小野妹子学吐槽:
分享单曲tReTQDQ(@网易云音乐)
[Share a single tReTQDQ (@ netease cloud music)]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
巴曙松:
转
[turn]
金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
梁詠琪:
喜歡,,那一款呢?
這家在西班牙北部Santander的帽子服飾店的帽子太好看了!👒💐🌼🌺 tRqzWymH
[Like it, and that one? < br > the Santander hat boutiques in northern Spains hat is too good-looking! 👒💐🌼🌺 tRqzWymH ]
gigileung.hk
丑女达人:
偶的娘呀,您是个官位不低的卧底警察吗?[汗]猪一样的队友坑爹呀。[允悲]
[My mother ah, you are a job not low undercover police? [Mr Khan] pig teammates pit dad ah. [allow sad]]
兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!
新浪汽车:
#交通万象# 【男子#考完科三后全身抽搐# ,居然还过了[跪了]】月日,云南宣威,符某某参加驾考科目三考试,第一次因为系统网络异常没有通过,第二次他过于紧张,刚完成所有项目,就突然晕在车内,还全身抽搐。最终经过抢救,符某某已无大碍,科目三也顺利通过[笑cry]各位老司机考驾照的时候顺利吗?...全文: m.weibo
[# # traffic vientiane 【 man # # the examination after three whole body twitching, incredibly still had] [kneeling] month day, yunnan xuanwei, operator so-and-so take driving test subjects three test, for the first time as the system network abnormal didnt pass, the second time he was too nervous, have just completed all projects, suddenly dizzy in the car, also the whole body twitch. Finally after rescue, operator so-and-so has fine, three subjects also passed [laugh cry] you old driver when driving test smoothly? ... The full text m. eibo]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。
但斌:
@Freelander:大厂镇在当时🈶️四小龙:华能电厂,南钢,扬子,南化。是半市场半计划经济的收益者,医院,学校都是企业办的,自己就是从幼儿园一直上到高中毕业。随着后市场经济的全面放开,大厂镇全面步入衰退。怀念过去计划经济的年代,虽然物质没有现在富足,但有着另一番的惬意
[@Freelander:大厂镇在当时🈶️四小龙:华能电厂,南钢,扬子,南化。 Is half the market and planned economy benefit, hospitals, schools are enterprise, is from kindergarten to high school graduation. With the full liberalisation of the market economy, after the big town comprehensive into recession. Miss the past planned economy era, while material not rich now, but with another]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
应该是南化!@小虾米shrimp:扬子石化年建成投产,那会应该是四面八方的人来支援扬子。是不是把南化记成扬子了,南化大门进去就是一座毛主席雕像。
[It should be south of! @ little shrimp shrimp yangzi petrochemical years completed and put into operation, it should be in all directions to shore up the Yangtze. Whether to note in the south of the Yangtze, south of the gate is a statue of chairman MAO.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
天猫:
哇晒!恭喜本月度最幸运#喵之锦鲤# @有氧呼吸_ 名用户获得【价值万元“车品锦鲤大礼包”】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 - tRoCzMXG 对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公证链接: tReTIpb
[Sun! Congratulations degrees the luckiest # meow this month of brocade carp # @ aerobic respiration _ user to obtain the value ten thousand yuan car product brocade carp package]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCzMXG supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tReTIpb]
天猫,阿里巴巴集团旗下网站,亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 :tmall 【客服电话】
猫扑:
#猫扑晚安#“小猪佩奇,我的妈妈骂我惹…” tRelosO
[# # mop goodnight piggy page, my mother scolded me... tRelosO]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作请联系微信:mopxmt
新浪汽车:
#老司机课堂# 遮阳板还可以这样用,很多人都不知道吧~
[# # visor class can also use the old driver, a lot of people dont know ~]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。
小野妹子学吐槽:
买了衣服没穿,买了包包没背,可是放着也开心啊[doge]
[Buy clothes did not wear, the bag back, but there are also happy [doge]]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
汽车之家:
#晚安家人#你觉得哪款车换代后让你失望了?
[# # good night family which car do you think after upgrading to let you down? ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
冷笑话精选:
萌哭[跪了]@思想聚焦[跪了]@六六六大顺儿哈哈哈好可爱@小惠很爱很爱井姐哈哈哈哈哈哈 笑死我@化野红褚Hong小猪佩奇:虽然我是社会人,但是我也怕你妈呀[泪]
[Focus of cry] [kneeling @ thought] [kneeling @ dashun son ha ha ha so cute @ xiaohui love well sister ha ha ha ha ha ha killing me @ the wild red chu Hong pig page although I am a social person, but I am afraid of your mother ah [tears]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
刘彦斌:
枪提前打响了!
[The gun fired in advance!]
