年刑侦科目推理试题，你能做出来吗？[来][来][来] （via@江苏网警）
[Reasoning test in forensic subjects, can you make? [to] [to] [to] (via @ Internet police in jiangsu province)]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
小野妹子学吐槽：给每个冷汗满额、双腿颤抖、顶着即将昏厥的头、按着随时爆炸的肚子坚持上班上学的女生比个心...辛苦了[跪了]@不曾微来：鹅且还是持续的痛，还伴随着拉肚子，食欲不振，不能吃冰不能吃辣[允悲]
[For each cold sweat covered, his legs trembling, with the faint head, according to the belly of the explosion at any time insist to work or school girls than a heart... Micro hard] [kneeling @ never to goose and or persistent pain, accompanied by diarrhea, loss of appetite, cant eat ice cant eat spicyallow sad]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
汽车之家：#家家试驾评测##宾利添越#【May I Help You,Sir？试驾宾利添越.T】奥地利基茨比厄尔，一个坐落在阿尔卑斯山脚下的小镇，清晨的第一缕阳光已经从山间穿过，但在这将近零下度的冷风面前依旧显得束手无策。既然不能滑雪，那我总要给自己找点事做。此时唯一能够打消我躲回温暖被窝念头的力量就是眼前这...全文： m.weibo
[# every test evaluation # # # bentley add more [May I Help You, Sir? Add more drive of bentley. T 】 kitts than el Austria, a small town is located at the foot of the Alps, early morning the first sunshine is through the mountain, but in front of the nearly degrees below zero cold still seem to do. Since cant ski, that I always want to find something to do for yourself. At this point the only thing that reassures me back to the warm bed the power of thought is this... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选：#魔性神评# 预告来了！本期@刘畊宏willliu 接受冷哥发起的挑战，加入反键盘侠联盟！
刘畊宏真的招架得住有毒评价吗？
关注“冷笑话精选”！今晚九点来《魔性神评》看刘畊宏如何用神评论回怼键盘侠！
tREQv
[# # the ones god evaluation forecast is coming! This @ liu geng hong willliu accept cold brother challenge, to join the keyboard man alliance! < br > liu geng hong really recruit the uptick toxic evaluation? < br > attention joke of hits. Tonight at o clock to the ones god review comments back to see how liu geng hong with god Dui keyboard man! < br > tREQv]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：回复@北海沿[心][鲜花][作揖]@北海沿公益之心无论多少都是一份功德[赞]@但斌回复@刘基只有万！很少！@刘基@但斌 一点是多少？
[Reply @ north sea along the [heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ the heart of the north sea along the public no matter how many merit is a [good] @ but only wan Lin reply @ Liu Ji! Very few! @ Liu Ji @ but bin is how many?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：回复@刘基只有万！很少！@刘基@但斌 一点是多少？
[Wanna reply @ Liu Ji only! Very few! @ Liu Ji @ but bin is how many?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：#电视剧美好生活#金句女王刀美岚@宋丹丹 驾到！一句话能真实到扎心，一句话也能温暖到流泪。跟着美岚姐，每天一剂正能量！今晚点，约看第、集[来]
[# # gold other queen DaoMeiLan @ eternal song dan-dan famous TV a better life!! A word can be true to the heart, a words also can warm to tears. Follow the elder sister, every day a dose of positive energy! Tonight, look around first, set [to]]
小野妹子学吐槽：UCL医学教授John Guillebaud及其研究团队科学证实“痛经疼痛度可不亚于一次心脏病发作”，以后谁再说你是脆弱、矫情，就给他小腹来一记大锤重击，打到心脏骤停为止[doge]
[UCL medical professor John Guillebaud and research team scientifically proven dysmenorrhea pain degree can be as a heart attack, later who say you are fragile, cute, give him the lower abdomen to a hammer blow, play until cardiac arrest [doge]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌：东阳市委和市人民政府，仅仅因为我为家乡捐了一点钱，就给了一个“年度捐资美丽乡村建设贡献奖”。有点受之有愧！[心][鲜花]
