回忆专用小马甲：
图～，如果你能瘦很多很多，但只能选一种连吃几个月，你选几？
[Figure ~, if you can thin many, many, but can only choose a kind of even several months, you choose a few? ]
《愿无岁月可回头》
周冬雨：
苦涩的姐姐 哭喊着完成了她的第一次密室逃脱 喜庆的妹妹 留下了合影 谢谢你 谢谢这位女士带给我的欢乐 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 她说：妹妹 姐姐此生只能陪你玩这一次了 … 妹妹真的 太感动了
[Bitter sister Cried completed her chamber of escape for the first time Festive sister Left photo Thank you for your Thanks for the lady bring me joy ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha She said sister, Sister, this life can only play with you this time... Sister really so touched]
dongyustudio@
人民日报：
【爸爸将孩子送错幼儿园 接到民警电话还以为是诈骗[允悲]】近日，太原一所幼儿园报案称，突然多出一名孩子。民警到场确认是家长送错了。心急的民警直接用私人手机打给孩子父亲，对方竟以为是诈骗电话。原来，孩子一直由妈妈送学的，爸爸第一次“顶班”，听了个大概地址就送错了。tRuXsYg
[【 father send a child to the kindergarten to get a phone call from the police thought it was wrong fraud [allow sad]] recently, taiyuan a kindergarten reported, suddenly out of a child. Police confirmed as parents to send the wrong. Impatient of civilian police call father directly with private mobile phone, believe that is a fraud phone. It turns out that children have been sent by mother, father at for the first time, listen to a probably sent the wrong address. tRuXsYg]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
娱乐揭秘蜀黍：
罗志祥 婚房
罗志祥砸下万买豪宅做婚房，婚期定在月日周扬青生日当天结婚，与女友牵手年罗周二人终要步入婚姻殿堂！[心][心]
[Show their < br > show down than do their buying homes, the wedding is scheduled for June Zhou Yangqing on the day of the wedding, birthday and his girlfriend hand in ROM on Tuesday end to marriage! [heart] [heart]]
英国报姐：
给大家介绍一个最近很火的双人组合——小蛛配奇
[To introduce a duo recently very fire -- small spider]
国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界
思想聚焦：
B 站有哪些可以直接观看的优质纪录片？
[B stand what can directly watch quality documentary? ]
QQ 投稿邮箱：@qq
LEO它爹：
怎么会爱上了它
还不是因为它眼瞎
好好个小猫咋说撇就撇了？
以后你就归我了
谁都不给啊！
希望你健康长大！……预备唱！
[How can fall in love with it < br > because blind < br > it is not a kitten zha say leave left? < br > later you belong to me < br > who will not give! < br > I hope you grow up healthy! ...... Ready to sing! ]
两对老夫少妻的逗比日常……
北京人不知道的北京事儿：
这个岁小男孩的脾气之暴躁恐怕很少见了，却被育儿师一招制服，建议“熊孩子”的家长们都看看吧。。。转给更多人[摊手]tRuWlcbJ
[The little boy at the age of the grumpy is rare, Im afraid, are parenting division a recruit uniform, it is suggested that bear children, the parents and have a look... To more people [stand hand] tRuWlcbJ]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
反裤衩阵地：
跟我爸妈吃饭，狗特别闹腾，扒拉个不停。
我吼了一下狗：别闹了！让外公外婆好好吃顿饭！
我爸一听，立马放了筷子，问我：为什么你是它们的妈妈？
我妈一听，也立马放了筷子，问我：那它们的爸爸是谁？
我整个心慌，说：一人分饰两角！又当爹又当妈！今天是妈妈，明天是爸爸！😳
[With my parents to have a meal, the dog special escapades, bala. < br > I yelled at the dog cut it out! Let the grandparents delicious meal! < br > my dad a listen to, immediately put the chopsticks, asked me why you are their mother? < br > my mom a listen to, also immediately put the chopsticks, ask me who is that their father? < br > the flustered, I say one act the role of the two Angle! And when dad and mom! Today is mother, tomorrow is a father! 😳 ]
Dolce far niente
陈数：
“无论你遇见谁，他都是你生命里该出现的人，都有原因，都有使命，绝非偶然，他一定会教会你一些什么”。
喜欢你的人给了你温暖和勇气；你喜欢的人让你学会了爱和自持；你不喜欢的人教会了你宽容和尊重；不喜欢你的人让你知道了自省和成长。没有人是无缘无故出现在你生命里的，每一个人的出现都是缘份
