2018年7月3日星期二

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    经权威专家研究,马路上各方的心理关系图是这样的⬇️ ​
[The authoritative expert research, the psychological relationships between the parties on the road is such ⬇ ️]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

青年时报:
    【瘫痪老太惨遭保姆数次抽打 戏精保姆流泪辩解诬陷我】近日,温州一名瘫痪在床的老太太遭保姆掌掴抽打。老人告诉女儿,保姆打她。保姆矢口否认流泪称,老太太诬陷她的。女儿查看监控发现,恶毒的保姆狂打老人,老人哭喊着却仍遭保姆疯狂掌掴。目前,该保姆已被解雇,老人的家人报警,事件仍在处理中...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 were paralyzed woman nanny whipped several times play pure framed nanny tears arguments I 】 recently, wenzhou a paralyzed in bed of the old lady was nanny slap whipped. The old man told her daughter, nanny beat her. Nanny denied tears, said the old lady framed her. Daughter view monitoring found that vicious nanny crazy old man, the old man was crying still nanny crazy slap. At present, the babysitter had been dismissed, alarm, the old mans family events is still in process... The full text m. eibo]

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冷笑话精选:
    在被蚊子吸的边缘疯狂试探
哈哈哈哈哈大快人心![允悲]
tRrFgwT ​

[At the edge of the mosquito suck crazy sounding greatly < br > ha ha ha ha ha! [allow sad] < br > tRrFgwT]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

汽车之家:
    #家人来“找茬”#亲爱的家人们,游戏时间到,快来回答吧。下面这张图你能最快猜出它是哪款车吗?最快答对的用户会获得家家送出的精美礼品一份。正确答案将于今晚点转发本微博公布。 ​​​​
[# # family to search for my dear family, the game time, quick to answer. The image below you can guess what it is fastest car? Fastest right users will get every send a nice present. The correct answer will be announced this late forwarding this weibo. ​​​​]

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优酷:
    #上优酷看世界杯#今晚:将进行决赛的另一场欧洲内战,瑞典对阵瑞士,这是两队在世界杯上的首次交手。后伊布时代的瑞典发挥小组赛发挥稳健,胜负挤掉德国以头名出线,瑞士同样发挥不俗,揭幕战逼平巴西最终胜平不败晋级。两支球队实力相当,谁将晋级强令人期待。tRdvZMLm ​
[# # on youku watch the World Cup tonight another civil war in Europe, will conduct a final against Switzerland, Sweden, this is the first time the two teams in the World Cup. Ibrahimovic after age of Sweden play very well group, it finished top edging out Germany and Switzerland also did well, in the opening game - Brazil eventually wins unbeaten promotion. Both teams equal, who will advance to force people to look forward to. tRdvZMLm]

猫扑:
    【瘫痪老太惨遭保姆数次抽打 戏精保姆流泪辩解她诬陷我】近日,温州一名瘫痪在床的老太太遭保姆数次掌掴抽打。老人告诉女儿说自家的保姆打她。当时保姆矢口否认,留着眼泪辩解称老太太是诬陷她的。女儿查看监控发现,恶毒的保姆狂打老人,老人哭喊着却仍遭保姆疯狂掌掴。目前,该保姆已经被解雇,老...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 were paralyzed woman nanny whipped several times play pure framed her nanny tears arguments I 】 recently, wenzhou a paralyzed in bed of the old lady was several slap slapped the nanny. The old man told daughter home nanny to hit her. Denied the nanny, has argued that the old lady is framed her tears. Daughter view monitoring found that vicious nanny crazy old man, the old man was crying still nanny crazy slap. At present, the nanny has been fired and old... The full text m. eibo]

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冷笑话精选:
    有一丶丶厉害[作揖]@小桥流水与三千壮汉@我的前任是极品中国风水文化[作揖]@李佳_去哪转发微博
[A,, severe [bowing] @ Bridges and three thousand strong man @ my predecessor is the best Chinese geomantic culture [bowing] @ angel lee _ go forward]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

冷笑话精选:
    岁月不饶人,我亦未曾绕过岁月。@纳兰家的猫我是千堆雪,你是长街@我的前任是极品海底月是天上月[心]@猫猫吉祥余生还长 请多多指教[爱你]西瓜酱加油[心]
[Time and tide wait for no man, I also have not bypass the years. @ he cat I am thousand pile of snow, you are long @ my predecessor is the ultimate bottom month is the day last month [heart] @ annexes cat still have a long good luck the rest of my life love you [] watermelon sauce refuel [heart]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

