呆十三：
我和我正在减肥的朋友一起吃饭[doge]
tRuTmNQK
[My friend and Im on a diet dinner [doge] < br > tRuTmNQK]
原ID@我的朋友是个呆B
田亮：
谁说孩子不能成为我们的老师？森碟对运动的热爱和勇敢都鼓舞着我继续投身运动中，让我找到了初心和再生长的点，你从孩子身上学到了什么？在我的微博下点赞，参与互动，记录亲子运动瞬间，就有机会获得奥运大礼包，更有机会让你和孩子的身影“闪现”在水立方！记得和@活力伊利 一起，#上场像孩子一样#！
[Who said that children cant be our teacher? Sen disc love of sport and has encouraged me to continue playing, let me find a beginners mind and regeneration long point, from your children learn? Under my weibo praise, interactive, record the parent-child movement moment, will have the opportunity to win an Olympic package, have the opportunity to let you and your child shadow in the water cube flash! Remember and @ vitality with yili, # # playing like a child! ]
工作联系——经纪人郝文敬，邮箱：haowenjing@，微博：@文敬郝
央视新闻：
【#直播长江# 一起看水韵江苏[憧憬]】长江进入下游流进江苏段，串联起沿江座城市。在这里，一路奔流到此的江水与众多湖泊河流共同构筑河网密布的地理格局，造就了江南鱼米之乡。江苏境内公里长江干流，货运量占整个长江干线的%。#央视新闻微直播#带你看长江江苏段↓ tRuTmTQ .
[【 # # live Yangtze river watching shui yun jiangsu [hope]], the jiangsu section of the Yangtze river into the downstream flow into the series of the cities along the Yangtze river. Here, running all the way to the river and many lakes and rivers together build networks with geographical landscape, has created the jiangnan land of fish and rice. Miles Yangtze river in jiangsu, freight volume accounts for % of the whole Yangtze river trunk line. # # micro CCTV news broadcast took you see left tRuTmTQ the jiangsu section of the Yangtze river.]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
江宁婆婆：
今天碰到了旅游局的小伙伴，很热情的告诉我，“那个爱情隧道劝退效果好棒啊，以后多拍拍铁路啥的，咱宁的正宗旅游景点就不要拍了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。”
。。。大家哈哈哈笑过之后感觉空气中弥漫着一丝悲凉[跪了][跪了][跪了]
[Friend encountered the tourism bureau today, very enthusiastic told me, the love tunnel stop effect is great, clap railway what more in the future, nings authentic tourist attractions of za dont took ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. < br >... Ha ha ha laugh after feel a trace of sadness filled the air] [kneeling] [kneeling] [kneeling]
婆婆是大家叫的，本人已婚男。 也可关注微信号：jnpopo
韩国me2day：
【联合新闻】CUBE新女团#(G)I-DLE#出道曲
[CUBE joint news 】 【 new convent # (G) I - DLE# debut song < LATATA > and included < MAZE > ShowCase stage takes the lead in public!! Fried choreography is really cool ~ [mad] < br > < LATATA > > tRuToIT < br > < MAZE > > tRuTf]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
思想聚焦：
我是如何在过年胖到+，再瘦回，练出马甲线，养出好气色，好发质的
[How I was at the New Year fat to + and lean back and build ma jia line, keep the good color, good hair]
QQ 投稿邮箱：@qq
德卡先生的信箱：
“一切美好皆不及你 却美好可及 你不可及”
[All good are not as good as you are happy and you reach]
𐂂：寄存你想说的话／私信投递 · 参考置顶／禁二改禁商用 请尊重每一位作者和每一篇原创投稿 尊重这个平台
沈肯尼_London：
还是说一句“五月你好👋！” 五月很重要！大日子一切顺顺利利！来，给我句祝福！[抱抱][抱抱][抱抱]
[还是说一句“五月你好👋！” May is important! The big day all the smooth! So give me words of blessing! [hug] [hug] [hug]]
幸运的普通人，欢迎指教。个人品牌：kenneth-london.taobao 经纪人微信（仅限工作）：shenyulun 邮箱：dear_quintus@foxmail
新浪娱乐：
【周笔畅名誉案一审胜诉】@周笔畅 工作室转发判决书，宣布名誉案一审胜诉，判决书要求被告向周笔畅发布致歉声明，内容须经法院审核，如逾期不执行，则由法院选择一家报纸刊登判决内容，费用由被告负担。年深圳电视台《城市发现》记者陈宏荣发表侵犯周笔畅名誉权的言论，年工作室起诉。
