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思想聚焦：
长大后，才知道《西游记》这一关才是最难过的关！
[When I grow up, just know the story of journey to the west, this is the most sad! ]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ

张杰：
谢谢晨哥送我们的按摩椅，相信替代我的‘按摩师’会很称职的[嘻嘻]@李晨
[Thanks brother morning to send our massage chair, believe I massage alternative (hee hee) @ will be very good]

工作请联络邮箱：jasonstudio@outlook

谷大白话：
《小蜘蛛卢卡斯：北极熊》 tREKOcC
[The little spider Lucas polar bear tREKOcC]

THERES NO『俗』WITHOUT『谷』

李开复：
上个月在牛津大学，有同学们问：“人类有可能创造出一款能恋爱的机器人吗？我是这样回答的…… tRENfw
[At Oxford University last month, have students ask human is likely to create a robot can fall in love? I answer so... tRENfw]

创新工场CEO，媒体联系：press@chuangxin

一筐猪amiu：
昨天李晨的朋友谈了很久分手了因为家里原因
李晨去陪他去了
回来李晨感慨说我们真得感谢你爸妈
我说咋了？
他说当年我爸妈不要彩礼钱所以他们压力还好
他父母一辈子积蓄给他买了个房子
其实当时还有个大房子他爸妈特别想帮我们买
但是已经没那么多钱了所以买了小的
他父母觉得自己特别对不起我俩
然后
[Broke up friends talked for a long time yesterday because home back to accompany him to the regrets that we really have to thank your parents I say zha? he said that my parents dont bride price money so they pressure well his parents for the rest of your life savings to buy him a house in fact at that time, his parents have a big house would especially like to help us buy but dont have so much money and bought a small he parents feel sorry we and then specially]

喜欢和算命的聊天。

人民日报：
【有效减脂！中低强度静音版减脂Hiit】跳Hiit时最怕什么？当然是楼下邻居投诉啊！一组中低强度的Hiit减脂教程↓↓全程都没有跳跃动作，安心减肥。转需！tRESTED
[The effective reduced fat! Mute version of low intensity reduced fat Hiit 】 jump Hiit as the most afraid of? Of course is downstairs neighbor complaints! A group of middle and lower strength Hiit reduced fat tutorial left left no jumps, peace of mind to lose weight. Turn to! tRESTED]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

关晓彤：
今晚又有#电视剧凤囚凰#了[太开心]开心到飞起[耶]
[Tonight again there # series chicken skin burn # [quite happy] happy to fly up [and]]

一个想瘦的吃货加油加油

天天美食推荐：
史上最全的健康果蔬汁搭配大合集，一天一杯，一个月不重样！
[In the history of the most comprehensive health fruit and vegetable juice with big collection, a cup a day, a month do not weigh appearance! ]

新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法，尝尽世界美味，感受舌尖上的中国！商务洽谈QQ：

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
招女子防身术！女孩子出门在外，有必要学几招防身技巧，猛击坏人迅速撤离，一定要保护好自己！转给她～[心]tRENpUd
[Recruit womens self-defense. The girl away from home, it is necessary to learn several recruit self-defense skills, pounding the bad guys leave quickly, must protect yourself! To her ~ tRENpUd [heart]]

直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

英国那些事儿：
全球旅行，精致生活.....为了维持自己“ins网红”的形象，她不仅打了两份工，还欠下了一屁股债……
[Travel around the world, a refined, sophisticated life... In order to maintain their ins web celebrity image, she beat two jobs not only, still owe a debt... ]

一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.

