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[哈哈][哈哈]@啾啾沐Ldd 这也太可爱了吧……@Moon丶月月 好好地做个吉祥物不好吗[允悲]
[(ha)ha ha @ Ldd chirp liquid, this also too cute... @ Moon, month To do you a mascot bad [allow sad]]
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[# every press # # # listed on the new Mercedes s-class coupe 【 price. All the new Mercedes s-class coupe listed 】 recently, we learned from mercedes-benz Chinas official website that the new mercedes-benz s-class coupe in the domestic market, the first a new car to launch S MATIC model, price is. Ten thousand yuan. New S MATIC coupe carry. T twin turbocharged engine, compared with the old, new car on the design... The full text m. eibo]
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【女子#约前男友来家看世界杯# 结果笔记本电脑被“顺”走了[费解]】家住湖州月河小区的陈女士近日约了前男友姚某来家里看球。第二天却发现自己的一台笔记本电脑不见了,问了姚某,对方说没拿,于是她只能报警。警方调查后判定是一起内盗案,姚某有重大嫌疑。原来,姚某最近经济上周转困难,陈女士又提...全文: m.weibo
[【 woman # # results about former boyfriend to home watching the laptop swept away by the cis [difficult]] in huzhou on river district of chan recently about the former boyfriend yaos one to watch at home. The next day to find their own a laptop disappeared, asked yao one, the other party said no, so she can only call the police. Police investigation after the decision is burglaries in together, yao a suspected major. It turns out that yao turnover of some recent economic difficulties, ms Chen it again... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪汽车:
#出行生活# 要开怼吗?车蜡能不能防紫外线?[doge]
[# # to travel life Dui? Waxes can prevent ultraviolet ray? [doge]]
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【二哈迷路暂居派出所:吃穷民警,尿遍了每一个角落[二哈]】日前,一只迷路的哈士奇被热心群众送到了派出所,民警为帮它找主人,暂时让它在派出所呆了一天。没想到它蹭吃蹭喝,吃着红烧肉拌米饭,把派出所都吃穷了,上上下下尿遍了每一个角落,更是满屋子追泰迪……@梨视频 tRdASxk
[【 ha lost in police station eat poor civilian police, urine all over every corner [two ha]], a lost, the husky was sent to the police station, enthusiastic people police to help it to find the owner, let it stayed in the police station for a day. Didnt expect it ceng ceng eat and drink, eat to braise in soy sauce meat mixed with rice, eat station all poor, up and down the urine all over each corner, but the house after teddy... @ pear video tRdASxk]
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[Congratulations @ clouds float in the sky, such as user for metal logo 】 【 cars home. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRdhPRr]
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猫扑:
挑战吃柠檬不带任何表情,结果嘴上说不要,身体却很诚实嘛[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]tRdADYl
[Challenge to eat lemon with no expression, as a result, dont say, the body is very honest, [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] tRdADYl]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作-曹先生QQ: ;陈女士QQ:
一块去旅行:
藏在大英博物馆里的表情包
你们觉得哪个最萌呢~ tRyhjAh
[Hidden in the British museums expression package < br > what do you think which is the most of it ~ tRyhjAh]
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汽车之家:
#家人来“找茬”#亲爱的家人们,游戏时间到,快来回答吧。下面这张图你能最快猜出它是哪款车吗?最快答对的用户会获得家家送出的精美礼品一份。正确答案将于今晚点转发本微博公布。
[# # family to search for my dear family, the game time, quick to answer. The image below you can guess what it is fastest car? Fastest right users will get every send a nice present. The correct answer will be announced this late forwarding this weibo. ]
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优酷:
#想想办法吧爸爸#摇滚MV正式上线,戚薇女儿lucky酷炫中不失可爱,小脸蛋完全跟戚薇一模一样,黄英儿子小九也是萌翻全场,洪天明两个儿子洪大仁洪竟琋帅气十足,还有中瑞混血双胞胎让你露出姨母笑,@想想办法吧爸爸 暑期优酷独播,敬请期待tRdUFyc
