冷笑话精选:
尽力就好[泪]@宅男宅女集中营梅西尽力了
[It is good to try to [] tears @ otaku dont go out for a long time women camp messi tried my best]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
优酷:
我是梅西 #上优酷看世界杯#梅西的最后一届世界杯止步强,遗憾和失望抵不过心中的不甘,现在的梅西再也不慌,卸下了所有球迷的骐骥,梅西的足球人生已经足够灿烂,不完美的故事才叫青春,在球迷青春记忆中,梅西是当之无愧的“球王”
tRrmyxz
[I am Lionel messi # # messi youku watch World Cup final World Cup end, regret and disappointed but not in the heart, now messi dont panic, take off all the fans of the thestrals types, messi football life bright enough, not perfect is the story of youth, youth memory, the fans messi is well-deserved great < br > tRrmyxz]
但斌:
回复@绍兴易麦贸易[微笑]@绍兴易麦贸易再强也是人的运动,一个前锋就打费了阿根廷的后防线,还说什么呢。还是好好发展新一代年轻人吧,阿根廷也不缺新鲜血液,不能老迷恋梅西,他的神迹得基于巴萨体系,再见阿根廷。
[Reply @ shaoxing easy wheat trade [smiles] @ shaoxing yi mai again is also a strong movement, took a striker was Argentina defence, also said what? Still have a good development of a new generation of young people, Argentina also no shortage of fresh blood, cant old infatuated with Lionel messi, he sign system based on Barcelona, goodbye Argentina.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷:
梅西失望 #上优酷看世界杯#传奇落幕?从全盛到低谷,冰冻三尺,非一日之寒,对梅西来说,寒冷的是阿根廷足球的这个时代!tRrmxhO
[Messi disappointed # # on youku watching the legendary end? From boom to trough, Rome was not built in a day, for messi, cold is the Argentine football this time! tRrmxhO]
冷笑话精选:
解说:“梅西失望的不是这场比赛,而是阿根廷足球的这个时代。” [伤心]#世界杯吐槽大会#
[Explanation messi down is not the game, but this era of Argentine football. [sad] # # World Cup poking fun at the conference]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
优酷:
阿根廷法国 #上优酷看世界杯#补时最后一分钟,双方球员发生冲突,博格巴得球被奥塔门迪踢倒犯规,吉鲁为队友出头和奥塔门迪发生冲突,裁判各赏黄牌一张!
tRrmwuME
[Argentina French # # the last minute of stoppage time for youku watching the players conflict, pogba had kicked the ball by the tower door di fall foul, giroux s for his team-mates and the pylon di conflict, the referee to watch a yellow card one! < br > tRrmwuME]
优酷:
阿根廷法国 #上优酷看世界杯#全场比赛结束,法国-锁定强席位,下半场阿根廷虽然开局很顺,但无奈法国姆巴佩超神发挥连入两球,虽然阿根廷强悍回击但依旧无力回天,梅西的世界杯之旅结束了,让我们把掌声送给梅西,送给阿根廷吧
tRrmwqgf
[Argentina France # # on youku to see World Cup match, France - locking strong seats, Argentina although it started in the second half, but the French had her super play ball twice in the god, while Argentina difficult back but still powerless, messis World Cup is over, lets give applause to Lionel messi, sent to Argentina. < br > tRrmwqgf]
但斌:
回复@小军_谢谢[作揖][心][鲜花]@小军_祝贺但总,今天看了新版的时间的玫瑰,受益匪浅!@但斌回复@森西村上春树[赞]@森西村上春树但总期待你继续把价值投资推广给更多人。让中国也慢慢走向美国的价值投资之路
[@ _ small army thanks [bowing] [heart] [flowers] @ _ small army congratulations on total, but rose today to see the new version of the time, a lot! @ reply but bin @ sensi haruki murakami [who] @ sensi haruki murakami but always looking forward to your continued to give more people the value of the investment promotion. Let China also slowly toward the road to the value of the investment]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
ZAKER:
【姆巴佩双响+造点,法国-阿根廷进强】 世界杯决赛:小小英雄!天才姆巴佩撕裂阿根廷防线,助高卢雄鸡淘汰潘帕斯雄鹰,送别梅西>详情 tRrmZaM
[【 and admire a double-barrelled + points, France - Argentina into strong 】 the World Cup final a little hero! Genius to tear Argentina defence, and eliminated the pampas eagle help gallic rooster, farewell messi > tRrmZaM for details]
传递价值资讯:myzaker
优酷:
阿圭罗头球破门 #上优酷看世界杯# #世界杯进球红包雨#还没输!阿根廷阿奎罗射门得分,-暂时追回一分!但是时间已经不多了,阿根廷加油!梅西加油!tRrmZzyM
[Aguero # # # header on youku watching the World Cup goal in a red envelope rain # havent lose! Argentina aguero scoring, - to recover for a points! But time is running out, Argentina refueling! Lionel messi! tRrmZzyM]
顶尖设计:
再见梅西[泪]
[Goodbye messi] [tear]
职业搬砖,业余设计。
但斌:
回复@林华张[微笑]@林华张唉,每个时代都会有这样的落幕英雄,体育竞技的残酷
[Reply @ linhua.she [smiles] @ linhua.she card well, every time have such close hero, brutal sport]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博搞笑排行榜:
评论太搞笑了,笑出猪叫声![哈哈][哈哈]@天了啦啦噜笑死在评论里@登峰以向阳而生卧槽!太搞笑了!!!明天再看这条微博……哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈太搞笑了
[Comment is too funny, laugh out of oink! (ha ha)ha ha @ days la-la-la lulu killing in the comments @ dengfeng born to sunny day! Too funny!!!!!! Tomorrow to see this weibo... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha too funny]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗
新浪新闻客户端:
姆巴佩封神!法国-淘汰阿根廷!!
