微博搞笑排行榜：
养过败家宠物的，来说说你的悲惨经历 ___________________________
[A big-spending pets, say you miserable experience ___________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
张译：为庆祝《红海行动》票房突破亿，译鸣景人（一鸣惊人）组合正式出道！@Johnny黄景瑜
[To celebrate the red sea action at million, singing scene people (blockbuster) combination official debut! @ Johnny Huang Jingyu]
安瑞传媒·张译果不其然工作室 工作邮箱：zhang.yi@vip. 官方网站：zhang-yi.net
大亨：还想要什么？叔尽量满足你[ok]
[Also want? Try to meet your [ok]]
有想让大叔包养的吗？
同道大叔：其实我们要学会鼓励自己，尊重自己，理解自己，放过自己。
最后，也是最重要的，是要在漫漫人生里学会试着和自己和解。晚安[心]
[In fact, we must learn to encourage yourself, respect yourself, understand yourself, let yourself. < br > in the end, and most important, is to learn to try and their settlement in long life. Good night [heart]]
星座只是娱乐。工作联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me
思想聚焦：记得有次和朋友聊天，他问我应该怎样和恋人相处，说他很好奇，“四五年了吧，直到现在你和你女朋友的感情仍然能这么稳定。”
其实哪有什么诀窍，看起来再稳定的感情，也仍然会有岌岌可危的时刻。会有看着对方，忽然感觉似乎无论如何也没办法走得更长远的时刻。
但还好，每次都挺过来了。无非是在最开
[Remember to have time to chat with friends, he should ask me how to get along with lover, said he is very curious, four or five years, until now, you and your girlfriends feelings can still so steady. < br > < br > what actually know-how, looks stable feelings again, and there would still be in jeopardy. Have looked at each other, feel suddenly seems to be no matter how to also cant go a longer time. < br > < br > but also good, survived every time. Is in the open]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ
奔波儿灞与灞波儿奔：正月十五，元宵节又叫上元节。是紫微大帝的诞辰，见此即转，所谓天官赐福，一整年都会鸿运当头！ [来]
[The th day of the Lantern Festival is also called the Lantern Festival. Is Chinese emperors birthday, and I saw this turn, namely so-called cheongwan blessed, a whole year luck! [to]]
机智呆逼两基友，爆笑喷饭两冤家！
韩国me2day：#李洪基生日快乐# FTISLAND最棒的主唱大人,主持艺能演技样样都很优秀的完美洪Star,可爱满分的洪基啊,今年的第二个生日粗卡嘿~[蛋糕][蛋糕][蛋糕]
[# # FTISLAND happy birthday FTISLAND best singers adult, hosting art acting perfect hong Star, everything is very good lovely full marks HongJi ah, this years second birthday thick card hey ~ [cake] [cake] [cake]]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
大连老湿王博文：岁了 生日快乐
[Years old happy birthday]
商务合作：wbwwork@
杨玏：快祝我生日快乐啊，毕竟我是个快二十岁的高冷的小公举，毕竟我是不会轻易拍小视频的[吃瓜] tREXTP
[Happy birthday to me, after all I am a fast twenty high cold little public election, after all, Im not going to take a small video easily eat melon tREXTP]
演员杨玏（lè） 工作联系蔡先生 邮箱 caimingyang_@
延参法师：法雨慈云，无边福荫。
[Method the rain CiYun, our endless. ]
作家
歐陽靖MCJin：我說巴哈, 你說馬! 巴哈! 巴哈! 美好的環境, 完美的天氣. 開心就是能夠由老闆娘和小老闆陪我一起享受! [酷][鼓掌][心][太阳]
[I said to you Bach says the horse! Bach! Bach! Beautiful environment, perfect weather. Happy is to be able to accompany me by the wife of shop-owner and small business owners to enjoy! [cool] [applause.] [heart] [the]]
香港經理人：端 () 微博：@端TUN
Benny董子初：刚回北京，先祝我生日快乐
[Just back to Beijing, happy birthday to me first]