[Dongyang municipal party committee and the municipal peoples government, just because I donate a little money in his hometown, gave a donated beautiful rural construction contribution award of the year. A bit of guilty! [heart] [a flower]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑：【熊孩子在电梯里撒尿、踹门 电梯内心OS：给我点尊严好吗】被脚踹、被撒尿、被身体挡门……湖南长沙某小区的电梯一直以来备受熊孩子摧残。小区物业经理对 @北京时间 称，小区内很多大人都是上班族，孩子由老人照顾，所以有些调皮。已将视频发给家长，他们称会加强管理。@时间视频 tREiHG
[[bear children urinate, kick the door in the elevator elevator inner OS give me some dignity, please 】 be kicked, urinate, by the body against the door... In changsha, hunan province, elevator has long been a districts bear children. Residential property managers to @ Beijing time, according to a lot of adults is an office worker in the district, the children are cared for by the old man, so some naughty. Have to send video to parents, they said it would strengthen management. @ time video tREiHG]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
微博时尚：#旺旺开年事业妆# 开工仙女唇～马一下
[# # prosperous in business makeup fairy starts a ~ horse lips]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
微博搞笑排行榜：是纯种的！鉴定完毕！[二哈]
[Is pure! Identification to complete! [two ha]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
新浪汽车：这个时速开摩的，确定魂儿不会被刮出来？[费解]
[The speed of motorcycle, determine the soul will not be blown out? [difficult]]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
南方都市报：搜狐《知识英雄》年后重启直播答题市场，直播间链接：tRBSGa tREjtJG
[Sohu live after restart the answer market knowledge hero, studio links tRBSGa tREjtJG]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
优酷：#电视剧美好生活#虽然没遇到徐天这样回国又换心的大起大落，但年纪渐长，同款危机感还是有的。指路下图，中年危机了解一下，看过的人都说扎！心！啦！[跪了]
友情提醒：配合徐天#张嘉译#扎心表情食用效果更佳[笑而不语]
[# # show a better life, although not met xu day such back again in the heart of ups and downs, but grow old, and there is some kind of sense of crisis. The way below, mid-life crisis understanding once, seen people say he! Heart! ! [kneeling] < br > friendship remind cooperate with xu day better to # # jiayi zhang heart expression [smiling without a word]]
南方都市报：【“华杯赛”广州赛区组委会称接到通知：决赛暂缓】据《现代中小学生报》官微发布的消息，年月日，“华杯赛”广州赛区组委会接到全国华罗庚金杯少年数学邀请赛组织委员会办公室通知，将暂缓原定于年月日举行的决赛。据广州一小学的数学老师介绍，“华杯赛”去年月份左右接受报名，去年...全文： m.weibo
[Conference organizing committee said the China cup guangzhou received notice final suspend 】 according to the modern primary and middle school students newspaper news released official micro, (date) (month) (year), China cup guangzhou conference organizing committee received the national hua luogeng jinbei juvenile mathematics tournament organizing committee office notice, the final will be held a moratorium on the scheduled date. According to guangzhou a primary school math teacher, China cup last month or so received, last year... The full text m. eibo]
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小野妹子学吐槽：多年经验证明，这四大原则问题如果取得完全一致，哪怕其它方面略有不同，也能成为很不错的朋友了！...我是[doge]
[Years of experience has shown that this problem if the four principles completely consistent, even if other aspects are slightly different, also can become good friends! ... I am [doge]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌：回复@hvjhvjk_yaq是吗？只是一点点心意而已，没想到还报道[作揖][心][鲜花]@hvjhvjk_yaq刚在翻东阳日报，发现但总还给东阳的新农村建设捐了万
