我还是希望暴富[doge]
[I still hope to get rich [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新沐sunshine：[允悲]🙃
[[允悲]🙃]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
新沐sunshine：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
新浪汽车：#交通万象#【活久见！男子飞身扑警车碰瓷】日前，陕西渭南一警车停在十字路口礼让行人时，一男子突然加速扑向警车并挥拳猛砸挡风玻璃，还一口咬定警车将他撞到。随后男子家人出面阻挠民警。经查该男饮酒过量。最终因涉嫌寻衅滋事被警方行拘。tREMfsEG
[# # transport phenomena (see live long! Man flung himself on the police car racketeer], weinan in shaanxi province when a police car pulled up at the crossroads comity pedestrian, a man suddenly accelerated pouncing on a police car and his fierce hit at the windshield, also asserted that a police car hit him. Then man family to obstruct police. As the men drink too much. Finally line police arrested on suspicion of troublemakers. tREMfsEG]
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优酷：好奇心和想象力是人类对抗机器人和人工智能的武器？涨姿势了~“亚洲蹲”竟是因为使用蹲厕？[并不简单]开发人体潜能微生物是很好的切入点？小群体有大作用厉害了我的菌！[赞]#你说的都对#佛系也行兄输出爆炸首次封神！[鼓掌]
tREXUE
[Curiosity and imagination are human weapon against the robotics and artificial intelligence? Higher position ~ squat Asia is because using a squat toilet? [] are not simple microorganism is a good starting point to develop a human potential? Small groups have a greater role in severe my bacteria! [who] # # you said all right first god Buddha is also brother output explosion! [applause.] < br > tREXUE]
优酷：#欢乐喜剧人#今晚迎来史上最强PK[笑而不语]德云社颜值担当@小辫儿张云雷 @杨九郎L ；大碗三少@卜钰不是圆脸 @何欢不瘦 @许君聪 两组喜剧人前来踢馆！[馋嘴]三连冠@贾冰先生 遭遇创作困境能否再突破？接连第二的“辽艺”能否有所突破？双胞胎@郭阳郭亮 如何应对重重强敌？…今晚，喜剧队伍狭路相逢，你...全文： m.weibo
[Man # # joy comedy tonight is the strongest in the history of PK [smiling without a word] Devon community level in appearance as @ dreadlocks Zhang Yunlei @ Yang Jiulang L; Bowl three @ BuYu not less round face @ you not thin @ Xu Juncong comedy two groups to play house! Mr [available] three-peat @ Jia Bing could create difficulties encountered breakthrough again? After the second liao yi whether a breakthrough? Twins @ jackieguo guoliang how to cope with heavy Nemesis? ... Tonight, comedy team matches, you... The full text m. eibo]
蔡依林：大概 丟了 三萬次
[Lost about thirty thousand times]
但斌：深圳天气不好，航班取消，改签了一班飞机，希望哪怕再晚，能飞回深圳就行，明天还有好多工作和事情。作为空中飞人，感觉从去年开始到现在，航班非常准时，很少出现今天这种情况。
[Endorse the shenzhen the weather is bad, the flight was cancelled flight, hope to night, even if they can fly back to shenzhen, tomorrow still have a lot of work and things. As a frequent flyers, the feeling from last year to now, the flight are very punctual, rarely appear this kind of situation today. ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑死了！
二哈：这是怎么肥四？？？[二哈] tREOAeTc
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha smile dead! < br > ha what is this four fat??? [two ha] tREOAeTc]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
微博搞笑排行榜：万评论了。今晚男女互换[doge]
[Thousands of comments. Men and women swap [doge] tonight]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
优酷：#优酷最强大脑#自带表情包配置，@蒋大哥 可以说是行走的表情包了！诶诶诶，@鲍橒BaoYun鲍云 怎么也进军“表情包圈”了？哈哈哈~ 让人笑到完全停不下来！[哈哈] #最强大脑#@闲人王昱珩 @最强大脑薛飞 @最强大脑梁紫晨
