2018年7月2日星期一

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优酷:
    墨西哥巴西 #上优酷看世界杯#内马尔带头进行狂攻!比赛刚分钟,巴西已经占领墨西哥球门前,发起连续进攻,来势凶猛!照这个势头,第一个红包雨就要来了~
tRrkMph ​

[Youku to see the World Cup on Mexico Brazil # # omar take the lead in the crazy attack! Just minutes, Brazil has occupied Mexicos goal, the continuous attack, ferocious! According to the momentum, the first red envelopes the rain is coming ~ < br > tRrkMph]

冷笑话精选:
    看评论就知道我带个狗头的含义了吧[doge][doge][doge]
[To read the comments can know the meaning of I take a dog for [doge] [doge] [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪汽车:
    #交通万象#【男子高速上向后车丢金属罐被罚元 网友:罚太少】近日,江苏宿迁一辆SUV在高速上行驶时,后排乘客伸手丢出一个金属饮料罐,砸到了后车引擎盖上。后车司机向交警投诉。日,交警找到丢罐男子并对其罚款元。不少网友认为元罚金太少,起不到惩戒效果,对此你怎么看?你觉得罚多少合理...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # traffic vientiane 【 man lost highway car back metal cans be fined RMB net friend punishment too little 】 recently, jiangsu suqian an SUV in driving at high speed, rear passengers stretch hand to throw out a metal cans, hit the car hood. The car driver to complain to the police. Day, the traffic police found lost can man and fines for the yuan. Many netizens think yuan is too little, not punishment, what do you think of this? How much do you think punishment is reasonable... The full text m. eibo]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

知乎:
    #知乎放映室# 我会永远爱你,不过也就只是爱而已 ​
[# zhihu projection booth # I will always love you, but will just love]

发现更大的世界

微博搞笑排行榜:
    预告今晚分互动题目:“晒出你和直男的聊天记录”。(本条预告分钟后删除) ​​​​
[Forecast tonight in interactive topic the sun you and straight men chat records. (this article forecast minutes remove)]

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猫扑:
    #猫扑夜话#  #爸妈催你结婚的套路#为了让你找对象,你爸妈是怎么催你的? ​
[# # # mop the dorm parents urge you married routines # in order to let you find object, how did your parents push you? ​]

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冷笑话精选:
    甜炸!@-大原娜娜子-我死了🙃
[Sweet Fried! @-大原娜娜子-我死了🙃]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    内马尔 有为青年 #上优酷看世界杯#刘嘉远徐阳解说调侃场上球星换发型与染发,在提到内马尔时候一本正经的说改回了发型后,成为了“有为青年”,小马内心os:我以前就不是有为青年了吗!
tRrDscMT ​

[In maldives wunderkind youku to see the World Cup on # # Liu Jiayuan xu explanation poking fun at field star in styling and coloring, omar within the mentioned time serious said after changed back to the hair style, become a promising youth, ma heart OS I used to be, it is not for youth! < br > tRrDscMT]

但斌:
    回复@股市鹰击长空[挤眼][馋嘴]@股市鹰击长空但总支持你的投资,属于时间玫瑰 这场我看好墨西哥 毕竟让球巴西 让深了
[Reply @ stocks helicopter strike force [eye] [available] @ helicopter strike force but always support your investment, stock market belongs to time rose I see the Mexico Let the ball Brazil deep after all]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

微博星座命理:
    一个是阆苑仙葩,一个是美玉无瑕。若说没奇缘,今生偏又遇著他;若说有奇缘,如何心事终虚话?
——曹雪芹《枉凝眉》­ ​

[One is a LangYuan fairy yuan, one is the mei-yu flawless. And when he said if no colors, this life partial him; If there are colors, how heart will empty words? < br > - cao xueqin ­ the frowning in deep sorrow]

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优酷:
    内马尔 奥乔亚 #上优酷看世界杯#角度太正!内马尔远程发炮被奥乔亚扑出,这一脚打出了巴西的气势!
tRrDFN ​

[His ochoa # # on youku watching the Angle is too good! Omar in remote firing was ochoa saved, the feet with Brazils imposing manner! < br > tRrDFN]

南方都市报:
    #宝贝回家# 【心酸!兄弟流浪街头吃芒果充饥,当初离家出走只为找妈妈】岁的张小龙和岁的张小虎是一对流浪兄弟。年月,自从小龙小虎走进儿保中心那天起,他们就说,自己是被妈妈从家里带出来遗弃在公交车站的。实际上,他们走失的真实原因并不是这样。我们用了一个意想不到的方法,辗转找到了...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # baby come home [sad! Brothers to the streets to eat mango. Even when away from home only to find mother 】 xiao-long zhang and her old tiger chang is a pair of stray brothers. Years, since the little dragon tiger walked into his center that day, and they said, he is abandoned by mother from home on the bus station. In fact, they lost the real reason is not the case. We are in an unexpected way, and found... The full text m. eibo]