[@, studio, reputation case of first instance is won 】 【 forward judgment, declared honorary case of first instance is won, the judgment for the defendant to the, apologies, contents subject to court approval, if overdue dont perform, choose a newspaper published by the court decision content, expenses shall be borne by the defendant. Television station in shenzhen city found journalists hong-rong Chen infringement, reputation of speech, in the studio. ]
新浪娱乐
六六：
朋友家俩儿子，一个考进耶鲁，一个考进哈佛。耶鲁的进校俩月找到女友，哈佛的进校半年沦陷。都是同班同学。今早听到噩耗伤心不已。原本想为其它朋友的女儿撮合的，真没想到男孩们都这么经受不住诱惑[怒]这些女孩子，考进名校的目的是什么[怒]难道都是去钓金龟婿的吗？一点都不给其它地方的女孩留机会
[Friends two sons, one got into Yale, a got into harvard. Yale school two months to find girlfriend, harvard school half a year have fallen. Are classmates. Heartbroken heard the news this morning. Originally wanted to other friends daughter, broker, I didnt know that the boys are so vulnerable to temptation [anger] these girls, what is the purpose of the school into the [anger] dont are go fishing bloodline? Dont leave the rest of the girl a chance]
工作，采访，书籍版权及电子版权等事宜，请联系经纪人邹先生， Email：t@qq 电话：，多谢！
戚薇：
致#北京女子图鉴# 和我一起哭过的，你！
#idoltube##戚薇第三人称#
第三人称 MV
她想知道那是谁
为何总沉默寡言
人群中也算抢眼
抢眼的孤独难免
快乐当然有一点
不过寂寞更强烈
难过时候不流泪
流泪也不算伤悲
天真以为是她的独特品味
殊不知是她
难以言喻的对决
子母画面分割上演 谍对谍
而谁是
[# # to Beijing womens map and I cried together, you! < br > # # # idoltube# stephy third person < br > the third person MV < br > < br > she wants to know who is that why always reticent < br > < br > < br > the crowd also calculate grab an eye < br > the hard to avoid loneliness that grabs an eye < br > < br > happy, of course, there is a little lonely < br > but more intense < br > < br > when sad, no tears < br > is not sad tears, < br > < br > naive thought it was her unique sense < br > < br > but is her unspeakable showdown < br > lash image segmentation on a spy to spy < br > and who is]
哥相关所有：经纪事务，演出活动，戏剧接洽，商务交流。。。请联络：mikizhangyi@
范范范瑋琪：
很受用的書～
自我價值的肯定 需要用智慧去探索 去建立 而非活在他人的評價和眼光裡，恰如其分的 自在而善良的自尊 願我們每個人都不失去。
[Very useful book ~ < br > the affirmation of the self value Need to use wisdom to explore to set up rather than live in the evaluation and in the eyes of others, fitting comfortable and good self-esteem Let each of us is not lost. ]
經紀事務請聯繫： Kathy 孫嘉戎小姐》kathysun.tw@yahoo.tw 阿偉 呂偉欽先生》alsawei@outlook
曹山石：
明天复牌的天业股份，亿的市值，还有个多亿的融资盘，在今天上证e互动说明会上，没有回答中小股东的提问。中小股东群体发了十几封维权邮件和私信过来。将股东代表集纳的问题原文呈现，希望中证中小投资者服务中心关注处理。
[Tomorrow, the day of the resumption of shares, value, and more than a financing offer, in todays Shanghai e interactive conference, did not answer questions of small and medium shareholders. Groups sent a dozen small and medium shareholders rights protection email and direct messages. The shareholder representative market offer the original problem, hope to small and medium-sized investors service center has focused on processing. ]
微信认证公众号：山石观市
回忆专用小马甲：
生气！吃的比我精致就算了，穿的还比我优雅……
tRuTgw
[Angry! Eat than I calculate, nice wear also elegant than me... < br > tRuTgw]
《愿无岁月可回头》
国民老岳父公：
小腚：朕记住你了。 tRuTdCm
[MAO I remember you. tRuTdCm]
微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq
头条新闻：
【总觉得孩子精力旺盛 真相：孩子的抗疲劳能力堪比铁人三项选手[摊手]】近日，欧洲研究人员发现，孩子的抗疲劳能力堪比铁人三项选手。更“可怕”的是，他们恢复体力的速度比专业运动员还要快。研究表示，孩子们更多动用有氧新陈代谢，因此在高强度运动中不容易感到疲劳。tRuTOeV
