2018年8月1日星期三

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈哈哈怀疑狗生@我和贱人的狗血经历哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@冷雾冰霜哈哈哈哈@妖妖小精 [允悲]太可爱了@文科班校花酱欺负老实狗吗哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@APriLSHit哈哈哈哈哈哈亲妈
[Ha ha ha ha ha doubted my dog raw @ and bitch dog blood through ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ cold fog frost ha ha ha ha @ YaoYao small fineallow sad beauty queen sauce too cute @ liberal arts class bully honest dog? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ APriLSHit ha ha ha ha ha ha mother]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新沐sunshine:
    哈哈哈😂
[哈哈哈😂]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

汽车之家:
    #晚安家人#你有考虑过买房车的打算吗? ​
[# # good night family considered buying car are you going to do? ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

微博搞笑排行榜:
    说一次你童年受伤害的经历,
说说以后你怎样保护你的孩子 ​​​_________________________________ ​

[Said a hurt your childhood experience, < br > about how do you protect your child _________________________________ later]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:贵州茅台()【申万食品饮料-吕昌、周缘】中报业绩符合预期全年业绩确定性仍强中长期向》贵州茅台()【申万食品饮料-吕昌、周缘】中报业绩符合预期全年业绩确定性仍强tReEdbg ​
[Published the post reprinted guizhou maotai () all food and beverage - Lv Chang, peripheral 】 【 interim results in line with expectations full-year results long-term certainty is still strong to guizhou maotai () all food and beverage - Lv Chang, peripheral 】 【 interim results in line with expectations full-year results still strong tReEdbg uncertainty]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:从天水到新疆喀什将出现一条公里的人工航道*藏水入甘,红旗河项目考察调研!》从天水到新疆喀什将出现一条公里的人工航道!—藏水入甘,红旗河项目考察调研!天水同城tReEVXp ​
[Published the post reprinted from tianshui to xinjiang kashgar will appear a kilometers artificial waterway * hidden water into the food, red river project survey research! From tianshui to xinjiang kashgar will appear a kilometers artificial channel! - hide into the water, red river project survey research! Tianshui city tReEVXp]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:茅台酒收藏投资收益的大数据分析,平均年化收益率高达%》茅台酒收藏投资收益的大数据分析,平均年化收益率高达%超级酒号--近年来兴起的白酒投资tReEHRMi ​
[Published the post reprinted maotai collection investment income of big data analysis, the average annual yield as much as % of maotai collection investment income of big data analysis, the average annual yield as much as % of the super wine investment tReEHRMi - in recent years the rise of liquor]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:关于高善文博士参加山西证券纪念活动的相关澄清》关于高善文博士参加山西证券纪念活动的相关澄清高善文高善文经济观察昨天编者注:年月日上午,高善文博士应邀参加了山西证券成立三tReEHUo ​
[Published the post reprinted about high shanwen, shanxi securities commemorative activities related to clarify about high shanwen, shanxi securities commemorative activities related to clarify high shanwen shanwen economic observer editors note yesterday (date) (month) (year) morning, Dr High shanwen attended shanxi securities set up three tReEHUo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪新闻客户端:
    【最强网管!岁老奶奶查网吧 见到未成年人就撵】宜宾市今年岁的江永秀,退休后成为了社区一名志愿者,也是社区“五老”网吧义务监督员。江奶奶每天早中晚都去网吧一趟,见到未成年人上网就撵,对网吧老板提出批评,无论刮风下雨从不间断。江奶奶说:为了孩子,她将继续坚持下去。[心](人民网)...全文: m.weibo ​
[The strongest network! Old granny check Internet cafe see minors are gaining 】 the yibin Jiang Yongxiu years old this year, after retirement, became a volunteer community, and community vigilantes five old Internet cafe. Jiang grandma go to Internet cafes to middle-late early every day to see minors online drive, criticize the Internet cafe owner, continuous rain or wind. Jiang grandma said for the children, she will continue to stick to it. [heart] (peoples)... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

优酷:
    那你说实话,到底想谁?#电视剧合伙人#
[Then you tell the truth, who really want? # # TV partners]

卢健生:
    视频来了。[围观]
[Video is coming. [watch]]