微博搞笑排行榜:
留下一个,你第一眼就爱上的句子 _________________________________
[Leave a, you fell in love at first sight sentences _________________________________]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗
新浪新闻客户端:
抵制恶意造谣![心]@新浪新闻 环球音乐发声明否认吴亦凡新歌抄袭!
[Resist malicious rubbish! Universal music [heart] @ sina news hair denial of queer new song wu copy!]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
南方都市报:
【技术赋能旅游生态 快手与张家界达成战略合作】月日,在风景优美的张家界市,快手联合张家界举办主题为“打开快手,发现张家界”的新闻发布会。在本次会议上,张家界和快手共同对外宣布达成战略合作。快手将通过为张家界定制短视频宣传计划、启动旅游行业“子母号”联动管理平台、实施旅游扶贫计划...全文: m.weibo
[The technology can assign zhangjiajie tourism ecological quickly and reached a strategic cooperation 】 month day, in the beautiful scenery of zhangjiajie, zhangjiajie quickly jointly organize the theme of open a fast worker, zhangjiajie press conference. At the meeting, zhangjiajie and quickly jointly announced a strategic co-operation with foreign countries. Will quickly by zhangjiajie custom short video promotion plan mother, start the tourism industry linkage management platform, the implementation of tourism poverty alleviation plan... The full text m. eibo]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
猫扑:
#猫扑夜话# 上半年居民收入榜发布:上海北京位列前二,人均可支配收入均超万;你的省份人均可支配收入为多少?你达到人均水平了吗?[doge]
[# # mop night in the first half of the peoples income release a list of Shanghai in the top two in Beijing, the per capita disposable income is above all; Province of per capita disposable income for you? Have you reached the per capita level? [doge]]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作请联系微信:mopxmt
南方都市报:
【拼多多:正遭受罕见波次网络舆情攻击 已向国家互联网中心举报】月日,拼多多新闻发言人井然对外表示,刚上市不到一星期的拼多多受到了广泛的文章质疑,善意的批评拼多多都会接受进行整改,但真相是拼多多正在受到罕见的波次网络舆情攻击,并在网络上有专门的团队和人员在维护。据此,拼多多已经向...全文: m.weibo
[【 spell a lot is being attacked by a rare wave time network public opinion has been reported to the national center for the Internet] month day, spell spokesman in foreign, said a lot just listed in less than a week of spell questioned by a wide range of articles, a lot of goodwill criticism together will take a lot of improvement, but the truth is that spell is under a lot of rare wave of network public opinion attacks, and on the Internet has a professional team and in the maintenance. Accordingly, spelling has a lot to... The full text m. eibo]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
顶尖设计:
瑞士插画家Stephan Schmitz 用插画来诠释残酷的现实世界
[Swiss illustrator Stephan Schmitz illustrations used to explain the harsh reality world]
职业搬砖,业余设计。
南方都市报:
【多地导游通过短视频增收 快手为旅游城市发展赋能】月日,在张家界联合快手举办的“打开快手,发现张家界”新闻发布会上,一位周姓导游引起了在场媒体的关注。说起来,周天送只是张家界的一名普通导游,有所不同的是,他在快手上拥有万粉丝(快手ID:zhangjiajielvyouxiao),是快手“第一网红...全文: m.weibo
[【 more guide through the short video increase quickly as a tourist city development can assign 】 month day, held in zhangjiajie joint well quickly open a fast worker, zhangjiajie press conference, a zhou, guide the attention of the media present. Speaking, Sunday to send just an ordinary tour zhangjiajie, different is, he has thousands of fans in fast hands (fast worker ID zhangjiajielvyouxiao), is well quickly the first network red... The full text m. eibo]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
冷笑话精选:
[笑cry]@我和贱人的狗血经历哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@影视安利君 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@dragonyes靖哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈手动开除粉籍
[[laughing cry] @ my blood and bitch dog experience ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ film amway Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ dragonyes jing ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha powder fired by manually]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
优酷:
#给我一个十八岁#为了心爱的翠儿,果断和最好的哥们儿秋水下挑战书,刘京伟啊,你这算是重色轻友吗[思考]tReYuAfb
[# give me a # to beloved tweety, decisive and best buddy autumn waters down the gauntlet, Liu Jingwei ah, this is you hoes before bros? [thinking] tReYuAfb]
新浪新闻客户端:
【名男子自称省委督导组干部拒绝交警检查 :让县纪委过来】月日,河北保定阜平牛角台检查站,河北省委督导组两男子驾车通过时,拒绝接受交警检查,现场向民警索要执法证并称:“通知县纪委过来。”阜平县委宣传部表示,确有此事,河北省委督导组已将人调回,介入调查。tReYhtM