[[the truth always feel energetic child the childs ability to resist fatigue as a triathlete [stand hand]] recently, European researchers found that childrens ability to resist fatigue as a triathlete. More terrifying, they recover faster than professional athletes. Research, said the children more use of aerobic metabolism, therefore not easy to feel tired in the high intensity exercise. tRuTOeV]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
WNS_WeNeedBTS：
#遇见bts遇见更好的自己##防弹少年团# 【 成员推更新】呐喊-JIN
[# meet better BTS meet your # # # bulletproof youth club members to push update 】 【 scream - JIN]
【-🚗】We Need BTS 原WNS防弹黄暴团
视频之家：
一首旋律超级好听的《when you say nothing at all》，大概是全世界最浪漫的英文歌了！！[心]tRuTunq
[Song melody is super good when you say nothing at all , is probably the worlds most romantic English song!! [heart] tRuTunq]
知名搞笑幽默博主。商务洽谈QQ：
全球奇闻趣事：
别让任何人打乱你的人生节奏，余生漫长，莫要慌张。很有道理，值得一看！ tRuTEyy
[Dont let anyone disturb your pace of life, the rest of my life is long, dont panic. A lot of sense, it is worth a look! tRuTEyy]
每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，如果您身边发生或者网络看到新鲜事，欢迎私信投稿，录用必@
黄一琳：
祝自己生日快乐吧！🎂
[Happy birthday to myself! 🎂 ]
工作事宜请联系经理人李小姐@qq. 金牛女臭美爱睡觉~请大家多多关照咯~
马伯庸：
马小烦今天在高速一路上絮絮叨叨，不停地讲话，我俩烦不胜烦。不过很快我们开始互相安慰：“现在他还肯理我们，肯和爸爸妈妈说话。再过十年，他只会带着一脸青春痘躺在后排手里捧着手机，爸妈反复问上几次才会回一声不耐烦的嗯”。
[Horse small bored today pour out all the way at high speed, kept talking, we point of pest. But we soon began to comfort each other, he also Ken talked to us now, will talk to mom and dad. Another ten years, he will only take a face of acne with mobile phone in his hand, lying in the back, my parents would repeatedly asked a few times before back to the impatient well. ]
朴实刚健，情绪多变，事少食烦，低调爱现。
Houson猴姆：
【猴姆独家】百看不厌！漫威最佳口碑力作《黑豹》片尾字幕大首播！这次的片尾字幕依然由Perception公司制作，漫威电影宇宙作品在片尾已经形成了高度统一性风格，用动画的形式去呈现主要演职人员，但具体形态和表现内容又各有特点。《黑豹》用的是振金沙雕形式来完成片尾动画，也突显了瓦坎达与其他影片
[The monkeys sole 】! Diffuse wei best masterpiece of word of mouth panther credits on the premiere! The credits are still made by Perception company, diffuse wei films has been formed in the universe works at the end of the style, in the form of animation to display the main actors, but the specific form and in content and have their own characteristics. The panther using vibration form to complete the end animation, gold sand also highlights the tile candy and other films]
这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！
Eleven11dream：
好妈妈牌“天鹅船”出发，超载只宝宝全速前进，来不及解释了，快上船[doge] tRuIUoB
[Good mother ship swan, overload baby full speed ahead, only too late to explain, fast aboard doge tRuIUoB]
艺术+
冷笑话精选：
慎点！「秒恐怖短片合集」短短秒就能让你起一身鸡皮疙瘩[跪了]tRuTuWZQ
[Caveat emptor! Horror film second collection in a matter of seconds can make you up a goose bumps] [kneeling tRuTuWZQ]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
澎湃新闻：
【著名演员王丹凤今天凌晨逝世，享年岁】著名演员王丹凤于今天（月日）凌晨四时许在华东医院过世，享年岁。王丹凤是年新中国首次推出的“二十二大影星”之一，被誉为“小周璇”，代表作《家》《海魂》《女理发师》《桃花扇》《护士日记》等，也是经典儿歌《小燕子》的演唱者。曾被评为上海市