[# # think about ways to dad rock music is launched, stephy daughter lucky cool in do not break lovely, little face completely identical with stephy, overwhelmed with small son nine is primary, chants, rong two sons but RenHong 琋 smartly, and the show aunt half-blood twins makes you laugh, @ summer youku alone, think about ways to dad stay tuned tRdUFyc]
新沐sunshine:
分享图片
[Share photos]
凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航
优酷:
#真相吧花花万物#@小S @谢娜 互嫌眉毛少,S现场摸娜姐眉毛后表示:“有男生刚剃完头的扎扎感”,结果瞬间被娜姐怼回来![哈哈]大型眉毛PK现场了解一下~[doge] tRrYkBJM
[# truth about flower all small S @ # @ uproot shayna mutual suspicion eyebrow, S site after touch her eyebrows, said some guy just shaved head plunge into firm sense, results in an instant by Madonna Dui back! (ha ha) large eyebrows PK field know the ~ [doge] tRrYkBJM]
新浪汽车:
电机和电池,是电动车的两大核心。不过说个题外话,右边的大哥,是不是没睡醒,起床搬砖啦,晚了工头催了。@新浪e站我想把特斯拉的动力系统安放到我的P上。😳
[Motor and batteries, are two core of electric cars. But said a digression, the right of the eldest brother, did not wake up, wake up move brick, late foreman urged. @ sina e stand I want to have teslas power system to add to my P. 😳]
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【外卖小哥偷手机被抓 辅警小哥代他完成送餐任务[笑cry]】月日,广东东莞虎门警方破获一起盗窃手机案。嫌疑人刘某还是一名兼职外卖员,被捕时正在送餐中,不断有客户打电话催他。看到送餐地址挺熟,辅警陆广海便决定代他跑腿...送达时外卖还是热乎的。(广州日报)tRdwIUVW
[【 take-out little brother was caught stealing cell phones and auxiliary police elder brother complete meals for him [laugh cry]] month day, guangdong dongguan humen police uncovered a stolen phone case. The suspects were arrested ryu or a part-time take-away member, is in the room, there have been customers make a phone call to rush him. See room address is quite familiar, auxiliary police Liu Guanghai decided to run errands for him... Delivery order in or hot. TRdwIUVW (guangzhou daily)]
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#小米点档# 直播间,美女小姐姐和MIUI设计师带你揭秘#MIUI# 是如何诞生的[爱你] 今晚点,来小米商城APP即可观看直播,据说直播期间还有神秘好礼相送哦~ 转发微博,抽送个米兔指尖积木。
[PM # # millet studio and beauty little sister and beautiful MIUI designers take you reveal how # MIUI# love you [] of the birth of points tonight, mall to millet APP can watch live, it is said that during the live broadcast and mysterious gifts to send oh ~ forwarding microblogging, pumping a fingertip blocks the m rabbit. ]
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优酷:
讲究是什么?注重完美?还是北京话中的为人仗义?不同地方有不同用法,却怎么也跑不出对细节的严苛要求。就像即将上线的#窦文涛圆桌派#番外篇那样,姜文携《邪不压正》来了一场有意思的《圆桌讲究派》。窦文涛直呼:我对他都不能不有感情! 月日来优酷体味两个男人间“爱恨情仇”[笑而不语]
...全文: m.weibo
[Pay attention to what? Pay attention to perfect? Beijing dialect is the battle righteousness? Different places have different usage, how to also can not run out of the stringent requirements for details. As soon # # holding sent round table set pieces, jiang wen with good prevails over evil with an interesting exquisite sent round table. Holding call I cant afford not to have feelings for him! Day of the month youku taste lovehate between the two men [smiling without a word] < br >... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家:
【《论坛播报》高卢雄鸡 砥砺前行】法国人天马行空的想法放在造车上会制作出怎样的产品?高卢雄鸡又何以得名?法国队凭什么踢走梅西领衔的阿根廷?欢迎收看本期《论坛播报》tRdUhz
[Challenge BBS to broadcast gallic rooster forward French fantastical ideas on building the car will produce what kind of products? Summer why get its name? What makes France led by messi Argentina play go? Welcome to the BBS to broadcast tRdUhz for this issue]
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#真相吧花花万物#@谢娜 体重大曝光!!生之前+,四个月后体重竟减至…… [吃惊]娜姐随意伸缩的体重也是很拉仇恨了![右哼哼][左哼哼] 特别想知道:明星减肥是有VIP通道还是怎么滴?![笑cry][笑cry] 为什么我的体重老是居高不下、下降无门…… [摊手] [摊手]
tRrYkhnY
