdeXVa
[# truth about flower # @ Lin shopping cart more than all things by hand cream @ small S crazy Dui her hand very dry! Background of tzu chi ling elder sister can only injustice said I just love with hand cream! [doge] < br > tRdeXVa]
这么热的天，你在干啥？
[So hot day, are you doing? ]
职业搬砖，业余设计。
@赵薇北京影迷会#赵薇中餐厅第二季# #赵薇[超话]# 看问题有智慧有深度，不表面化[good][心][心]
[@ # zhao wei zhao wei Beijing fans club Chinese restaurant in the second quarter # # # zhao wei [ultra words] see problems have deep wisdom, not superficial [good] [heart] [heart]]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
#金山夜话# 听友：你好！昨天我跟一个喜欢了很多年的男孩子表白被拒绝了，理由是一直把我当朋友（我们没有多少接触，没有相处过），我不想放弃又不知道怎么办？求建议！金山：让自己升值涨价的同时要知己知彼。
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend hello! Yesterday for many years I like talking to a boy vindicate was refused, reason is always treat me like a friend (we dont have much contact, did not get along with), I dont want to give up and dont know how to do? Seek advice! Jinshan appreciation price increases at the same time to know yourself. ]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
#金山夜话#
[# # jinshan night]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
【“.”交通肇事案调查最新通报：失控车辆检验结果显示并无异常】月日晚上点半左右，杭州文二西路竞舟路口发生严重车祸，导致死伤。刚刚，最新调查结果出炉……tRestQgO
[【 , traffic accident investigation updates runaway vehicle inspection result shows (that) there is no exception on Tuesday night around, a serious car accident at the hangzhou article west road racing boat, causing injuries. Just to the latest survey results... tRestQgO]
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【你会为这一幕点赞吗？雨天，她为拄拐老人撑起伞[心]】月日，江苏无锡一路口，一位拄着双拐的老人打不着车站在路边等待。当时天正下着雨，一个撑着雨伞的姑娘看到后，跑回来为老人撑伞遮雨，并帮他叫了辆出租车，直到老人上车以后才离开……你愿为她点赞吗？[赞]tResyDcy
[You will for this scene thumb up? A rainy day, she was on crutches old man hold up an umbrella [heart]] month day, a road in wuxi city, jiangsu province, on a crutch, a old man cant play on the side of the road waiting for the station. It was raining at the time, a girl after see umbrellas, ran back to the old man carries an umbrella block rain, and to help him a taxi, until after the old man get on the bus didnt leave... Are you willing to her thumb up? [who] tResyDcy]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
#购车帮帮忙# 【解码全新雷克萨斯ES】TNGA架构为何牛X？全新雷克萨斯ES又为何频频被人夸赞？这一切是道德的扭曲？还是人性的沦丧？[二哈]👇
[# # car help TNGA architecture decoding new lexus ES 】 【 why cow X? New lexus ES why frequently by people praise? It is a moral distortion? Or the prospect of the collapse of human nature? [二哈]👇 ]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
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最全面的车型数据；
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最丰富的汽车活动。
#电视剧古剑奇谭二# “喜闻乐见”默契配合，又有新发现啦！原来三颗偃甲蛋里藏着新的偃甲秘密？？[并不简单]一边工作一边撒糖，乐无异果然是全世界最幸福的偃甲师啦[心]@颖儿Yinger @付辛博
tResGxAG
[# series DLC, tan # happy the tacit understanding coordination, there is a new found again! Hiding new in original three suppress a tit eggs suppress a secret?? Is not a simple work while sugar, joy is proved to be the worlds most happy suppress a t! [heart] @ clever son Yinger @ xinbo fu < br > tResGxAG]
志玲姐姐来喽！打开天猫APP，搜索【大咖AB面】，一探更多女神不为人知的另一面！
[Chi ling elder sister to! Open Day cat APP, search the higher-ups AB face 】, find out the other side of the more unknown goddess!]