[Had she god! France - out Argentina!!!!!]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
但斌:
法国队打得更好,姆巴佩真厉害!梅西估计很难再获得世界杯冠军了🏆,一个时代总是留有遗憾!
[France play better, and she is really fierce! 梅西估计很难再获得世界杯冠军了🏆,一个时代总是留有遗憾! ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
梁詠琪:
公園裡小孩、天鵝、松鼠自由遊蕩玩樂。真好!孔雀都開屏啦!
[Children in the park, swans, squirrels, roam free play. Its nice! The peacock is the tail! ]
gigileung.hk
优酷:
阿根廷法国 #上优酷看世界杯#球场上一秒钟都会发生天翻地覆!法国球迷热烈庆祝,一起舞蹈嗨不停,反观主教练德尚却失望至极,是发生了什么吗?tRrmhoIz
[Argentina France # # on youku watch World Cup stadium on a second will be turned upside down! French fans celebrate, dance together hi, in contrast, coach didier deschamps is down, what happened? tRrmhoIz]
优酷:
#上优酷看世界杯#生死大战哪容得了些许马虎,马图伊迪与裁判发生口角,获得黄牌一张,虽然比赛很激烈,但要控制脾气啊!
tRrnsCA
[# # on youku watching the life and death war which had a little bit careless, misty edie, arguing with the referee received a yellow card, although the competition is fierce, but to control his temper! < br > tRrnsCA]
优酷:
梅西失望 #上优酷看世界杯#刘嘉远调侃吉鲁进攻,这脚要是踢正了,阿根廷球迷就真的心碎了……tRrnsCy
[Messi disappointed # # Liu Jiayuan youku on watching the fun giroux, if play is the foot, Argentina fans will really broken heart... tRrnsCy]
小野妹子学吐槽:
一张图总结今天 tRrnsowp
[A figure summarizes the tRrnsowp today]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
微博星座命理:
从前的日色变得慢 ,车,马,邮件都慢。一生只够爱一个人。
从前的锁也好看 ,钥匙精美有样子。你锁了,人家就懂了。
——木心《从前慢》
[Once upon a time the sunlight become slow, car, horse, mail is slow. Life only enough to love a person. < br > once upon a time the lock is good-looking, key looks fine. Did you lock, the somebody else will understand. < br > - wood heart once upon a time slowly]
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优酷:
阿根廷教练 #上优酷看世界杯#在法国队进第一球时,阿根廷教练桑保利急得都快飞起来了!大鹏展翅式向裁判表达不满,之后阿根廷连进球,阿根廷加油啊!
tRrnFEGs
[Argentina coach on the # # youku to see the World Cup in France in the first ball, the Argentina coach mulberry poly urgent fast are flying! Mirs type to the referee, after Argentina goal, Argentina refueling ah! < br > tRrnFEGs]
优酷:
阿根廷法国 #上优酷看世界杯#阿根廷削发明志?想错了,他们只是为了集合所有人的能量,让迪马利亚化身超级赛亚人而已!不信你看看今晚充满能量,进球得分的迪马利亚。削发要了解下吗?
