外表和内心严重不符的人，是怎样的 ___________________________
[Appearance and inner serious person, what is ___________________________]
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天猫：#.女王节#我的女子力颜色竟然是蓝色的，据说这个颜色的人能透知周围人的小秘密！敢不敢一起来测测你的女子力专属颜色？通过这份色彩密码解读,帮你学会以有‘色’眼睛洞察人心。转发留言此条微博还有机会赢取女王节神秘大礼。 tREKvhI
[# #. The lady I womens color is blue, it is said that the color people can deeply know the people around small secret! Dare to test your womens exclusive color? Through the colour code reading, to help you learn to have a color his eyes insight into the heart. Forwarded message this weibo still have a chance to win a female group mysterious gift. tREKvhI]
天猫，阿里巴巴集团旗下网站，亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 ：tmall 【客服电话】
吴昕：抓个尾巴祝大家元宵节快乐🎉🍾️🎊🎈，以及，今天一张照片没拍哇哈哈哈哈哈哈
[抓个尾巴祝大家元宵节快乐🎉🍾️🎊🎈，以及，今天一张照片没拍哇哈哈哈哈哈哈 ]
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王小川：#小川AI两会#以一名新的政协委员身份接受媒体采访，畅谈今年我将提交的两份与民生有关的提案，此刻倍感自身责任重大。
[Two # # ogawa AI to accept the media as a new CPPCC, talk of this year, I will submit two copies of the proposal, related to the livelihood of the people feel their responsibility at the moment. ]
好奇地活着
小野妹子学吐槽：新一集《BG》，木村拓哉与山口智子时隔年再度联袂，竟然还有高甜发糖段落！...作为长假cp粉已经激动地哭晕在地[泪]tREhxH
[A new set of BG, takuya kimura and pass naokou after years together again, and high sweet candy paragraph! ... As holiday cp powder have been excitedly cry faint in the ground [tears] tREhxH]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌：发表了博文《转载：“贸易战”山雨欲来，吓坏全球市场：欧股全线下滑德国股指跌至个月低点，美股三连跌后亚洲跟》“贸易战”山雨欲来，吓坏全球市场：欧股全线下滑德国股指跌至个月低点，美股三连跌后亚洲跟跌钢tREPzR
[Published the post reprinted trade war momentous upheaval, terrified global markets European stock index fell to a one-month low down across Germany, three losses after the U.S. stocks with Asia trade war momentous upheaval, terrified global markets European stock index fell to a one-month low down across Germany, stocks with lower steel tREPzR Asia after three losses]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：发表了博文《转载：惨淡！可口可乐净利塌崩%，百事可乐净利下滑.%，它们成为昨日黄花！》惨淡！可口可乐净利塌崩%，百事可乐净利下滑.%，它们成为昨日黄花！--消费tREPRV
[Published the post reprinted poor! Coke net income had %, Pepsi profit decline. %, they become yesterday! Poor!!! Coca-Colas net profit had %, Pepsi profit decline. %, they become yesterday! - consumer tREPRV]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
平安北京：#为警花点赞#【美丽警花竞相绽放，请为她投上一票】她从警年，立足本岗位，开展对在押人员转化教育工作，取得优异成绩。特别是在对未成年在押人员帮教工作中表现突出，被誉为“管教阿姨”，得到了同志们的肯定。她是北京市公安局东城分局看守所民警——周茂丽。点击右侧链接，为她投上一票！...全文： m.weibo
[# # for the police spend some praise the beautiful police flowers bloom, please vote for her 】 she CongJing years, based on this position, for detainees transformation of education work, obtained the excellent result. Especially in the juvenile detainees education work, is known as aunt discipline, received the affirmation of the comrades. She is the Beijing municipal public security bureau dongcheng branch of jail police - Zhou Maoli. Click on the links on the right side, to vote for her! ... The full text m. eibo]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
新浪汽车：#微博交通台#【擅开应急舱门致航班延误，可拘天】《民航公安行政处罚裁量基准》共计明确了大类的违法情形和处罚基准。其中对强开应急舱门的情形也做了梳理。对于盗窃、损坏、擅自移动航空器内航空设施，擅自打开应急舱门，造成航班延误的可处以十五日拘留；强开应急舱门等可能危害公共安全的，涉嫌...全文： m.weibo
[# # weibo communication radio [ShanKai emergency doors to flight delays, but detained day 】 the civil aviation public security administrative penalty discretion benchmark with the penalties types of illegal situation and benchmark. One of the strong to open the emergency door case did the comb. For theft, damage or move the aircraft aviation facilities, do STH without authorization to open the emergency door, cause the flight delay punishable by detained; Strong open emergency doors may endanger public safety, such as suspected... The full text m. eibo]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
