北美吐槽君：
“男友家里破产，爸妈开始给我安排相亲，闺蜜也劝我不要在一棵树上吊死...”
[Boyfriend bankruptcy in the home, parents began to give me arrangement mutually close, girlfriends also advised me not to commit suicide by hanging dead in a tree... ]
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幽默段王爷：
尴尬并不可怕，关键是如何强行化解 #搞笑#
[Embarrassment is not terrible, the key is how to resolve # # funny]
段段段段王爷 本王爷负责搞笑的 谢谢
头条新闻：
#最自由的嫌疑人#【唐山廖海军杀人案重审年未判 父母因包庇罪入狱至死未平反】年，廖海军因为家中墙壁上的血迹，被认为杀害同村两名女童被判无期徒刑。廖海军的父母被判包庇罪，获刑年。在经历了年的牢狱生活和年的申请再审后，廖海军成为了一名自由犯罪嫌疑人。年，唐山中院再审此案，但
[# # the most freedom of suspects the tangshan hai-jun liao homicides in retrial not parents died because of the crime of concealing the murder in prison to rehabilitate 】 not years, hai-jun liao because of the blood on the wall in the home, is thought to kill village two girls was sentenced to life imprisonment. Hai-jun liao parents were found guilty of the crime of concealing the murder, sentenced to years. After years in prison, and after years of application for retrial, hai-jun liao became a free criminal suspects. Years, tangshan then retry the case, however]
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世界搞笑排行榜：
因为无常，所以要善待生命；
因为因果，所以要善待他人；
因为轮回，所以要善待人生。
[Since impermanence, so be kind to life; < br > because of cause and effect, so be kind to others; < br > because cycles, to treat life. ]
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讲句良心话：
当生活变得艰难时，当一切都不顺时，也请记着，即使是乌龟，只要它不放弃，就能爬到终点。
[When life gets tough, when everything is bad, also please remember that even a turtle, as long as it doesnt give up, will be able to climb to the finish line. ]
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北美顾问：
#环球见闻#【智利发明新型环保塑料袋：完全溶于水，水溶液还能饮用】月日，智利发明家展示一种新型塑料袋——完全溶于水且非石油衍生物，用以解决传统塑料袋带来的环境问题。目前，智利Solubag公司在中国进行水溶性塑料袋的生产。他们表示可以在世界上任何地方开展生产，不过该产品现在尚未进入智利
[# # universal experiences 【 Chile invent a new environmental protection plastic bags completely dissolved in water, aqueous solution can drink] month day, Chile inventors to show a new type of plastic bags - completely soluble in water and oil derivatives, to solve the traditional environmental problems brought by plastic bags. At present, Chile Solubag company for water-soluble plastic bags of production in China. They say can be anywhere in the world to carry out the production, but now the product has not yet been in Chile]
山药Gon：
白天好好的，晚上一躺下不高兴的事全想起来了
[Well during the day, lay down at night all not happy things to think of it]
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全球顶尖美食：
【百搭蘸料】吃火锅，拌面，拌蔬菜，怎么吃都香，分分钟就能搞定，赶紧get√ tReKtUl
[Dip 】 【 joker to eat hot pot, pasta, mix vegetables, how to eat all sweet, points minutes to fix, hurriedly tReKtUl get)]
全球热门美食推荐！速速来关注吧！
江湖郎中之歌：
#中华好诗词#
冰火不同炉，
婵娘亲下厨，
怀中一合酥，
未了已成熟。
【出诊随记：乳房胀痛，说要买吸奶器，你说家里养着个大活男人，买什么吸奶器呀，】
有规律的胀痛不用去理她，潮水一退自然会好。严重的，乳晕下方期门位置会生成一个静脉淤阻团，针刺放瘀血病人焦躁情绪立马降下来，不要动不动就
[# # # < br > the Chinese good poetry different furnace interior, < br > chan mother cook, < br > the bosom a crisp, < br > has been outstanding. < br > < br > 【 said about a home breast tenderness, to buy pumps, live home with a big man you say, what to buy pumps, 】 < br > regular pain dont have to go to her, the tide of a naturally good. Serious, beneath the areola stage gate location will generate a vein YuZu group, acupuncture on blood stasis patients anxiety come down immediately, do not easily]