德卡先生的信箱：
“谷村，你有下定决心不过分迷恋某人，并为此而努力的事吗？”
“尽管这样，我还是这般意乱神迷。一旦连续想着她，不由得连内脏功能都好像怪怪的，主要是消化器官和呼吸器官。”

《没有女人的男人们》村上春树
[Gu Village, you have made a decision to not too have a crush on someone, and efforts for this matter? in spite of this, I was so distracted. Once think of her in a row, I even looks strange, viscera function mainly digestive and respiratory organs. no woman men haruki murakami]

𐂂：寄存你想说的话／私信投递 · 参考置顶／对没有礼貌和抄袭的行为忍耐为零

冷笑话精选：
泰国又一创意广告《狗狗VS渣男》！
这狗狗的演技绝对是个王者[doge] tRECYz
[Thailand is a creative advertising the dog vs. cheating philandering man feelings! the dogs acting skill is definitely a king [doge] tRECYz]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

TF家族新生-宋亚轩：
今天是我的十四岁生日，感谢一直为我默默付出的父母、工作人员、老师、粉丝、小伙伴们，没有你们我就没有今天这样温暖的十四岁生日，在新的一年里我会继续努力，不会让你们失望。今天把这首爱的海洋送给喜欢听我唱歌的你们，我会继续唱更多好听的歌，也会更加努力地跳好舞的，希望新的一岁有很多很多新
[Today is my fourteenth birthday, thank you for always I silently to pay for the parents, staff, teachers, fans, friends, without you I dont have such warm fourteen years old birthday today, in the New Year I will continue to work hard, wont let you down. Today to send the first love of the sea to like to listen to me sing to you, I will continue to sing more good songs, also will work harder to good dance, there are a lot of a lot of new hope the New Year]

北京时代峰峻文化艺术发展有限公司签约练习生宋亚轩

韩国me2day：
#防弹少年团# #郑号锡# 试问如此可爱又有趣的厚比谁不喜欢呢~欢迎来到hope world！（cr.Exin K-POP）tREIvj
[# # # # # bulletproof youth club zheng tin have so lovely and interesting thick than who dont like it ~ welcome to hope world! TREIvj (cr. Exin K - POP)]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

央视新闻：
#幸福的奋斗者#【环保斗士喻旗：守好这片山和水】喻旗，“环保部华南督察局的一把尖刀”，他说“跟那些违法企业斗智斗勇，虽然累，但很有意思”。上万家企业督查让他得罪不少人，也受过生命威胁，但他从不放弃真相，“通过我们的努力把污染解决掉，还老百姓一个蓝天碧水，就是我的幸福”。
[# # happiness striver 【, keep good environmental fighter YuQi mountain and water 】 YuQi, environmental protection supervision bureau of south China a sharp knife, he said wrestle with those illegal enterprises, although tired, but very interesting. Thousands of enterprise supervision let him offend many people, also received a threat to life, but he never gave up the truth, through our efforts to solve the pollution, but also people to a blue sky, is my happiness. ]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

扒圈老鬼：
易烊千玺谈后空翻，才知道年还是年，某广告视频是替身做的这个动作，那个时候粉丝以为是千玺做的，然后千玺说行，我也喜欢这个动作，接着就开始练，到三周年就展现出来了。
这是为了粉丝的一个“误认为”，情愿一个高难度动作练很久很久……直到三周年。还有架子鼓，“他从来没有学过打鼓，也算是
[Jackson talk back flip, just know year or years, a video advertising is double do the action, when the fans thought that is made of thousands of seal, then thousand seal said ok, I also like the action, then begin to practice, to the third year they unfold. this is a mistake to fans, rather a difficult for a long time... Until the third anniversary. And drums, he has never learned to play the drums, also be]

混迹传媒圈，喜欢请关注，合作请私信。爆料公号：baquanlaogui 😇

头条新闻：
#全国两会#【全国政协委员、《甄嬛传》导演郑晓龙：演员要以演技为标准只看颜值不如看选美】日，郑晓龙接受记者采访时谈及“小鲜肉”，他说：“关注小鲜肉没什么不可以，但影视作品的审美，不能只审小鲜肉。”最近国产影片口碑票房双丰收，他称之为“好现象”。影视演员，一定要以演技为标准。
[# national annual # 【 the CPPCC national committee, director of Zhen Huan preach xiaolong zheng actors to acting as a standard Only beauty than appearance level 】, xiaolong zheng told reporters when it comes to a little fresh meat, he said, why not focus on small fresh meat, but aesthetics of film and television works, not only on small meat. Recent domestic both word-of-mouth box office film, what he called a good thing. Film and television actor, must be acting as the standard. ]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。