[No matter who you meet, he is the person who should appear in your life, there are reasons, has a mission, and is not an accident, he will teach you some what. < br > like you give you warm and courage; The one you like to let you learn to love and self sustaining; You dont like to teach you tolerance and respect; Dont like you to let you know the introspection and growth. No man is in your life, for no apparent reason the appearance of each and every one is the fate]
演绎她人，记住自己，我是陈数
当时我就震惊了：
是这个道理啊[允悲]
[Is this truth [allow sad]]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
韩国me2day：
【Dispatch独家】[朴振荣参加救援派传道现场公开]日,D社公开了#朴振荣#参加救援派的现场照与视频.据悉,基督教福音浸礼又名救援派,强调个人救援体验.同时年月日的世越号事件中,客轮所属清海镇海运大股东天海地公司代表卞基春(音)在场,图片中#裴勇俊#也在场.此外,朴振荣妻子是世越号所
[[jyp Dispatch sole 】 【 rescue sent to preach the public], # # D club released jyp join the rescue of the scene with video. It is understood that the Christian baptism also known as the Gospel rescue, emphasis on individual rescue experience. At the same time (date) (month) (year), the number of events, liner belongs to clear sea town, sea big shareholders tianhai company representative to BianJiChun (sound) is present, picture # # byj is present. In addition, jyp wife is by the number]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
天天美食推荐：
【啤酒炒鸡】开饭店年的老板娘教我，关键这一步炒的鸡肉，肉不柴不老刚刚好！[二哈]tRuYBAbT
[Fried chicken 】 【 beer run a restaurant, wife of shop-owner teach me key Fried chicken in this step, meat is not wood is not old just right! [two ha] tRuYBAbT]
新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法，尝尽世界美味，感受舌尖上的中国！商务洽谈QQ：
头条新闻：
#视野#【两名岁女孩网聊年，首次见面激动流泪：认识你真好[心]】美国两名岁女孩通过脸书网聊已经年，每天都会聊天，但从未见过面。双方父母是好朋友，两家人距离小时的车程。近日，她们终于见面了，纯真的友谊感动了不少网友。tRulVa
[View # # 【 two years old girl in network chat, meet for the first time excited tears its good to meet you [heart]] through Americas two year old girl had face (chat, every day to chat, but have never met. Both parents are good friends, two families from hours car ride. Recently, they finally met, pure friendship moved many people. tRulVa]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
德卡先生的信箱：
“奶奶家的香椿熟了
爸爸和爷爷一起去摘香椿
奶奶坐在小院里摘菜
妈妈在屋子里擀饺子皮
我坐在一旁吃着西瓜和枇杷
清晨的阳光和凉爽的风
好像一下子把我带回到小时候”
[Grandmas cedar ripe < br > father grandma and grandpa go to pick a cedar < br > < br > mother sitting in a small yard to pick a food in rolling the wrappers in the house < br > I sit to eat watermelon and loquat < br > the morning sun and cool wind < br > suddenly brought me back to the childhood]
𐂂：寄存你想说的话／私信投递 · 参考置顶／禁二改禁商用 请尊重每一位作者和每一篇原创投稿 尊重这个平台
大连老湿王博文：
五月四日晚十九点三十更新视频
[May the fourth points update video later]
商务合作：wbwwork@
一起神回复：
珍惜身边的保洁阿姨和保安大叔，他们可能比我有钱多了[跪了][跪了]
[Cherish side of uncle aunt cleaning and security, they may be a lot more than I have money] [kneeling] [kneeling]
这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。
神回复吐槽帝：
五月好运，[心]转走点赞心里期待的事都会实现～[ok]
[May good luck, [heart] transferred something in praise of the in the mind looking forward to will achieve ~ [ok]]
爱吐槽~偶尔神回复~无节操P图~大脑洞段子~一只蛇精病的PO主~！
央视新闻：
【努力工作吧，再上天班又是小长假！[憧憬]】五一小长假结束了，今天的你进入工作模式了吗？是不是心情不太美丽？好消息是，再上天班，就是月-日的端午小长假了。今天起，努力工作，然后享受下一个假期吧！ 加油~[可爱]