[# truth about flower all # @ uproot shayna weight big exposure!! Born before +, weight has reduced to four months after... [surprised] Madonna random scale weight also is very snap aggro! Hum [right] [left hem] especially want to know star to lose weight is a VIP channel or how to drop? ! [laughing cry] [laughter cry] why am I always stubbornly high, losing weight slam shut... [stand hand] [stand hand] < br > tRrYkhnY]
微博搞笑排行榜:
#佛系vs兽系# 摘下佛系的面具,停止职业的假笑,放弃营造规规矩矩安安分分的虚拟景象。踏入职场不是开启伪装者生涯,现在开始做兽系青年还来得及马?[doge] tRdysAEA
[# # department vs the beast is Buddha Buddha department take the mask off, stop professional fake smile, give up build polite be content of virtual scene. Step into the workplace is not open pretenders career, there is still time to start the beast is a young horse? [doge] tRdysAEA]
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#试车笔记# 【适合年轻人的SUV 日产楼兰BOSE音响测试】我相信日产楼兰对大家印象最深的是那独特、超前、“时尚”的造型吧!但是作为一个成熟稳重的人,小编还是更喜欢实用的东西,那就是动。。音响。经过测试,我们发现配备了来自BOSE的音响的楼兰拥有饱满的低音效果,但是中高音有待加强。具体内容戳...全文: m.weibo
[# # test note 【 suitable for young peoples SUV nissan loulan BOSE sound test 】 I believe nissan loulan to you the deepest impression is the unique and advanced, the modelling of fashion!!!! But as a mature and responsible person, small make up or more practical things, that is.. The stereo. Tested, we found that equipped with sound from BOSE loulan have full bass effect, but the high needs to be strengthened. Specific content prod... The full text m. eibo]
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[# # noon share [Lionel messi, cristiano ronaldo, the marr... until they are such famous!] Lionel messi, cristiano ronaldo, his... When they hold the game went, remember they were immature side? Poke video left left to see if they didnt become famous looked like before! tRrTbgxw]
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#车评精选# 那么多对车的刻板印象,是时候改变啦!
[Evaluation of selected # # car so many stereotypes in the car, it is time to change!]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
青年时报:
【情人花钱替女子“赎身”,女子却拿着钱跟男友消失了】李花已经跟男友刘军办了酒席,以夫妻名义生活,却在外人面前以表兄妹相称。李花在温州打工时,遇见了小昊,小昊对李花展开追求,后两人发展成了情人。为了结束三角关系,小昊愿意花钱帮李花“赎身”,但他没想到的是,李花内心作出的选择其实是男...全文: m.weibo
[【 lover to spend money for womens freedom, the woman is holding money gone 】 with her boyfriend and has been with her boyfriend who do the banquet, in the name of the husband and wife life, but in front of outsiders to Cousins. And work in wenzhou, met the little son, little exposure to pursuit and, after two people become lovers. To end the triangle, the little son is willing to spend money to help and freedom, but he didnt expect, and heart to make a choice is actually a male... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选:
#佛系vs兽系# 年了,居然还有人上班仿佛老僧入定任由公司潮涨潮落云卷云舒不改佛心,简直是天方叶谈!年轻人就不能释放一点吗?沉睡的兽系青年灵魂啊,封印解除吧!tRdysAEA
[# # fo department vs the beast is years, that some people work like the old monk concentration at a company clouds scud across the changing of the tides are not Buddha mind, quadrate lobe is a day to talk about! Young people cannot release a bit? Sleepy beast is a young soul, remove seal!!!! tRdysAEA]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
新浪新闻客户端:
#High翻浪圈##星动浪圈#听说不想做导演的守门员不是好球星,不想C位出道的老师也不是好经纪人啊!今天就来圈子里,跟菊姐一起聊聊跨界那些事,是谁的小眼睛还没看老师?打开新浪新闻app参与话题互动→tRdhqIT #跨界王菊#
[# # # High double wave circle star moving waves lap # heard that dont want to be the director of the goalkeeper is not a good star, dont want to C a career teacher is not a good agent! Today to circles, chat with chrysanthemum sister crossover those things, also didnt see the teacher who is little eyes? Open the sina news app to participate in the topic - tRdhqIT Wang Ju # # across the industry]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
优酷:
榴莲、葡萄、西红柿,你的初恋更像哪种水果?[馋嘴]#给我一个十八岁#“恋爱哲学”灵魂问答上线,大林同学@郭麒麟 公开pick榴莲袒露感情观,更有其他宝宝的什么冲动、强吻、反壁咚……想给这么敢说的十八岁天团打爆电话[污]tRdURgms