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刘彦斌:
    我们再来说说什么叫后悔。所谓后悔,是指当你现在意识到如果过去不采用某种行为,你现在的境况会更好时而产生的痛苦。比如,“如果前几天不买股票,现在就不会被套了”,你因此产生的痛苦就是后悔。 ​
[We cannot say what is regret. Regret, refers to when you realized that if dont adopt a certain behavior in the past, now you pain occurs when the situation will be better now. For example, if a few days ago not to buy the stock, now wouldnt be caught, pain so you produce is regret. ​]

新浪新闻客户端:
    【高校设毕业签名墙,女生喊话前男友:遗憾没和你走下去】@沈阳理工大学 为毕业生专设米长签名墙,有学生留言“再也吃不到你调的火锅底料”,还有女生留言给前男友“好遗憾没和你继续走下去,祝福你”。tRrddBc(梨视频) ​
[Graduated from colleges and universities set up the signature wall, the girl from her ex-boyfriend sorry not and you go 】 @ shenyang university of technology set up meters long signature wall for graduates, have students message dont eat your hot pot bed charge , and the girl leave a message to the former boyfriend regret didnt and you continue to go up, bless you. Video tRrddBc (pear)]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

刘彦斌:
    在行为经济学中,有一种现象叫做损失规避。所谓损失规避,是指投资人明明知道持有一种资产未来会付出高昂的代价,也不愿意兑现当下的损失。这种现象在股市中普遍存在,就是宁可长期被套,也不愿意斩仓。 ​
[In behavioral economics, there is a phenomenon called loss aversion. Loss aversion, refers to the investors know hold an asset in the future will pay a high price, also not willing to deliver the current loss. This kind of phenomenon is common in the stock market, and bedding bag is rather a long time, is not willing to sell. ​]

顶尖设计:
    醉酒的猫 by Arna Miller ​
[Drunk cat by Arna Miller]

职业搬砖,业余设计。

但斌:
    巴西赢! ​
[Brazil to win! ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

优酷:
    巴西墨西哥首发 #上优酷看世界杯#墨西哥的首发就要一飞冲天。小豌豆充当大杀器先登场,五朝老臣马克斯也是先发出战,看看魔咒会应验吗?
tRrDdKcs ​

[Brazil, Mexico starting # # youku to see the World Cup on Mexicos starting to soar. Small peas as big bombshell, first five start toward the veteran Max is also, see the curse will be fulfilled? < br > tRrDdKcs]

小米手机:
    今晚,巴西VS墨西哥,比利时VS日本,只要有巨星贡献帽子戏法或绝杀,我们就抽送台#小米#庆祝,先转再看!之前已累计送出台,猜猜今晚能送出多少台?[doge]
[Tonight, Brazil vs. Mexico, Belgium VS Japan, as long as there are stars contribute a hat trick or dead, we are pumping station # # millet to celebrate, first turn to look! Have sent before, guess how many can send out tonight? [doge]]

探索黑科技,为发烧而生。

汽车之家:
    #夜福利#尽享舒适生活,丰田Sienna~ ​
[Welfare # # night enjoy a comfortable life, Toyota Sienna ~]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

猫扑:
    能从丈夫背上的一颗痘推断出他出轨.........被绿的妹子果然都是福尔摩斯[笑cry] ​
[From her husbands back a blain deduce he cheated... Is the sister of green is indeed holmes [laugh cry]]

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但斌:
    这话只对了一半!另一半,潮水回来时谁还能浮上来!只有与伟大公司一起,才能度过一次又一次的艰难岁月!@听佳音入梦:既然引用巴氏的价值理论,就应该引用其最著名的一句话:“退潮之后,看谁还在裸泳”。“裸泳”是什么意思?输得连裤衩都没有了!
[This is only half right. The other half, when the tide came back who can float! Can only be spent together with great company, again and again to the difficult times! @ fall asleep to hear good news now that reference the value theory of pap, should refer to its most famous sentence after the ebb, who has been swimming naked. Swimming naked what meaning be? Lose no shorts!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

优酷:
    #这就是世界波#这段时间大家最感慨的就是英雄迟暮,球迷的的心情写满了落寞,来看看本届世界杯老球员的受伤片段,盘点球员的受伤史。#上优酷看世界杯#
tRrDmtAC ​

[# this is the world wave # this time everyones feeling is dying, fans of mood with lonely, look at the World Cup segments of the old players injured, counting the players injury history. # # on youku watching < br > tRrDmtAC]

优酷:
    马塞洛替补 #上优酷看世界杯#双方首发阵容公布:
巴西首发:阿利森、法格纳、蒂亚戈-席尔瓦、米兰达、费利佩、卡塞米罗、保利尼奥、库蒂尼奥、威廉、内马尔、热苏斯
墨西哥首发:奥乔亚、雨果-阿亚拉、卡洛斯-萨尔希多、马科斯、赫克托-埃雷拉、瓜尔达多、加拉尔多、贝拉、哈维尔-埃尔南德斯、阿尔瓦雷...全文: m.weibo ​

[Marcelo substitute # # youku to see the World Cup on the two sides announced the starting line-up < br > Brazil allison, wegner, thiago silva, Miranda, felipe, library card plug miro, poly mourinho, joao moutinho, William, omar, thermal seuss < br > Mexico ochoa, Hugo ayala, carlos sal, marcos, Hector - herrera, guar more, William gallas, Bella, javier hernandez, Alva ray... The full text m. eibo]