商务合作联系V： 邮箱：darenshuoqiye@intalk.hk
咱们一起去旅行：点赞彩云为你带来好运[浮雲]
[Some praise cloud to bring good luck for you [the cloud]]
游览世界美景。咱们一起去旅行！
小野妹子学吐槽：晚安。
[Good night. ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
李洪基：tREXnbrK
[tREXnbrK]
Wow
新周刊：因为你要做一朵花，才会觉得春天离开你；如果你是春天，就没有离开，就永远有花。（By 顾城《顾城哲思录》）晚安，各位。图Fernand Toussaint
[Because you have to do a flower, will feel the spring leave you; If you are the spring, there is no leave, forever. (By from cheng gu record from cheng gu thinking) good night, everybody. Figure Fernand Toussaint]
《新周刊》，“中国最新锐的生活方式周刊”，创办于年月日，二十一年猛进，已成为中国社会变迁最敏锐的观察者与记录者。新媒体合作邮箱： neweeklyteam@
辛芷蕾：巴黎到母鸡山……[二哈]
[Paris to hen mountain... [two ha]]
工作邮箱：xinzhileistudio@nbstars
Eleven11dream：到头来，我们记住的不是敌人的攻击，而是朋友的沉默。
—— 马丁·路德·金
[In the end, we will remember not the enemys attack, but the friend of silence. < br > < br > - Martin Luther King, jr]
艺术+
电影红海行动：#电影红海行动#在摩洛哥的拍摄可以说是困难重重：@林超賢 导演开车追坦克追到翻车，剧组的休息棚也被突如其来的大风数次掀翻……然而，比恶劣天气更让人难忘的，是林超贤导演翻车后那句“来吧，我们继续”，是整个剧组众志成城克服一切困难的过程！#电影红海行动#亿票房达成，观众的每一分肯定，都
[# # film red sea action taken in Morocco is difficult @ director Dante lam driving tanks to rollover, the crew rest tents were sudden wind overturned several times... However, more memorable than bad weather, the sentence after the director Dante lam overturned come, let us continue to, is the process of the cast and unity is strength to overcome all difficulties! # film red sea action # million at the box office, the audience every point, certainly are]
鲮鲤少女：“
转发将会收获一笔意外之财💲
”
[“
转发将会收获一笔意外之财💲
]
吃够了太重感情的苦 只想做个洒脱人
壮士来一发嘛：这样，评论里发你们自拍，觉得看的喜欢的，互相撩撩呀~~~
我也抽几个我看的喜欢的小哥哥小姐姐来和我互相关注下~~~一定要是自己的自拍哦，不许盗图哼( ´◔ ‸◔)
[In this way, the comments you take, feel that look like, each other liao liao ah ~ ~ ~ < br > I also smoke a few I see like the little brother little sister and I watch each other ~ ~ ~ must be your own take oh, dont steal figure hum (´ ◔ ‸ ◔)]
请勿停车
头条新闻：【大学生救火身亡获授优秀共青团员 行为拟确认见义勇为[赞]】今年除夕，云南巧家县大学生杨高飞因救山火不幸身亡。共青团湖北省委工作人员表示，追授杨高飞为“全省优秀共青团员”。巧家县综合治理委员会办公室拟确认杨高飞救火行为为“见义勇为行为”，目前已进入公示阶段。tREXo
[College students fire was awarded excellent league member behavior to confirm good [great]] this year New Years eve, qiaojia county of yunnan university students Yang Gaofei salvation wildfires died. The communist youth league of hubei provincial party committee, said the posthumous Yang Gaofei as provincial excellent league member. Qiaojia county comprehensive governance committee office to confirm Yang Gaofei fire behavior as good behavior, now has entered the stage of the public. tREXo]
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琦殿：刚开始，你发现想要的东西总有一天能得到。然后，你发现得到的东西终有一天会失去。这是世界与你的一个吻，蝴蝶不会停留，吻的那刻，也是吻别。
[At first, you find you want one day can get. Then you found out what will one day lose. This is one of the world with you a kiss, butterflies dont stop, kiss the moment, is also a goodbye. ]
公众号：qdqd
Leo_钟易轩：元宵节快乐哟～哈哈哈哈哈哈🤪tREXTJsD（上#秒拍#看我的最新短视频，下载秒拍->tRjciXC）