天猫，阿里巴巴集团旗下网站，亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 ：tmall 【客服电话】
年月日 点分左右，上海市静安区同乐坊偶遇明星吴磊，详细内容请点击 tResbAK
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, jing an district of Shanghai to meet up with wah star wu lei, the details please click tResbAK]
发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo
持续关注！@新浪新闻客户端 粗心？？？[费解][费解][费解]
[Continuous attention! @ sina news client careless??? [difficult] [difficult] [difficult]]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
粗心？？？[费解][费解][费解]
[Careless??? [difficult] [difficult] [difficult]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
说出来你可能不信，是花盆先动的手 tReFKfNQ
[Say it you may not believe, is tReFKfNQ flowerpot move first hand]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
【二哈洗澡急得说人话：我的妈呀好冷啊！[允悲]】洗澡对于二哈来说可能真是一个大挑战，这只哈士奇躺在水池里被强制洗澡，急得直接蹦出了人话：我的妈呀！好冷啊！哈哈哈，二哈这发音有点标准啊！tReFLtz
[【 bath, nasty people speaking my mama ah good cold! [allow sad]] to take a bath for two ha may is really a big challenge, lay the huskies were forced to take a bath in the pool, nasty person jumping out of the words my mama ah! Its cold! Ha, ha, ha, ha that sounds a little standard! tReFLtz]
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#家家新闻##家家汽车文化# 【能装进行李厢 小米号平衡车变身卡丁车】小米造车的消息几乎隔一段时间就会冒出来，但这次是真的，只不过是卡丁车。该车的乘坐适宜年龄广泛。车身长度可以伸缩，方向盘高度可调，所以可以适应身高-cm的驾驶员，载重可达kg。 tResLagw
[# # # # every every news car culture 【 could fit into the luggage compartment Millet, balanced car turns into karting 】 the news of the millet building cars will come out almost every time, but this is true, is just a go-kart. The car ride is appropriate age widely. Body length can be adjustable, the steering wheel height is adjustable, so the driver can accommodate - cm tall, load of kg. tResLagw]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
【居民楼突发大火 妈妈楼抛下被单和个孩子，孩子获救妈妈不幸遇难[泪]】月日，河南许昌。一居民楼突发大火，一女子向楼下市民求救并抛下被单，先后将岁女儿和岁儿子从楼窗口抛下。随后母子三人被送医，两个孩子伤情稳定，母亲经抢救无效去世。（澎湃）tRegWmDH 伟大的母爱！
[The residential building fire cast sheets and a child, mother floor children rescued mother died [tears]] month day, xuchang, henan. A residential building fire, a woman to citizens for help downstairs and left the sheets, successively years, daughter and son from floor window. Then the mother and child three people were hospitalized, two children stable condition, the mother after the rescue invalid death. (those) tRegWmDH great maternal love! ]
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【[话筒]转发提醒！国家药品监督管理局关于批次药品不符合规定的通告】经黑龙江省食品药品检验检测所等家药品检验机构检验，标示为安阳路德药业有限责任公司等家企业生产的批次药品不符合规定。现将相关情况通告如下：tResAwMs
[Forward [[microphone] remind! And drug administration about batch drug is not in conformity with the provisions of the states announcement 】 by the heilongjiang province food and drug testing by the pharmaceutical inspection institutions such as the home inspection, labeled anyang Luther pharmaceutical co., ltd. and other enterprises production batches of drug is not in conformity with the provisions. Now notice the relative problem are as follows tResAwMs]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
#真相吧花花万物#@小S 模仿@林志玲 出场，遭志玲姐姐整蛊，被鼓风机吹乱发型, 飘逸中还略带一丢丢俏皮！[哈哈] 不瞒你说，这段我真的重复看了n遍哈哈哈哈哈！[哈哈][哈哈]
tRgPUzo
[# truth about flower all # @ small S imitation @ Lin, chi ling elder sister industries, by fan blow hair style, elegant in a diu diu and slightly nifty! Ha ha to tell you the truth, this I really seen repeated n times ha ha ha ha ha! (ha ha) (ha ha) < br > tRgPUzo]
【白发老人凌晨赶往看升旗仪式：鬓微霜，又何妨！ 】月日，凌晨点，在长安地下通道，一位白发苍苍的老人在家人的搀扶下，赶往天安门广场看八一升旗仪式。虽白发苍苍，背脊微弯，但步履坚定，毫不迟疑。鬓微霜，又何妨！为老人点赞！我爱你，我的祖国！tRemmUik
[The white-haired old man rushed to see the flag-raising ceremony in the morning temples to micro frost, so what! 】, February nd point in the morning, in chang an underground tunnel, a white-haired old man under the help of his family, to look at bayi flag-raising ceremony at tiananmen square. , though a white-haired, back slightly curved, but firmly, without hesitation. Temples to micro frost, so what! For the old man a good point! I love you, my motherland! tRemmUik]
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#金山夜话# 听友：他出轨和歌厅的三纠缠三年多，生病然后回家，中间我们也各种折腾，在我选择不要任何东西只求解脱的时候他又不同意了，证一直没领，我们就这样尴尬的生活着，我经济独立，也不曾依赖他任何东西，我发现我无法原谅也无法放下，他生病看病，然后办公司我全部支持了，不是留恋也不是有所...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend he cheated three entangled more than three years and karaoke bars, sick and then go home, we also among various, when I choose not to have anything for free and he dont agree with, card hasnt been brought, we live so embarrassed, I economic independence, and depend on him anything, I found that I cant forgive also cannot lay down, he was ill see the doctor, and then do the company all my support, not linger not have... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