[# # youku strongest brain bring expression package configuration, @ Jiang Dage Walking is the expression of package! Aye aye aye, @ bao 橒 BaoYun BaoYun How also to enter the expression package circle? Ha ha ha ~ let people laugh to completely stop! (ha ha) # # @ the idle brain strongest Wang Yuhang @ strongest brain xue @ the strongest Liang Zichen brain]
但斌：发表了博文《转载：如何看现在的白酒板块？》如何看现在的白酒板块？近期白酒板块震荡调整，市场充斥着各种信息，导致大家担忧比较多，近期我们集中走访调研了节后的市场信息，结合之前我们对行业趋势的系统认识，谈tREOzdgQ
[Published the post reprinted how to watch liquor plate now? How to watch liquor plate now? Recent liquor plate shock adjustments, the market is filled with all kinds of information, cause you worry more, recently we focused on holiday visiting research of market information, combined with before we system understanding of industry trends, tREOzdgQ talk]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新沐sunshine：分享自人民日报：今天，与您相会中华腾飞世界时tRECKA
[Share since the Peoples Daily today, meet tRECKA China into the world with you]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
优酷：#电视剧烈火如歌# 迪丽热巴的眉毛就是行走江湖的标配啊，侠女如歌，剑眉星目，又飒又英气@Dear-迪丽热巴 [憧憬]
[# # series fire song Dillon heat the eyebrows is the standard walk rivers lake, xia female such as song, knife-shaped eyebrows star, sayin and heroic spirit @ Dear - Dillon hot ba [hope]]
但斌：发表了博文《转载：Dalio和中国杠杆往事》Dalio和中国杠杆往事原创--戴老板饭统戴老板有趣且深度的硬核财经投资观澜-No.Dalio和中国杠杆往事作者：戴老板数据支持：远川研究tREOhvBz
[Published a blog post reprinted Dalio and leverage the past in China Dalio and leverage the past original, China - the depth of interesting and wear the boss for the boss hardcore financial investment mission hills - No. Dalio and leverage the past Chinese author wear the boss data support, far tREOhvBz sichuan research]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：#优酷最强大脑#金句不断！“赢了一起狂，输了一起扛”，被@最强大脑-云之队 的团魂感动到泪崩！[悲伤]以下九条金句，看看哪条最戳中你？[嘻嘻] #最强大脑# @最强大脑张梦南 @鲍橒BaoYun鲍云 @最强大脑王峰 @最强大脑曾新异 @罗振宇
[# # youku strongest brain gold constantly! Win together, lose together carry, be strongest @ the brain - the cloud team spirit regiment was moved to tears fall! [sad] the following nine gold, take a look at what the stamp in you? [xi xi] brain Zhang Mengna strongest strongest brain # @ # @ bao 橒 BaoYun BaoYun strongest brain Mr Wang @ @ the brain had strongest extraneous @ Luo Zhenyu]
南方都市报：【岁娃连续输错密码，iPhone提示年后再试一次[衰]】上海嘉定，陆女士称两岁半的儿子在玩手机时，因连续输错解锁密码，手机竟提示“请分钟（约等于.年）后再试一次”。陆女士称，手机里有重要资料，不想刷机，但也不可能等多年，难道要告诉孙子这是你爸爸惹的祸？[笑cry]梨视频...全文： m.weibo
[Age [Eva mistyped your password in a row, the iPhone tips later try again [failure]] Shanghai jiading, says ms lu two and a half years old son play in the phone, due to the continuous mistyped unlock password, phone prompt minutes () is equal to about. Please try again after a . Ms lu said that the phone has important information, dont want to flash, but could not wait for many years, dont want to tell the grandson of this is your father? [laughing cry] pear video... The full text m. eibo]