[Work hard, and then heaven class is small long vacation! [hope]], a long vacation is over, you enter the working mode of today? If the mood is not beautiful? The good news is that god class again, on - is the Dragon Boat Festival small long vacation. Today, work hard, then enjoy the next holiday! Come on ~ [lovely]]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
猫扑：
【男童朝女同学吐口水，老师让名女生排队吐回来，吐完还要鼓掌】近日，河南平顶山，一名男童朝女同学吐口水，于是幼儿园老师让班上名女生排队朝这名男童吐口水。家长得知此事后，反映到教育局，目前该老师已被停职。tRujQvj
[The boy towards the female classmate spit, the teacher let girls line up to spit back, finish vomit even applaud 】 recently, pingdingshan, henan province, a boy in the female classmate spit, and kindergarten teacher let the girl in the class were spitting line toward the boy. After parents that, reflected in the department of education, the teachers have been suspended. tRujQvj]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作-曹先生QQ： ；杨女士QQ：
天津股侠：
美国派来几个老鹰，我方如何应对？
[The United States sent a few eagles, we how to deal with? ]
新浪微博财经类自媒体人，年的股海沧桑,民间职业股票投资人.操作风格<超短线结合波段>微博是个人炒股日志，不做咨询、荐股，跟风者自负盈亏。
噗嗤大叔：
“如何优雅老去？”
“勤力洗洁护理肉身，不烟不酒勿沾毒药，睡眠充足，还有，不可吃饱，常带三分饥。”
“恋爱呢？”
“多享受异性陪伴，勿奢望对方仆心仆命。”
——亦舒《代寻失去时光》
[How elegant old? < br > diligence is wash care flesh, dont smoke not wine dont touch poison, sleep is enough, also, do not eat, hunger used to take three points. < br > < br > love? < br > to enjoy more of the opposite sex company, dont expect each other servant servant life. < br > < br > - yi shu generation for lost time]
合作推广加qq ：（噗嗤大叔商务） 公眾號：朱门大叔 （ID：ouba ）
二逼青年这样过：
转走这个小人，帮你踩碎年所有的不开心！[吃瓜]
[Walk the dog, help you trample ground in all of the unhappy! [eat the melon]]
你快乐吗？不快乐时，看看二逼青年是怎么过的。
冷笑话精选：
非常好玩的“无限翻转”，学会了和孩子一起玩吧[二哈]tRuYDGT
[Very funny flip infinite, learned to play with their children [two ha] tRuYDGT]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
詹姆斯吧官方微博：
骑士通过加时在客场以-战胜猛龙，大比分-领先！詹姆斯分篮板助攻抢断盖帽，拿到季后赛生涯第次三双。汤普森分篮板，JR-史密斯分篮板助攻，格林分篮板助攻，科沃尔分篮板助攻，乐福分篮板助攻，希尔分助攻，克拉克森分篮板助攻，胡德分篮板。
[Knight by overtime on the road - win over Toronto, big score - the lead! James points, rebounds, assists, steals blocks to playoff career for the first time. Thompson points and rebounds, j.r. Smith points and rebounds assists, green points and rebounds assists, warren points and rebounds assists, and hath assists rebounds, hill points assists and rebounds assists, clarkson hood points and rebounds. ]
詹姆斯吧官方微博，每天为您带来骑士球星詹姆斯的资讯
新浪娱乐：
【曝裴勇俊朴振英与世越号背后教会私交密】据D社，JYP社长#朴振英#与世越号沉船背后教会势力私交甚密，早已成为资深传道者，公开其参与救援派传道现场照，而朴一直坚称无宗教信仰。“救援派”被定性为异端教派，被指世越号沉船事件有关，但曾公开表示无关。#裴勇俊#也参加了集会。tRuYQziG
[【 exposed byj JYP and the number behind the church a personal secret 】 according to D club, JYP entertainment President # # # JYP and the sunken ships behind close personal relationship, the power of the church had long been a senior teacher, to open its rescue sent to preach in the scene, and park insisted that no religious beliefs. Rescue is qualitative as heretical sects, is refers to the number, the more the sinking, but has said publicly that have nothing to do. # # byj also attended the meeting. tRuYQziG]
新浪娱乐
克利夫兰骑士：
【骑士客场险胜猛龙，大比分】
东部半决赛第一场，骑士客场通过加时险胜猛龙！
詹姆斯拿到三双，贡献分助攻篮板。
带刀的JR，射进个三分，拿到分！
科沃尔分，格林分
TT分篮板
乐福分篮板
#倾骑所有#