Z CAM, CEO

新浪汽车:
    #交通万象#【撞出一条路!皮卡车连撞SUV次 称急着给农民工发工资[思考]】月日,广西柳州,一位皮卡车主发现自己车被堵,电话联系无果,于是直接连撞SUV次。皮卡车主表示打电话无人接,但身上背着数十万现款,急着给农民工发工资,所以直接撞车了,事后也告知对方车子是他撞的。对此,你怎么看? ​
[# # traffic vientiane 【 crashed a path! Pickup truck hit suvs times said in a hurry to farmers to post wages [thinking]] month day, guangxi liuzhou, a pickup truck owners found his car was stuck, telephone contact, so direct hit suvs. Pickup owners said no one answer the phone, but carrying cash, hundreds of thousands of rush to farmers to post salary, so direct crash, afterward also inform the other party is he crashed the car. To this, what do you think? ​]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

新浪汽车:
    警方通报:奥迪司机刑事拘留。 tReEpIIu
[The police report audi driver criminal detention. tReEpIIu]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

但斌:
    [泪][可怜]@周振华价值投资:有些投资者和媒体喜欢黑但总,谁叫他名气大[哈哈]@六国虹伟大的企业,有其必然的特质。@杨健的博客我们茅台也快了@绵州一哥:去年但总和董宝珍争论,又要赢了
[[in] [poor] @ zhou value investment like black but some investors and the media, who called him fame big ha ha @ rainbow six great enterprise, has its inevitable trait. We maotai is soon @ @ Yang Jian blog continous state one last year, but the sum Dong Baozhen debate, to win again]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

天猫:
    居然还真有用乐高这样求婚的…月日乐高#天猫超级品牌日#,小猫和乐高准备了多重好礼表白乐高迷!快来看看有没有你喜欢的吧👉 tRQOhsBx 转发本微博,小猫送出套超级限量外面买不到的乐高天猫公仔! tReEKsow ​
[Incredibly still true useful lego so propose... Date of lego # # days super brand cat, kitten do prepared multiple gifts and lego lego fan! 快来看看有没有你喜欢的吧👉 tRQOhsBx 转发本微博,小猫送出套超级限量外面买不到的乐高天猫公仔! tReEKsow]

天猫,阿里巴巴集团旗下网站,亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 :tmall 【客服电话】

猫扑:
    #猫扑夜话# 暑期旅游十大热门城市分别为:北京、大连、哈尔滨、秦皇岛、长春、上海、杭州、三亚、沈阳、吉林市;你去过哪一个or想去哪一个呢? ​
[# # mop night ten hot summer tourism cities are Beijing, dalian, changchun, Harbin, qinhuangdao, Shanghai, shenyang, hangzhou, sanya, jilin; Have you ever been to which one or which one want to go? ​]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作请联系微信:mopxmt

青年时报:
    会玩的都开始摘星星送人了,不会玩的还在唱一闪一闪亮晶晶。年最skr的礼物了解一下,一出手基本上是神助攻了。我不会告诉你看颁奖典礼的我现在已是老泪纵横! ​
[Play began to pick the stars gave away, wont play in singing twinkle twinkle little star. The gift in the SKR understanding once, a hand is basically god assists. I wont tell you that I now look at the awards ceremony is career! ​]

新闻热线: 工作沟通、广告合作请联系微信:Alex

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【爸爸正玩游戏 电脑突然被关 一见是女儿秒融化】这位爸爸正在紧张地“吃鸡”中,结果电脑突然被关了!他一转头看见“凶手”是女儿,被关电脑这事儿立马被忘了,他还宠溺地摸了摸宝贝女儿的头。 @梨视频 tReYKviu 网友:果然女儿是爸爸上辈子的情人,这要是儿子可能就惨喽...[doge] ​
[【 father is playing computer game was suddenly off a daughter second melting is 】 the father is nervously chicken, the result was suddenly turned off the computer! He turned to see the killer is a daughter, is turn off the computer immediately it is forgotten, he touched the baby also spoil her daughters head. @ pear video tReYKviu netizen sure enough daughter is the lover of dad shangbeizi, this may be miserable if son... [doge]]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

冷笑话精选:
    转给女生们[米奇比心]@李皮皮小朋友马住了!救自己的命
[To the girls than heart] [mickey @ li pipi kids horse to live! Save your life]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

顶尖设计:
    好看的颜色要收藏 ​
[Nice color to collect]

职业搬砖,业余设计。

卢健生:
    有沒有男人版本?@墨尔本庞帆转发微博
[Is there a man version? @ PangFan forwarding microblogging in Melbourne]