梨视频：
【霸气董小姐！董明珠：建议个税起征点提高到万元，有钱人就该多交税[思考]】继去年在全国两会上表达了“有钱人就该多交税”的观点后，月日下午，全国人大代表，格力电器董事长董明珠再次就此问题发声表态，她建议个税起征点应该由元提高到万元，而这些减少的个税应该由富人来承担。@老板联播
[【 domineering! Miss dong dong mingzhu it is recommended that the income tax threshold raised to ten thousand yuan, the rich should pay higher taxes [thinking]] last year on the national annual expressed the rich should pay higher taxes point of view, after June in the afternoon, the National Peoples Congress, gree electric appliances, chairman of dong mingzhu voice again this issue, she suggested that the threshold should be determined by the yuan to ten thousand yuan, and these reduce tax should be bear by the rich. @ boss broadcast]

［视频报料邮箱］：yishou@pearvideo；［自媒体入驻网址］：pearvideojoin

全球热门视频：
教你自制一个低配版天文望远镜，视觉效果太酷了！[哆啦A梦吃惊]tREpyt
[Teach you a homemade low version of astronomical telescope, visual effect is so cool! [doraemon surprised] tREpyt]

全世界最热门的视频都在这里了，每天获取最新，最热门的视频！快上车，来不及解释了！合作请加QQ：

我的前任是个极品：
#品姐枕聊室#
[Elder sister pillow chat room # #]

我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！

徐汇一只猹：
...........老胡真的...
[...... Khufu really... ]

KinKi Kids本命。生活号。一只想做朝阳群众的徐汇猹界代表。

江宁婆婆：
天气预报说的风雨雷电大降温到现在一个都没来，而且热死人[跪了]。。。
[The weather forecast says the storm of the big thunder cooling to a never came now, and hot dead] [kneeling... ]

婆婆是大家叫的，本人已婚男。也可关注微信号：jnpopo

CNU_blank：
Dutty Vannier Photography
[Dutty Vannier摄影]

优秀视觉艺术图片分享｜中国视觉联盟（cnu.cc）

电视剧烈火如歌：
#电视剧烈火如歌#《烈火如歌》优酷播放量破亿！美人如玉公子无双，燃情江湖待你同闯；叁生何而有幸，亿路有你前行！上@优酷看《烈火如歌》，vip会员每周一及周四点更新集，非会员每天点更新集 @周渝民 @Dear-迪丽热巴 @张彬彬Vin @刘芮麟Wayne @龚蓓苾 @赖艺Leon @代斯daisy @张赫z_ryan
[# # series fire song song fire, such as youku play amount breakthrough! Beauty jade childe one like you, burning into rivers lake to you together; where it had the privilege of raw and road have you! @ youku look at on the fire such as song, once a week and four weeks to update the VIP member, non-members points every day update set @ vic Chou @ Dear - Dillon hot ba @ bin-bin zhang Vin @ Liu Rui Wayne @ Ms. Gong @ Lai Yi Leon @ generation, Daisy @ artist jang hyuk z_ryan]

一起神回复：
最酷的 girl[doge]
[The coolest girl [doge]]

这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。

阿沁嫂-：
我也是重组家庭呀我爸妈虽说不打架我妈也为了我考虑了很久过了年才离婚的我妈还一个人借钱做生意养我还有我外公外婆。而且还是在我爸把家里所有存款全部拿走的情况下。我妈真的是个内心很强的人。
还为了我找一个对家里人都好的继父，小时候多病，没让她少操心。而且以前小时候其实发生了很
[I also am reorganization of the family My parents not to fight My mother also to consider me for a long time over the years to divorce My mother is a person doing business to borrow money to raise me and my grandparents. And in the case of my father took home all deposits. My mom really is a man of great heart. but also to find me a good stepfather for family, sick as a child, dont let her worry less. And when I was a child actually happened very before]

恭喜发财

新京报：
#新京报两会直击# 【朱征夫：收容教育制度违背立法精神】专访全国政协委员，中华全国律师协会副会长，朱征夫律师。本次两会关于对收容教育制度进行合宪性审查的建议。tRELxfi .
[# # Beijing CPPCC hitting Zhu Zhengfu foster education system against legal spirit 】【 interview the CPPCC national committee, vice President of the all-china lawyers association, Zhu Zhengfu lawyer. The two sessions on Suggestions to foster education system of constitutionality review. TRELxfi.]