[Durian, grapes, tomatoes, what is your first love is more like fruit? [available] # give me a # love philosophy soul answers online, students chose @ Guo Qilin public pick durian showing feelings view, more other baby what impulse, strong lips, the wall of dong... Want to dare to say so days [pollution] tRdURgms ringing phone]
但斌:
A股近十年低点估值数据
[A shares nearly A decade low valuation data]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选:
位欧美男神混剪,啊啊啊心脏暴击![心](up 皮塔Moz) tRdUYOoc
[Europe and the United States men god mix cut, ahhh crit heart! [heart] (up pita Moz) tRdUYOoc]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
当当李国庆:
tRrBhsK
[tRrBhsK]
我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵
优酷:
当文青秋水@郭麒麟 、功夫谐星@孫偉豪同學 和傻白甜的十八岁老猫@李砚很白 约在一起,日常捅娄子、钻黑洞、撩姑娘、茬黑架[允悲]nili“二中三子”一出道就共患这么浪的难……#给我一个十八岁定档# 过了今晚带我一起好嘛!tRdzm
[When wen-ching colchicine @ Guo Qilin, kung fu, comedian @ Sun Weihao classmates and silly white sweet years old cat @ Li Yan very white about together, everyday go awry, drill hole, liao girl, crop black frameallow sad nili third son, a career total of wave so difficult... # give me a set file # after take me with tonight! tRdzm]
汽车之家:
#家人帮家人#@ASKA_:“预算在万内,BBA意向,目前最看好奔驰CLA和宝马系,一个是因为认识人,多少可以便宜,另一个是因为敞篷,多少还想皮一下,不考虑油耗空间,后续成本自己也赚的来,有没有车主给给意见或者其他推荐,感谢大家!”
[# @ # family help family ASKA_ budget within the wan, BBA intention, at present the most bullish on Mercedes CLA and BMW, to know a man, a because how much can be cheaper, because another pickup, how many also want to skin, regardless of the fuel consumption space, subsequent cost to make myself, could you recommend a car owners to give advice or other, thank you! ]
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【女司机逆行被查拒绝执法 强行开走称“你还能吃了我”】月日,一女司机逆行被山西@阳泉市公安局交警支队 拦下,她先是拿证件晃着挑衅交警,后又开车顶撞。交警采取强制措施时,她又试图抢走证件,张嘴咬人。交警最终被迫使用催泪喷射器。因阻碍执行职务,女子被行政拘留日。tRdybg
[【 women drivers retrograde was refused to law enforcement force left said you can eat me] month, a female driver retrograde was stopped by shanxi @ yangquan city public security bureau traffic police detachment, she first certificate shook up defiance traffic police, and then drive against. The traffic police to take coercive measures, she tried to take documents, open my mouth to bite. Traffic police eventually forced to use a tear injector. Due to the obstacles in performing duties, women were in administrative detention. tRdybg]
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#微博交通台#【保时捷撞飞隔离带后四脚朝天 目击者:吓得腿都不敢动了 [衰]】月日凌晨,哈尔滨一辆保时捷跑车撞飞隔离带后,翻倒在米外的路面上,“吓懵了,腿都不敢动”。目击者介绍,驾驶员受伤较轻,疑似喝酒了,事故发生后离开现场,副驾驶位置男子受伤较重已被送往医院。tRdAKkVJ
[# # weibo communication radio [after flying, porsche barriers fall witnesses they are too scared to move [failure] legs 】 month day early morning, Harbin a porsche sports car flying after isolation belt, overturned on the pavement outside the meters, dumbstruck, leg cant move. Witnesses are introduced, the driver injured lighter, suspected drink, left the scene after the accident, the co-pilot position man wounded heavier was taken to the hospital. tRdAKkVJ]
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#上优酷看世界杯#在很久以前就有评论认为“C罗火不过三年。”而如今许多个三年过去,岁的C罗依然站在球王舞台上,carry葡萄牙国家队与皇马大杀四方,出色的状态保持令人叹服。本届世界杯包揽葡萄牙全部进球并完成帽子戏法,C罗的状态还可以保持下一个三年吗?tRdUTdH
[# # on youku watch the World Cup in had long been commented cristiano ronaldo fire but for three years. Now many in the past three years, old cristiano ronaldo is still standing on the great stage, carry Portugal and real Madrid kill, keep impressive excellent state. World Cup won the Portuguese all goals and complete the hat trick, ronaldos state can also keep the next three years? tRdUTdH]