俺是诗人俺不酸 俺陪媳妇洗床单！ （诗作原创，图片大多源于网络 侵删） 敬启：【不发私聊 不入群 违删】
吃货爱做饭：
【豆角腊肠洋葱炒饭】比蛋炒饭还要好吃……
[【 beans sausages Fried onion 】 than Fried rice with egg delicious... ]
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宠物卖萌中心：
两个月没剃头，然后剃完头的你[笑而不语] #宠物卖萌中心[超话]# tResG
[Not shave hair two months, and then shaved head you [smiling without a word] # pet show MOE center [ultra words] # tResG]
我已经设置了不允许任何人关注 不信你试一下(￣へ￣)
触碰心灵的话：
每天坚持这件事，越来越多的人喜欢你。[心]#情感#
[Every day, more and more people like you. [heart] # # emotion]
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人气女王说话术：
“不要对那些不必要的人产生任何情绪，他们不参与你的人生。”
[Dont have any mood to the unnecessary people, they do not participate in your life. ]
口才并不是一种天赋的才能，它是靠刻苦训练得来的！Q Q
司机发车了：
羊肉串：干啥去，兄弟。[笑cry]哈哈会跳舞的金针菇。 tReOSJH
[What are you going to do mutton string, brother. [laughing cry] ha ha can dance lily flowers. tReOSJH]
搞笑+正能量的车。每天带给你欢乐。不定期粉丝有礼哦！快关注上车！
赤峰龙腾：
阿姨手艺绝了，腌出这么多油！[憧憬] tRen
[Aunt craft unique, salting out so many oil! [hope] tRen]
仰望星空的Pie：
#英国三餐[超话]# 饼干条&芝士酱
Dairylea Dunkers Jumbo Tubes
推荐一波这个零食！是Pie以前被这边的小孩安利的，吃着很容易上瘾。Pie到现在还是会隔三差五回购这个，各大超市应该都可以买到。
这边很多中小学生午餐都是自己带饭的，然后他们的父母都会准备一份这样的饭后小零食。其中一个原因
[Article # British meals [ultra words] # cookies & cheese sauce < br > < br > Dairylea Dunkers Jumbo Tubes < br > < br > recommended a wave of the snacks! Is the Pie was amways side of the child before, eating highly addictive. Pie to will regularly buy this right now, the major supermarkets should be available. < br > < br > this way many primary and middle school students are all bring their own lunch meal, and then their parents will prepare a such small snacks after dinner. One of the reasons]
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好多kiki酱：
zzz ASMR 助眠系列 tRenKKDm
[ZZZ ASMR tRenKKDm sleeping series]
正经ASMR助眠视频美食 吃播 唯一小号➭@kiki多好啊
北美美容快报：
GUCCI 春夏推出的OVERSIZE西装，黄色面料上面交织着黑色格纹...... 这怎么有点眼熟？对不起我实在是止不住笑意哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 园长原来好时髦[允悲][允悲][允悲][允悲][允悲][笑cry][笑cry][笑cry][笑cry] 手动@北美时尚快报 Y
[GUCCI spring and summer of OVERSIZE suit, yellow fabrics above mixed with black plaid... How is that sound familiar? Im sorry I really cant smile ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha good director in the original fashion [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] manual @ fashion letters Y in North America]
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励志这件小事：
总有人说你变了， 但却没人问你经历过什么。
[Someone says you have changed, but no one asked what you experience. ]
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陈同学vic：
我睡前提醒下。做串的自己做对冲。单场也收了。满意的留个言点个赞。继续睡。
[I remind before sleep. To do list of hedge it himself. Single field also accepted. Leave a message point a great satisfaction. Go back to sleep. ]
漫不经心的全神贯注
一句话领悟人生：
不知道从什么时候开始，我已经磨平了自己的棱角。不再为一点小事伤心动怒，也不再为一些小人愤愤不平。我以一种中庸的心态面对着，不求有功，但求无过。或许这样很没志气，但是，我只是想过一种平淡的生活，安安心心，简简单单，可以做一些能让自己开心的事。我如此一个凡人，只希望此生淡然。