巴曙松：钢铁贸易战，谁受伤害大？
[Iron and steel trade, who hurt? ]
金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
当当李国庆：朋友聚会，每人朗诵一首诗，我朗诵自己的诗：
瑟瑟寒冬百木痴，
寒梅腊月唱新诗，
宁立崖头迎冻雪，
不争帝苑做肥枝！
备注：照片发布经过上述人同意。
[Friends, each reading a poem, I read your poem < br > cold winter momoki delusion, < br > cold plum lunar sing poetry, < br > NingLiYa head frozen snow, < br > true emperor yuan do fertilizer branch! < br > note photo released by the people agree with you. ]
我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵
小野妹子学吐槽：第届日本学院奖今日颁奖，菅田将晖成为影帝，苍井优成为影后，役所广司与广濑丝丝分获最佳男配和最佳女配...恭喜苏打！恭喜优酱！
[The first session of the Japanese Academy Awards today, kan tian will normally be actor, aoi optimal become a winner, wide with komi hirose filar silk respectively by the best match and best match... Congratulations on soda! Congratulations on optimal sauce! ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
汽车之家：#晚安家人#你觉得哪一款车属于口碑好却销量低的类型？
[# # good night family do you think which car belong to good reputation, the type of low sales? ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
冷笑话精选：幸亏我单身[允悲]@mysteryCXemmm…[doge]@屌絲打分蜻蜓隊長[笑cry]@装睡的鹿先生：坐等强人：全国男人录取老婆统一考试题
[Fortunately, I single [allow sad] @ mysteryCXemmm... [doge] @ prick silk dragonfly captain who [laugh cry] Mr Deer @ pack to sleep wait for strong person the man admitted wife unified examination]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：@茅台ZAKA@zhaijingyong转发微博
[@ maotai ZAKA @ zhaijingyong forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@花月醉雕栏：与一个国家贸易往来亏损一千亿，不往来，与这个国家是没亏损了，但因为不往来，但你需要的产品还是需要找另个国家来替代这个国家，而另个国家可能亏损一千二百亿哦～这特朗普难道不会小学算术？
[@ flowers drunk railing trade with a country one hundred billion loss, not between us, and the country is not lost, but because they dont, but you need the product or need to find another country instead of the country, and the other countries may loss one hundred and twenty billion ~ this trump doesnt elementary arithmetic?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@羊总之花菜炒蟹转发微博
[@ sheep Fried cauliflower crab forwarding microblogging anyway]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[赞]
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一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@雪球平安内含价值：我们过节[嘻嘻]
[@ snowball peace embedded value our holidays (hee hee)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@鄢烈山@樊建川贴瓷砖？[允悲][允悲]@南充耗子哥我们南充也有一个类似的教堂！后来遭人贴了瓷砖！晕惨了！
[@ yan @ FanJianChuan ceramic tile? [allow sad] [allow sad] @ nanchong rat elder brother, we also have a similar church in nanchong city! Later was put up tile! Halo miserably!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：回复@五_陵_少_年我这是贵宾室免费的[哈哈]@五_陵_少_年复旦大学旦苑食堂今天中午也有汤圆供应，黑洋酥的，大小和博主的一样，元个[哈哈]
[Reply @ five _ ling _ _ less years I this is VIP rooms freeha ha @ _ ling _ _ less denier garden of Shanghai fudan university cafeteria at noon today have dumplings, black the crisp, size and blogger, yuan a (ha ha)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：回复@众泽[鲜花][心][作揖]@众泽在一个记忆的时空刻画着自己的内心世界，也是一个善良与福报的未来@但斌回复@邓先生等突破谢谢[心][作揖][鲜花]@邓先生等突破时间的玫瑰已成了枕边书，受益匪浅，年出版的书，现在来看当时分析都是正确的，但总的眼光确实令人佩服。
[Reply @ the ze [flowers] [heart] [bowing] @ the jersey in a memory space and time features of his own inner world, is also a good and the merits of the future @ but bin @ Mr Deng and breakthrough thanks [heart] [bowing] [flowers] @ Mr Deng breakthrough time rose has become a bedtime books, such as benefit, year book, now analysis are correct at the time, but the overall vision is admirable.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：回复@平平安安[鲜花][心]@平平安安但总，元宵节快乐！前面刚在电视上看到您家乡的秋车庆元宵，还是第一次看到，很有特色，老百姓说的最多的就是“现在生活条件好了”这句话，我们这个时代真是盛世啊！