[The famous actor danfeng wang this morning died at age 】 the famous actor danfeng wang today (June ) hui at four in the morning in the east China hospital died, at the age of years old. Danfeng wang is one of the new China for the first time big star, has been hailed as a little romance, masterpiece , sea spirit Sweeney Todd the demon barber of female the peach blossom fan nurses diary, etc., is a classic childrens song swallow the singer. Has been rated as Shanghai]
有内涵的时政新媒体
噗嗤大叔：
主人去世，忠犬随之一夜消失，年后真相大白：“我愿一生孤独，唯有爱你如初” [心]
[Master died, the faithful dog then vanish overnight, years later, the truth I wish life lonely, only love you the same [heart]]
合作推广加qq ：（噗嗤大叔商务） 公眾號：朱门大叔 （ID：ouba ）
神奇的吐槽君：
“已经怀孕快四个月，我真的不喜欢小孩，怎么样自然流产？”
[Has been pregnant for almost four months, I really dont like children, spontaneous abortion? ]
北美吐槽君官方国内分站，欢迎私信吐槽。公众号：crazytucao【商务合作请联系：ad@beimeitucaojun】
作手朱玄：
#今日看盘##投资达人说#现代战争tRuTmYhT（下载App->tRnlXNsd）
[Disk # # # today said investment talent # tRuTmYhT modern warfare (download App - > tRnlXNsd)]
万物皆近道
人民网：
【黄山绝壁的放绳工：悬崖上徒手捡垃圾 一草一木闭着眼都认识】一根绳子、一个人，徒手走下悬崖，捡拾清理垃圾。这就是黄山“放绳工” —-陈国伟每天的工作内容。作为风景区的一个特殊工种，他最大的愿望就是保护好黄山的环境，把家乡美丽的黄山打扫得更干净。@新京报我们视频 tRuXCJsd
[The huangshan mountain cliffs give line workers the cliff unarmed picking up litter blindingly obvious know 】 every inch a rope, a person, with his bare hands down the cliff, collecting and clearing up the rubbish. This is give line workers - huangshan jack tchen were its creators the work content of every day. As a special type of work of scenic spot, his biggest wish is to protect the environment of huangshan, the beautiful hometown of huangshan clean the more clean. @ Beijing news we video tRuXCJsd]
报道全球 传播中国
bearsun：
要和这个（收快递的）地方说byebye咯，新办公室没有装修好的话，不如放暑假好了（我心里这么想着）。。。搬家好烦好烦好烦啊，不过以后你们再也找不到我啦，白阿孙更添一份神秘色彩[困]
[With this (charge Courier) place say byebye, new office did not decorate good, summer vacation is better than good, my in the mind think so)... Move good vexed good vexed good vexed, but later you cant find me, white, more add a mysterious sun trap []]
永远爱你，MOMO！❤️
张雪峰老师：
#张老师课堂# 在巴塞罗那阳光明媚的大街上，为啥只有我一个人穿着大裤衩子[二哈][二哈][二哈][二哈][二哈]
[# # teacher zhang class in Barcelona sunny street, why only I a person wearing boxer shortstwo ha ha] [two [two ha] [two ha] [two ha]]
米兰的球迷，北京志翔教育科技有限公司首席人生规划师。and,所谓的网红！
iPanda熊猫频道：
#iPanda爱熊猫#新鲜出炉的“钓猫”大片来了[鼓掌][鼓掌][鼓掌]！看“奇一”“梅兰”“星辉”“毛桃”表现的如何啊[太开心] tRuTnd
[# # iPanda love panda freshly fishing cat blockbusters coming [applause.] [applause.] [applause.]! See a and meilan splendor wild peach performance of how [quite happy] tRuTnd]
自助认领云养国宝，吸最高级的猫，让别人无猫可吸~
板房蒋阿姨：
【看到准备离婚的那位，我想回复一下若发出来请打码：
我是岁离的，孩子判给了我，房子给了他（他付孩子学费到高中毕业我承担生活费，孩子寄宿制学校）。
我们是单位领导介绍的，那时他是个职员，提干后应酬多了，外面就有人了。妻子永远是最后知道的，还是他带孩子去玩孩子回来学舌说：就有一个阿姨
[[see the ready to divorce, Id like to, please reply and if they give code < br > I am from the age of, the child to me, the house gave him (he pay child tuition to graduate from high school I bear the cost of living, children to boarding schools). < br > we are introducing the leadership of the unit, when he was a staff, which is much more after the dinner party, someone outside. His wife is always the last to know, and he took the child to play back parroting said there is an aunt]
别怕，有阿姨呢~！
我们爱讲冷笑话：
那些看上去很酷的人，其实是这样的……
[Those who look cool, it is such a... ]
笑话竟有冷热之分，究竟是谁不懂幽默。。爱生活，爱冷兔！！！（如果相关微博系谁原创 请及时联系冷兔）