[Dont know since when, I have smooth edges and corners of its own. No longer for a little small sad angry, also no longer for some small aggrieved. Im in a middle mentality face, not aim at success, but beg without. Maybe its not ambition, but I just want to lead a pure life, relax, simple, can do some can let oneself happy things. So a mortal, I only hope this lifetime are cool. ]
一句话可以看透人生，一句话可以领悟人生！QQ
笑帅了：
这是？？？ #搞笑不寻常# tRenKjoz
[This is??? # # funny unusual tRenKjoz]
知名搞笑幽默博主 搞笑视频自媒体
金秋香美霞：
清晨空气好，阳光好，光速是穿透心灵的佛光。在青山流水间醉了往来的风。寂寞静静拂过，展示出江南水乡风土人情！与朋友们的再次相遇，是我今生最美的意外。眺望天空，却有惊心动魄的蔚蓝。我们站在湖光山色中。人生的最美，与朋友们相遇的悸动，文字与心的撞击，温柔了美丽的江南，痴迷江南的风景，是
[The morning air is good, sunshine is good, the speed of light is penetrating the Buddhas light of the mind. In the castle peak running water drunk with the wind. Lonely quietly rustled, showing jiangnan customs! Meet again with my friends, is I this life the most beautiful accident. Look at the sky, blue has a thrilling. We stood in the midst of lakes and mountains. Life is the most beautiful, meet with friends of throb, text and the heart collision, gentle beautiful jiangnan, obsession with jiangnan scenery, is]
平平淡淡才是真
一句语录签名：
“有的人，该忘就忘了吧，人家不在乎你，你又何必委屈自己呢？再怎么痛，再怎么难过，人家也看不到，更不会心疼你，你难过给谁看。”
[Some people, this forget to forget it, somebody else doesnt care about you, why grievance yourself? Again how pain, again how sad, somebody else cant see, is not to love you, you sad to give who see. ]
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电影主：
“凡救一个人，即救全世界”，一个真正的伟人 #电影# tRenKFzw
[All save one, that is, save the world, a true great man # # tRenKFzw film]
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幽默段子坊：
遇事冲动的后果就是大家都玩完[汗][汗] tReEjsR
[The consequence of something impulsive is all over [Mr Khan] [Mr Khan] tReEjsR]
分享幽默段子！
内涵师姐：
男人这么开心，能不刷礼物吗？ tRenCeZk
[A man so happy, can not brush gift? tRenCeZk]
每天推送搞笑图片，荤段子、猎奇黑料、神技能及两性对话！
全球幽默趣事：
就问你不[允悲] tRenNOv
[Ask you dont allow sad tRenNOv]
请自觉 【✚加关注】每天都有笑料D…期待名人和人名猛击“关注”
搞笑半仙：
说实话 这么小的孩子 这态度已经很好了 tRenMzA
[To tell you the truth so small children This attitude has been very good tRenMzA]
超搞笑视频集锦：
给一个多月大的小二哈洗澡……哈哈哈狗生艰难[二哈] tRenfX
[For more than a month of small bath ha... TRenfX [two ha ha ha ha a dog born difficult]]
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浮力女神：
儿子你蘸番茄酱的意义在哪？ tRenCrFI
[Where is the meaning of son you dipping sauce? tRenCrFI]
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阿森纳新闻：
上半场比赛结束，切尔西凭借吕迪格的进球-领先阿森纳，枪手虽然在上半场后半段占据球权上的主动，却一直没能将进球机会转化为进球，希望下半场枪手们能有更好的表现！
[By the end of the game in the first half, Chelsea rudiger margit goal - ahead of Arsenal, although the gunners in the second half of the first half the ball on the initiative, but have not been able to convert chances to score, hope the gunners can perform better in the second half! ]
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monokrome：
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臭呆瓜：
用铆钉装饰领口的无袖衫很棒，它简单又时尚，甚至不用戴项链了，因为它本身就是一个亮点。#娱乐#xyz#千升优工作室#[哈欠]
[Decorated with rivet collar sleeveless shirt is great, it is simple and fashion, even need not wear necklace, because it is in itself a bright spot. # entertainment # # xyz# thousand liters optimal studio (yawn)]
互推，互粉。