猫扑:
    【男子不顾水深齐胸 暴雨中逆行回家:我爸在家等我】“我爸腿脚不方便,我要赶快回去把他背到楼上去。”日,一个中年男子在暴雨中向着多数人撤离的来处“逆行”而去,近千米距离,他一直走,没回过一次头。水没过小腿、膝盖,慢慢到腰、到胸口。“我爸还在家等我。”tRrgxGD ​
[【 man regardless of the depth of chest Storm back home my dad at home waiting for me 】 my dad leg not convenient, I want to hurry back to his back upstairs. Day, a middle-aged man in the heavy rain to the majority of the evacuation place retrograde, nearly kilometers distance, he walked, not turn a head. Water had legs, knees, slowly to the waist, the chest. My dad still at home waiting for me. tRrgxGD]

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青年时报:
    【法学研究生上“老赖”黑名单报考司法考试受阻,现主动找法院还钱】之前,徐浩(化名)在杭州工作时,跟朋友、同事借了好几百万的钱去做投资。岂料投资失败,他成为背负多万元债务的老赖。徐浩不愿自己在杭州的房产被拍卖还债,留下年迈父母居住其中,自己则跑回湖北老家躲债。后他考上法学研究生...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 law graduates LaoLai blacklist enter oneself for an examination on the judicial examination, is now actively looking for the court also money 】 before seo (a pseudonym) in hangzhou work, with friends, colleagues borrowed millions of money to invest. Unaware that investment failure, he become LaoLai debt with more than ten thousand yuan. Xiho himself in hangzhou real estate auction, leaving elderly parents living among them, oneself ran back to my hometown hubei from debts. After he admitted to graduate student of law... The full text m. eibo]

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南方都市报:
    听听老司机怎么说
[How do you say to listen to the old driver]

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汽车之家:
    #家家汽车文化#看高端玩家如何将车模改造为遥控车。 tRrsIH ​
[# every car culture # see high-end players how to transform the models for the remote control car. tRrsIH]

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优酷:
    #上优酷看世界杯#告别梅罗,还有内马尔!巴西拒绝爆冷,淘汰墨西哥迈入决赛。一代双娇已老,内马尔能否成为下一任球王?
tRrsDSdF ​

[# # on youku watch the World Cup farewell mei, and omar inside! Brazils refusal to shock, eliminate Mexico into the finals. Generation flew already old, his could be the next great? < br > tRrsDSdF]

新浪汽车:
    #解码新车# 【针对中国消费者的喜好 解码斯柯达柯米克】斯柯达柯米克新车由捷克斯柯达总部与上汽斯柯达设计团队针对中国市场共同开发,加入了不少针对中国市场的新技术,比如本土化开发的CNS .车载系统,一起了解一下。👇 ​
[# # decoding new [against Chinese consumer preferences decoding skoda ke Mick 】 skoda ke Mick new car by Czech skoda headquarters with saic skoda design team for the Chinese market to develop together, join a lot of new technology for the Chinese market, such as the localization development of CNS. The on-board system, learn together. 👇 ​]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家:
    碰瓷儿的花样真是越来越多了...大家小心啊
[The pattern of the racketeer son is more and more... You be careful!]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷:
    镇魂 白宇 朱一龙 #上优酷看世界杯#@朱一龙 出的题你们答对了吗?是真球迷·龙哥没错了。今天又是沉迷哥哥美颜的一天[舔屏],镇魂女孩快来抱紧酷酷~
tRrsgAUm ​

[Azraell Bai Yu Zhu Yilong youku to see the World Cup on # # @ Zhu Yilong out you get the question right? , is the true fans longge, thats right. Today is day [lick screen] is obsessed brother skin care, azraell girl come and hold cool ~ < br > tRrsgAUm]

优酷:
    #系列剧双峰#即将迎来大结局!优酷烧脑上线的#双峰#有没有满足你对于悬疑美学风的一切幻想?这是一部需要三刷四刷的超级烧脑剧,有机会还是要多看几遍的。优酷独家全网首播链接在此:tRrsrUH ​
[# # series twin peaks will soon celebrate finale! Youku burn brain online # # bimodal ever meet you in suspense all beauty style illusions? This is a need to three brush brush four super brain play, cook a chance to still want to re-read it. Youku exclusive tech-oriented premiere link here tRrsrUH]

小米手机:
    恭喜@丢丢是你呀 等名用户获得【小米】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公证链接:tRrsBxfv
[Congratulations to @ diu diu is you ah, etc. Users get 】 【 millet. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRrsBxfv]