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一只不会说话的蘑菇：分享图片 tzRyMZy
[Share photos tzRyMZy]
外向的孤独患者 有何不可 😶
优酷：为什么人会喜欢怀旧？马爷说，因为曾经简单。如今的人复杂到什么程度呢，俩人看上去很好，出门就能相互使绊子，让人心累。怀旧，有时候并非以前比现在更好，而是怀念那些逝去的简单生活#窦文涛圆桌派#
tREoq
[Why do people like nostalgia? Ma ye said, because once simple. Todays complex to what degree, they look very good, go out to each other make discovery ambushes, let the heart tired. Nostalgia, sometimes is not better than now before, but I miss the past simple life # # holding sent round table < br > tREoq]
汽车之家：#家家长测##金牛座#【务实的家务车 福特金牛座.T长测总结】转眼间，这台.T顶配的金牛座已经来到编辑部整一年了，春节过后便结束了它的测试使命。如果让我给金牛座这台车打个分的话，满分我会给到分。车无完车的道理大家都懂，总的来说作为一台家用车它非常称职，能够照顾到每位家庭成员的坐车...全文： m.weibo
[# home parents measuring # # # Taurus [long practical domestic car ford Taurus. T test summary 】, in a twinkling of an eye it. T hat with Taurus is coming to the newsroom for a year, after the Spring Festival ended its test mission. If I had to give the car a Taurus points out I will give to the point. Car without the truth everyone understand, generally as a family car it is very good, can take care of each member of the family car... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪汽车：#微博交通台#【玛莎拉蒂撞车后要求对方不报警 随后开车溜了】杭州的祝先生开车被一辆玛莎拉蒂追尾，对方表示喝了酒了，要祝先生别报警，一切都好说。结果对方转身回了驾驶室，一踩油门跑了，还把祝先生拖了十几米远。[衰]tREMLbL
[# # weibo communication radio the maserati crash and asked each other dont alarm then slipped driving 】 in hangzhou wish Mr Driving was a maserati crash, the other party said to drink wine, dont call the police, to wish Mr Everything to say. Results each other turned back to the cabin, a run on the accelerator, also wish Mr Dragged on for more than ten meters. [failure] tREMLbL]
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优酷：#优酷最强大脑#确认过眼神，我没找准人！[哈哈] @鲍橒BaoYun鲍云 @最强大脑梁紫晨 击掌的方式认真的吗？[哈哈] 优酷君已成功被背景音乐洗脑~ [doge] #最强大脑#tREBIoq
[# # youku strongest brain confirmed that look, I didnt find out! (ha ha) @ bao 橒 BaoYun BaoYun @ the way of most brain Liang Zichen hand-clapping serious? (ha ha) youku jun was successfully brainwashed background music ~ [doge] # # tREBIoq strongest brain]
平安北京：【孕妇乘火车过安检 肚子里传来狗叫声...[衰]】月日，广元剑门关火车站，一名年轻孕妇过安检时，神色慌张，引起民警注意。奇怪的是，女子腹部明显偏大而且还会动，很快肚子里竟传来狗叫声！原来，女子想借孕妇身份，将宠物狗藏在衣服里蒙混进站上车，最终被民警和安检人员发现制止。...全文： m.weibo
[The pregnant women to take the train past security belly dog barked... [failure]] month day, guangyuan sword door closed railway station, a young pregnant women through security, stunned, police attention. Strangely, womens abdomen slants apparently big but will also move, belly was the dog barked soon! It turns out that woman want to borrow a pregnant woman identity, to pet the dog hid in clothes get into a railway station or on board a train, was eventually found to stop police and security personnel. ... The full text m. eibo]
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猫扑：台湾一女网友在FB上发图：老公四年前和现在的对比照片。。[允悲] (via一个阿呆仔）
[A female net friend in Taiwan on FB hair figure husband and now photos. Four years ago. [allow sad] (via a foolish boy)]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