[Reply @ in [a flower] [heart] @ in peace but always, happy Lantern Festival! Just saw you on TV in front of the hometown of autumn car yuanxiao, or see for the first time, has distinguishing feature very much, one of the most common people say is good living conditions now this sentence, our time is really fat!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：回复@leilei_sysu[作揖][鲜花][心]@leilei_sysu@但斌 时间的玫瑰，以前上大学看的时候似懂非懂，现在华为工作多年再看更是感慨万千，这些年的茅台格力等带给我的财富，虽未谋面，内心感谢@但斌回复@邓先生等突破谢谢[心][作揖][鲜花]
[Reply @ leilei_sysu [bowing] [flowers] [heart] @ leilei_sysu @ but bin time rose, or see the university before, now huawei work for many years to look more deeply touched, the wealth of the maotai gree, etc to me over the years, although not met, the heart to thank @ but bin @ Mr Deng and breakthrough thanks [heart] [bowing] [flowers]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽：酷酷哒！
[Cool the dalai!]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪汽车：#出行生活#【俄冬奥代表团回国受总统接见 获赠送宝马轿车[酷]】月日，俄罗斯冬奥代表团在克林姆林宫受到总统普京接见，花滑女单冠亚军扎吉托娃与梅德韦杰娃在内的获奖者都上台接受嘉奖，总理梅德韦杰夫向获奖队员赠送宝马轿车。tREiGSKF
[Travel life # # the Russian delegation returned by the President to meet with the games Presented a BMW car [cool]] month, Russias games delegation received President vladimir putin met in the kremlin, skating zagi Eva and the womens singles championship wager medel Eva, winners on stage to accept praise, prime minister dmitry medvedev presented a BMW to the winning team. tREiGSKF]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
新沐sunshine：转发
[forwarding]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
小野妹子学吐槽：...@我家猫咪爱吃花生：实心汤圆不加糖@波杰克马克：苦瓜虾仁[费解]@李大胖咩：韭菜[doge]@Wyiiixuan-：榴莲？？[费解]@卖衣服的小靓仔：肉啊！！！@甜氧吸吸冰：山楂...跟嚼橡皮泥似的..
[... @ my cat loves to eat peanuts solid dumplings without sugar @ wave jack mark balsam pear shrimp [difficult] @ li big fat baa leek @ Wyiiixuan - doge, durian?? [difficult] @ her little handsome clothes meat!!!!!!!!!!! @ sweet oxygen breath ice haw... Like chewing plasticine..]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
MIUI：转发此条微博，新的一年“全面”发展！
[Forward this weibo, comprehensive development in the coming year! ]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
优酷：最强大脑 云之队强力外援@王春彧 加盟！重回大脑舞台，暖心助力好友。 情绪持续走低的云之队能否就此阴转晴？优酷君十二万分期待！！！[挤眼] #最强大脑##优酷最强大脑#@最强大脑孙勇 @最强大脑张梦南 @最强大脑梁紫晨 @最强大脑薛飞 @鲍橒BaoYun鲍云
tREKXi
[Most brain cloud team strong foreign aid @ dream for joining! To return to the stage of the brain, warm heart help friends. Mood continued low cloud team whether this Yin clearing up? Youku jun so looking forward to!!!!!! [eye] strongest brain # # # youku strongest brain strongest cerebrum strongest Sun Yong @ # @ Zhang Mengna @ the strongest cerebrum Liang Zichen @ the strongest xue @ bao 橒 BaoYun BaoYun < br > tREKXi]
猫扑：【星探盯上艺考生，中戏北影门口挑人】艺考期间，中央戏剧学院和北京电影学院门口，很多经纪公司、剧组都会派人从艺考生中招人，拍照、登记信息。一名考生表示自己已经签了经纪公司，还接到不少邀约。tRESdPtc
[【 scout targeted art examinee, silliness bfa door pick people 】 during the examination, the central academy of drama and the door of the Beijing film academy, many brokerage companies, cast and assembling according to the examinee the effects, photographing and registration information. A candidate says he has signed the agency, also received a lot of invitations. tRESdPtc]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
微博搞笑排行榜：评论留下一个 你感兴趣的话题。让陌生人陪你聊聊。如果聊得来，就加ta关注呗。[吃瓜] (说不定有缘份呢 )
[Leave a comment you topics of common interest. Let strangers chat with you. If you talk, and bai ta attention. [eat the melon] (perhaps is the fate?)]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