[Argentina France # # on youku watch World Cup Argentina backing the reason? Want to wrong, they just to set the energy of all, to let di maria incarnation super Isaiah people! Do not believe you see tonight, full of energy, a score of di maria. Haircuts to understand? ]
优酷:
阿根廷法国 姆巴佩 梅开二度 #上优酷看世界杯# #世界杯进球红包雨#无法想象!姆巴佩梅开二度!-再次拉大比分差!阿根廷防守线几近崩溃!
tRrnkKBa
[France and Argentinas brace on # # # youku watching the World Cup goal in a red envelope rain # cant imagine! Had she a brace! - widening the score difference again! Argentinas defensive line almost collapsed! < br > tRrnkKBa]
小野妹子学吐槽:
#世界杯吐槽大会#
-法国球迷[耶][耶][耶]阿根廷球迷[泪][泪][泪]
-法国球迷[黑线][黑线][黑线]阿根廷球迷[太开心][太开心][太开心]
-法国球迷[泪][泪][泪]阿根廷球迷[耶][耶][耶]
-法国球迷[太开心][太开心][太开心]阿根廷球迷[黑线][黑线][黑线]
-法国球迷[憧憬][憧憬][憧憬]阿根廷球迷...全文: m.weibo
[Poking fun at the conference # # World Cup < br > - French fans [and] [the] [and] Argentina fans [tears] [tears] [tears] < br > - French fansblackblackblack line Argentina fans [quite happy] [quite happy] [quite happy] < br > - French fans [tears] [tears] [tears] Argentina fans [and] [the] [and] < br > - French fans [quite happy] [quite happy] [quite happy] Argentina fans (black line) (black line) (black line) < br > - French fans [hope] [hope] [hope] Argentina fans... The full text m. eibo]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌:
姆巴佩太牛了!
[Had she too cattle!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪新闻客户端:
太快了!姆巴佩破门 法国-反超
[Too fast! Had she scored France - ahead]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
优酷:
阿根廷法国 #上优酷看世界杯# #世界杯进球红包雨#小宇宙爆发!法国姆巴佩射门得分,法国-再次超越阿根廷!法国表示,今晚不吃鸡,今晚要吃潘帕斯雄鹰!
tRrnDAtI
[Argentina, France on # # # youku watching the World Cup goal in a red envelope rain # outbreak of small universe! France had to score a goal, France - beyond Argentina again! France said, not to eat chicken tonight, tonight to eat pampas eagle! < br > tRrnDAtI]
优酷:
阿根廷法国 #上优酷看世界杯# #世界杯进球红包雨#雄鸡高鸣!帕瓦尔射门将比分扳平,法国-阿根廷!比赛又回到同一起跑线,剧情此起彼伏简直让人喘不过气!tRrnglEt
[Argentina, France on # # # youku watching the World Cup goal in a red envelope rain # hooted the rooster! Pawar shot equalised, France - Argentina! Match back to the same starting line, with plot can let a person breath! tRrnglEt]
优酷:
梅西 微笑 #上优酷看世界杯#今晚梅西带领阿根廷对战法国,发型清爽,开场嘴角露出微笑,截至目前阿根廷已经射进球,期待梅西能带领阿根廷挺进强!
tRrngtq
[Messi smile # # youku to see the World Cup on Lionel messi led Argentina tonight against France, hairstyle and relaxed, opening her mouth smile, Argentina has picked up so far, Lionel messi is expected to be led Argentina into strong! < br > tRrngtq]
但斌:
法国队这个球进的精彩![赞]
[France the ball into the wonderful! [who]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷:
阿根廷法国 梅尔卡多 进球 #上优酷看世界杯##世界杯进球红包雨#阿根廷反超!梅尔卡多射门,洛里斯反应不及,皮球应声入网!-逆势领先法国!今晚阿根廷要是能吃鸡,请给梅尔卡多加鸡腿!tRrnrjew
[Argentina mercado scored in # # # youku watching the World Cup goal in a red envelope rain # Argentina ahead! Mercado, los rees reaction, the ball! - the contrarian leading French! Argentina tonight if I can eat chicken, merka, please add chicken legs! tRrnrjew]
新浪新闻客户端:
梅尔卡多折射破门!阿根廷-反超!!
[Mercado refraction break! Argentina - back!!!!!]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小野妹子学吐槽:
#世界杯吐槽大会# 阿根廷梅尔卡多应该就是当年的赵本山:“我当时也不知道咋回事,就妹躲开,然后就看球就进了,然后就好几个人上来搂我。”
[Poking fun at the conference # # World Cup Argentina mercado should was zhao ben shan I dont know what happened at that time, younger sister away, and then the ball into, and then several people come up to hug me. ]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌:
摘自金牛奖中国证券报报道内容,[哈哈][笑cry]“但斌:爱茅台,也爱金牛!”这张照片好,不常笑的我,笑的灿烂![笑cry]
[Jinniu award from the China securities journal reported content, [ha ha] [laugh cry] but wb maotai, love also love the Taurus! This photo is good, I dont often smile, smile of brilliant! [laughing cry]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人