[元宵节快乐哟～哈哈哈哈哈哈🤪tREXTJsD（上#秒拍#看我的最新短视频，下载秒拍->tRjciXC） ]
工作事宜联系 thecomingone_work@
黄觉：仨小孩儿在家闹革命
[Three children at home revolting]
美鞋博主
TheCommonReader：刚刚得知一个多年前喜欢得挖心挖肺的人最近尘埃落定了，让我惊讶的是，我内心已经没有半点波澜了。怎么讲，你曾经花掉太多感情、精力、时间在一个人身上，燃烧了所有可以燃烧的，到最后就真的，一缕轻烟什么都不剩下了。这个人已经用尽了你这辈子能给他的情感份额，此后他的人生与感情再怎么变化起伏，
[Just know a years ago like the person who have to dig heart dig lung recently the dust settles, to my surprise, I dont have any heart. How to speak, you have spent too much time emotions, energy, in a person, burned all can burn, in the end is really, a wisp of smoke left with nothing. This person have exhausted in this life can give you share his feelings, then his life and emotional ups and downs, how to change]
公主号 【就是曼仔】
噗嗤大叔：个睡前简单的拉伸动作，舒缓疲惫又瘦身。
[A simple tensile action before sleep, relieve fatigue and thin body. ]
合作推广加qq ：（噗嗤大叔商务） 公眾號：朱门大叔 （ID：ouba ）
银教授：李建军死后去喝孟婆汤，喝了三大碗，还想喝。
孟婆问：「为什么喝这么多，你是不是有很难忘记的人。」
李建军抹了抹嘴：「好好喝啊！实不相瞒，我是饿死的。」
[Soloing after death to drink meng old woman soup, drank three bowls, also want to drink. < br > meng old woman asked why drink so much, do you have difficult to forget. < br > soloing wiped to wipe his mouth a good drink! Real not I am starved to death. ]
先别取关，万一好笑呢？
绿帽社：绿帽社资深帽友@谢车夫 来深圳玩，带他吃了个潮汕牛肉火锅，非要表演绝活给社长看。[跪了] tREXYMau
[Green hat club senior cap friend @ xie driver come to shenzhen to play, take him to eat a chaoshan beef hot pot, to perform stunts for President. ] [kneeling tREXYMau]
工作人员把话筒递给这位朋友，来说出你的故事。
甜片：从评论里捉三个女孩送！喜欢的请赏脸加我吧！点赞是天使！【明早就开。
🐋春天的小鸟飞出了笼子，太别致了，不撞款，也许拥有的人也会像小鸟一样拥有新的生活。可以换耳夹，同样是s纯银。戴上她吸引所有人的目光吧。
甜片饰品铺啦Vx TPYY
【材质】合金＋s纯银耳钉
【尺寸】不对称款 短
[From comments to catch three girls! Like the attendance, please add me!!!! Some praise is an angel! Short 【明早就开。
🐋春天的小鸟飞出了笼子，太别致了，不撞款，也许拥有的人也会像小鸟一样拥有新的生活。可以换耳夹，同样是s纯银。戴上她吸引所有人的目光吧。
甜片饰品铺啦Vx TPYY
【材质】合金+s纯银耳钉
【尺寸】不对称款 ]
天天开心
DC大叔：#贾斯汀比伯生日快乐# Billboard庆祝Justin Bieber 岁生日，发布比伯MV历程 - [蛋糕]tREXRVae
[# Justin Bieber Justin Bieber birthday happy birthday # Billboard celebration, release Bieber course - [cake] tREXRVae MV]
【DC字幕组】的头！合作请私信或邮件：uncledc@vip.qq （建议邮件）PS取关不必告知，Nobody Cares
梨视频：#晚安#【超治愈的广告！猫咪和小柴一起旅行，花絮中两只更乖巧[憧憬]】日本旅行住宿app发布春季广告，喵星人和汪星人超和谐地一起出游泡温泉，还并排同床睡，画风可爱哭了！而在同时发布的花絮中，一喵一汪乖巧听话，演技那是超棒了！[爱你]@时差视频 tREiESO
[# good night # 【 super cure AD! Cats and small wood is travel together, two more clever in trivia [hope]] Japan travel accommodation app, spring advertising meow star and Wang Xing super travel together harmoniously bubble hot spring, still side by side with the bed, painting style cute crying! In the trivia released at the same time, a meow wang feminine, acting that is great! [love] you @ time video tREiESO]
［视频报料邮箱］：yishou@pearvideo；［自媒体入驻网址］：pearvideojoin
陈奕迅歌迷会神经研究所內地分所：#大陈小谢##王菲#
K歌进行时！！陈奕迅、谢霆锋合唱《Better Man》~🎤 tREXhIB
[# big Chen xiaoxie # # # faye wong to < br > K song!! 陈奕迅、谢霆锋合唱《Better Man》~🎤 tREXhIB ]
神經研究所👈陳奕迅官方歌迷會