探索黑科技,为发烧而生。

猫扑:
    这是什么人体大炮[允悲][允悲][允悲][允悲]tRrsNglt (via顾扯淡 ) ​
[This is what the human body cannon [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] tRrsNglt (via gu bull)]

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优酷:
    镇魂 白宇 朱一龙 #上优酷看世界杯#镇魂女孩在哪里?你们的龙哥@朱一龙 有问题要问大家!稍后哥哥会来揭晓答案,看谁能接住龙哥的梗?[心]
tRrsDMY ​

[Azraell Bai Yu Zhu Yilong # # youku to see the World Cup on azraell girl in where? Your longge @ Zhu Yilong has questions to ask you! My brother will come to your answer, later to see who could catch longge terrier? [heart] < br > tRrsDMY]

冷笑话精选:
    近日,俄罗斯一野生动物园,游客被一只冲上敞篷车撒娇的母狮子吓坏了!它对着后排游客又亲又抱,游客只得小心翼翼地“假装很亲热”………狮子:就问你感动吗?不敢动不敢动![跪了] tRrFCmH ​
[Recently, Russia, a wildlife park, the tourists have been into a convertible in pettish lioness freaked out! It on the back of tourists and kissing and hugging, visitors had to carefully pretended to be very warm and affectionate......... Lion just ask you moved? Dare to dare not move! ] [kneeling tRrFCmH]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

汽车之家:
    #家人帮家人#@Miss_PP是射手座:“购车预算在万左右,女生新手开,想入手一台两厢的自动挡车,要求省油、售后方便,大家有什么好的推荐么。” ​
[# @ # family help family Miss_PP is Sagittarius novice car budget in all around, the girl, think of a hatchback under, for fuel efficient, convenient after-sales, you have any good recommend? ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷:
    #上优酷看世界杯#小将金特罗直接参与了哥伦比亚粒小组赛进球中的个。其中揭幕战对阵日本打入的直接任意球令人印象深刻,面对波兰与塞内加尔的两场比赛他也各奉献一次进攻。J罗可能因伤缺阵,金特罗能否扛起哥伦比亚的进攻大旗?tRrsmDQx ​
[# # on youku watching the young king, directly involved in a in the Columbia group goals. The opener against Japan into the direct free kick is impressive, in the face of Poland and Senegals two games he also offer an attack. J may injury, gold, can carry the offense of Columbia banner? tRrsmDQx]

新浪汽车:
    #解码新车# 新一代奥迪RS Sportback今年月在纽约车展正式亮相。新车最大亮点是采用四门轿跑的设计,腰线从头灯组贯穿至尾灯,五辐式轮毂搭配高性能制动卡钳,视觉效果极具运动感。搭载.T V双涡轮增压发动机,最大功率kW(PS),峰值扭矩N·m,匹配速手自一体变速箱。新车预计今年下半年...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # decoding new a new generation of audi RS Sportback officially debut in the New York auto show this month. Highlight new car is to adopt the design of the four door coupe, waist line from chy-tech through tail lights, five radial hub with high-performance brake calipers, visual effect is extremely moving. Carry. T V double turbo engine, the most powerful kW (PS), peak torque n. m, matching speed automatic gearbox. New car is expected in the second half of this year... The full text m. eibo]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

新浪新闻客户端:
    #High翻浪圈#【日本队输球后打扫更衣室 留下俄语“谢谢”字条[赞]】日本队最后时刻输球,但他们仍保持着风度。据一名球场管理员透露,日本队离开前,还打扫了更衣室:“这是日本队的更衣室,他们清理了一切,还用俄语写了句‘谢谢’。这是所有球队的榜样!”tRrsmBLW俄罗斯世界杯#来浪圈猜...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # High double waves lap [Japan clean dressing room left the town after the defeat of Russian thank you note [who]] Japan last time to lose, but they still keep poise. According to a court administrator, before you leave Japan, also clean the locker room this is Japans locker room, they all cleared, they wrote a sentence thank you in Russian. This is an example to all the team! # tRrsmBLW Russias World Cup to waves lap guess... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

猫扑:
    【骗中国女友万 外国留学生获刑年被驱逐出境】通过网络与在清华大学读书的喀麦隆人卫力相恋后,在北京创业的胡女士在不到两年的时间里,支付男友日常的学费、生活费甚至昂贵的牙齿治疗费,还在男友的说服下卖掉了北京的房子,出资在喀麦隆和法国巴黎投资买房。直到发现被骗时,胡女士已经向男友账...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 foreign students cheat Chinese girlfriend than prison in deportation] through the Internet and satellite Cameroon study in tsinghua university after love, Ms. Hu in Beijing venture in less than two years, pay her boyfriend everyday even teeth expensive treatment fees and living expenses, also under the boyfriend to persuade sold the house in Beijing, capital contribution in Cameroon and investment to buy a house in Paris, France. Until you find I cheated, Ms. Hu had books to her boyfriend... The full text m. eibo]