新浪汽车:
    #新车情报局#【日产全新GT-R暴力战神 即将亮相】近日,据日产汽车全球设计高级副总裁称,为了庆祝旗下的GT-R和Italdesign-Giugiaro S.p.A(意大利设计·乔治亚罗公司)合作周年,将推出一款全新“无限制”GT-R 车型。新车将基于现款的GT-R Nismo打造,但全方位都会迎来新变化。你们戳图感受下[吃瓜] ​
[# # new cia [ares nissan GT - R new violence 】 at recently, according to the global design, senior vice President of nissan, in order to celebrate its GT - R and Italdesign Giugiaro S.P.A (Giugiaro, Italian design company) anniversary of the cooperation, will launch a new unlimited GT - R model. New car will be based on the cash GT -r Nismo, but all will usher in a new change. You poke figure feeling undereat the melon]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

丑女达人:
    快递小哥们真不容易,祝大家出入平安。 tRrDAEu ​
[Express little man is not easy, I wish you all in and out of peace. tRrDAEu]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

优酷:
    【聊个球】#上优酷看世界杯#每届世界杯除了一场场精彩的比赛值得大家期盼等待,引领无数年轻人的时尚icon也让大家沉迷其中。【世界杯球星时髦发型,你pick哪一款?】tRrDQA ! ​
[Chat a ball 】 【 # # on youku watching every World Cup comfortable wonderful game worth looking forward to wait for, in addition to lead countless young fashion icon also let you indulge. The World Cup star fashionable hair style, which one do you pick? TRrDQA! ​]

卢健生:
    原來還有Medium rare rare和Medium medium rare。[笑cry]
[Originally there is Medium rare rare and Medium Medium rare. [laughing cry]]

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    恭喜@专一而专制 等名用户获得【元现金】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCwwnZ对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公证链接:tRrDTrZ
[Congratulations to @ targeted and authoritarian users get [yuan], etc. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCwwnZ supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRrDTrZ]

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优酷:
    内马尔换发型 #上优酷看世界杯#大新闻!内马尔抛弃泡面头再换发型!说出来你可能不信,“梅罗”回家前都曾改过发型,这是在暗示什么吗...
tRrDjgH ​

[His change hair style # # on youku watching the big news! His abandoned noodles head again hair! Said it may surprise you, mei before returning home have changed their hairstyle, implying that this is what... < br > tRrDjgH]

一块去旅行:
    伪球迷已经准备好西瓜等着看世界杯了,快告诉我巴西vs墨西哥你们看好哪一队!看看粉丝宝宝里有没有章鱼哥~(不要打西瓜的主意,最甜的那一口已经被我吃掉了[二哈]) ​
[Pseudo fans have been ready to watermelon waiting to watch the World Cup, just tell me Brazil vs. Mexico which team you look good! See fans have any octopus baby ~ (dont play the idea of watermelon, the sweetest that has been I eat mouthful [two ha])]

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优酷:
    #这就是世界波#@秦岚 初来乍到就自曝是伪球迷,扬言为上节目做足世界杯功课,@学徒王自健 要求好好摸摸良心再说话。#上优酷看世界杯#
tRrDlFpm ​

[# this is the world wave # @ Qin Lan New is revealing a false fan, saying, for the World Cup of homework, @ apprentice Wang Zijian Ask to touch the conscience to speak again. # # on youku watching < br > tRrDlFpm]

猫扑:
    【后小哥创业失败,深夜送外卖还债:世界杯期间月入过万[赞]】月日深夜,上海杨浦区,后外卖小哥涂兴国停在路边看球。他说自己曾开公众号创业,“一年下来都没有收入,还欠债万”,创业失败后,他改行送外卖,世界杯期间上午点忙到凌晨点,“目标是下个月把债还清,以后还是想做新媒体”。...全文: m.weibo ​
[The little elder brother after business failure, late delivery earning thousands during the World Cup [who]] month day late at night, Shanghai yangpu district, take-out after little brother TuXingGuo stopped to watch the game on the side of the road. He said he was open to public business, a year without income, still in debt than, a failed, he switched to delivery, early morning something to point during the World Cup, the goal is to pay her debt next month, later still want to do new media. ... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    内马尔换发型 墨西哥巴西 #上优酷看世界杯#赛前剪头发的梅罗已经回家,内马尔是继续上演葫芦娃救爷爷还是打破魔咒?五星巴西对战黑马墨西哥的比赛一触即发,精彩比赛尽在优酷帧高清直播
tRrDWfzo ​

[Omar change hair style in Mexico, Brazil # on youku watch the World Cup # before the haircuts may have to go home, in the maldives is continued gourd Eva save grandpa or break the spell? The five-star Brazil against black threat of Mexico, wonderful game in youku frame hd broadcast < br > tRrDWfzo]

卢健生:
    华姐清汤腩 #简简单单又一餐[超话]# tzRvZTg ​
[Miss China pork soup # simple meal [ultra words] # tzRvZTg again]

Z CAM, CEO