Z CAM, CEO

但斌:
    @六国虹伟大的企业,有其必然的特质。@杨健的博客我们茅台也快了@绵州一哥:去年但总和董宝珍争论,又要赢了
[@ rainbow six great enterprise, has its inevitable trait. We maotai is soon @ @ Yang Jian blog continous state one last year, but the sum Dong Baozhen debate, to win again]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小米手机:
    八月你好。来,一起立个flag吧 [doge] #小米夜探# ​
[How do you do in August. Come, lets set a flag [doge] # # millet night out]

探索黑科技,为发烧而生。

但斌:
    回复@迷雾重重xz建议你看看我们海外基金的净值[笑cry]@迷雾重重xz记得你年初不都卖了么,涨再多,和你有关系?
[Reply @ shrouded xz suggest you take a look at our overseas fund net worth [laugh cry] @ shrouded xz, early remember you dont have rose more, and you have a relationship?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    岁月打不败友谊 tReExGzG ​
[Years unbeaten tReExGzG friendship]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

优酷:
    #反正我# 你岁时,最自豪的一件事是什么?[挖鼻]#青春不散场# ​
[# I # at the age of you, what is the most proud of one thing? [one nose] # youth dont press #]

汽车之家:
    #夜福利#经济实用空间大,比亚迪唐~ ​
[# # night welfare economic and practical space is large, byd tang ~]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

猫扑:
    #猫扑段子# 国外网友发现一只吃了萤火虫的青蛙。
青蛙:别问我,我现在也很尴尬![允悲] tReEfjH ​

[# # mop jokes foreign net friend found a frog ate the fireflies. < br > the frog dont ask me, I now also very embarrassed! [allow sad] tReEfjH]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作请联系微信:mopxmt

新浪新闻客户端:
    总是一方付出的婚姻不会是幸福的婚姻,婚姻是相互给予,相互扶持!
[Always one party of marriage is not a happy marriage, marriage is to give each other, support each other!]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台#【错过出口,半挂车高速强行倒车分钟[衰]】日前,新疆昌吉一辆半挂车在高速路上错过出口后,在路边停下试图倒车,分钟内后方车辆纷纷避让。警方在昌吉市区将其拦截,驾驶员被扣分、驾照降级(A降B)。tReHxcM ​
[# # weibo communication radio 【 miss exports, semi high speed astern minutes [failure]], the xinjiang changji a semi-trailer on the highway to miss exports, on the side of the road, stop trying to reverse minutes behind the vehicle collision avoidance in succession. Police in changji city to intercept it, the driver be penalised, drivers license degradation (A, B). tReHxcM]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

新浪新闻客户端:
    【心理素质过硬[摊手]男子进店偷手机和店主撞个正着,淡定聊天后离开】月日,辽宁沈阳。王女士店面刚刚开张,正在拆快递时突然发现店内多了一位来岁的男子。男子主动与王女士聊了两句之后离开,王女士觉得大爷古怪,调取监控才发现店内两部手机已经被其偷走。tReRvxxM ​
[【 psychological quality good [stand hand] men into the store to steal mobile phones and shopkeepers bump curran, calm chat left 】 month day, shenyang, liaoning province. Wang store has just opened, is express suddenly found that when the store has more than a year old man. Men take the initiative to talk to Ms. Wang left after the two sentences, uncle wang felt strange and obtain monitoring found that the store has stolen by its two cell phones. tReRvxxM]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

汽车之家:
    “丰田混动大法”听说过没?速来,给你介绍几款混动车型~
[Toyota hybrid solution heard of yet? Speed, to introduce to you a few hybrid model]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

但斌:
    伟大的苹果🍎,再涨涨超万亿美元了[作揖][赞][心][鲜花][鲜花][鲜花] ​
[伟大的苹果🍎,再涨涨超万亿美元了[作揖][赞][心][鲜花][鲜花][鲜花] ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@衣锦夜行潜龙勿用[泪]@衣锦夜行潜龙勿用你把深圳当成家,深圳不给你户口。
[Reply @ garment jin nocturnal hidden dragon dont use [] tears @ garment jin nocturnal hidden dragon not as home with you to shenzhen, shenzhen is not to your account.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@Picasso_JR是!@Picasso_JR但总的微博是自己亲自料理的吗?如果是,我想跟您说:我想投奔您和您一起做投资[太阳][加油]
[Reply @ Picasso_JR is! @ Picasso_JR but overall weibo is cooking yourself? If it is, I want to say with you I want to do to you and your investment [the] [go]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人