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南方都市报:
    [吃惊]
[[surprised]]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

但斌:
    回复@笃行思远无欲则刚谢谢[心][鲜花][作揖]@笃行思远无欲则刚真诚,善良、智慧、意志坚定,你的优秀品质在激励影响着很多人,祝福但总!
[Reply @ relentlessly resourceful siyuan epictetus thanks [heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ relentlessly resourceful siyuan epictetus sincere, kind, wisdom and determination, your good qualities in motivating affects a lot of people, but always blessings!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@贤者增广谢谢[心][鲜花][作揖]@贤者增广但总的善是骨子里的。所以很多人才分享了他的深邃的财富思维。@但斌回复@inin_mama[心][鲜花]@inin_mama真好,有一个识于微时的朋友,且温暖绵长!但总,干一杯吧!🍻
[@ sage augmented thanks [heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ sage augmented but overall is good inside. So many people share the fortunes of his deep thinking. @ reply but bin @ inin_mama [heart] [flowers] @ inin_mama is great, there was a general on micro friend, warm and long! But always, a toast! 🍻]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

优酷:
    #热血书院# 终极预告片送上!神秘宝藏掀风雨,避世书院藏杀机,@周琳皓SDAC 导演带领太乙侦探团@梁大V先生 @张芷溪 @张瑞涵ZRH @ice艾晓琪 @UNIQ-李汶翰 @-金梦杨- @曲少石 热血集结,月日点锁定优酷 ,一起揭开迷雾寻找真相 tRrsogE ​
[# # blood college ultimate trailer on! Mystical treasures lift wind and rain, bishi academy are hidden dangers, @ Zhou Linhao SDAC director led too b detective regiment @ Mr Liang big V @ zhang zixi @ Zhang Ruihan ZRH @ ice xh-lx @ UNIQ - Li Menhan @ - Jin Mengyang - @ QuShaoShi blood, February nd point locking youku, uncover the fog to find truth tRrsogE together]

汽车之家:
    #家家热点时刻##共享汽车#【号称“扫码就走”、方便出行的共享汽车竟如此不便】近日,扬州的大学生小曹驾驶共享汽车,行驶在高速公路上时,车子突然抛锚,打了三个小时全国客服热线都无人接听,随后,小曹又拨打扬州本地的客服号码,一直折腾到晚上八点,客服人员才来。那么大家使用过共享汽车么,有没...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # hot every time # # car share the so-called sweep yards away sharing, convenient travel car unexpectedly such inconvenience 】 recently, yangzhou university students Shared XiaoCao driving car, driving on the highway, the car broke down, played three hours, the national customer service hotline went unanswered, then XiaoCao yangzhou local customer service number, STH over and over again until at eight o clock in the evening, the personnel of the service to. Then we used a car share, is there... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    姆巴佩 #上优酷看世界杯#法国VS阿根廷比赛已经过去三天,但K少年姆巴佩依旧热度不减。跑出博尔特的速度,梅开二度,一战封神!期待下一场法国VS乌拉圭的比赛!
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[Had youku look at on this page # # France VS Argentinas World Cup campaign has been in the past three days, but K young and she is still hot. Ran out of the bolts speed, scored twice, the first world war god! Looking forward to the next French VS Uruguay game! < br > tRrsHWF]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    #世界杯吐槽大会# 一位本届世界杯运营人员发推表示:“这便是在分钟负于比利时后,依然整理的一尘不染的日本队更衣室。他们还留下了俄文卡片【谢谢】,和几只蓝色的纸鹤。也要感谢看台上的岛国球迷,永远清理地干干净净。真是各队的借镜!”
很棒很棒,希望四年后我们也能去世界杯,也要做这样的模范...全文: m.weibo ​

[# # World Cup poking fun at the conference, a World Cup operating personnel tweet said this is in the minutes after the defeat to Belgium, of Japan still finishing clean dressing room. They also left a Russian card thank you, and a few of the blue bird. Also thanks to the island of fans in the stands, always clear and clean. Is really a warning teams! < br > great great, hope we can go to the World Cup after four years, also should make the model... The full text m. eibo]

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