优酷：#优酷最强大脑#@最强大脑孙勇 八门考试“撞期”备战时间，分秒必争准备迎接挑战！“台上有多风光，台下就有多刻苦”，简直是现实版欲戴王冠，必承其重啊啊啊~ [抱抱] #最强大脑#
tREFG
[# youku strongest brain # @ the strongest Sun Yong brain Variety bump period for examination time, every minute counts ready to meet the challenge! How scenery stage, the audience is hard, it is to wear a crown, reality version shall bear the heavy ahhh ~ [hug] # # the strongest brain < br > tREFG]
优酷：#电视剧烈火如歌# 听说有人欺负如歌@Dear-迪丽热巴 ？？？老虎不发威你当我们“庄宠”女孩是吃素的呢，搬好小板凳，拿好小零食，摇旗呐喊的时间到了，来看歌式耳光，开心一下tRExalbp
[# # series fire song heard someone bullied like song @ Dear - Dillon hot??????? Tiger you when we dont atone ZhuangChong the girl is a vegetarian, moving small wooden bench, take small snacks, its time to flag-waving, song type a slap in the face, happy tRExalbp]
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汽车之家：#家家试驾##野马 斯派卡#【主要凸显性价比 试驾野马座MPV斯派卡】 川汽野马推出了它旗下的首款座MPV车型——斯派卡，这款车具有mm的轴距，采用++的座椅布局形式，与当下不少第三排空间捉襟见肘的MPV相比，它的车内空间相当实用。这款车目前的预售价格区间为.万-.万，将于月日正式上...全文： m.weibo
[# every test # # mustang sent card # 【 highlight cost-effective test drive wild mountain MPV sent card 】 sichuan steam mustang launched its first MPV models - sent CARDS, the car has the mm wheelbase, using + + seat layout form, and present a lot of the third row space stretched MPV, compared to its interior space is quite practical. The open to booking a price range for this car. M -., will be officially on February nd... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#汽车图赏# 一张图看懂奥迪A历代车型设计~[赞]
[TuShang # # car A figure understand audi design ~ [like] A successive model]
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优酷：#优酷最强大脑#嘉宾集体挑战数字密码，堪称真人版“说明书”！[赞]@陶晶莹 精准计算获赞“智慧女神”，@罗振宇 借名字“取巧”的方法也是没sei了~ [哈哈] 境界绝对可以算得上出神入化！[二哈] #最强大脑#
tREKIM
[# # youku strongest brain guest collective challenge digital code, is the real version of the manual! [who] @, matilda tao accurate calculation won praise goddess of wisdom, @ Luo Zhenyu borrow name opportunistic approach is also dont have sei ~ (ha ha) state can definitely is magic! Two ha] [strongest brain # # < br > tREKIM]
优酷：“判断一个演员是否是好演员”的标准，竟然如此简单？表演的、唱歌的都算在内！这可有意思了，似乎很有道理的样子😂来#窦文涛圆桌派#听马老爷子怎么说
tREGw
[To judge whether a particular actor is a good actor standards, so simple? Acting, singing are included! 这可有意思了，似乎很有道理的样子😂来#窦文涛圆桌派#听马老爷子怎么说
tREGw ]
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[Distance # TV broadcast in less than an hour old boy #, spicy teacher Lin small Europe will meet with old boy in Australia, @ Ariel Lin Ariel tonight with you wait for # # old boy started tREupf]
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[Mark!!! Hidden Jane must reply @ chua lam @ ointment. @香隐Jane非常感谢蔡生带我们去品尝了这家寿司🍣，真的很荣幸很幸福！ Really very good, the most fresh and sweet, is not red, the entrance of instant. 😋期待盼下一次与蔡生出游[挤眼][鲜花]]
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冷笑话精选：教你怎么做现在最流行的鸡蛋面[并不简单] tREnUx
[Teach you how to do it now one of the most popular egg noodles [] are not simple tREnUx]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