[【 knight away win over the raptors, big 】 < br > eastern semi-finals first, knight away through overtime win over Toronto! < br > James got three pairs, contribution points and assists rebounds. < br > with the sword of JR, scoring three points, to get the points! < br > warren points, green points and rebounds < br > < br > TT le blessing rebounds < br > # # on all]
NBA克利夫兰骑士队唯一官方微博
唐史主任司马迁：
跟踪所谓的大V，不要在涨得时候去看，因为涨的时候，都在吹牛逼，你也分不清哪个是真的哪个是假的。
你要等跌得多了，而且是阴跌得所有人都自我怀疑的时候去看。这个时候吹牛逼的货色，都在吹他空仓了，或者吹他有无限子弹，可以一路买买买。稍微有点智商就能辨别出来这些嘴炮。
那么真的天天在看，实
[Tracking the so-called big V, dont go to see when have risen, because inflation, are cool, you also cant distinguish which is really what is false. < br > you wait for the fall, and it is Yin fall to see all of self-doubt. Cool stuff, this time was short positions in blow him, or he has infinite bullets, can buy buy buy all the way. A little IQ can tell the mouth. < br > so really, every day looking at]
别人割肉，我割鸡鸡。 割过鸡鸡，方有奇迹。 空跌控洗，牛股不弃。 要么割鸡，要么暴利。
新垣结衣新闻社：
新垣結衣 Kleenex新CM「新垣先生と園児たち〜鬼ごっこ〜篇」s版公开！[憧憬]
tRuYyVd
[新垣结衣kleenex新广告“新垣老师和小朋友们捉迷藏~篇”s版上映![二]< br > truyyvd]
Gakki fan自留地。 路人勿关注勿评论，KYer拉黑不解释不解封
张清华-价值投资最佳代言：
发布了头条文章：《(三) 盘中小叮咛》 从上周的格力、伊利、到今天的东阿阿胶，财报稍不如市场的意，就是一根跌停向下掼；所以，当月线、季线都向下股价进入中期整理时，仓位一定要控管好，一旦仓位... tRuYdNSq
[Released the headline () the dish in small hands from last weeks gree, yili, to the company today, results slightly less meaning of the market, is a drop stop down whipped; Line during the month, season, therefore, share price down into the middle of finishing line, once positions must be accountable, good positions... tRuYdNSq]
簡單的快樂．就是幸福
中国新闻周刊：
【告诉你一个好消息！再上天班又是小长假[二哈]】五一小长假结束了，今天你回到工作岗位了吗，调整好心情没？告诉你个好消息：再上天班，就迎来端午小长假啦！是不是又有了盼头？今天起，努力工作，然后享受下一个假期吧！加油！[加油]
[【 tell you a good news! Again god class is small long vacation ha] [two] five a small long holiday is over, you have to go back to work today, adjust good intention affection? Tell you a good news god again, just for Dragon Boat Festival small long vacation! And have hope? Today, work hard, then enjoy the next holiday! Come on! [go]]
中国新闻周刊官方微博。定位于信息管家、时事顾问、意见领袖。
人民日报：
【蒜香排骨[馋嘴]】排骨跟蒜蓉在一起真的超级配，越吃越香！转给吃货~（陛下开饭了）
[Chop garlic ribs [available] 】 【 really super match with garlic, the more you have, the more sweet! To version ~ (your dinner)]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
wu2198：
按技术面看,这是很关键的.......回贴更关键！tRuYkqiy
[According to the technical side, it is very critical... Post more to the point! tRuYkqiy]
我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.
侯宁：
上午股市走成这德性，我实在无话可说。我只觉得所住的并非股市间。一亿多亿散户的血，洋溢在我的周围，使我艰于呼吸视听，那里还能有什么言语？长歌当哭，是必须在痛定之后的。而此后几个所谓狗屁文人的阴险的论调，尤使我觉得悲哀。我已经出离愤怒了。我将深味这股市的浓黑的悲凉；以我的最大哀痛显示
[Stocks into this virtue in the morning, I really have nothing to say. I think live is not only between the stock market. The blood of more than one hundred million retail around me, make me difficult to breathe audio-visual, there still can have what words? Must be in pain after sorrow. And since then several so-called nonsense scholars sinister tone, especially makes me feel sad. I have been out of anger. I will be deep taste this stock market by the thick sad; Displayed in my biggest sorrow]
人称＂空军司令＂，财富苍生之醉观者。长篇小说《财富苍生-槐花蛇》作者，侯宁微店httpsd.weidiansingle#main