[The man claimed to provincial party committee refused to traffic police check unfairness cadres county commission for discipline inspection for] month day, baoding fuping horn checkpoints, hebei provincial party committee teams by two men, refused to accept the traffic police inspection, on-site ask police to execute the law card saying notify the county commission for discipline inspection to come over. Fuping county propaganda department, said this parody, hebei provincial party committee teams to have people back, investigation. tReYhtM]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【名男子自称省委督导组干部拒绝交警检查 :让县纪委过来】月日,河北保定阜平牛角台检查站,河北省委督导组两男子驾车通过时,拒绝接受交警检查,现场向民警索要执法证并称:“通知县纪委过来。”阜平县委宣传部表示,确有此事,河北省委督导组已将人调回,介入调查。tReYhtM
[The man claimed to provincial party committee refused to traffic police check unfairness cadres county commission for discipline inspection for] month day, baoding fuping horn checkpoints, hebei provincial party committee teams by two men, refused to accept the traffic police inspection, on-site ask police to execute the law card saying notify the county commission for discipline inspection to come over. Fuping county propaganda department, said this parody, hebei provincial party committee teams to have people back, investigation. tReYhtM]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
但斌:
@终会来到的:小时候就在这种国营纺织厂家属院长大,记得我母亲除夕加班后回家,带回一饭盒红烧肉,作为年终奖励,工厂小时织布机不停,工人三班倒,生产产品出口换外汇,绝大部分工人一辈子都没分到房子,真是剥削啊,母亲小时候反复教育我,一定好好读书,才可以离开
[@ the end will come, when I was a child is raised in this family members hospital state-owned textile mills, remember my mother came home after New Years eve overtime, a lunch box back to braise in soy sauce meat, as a year-end bonus, loom factory hours, working three shifts, product exports in foreign exchange, most workers are not assigned to the house for a lifetime, its exploitation, mother childhood education over and over again, I have a good read, can leave]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
回复@MOMOCO[作揖][心]@MOMOCO确实是,但总虽比我父亲少十几岁,然而这种爱国情怀却是一样一样的!特别是他们经历过文革大革命这班人。对于邓小平,我爸经常说,像我家成份不好的,要是没邓小平的改革开放,他们在乡里很难抬起头!!@但斌回复@吃个饭满头汗谢谢[心][握手][鲜花]
[Reply @ MOMOCO [bowing] [heart] @ MOMOCO is indeed, but the total is less than a teenager, my father, however, this kind of patriotism is the same! Especially they had experienced the cultural revolution in this class. For deng, my father often said that like my composition is not good, if have no deng xiaopings reform and opening up, they are in the village are hard to raise his head!! @ but bin reply @ to eat a meal with sweat thanks [heart] [shake hands] [flowers]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
回复@雨中翱翔[心][鲜花]@雨中翱翔祖国不易,祝祖国繁荣昌盛……砥砺前行
[Reply @ fly in the rain [heart] [flowers] @ fly in the rain the motherland is not easy, I wish our motherland prosperity... Self-motivated forward]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
妈妈就是从扬子石化支援内地的[作揖]初中第一次出远门到的就是南京大场镇[心]@jcjc:南京大厂区,现在已经连名字都改成六合区了,当时的四大厂区,那么多工人,现在都过得很不好,城市的底层,年轻时都是拼命干活,干着干着,活没了……到现在那个地方的房价全南京市最低[喵喵][喵喵][二哈]
[Mother is from yangzi petrochemical support mainland [bowing] is junior high school for the first time out of town to the nanjing big town [heart] @ JCJC nanjing big factory, now even the name changed to liuhe area, at the time of the big four factory, so many workers, are now very bad, the bottom of the city, as a young man is work hard, doing the doing, live without... Up to now the prices of that place full of nanjing minimum [meow] [meow] [two ha]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
回复@刘强-同舟共济[心][鲜花]@刘强-同舟共济楼有印象。大学毕业后在主席像前合过影。
[Reply @ liu - in the same boat [heart] [flowers] @ liu - in the same boat building has a impression. After graduating from college in front of President in a shadow.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑:
视频来了,姑娘真的很淡定霸气[允悲][允悲]tRejIsoh
[Video is coming, the girl really calm swagger [allow sad] [allow sad] tRejIsoh]
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小米手机:
#小米夜探# 多少GB的手机存储才够你用?[吃瓜]tReYYmZ
[How many GB night out # # millet mobile phone storage is enough you use? [eat the melon] tReYYmZ]
探索黑科技,为发烧而生。
汽车之家:
#夜福利#用简单来保持优雅,奔驰E级(进口) 款 旅行版~
[# # night welfare to keep elegant with simple, mercedes-benz e-class version ~ (imports) of travel]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新沐sunshine:
@可爱的豌豆粉粉#赵薇[超话]# [哈哈]
[# @ sweet pea meal powder zhao [ultra words] # (ha ha)]
凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航