一份以责任为灵魂的报纸；一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸；一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报，品质源于责任。

走之井二：
别人跟我炫耀她的男朋友时我的反应[二哈]
[When someone with me to show off her boyfriend my reaction ,]

总有一句话是你的故事！

段郎说事：
#郎摘新闻# 【陈宝生：重振师道尊严】教育部部长陈宝生今天在两会“部长通道”表示，全社会要提倡尊师重教，重振师道尊严。一个人，一个家庭，一个社会，一个国家，一个民族，违反了师道，迟早是要受到惩罚的。tRECsP
[# # lang picking news education minister bao-sheng Chen revive the teacher way dignity 】【 bao-sheng Chen today in two sessions, said minister channel the society take advocates attaching importance to revive the teacher way dignity. A person, a household, a society, a nation, a nation, in violation of the teachers principle is to be punished sooner or later. tRECsP]

全国“十大公务人员微博”、“十大政法官员有影响力微博”、南方人物周刊中国魅力官员榜。联系微信：dxy，本微博观点与官方无关。

微天下：
【当厨师改行做画家以后…[跪了][跪了][跪了]】Justin Gaffrey曾是一名厨师，有一天，他突然决定卖掉自己的咖啡馆改行去画画…而后，这些独特又迷人的画作就诞生了…（师傅，你是不是做蛋糕出身的！）
[When cook after switching to the painter...] [kneeling] [kneeling] [kneeling] Justin Gaffrey used to be a cook, one day, he suddenly decided to sell their cafe turned to painting... Then, the unique and charming paintings was born... (teacher, are you making a cake of!) ]

全天候的中国最大原创国际资讯平台，新浪新闻中心出品。提供新闻线索请发私信，或发邮件至microworlds@sina

扒圈哔哔叨：
关晓彤奔跑吧嘉宾奔跑吧成员一同前往维也纳开始新一季的录制，关晓彤作为嘉宾也在其中。可以说很期待了[好喜欢]
[Xiaotong guan run right guest running right member to Vienna to start a new season of recording, xiaotong guan as a guest. Can say very much looking forward to the [like]]

娱乐博主

董路：
贵州快发任意球，斯蒂夫打进，把对手骗了，也把自己主教练骗了——曼萨诺场边正转身沉思，没看见进球，一回头，心想：我是谁？我在哪儿？[允悲] tRENPZ
[Send out a free-kick in guizhou, Steve scored, cheated by his opponent, also fooled his coach - manzano courtside is turned to meditation, did not see the goal, a look back, thinking who am I? Where am I? [allow sad] tRENPZ]

启航足球俱乐部、乐播足球创始人

新浪娱乐：
【韦恩斯坦律师：女星为上位而陪睡不算性侵】#韦恩斯坦性骚扰事件#辩护律师布拉夫曼在日刊出的伦敦《泰晤士报》专访中说：“如果一名女子为了发展事业，而决定和一位好莱坞制片人陪睡，事后觉得被冒犯，那不算性侵。”布拉夫曼为韦恩斯坦辩称，性骚扰行为是好莱坞文化下的产物，“试镜沙发”(casting
[【 weinstein lawyer actress with sleep not abuse for upper 】 # # weinstein sexual harassment lawyer brough, in The Times of London, said in an interview if a woman in order to develop business and decision and a Hollywood producer with sleep, feel offended, that doesnt count of sexual abuse. Brough as weinstein argues that the sexual harassment behavior is a product of Hollywood culture, sofa audition (casting]