[Reply @ hvjhvjk_yaq is? Its just a little bit of heart, have never thought also reported [bowing] [heart] [flowers] @ hvjhvjk_yaq just in dongyang daily, dongyang found but always back the new rural construction contributed]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：“我只想给你给你宠爱，这算不算不算爱”，用正确的方式打开#电视剧烈火如歌# ，那《宠爱》必定当仁不让！tREgej ，约你闯燃情江湖，看绝美奇恋！tREolV
[To love you, I just want to give you this calculating do not calculate do not calculate love, in the right way to open the # # series fire such as song, the pet is certainly came out! TREgej, make you rush, rivers lake, see unique mickey love! tREolV]
猫扑：【奶奶陪孙女考上戏，镜头前夸赞不停，孙女：哎，收着点[笑cry]】上海戏剧学院，一名来自黑龙江的考生考试结束后一脸轻松，陪考的奶奶也笑容满面。岁的奶奶不住地说，孙女是最优秀的，对孙女很有信心。tREUaFi
[【 praise grandmother granddaughter to play, camera, granddaughter ah, the points closed [laugh cry]] Shanghai theater academy, a from heilongjiang examinee examination after the end of a face of easy, PeiKao grandmother also smiling. - year - old grandmother said without ceasing, granddaughter is the best, have confidence to the granddaughter. tREUaFi]
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安以轩：#独孤天下# 每个女人的心里，都住着一个阿护@徐正溪JeremyJones #idoltube# tRExgKEF
[# # dugu world in every womans heart, there lived a guard o @ Xu Zhengxi JeremyJones # idoltube# tRExgKEF]
用微笑迎接每一天~😊
优酷：#电视剧烈火如歌# “一”生一世一双人。还有小时，如歌@Dear-迪丽热巴 准备好把独家宠爱带回家咯~ VIP会员抢先看，同名手游即将上线，读原著上书旗[来]
[# # series fire song a life I, a pair of people. And hours, such as song @ Dear - Dillon hot and ready to take the exclusive pet home cough up ~ VIP member first, tour will hand the same name online, read the original letter flag [to]]
但斌：发表了博文《转酒业家：茅台引领，酱酒市场将突破千亿，史上最全酱酒发展报告出炉！》tREpsa
[Published the post turn wine house maotai, sauce wine market will break through billions, most complete in the history of wine sauce development report! tREpsa]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
汽车之家：正确答案是起亚K 款 .T 自动PRM，恭喜@llz_jenny，最快答对，请私信家家您的收货地址，我们会尽快将礼品快递到您手中。
[. The correct answer is kia K T automatically PRM, congratulations @ llz_jenny, fastest answer, please direct messages every of your shipping address, we will gift delivery to you as soon as possible.]
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优酷：我们总是羞于表达对父母的爱，说不出来不妨直接点，试试像@韩庚 这样抱抱妈妈，说一声“妈妈我爱你”。也许他们嘴上不说，却早已经幸福感爆棚。看#窦文涛圆桌派#传授亲身经验，用自己的温度去融化妈妈的心
tREkez
[We always ashamed to express love for parents, can not say it might as well directly point, try like @ han geng This hug mother say, mother I love you. Perhaps they mouth not to say, but already happiness peaks. See # # holding round table sent to teach experience, with the temperature of the melt away his mothers heart < br > tREkez]
微博搞笑排行榜：听说最近流行DISS男友的穿衣风格？
评论吐槽下男友的奇葩穿搭_____________________________
点击链接 tREbWz，可分享好友吐槽。带话题#今日大牌会G #转发此微博，更有机会赢取明星签名照和签名同款。
[I heard recently popular DISS her boyfriends style? < br > comment poking fun at the boyfriends wonderful work wear a _____________________________ tREbWz < br > click on the link, friends can share fun. With big topic # today will G # forwarding this weibo, more have a chance to win a star autograph with signature. ]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
百度网盘：【公告】尊敬的用户您好，因苹果公司审核策略要求，iOS设备如未安装手机QQ，将无法使用QQ帐号登录百度网盘，请您在使用该登录方式前确保已安装手机QQ。为此给您带来的不便十分抱歉。
[[notice] respect of customer hello, because the company audit policy requirements, iOS devices such as not installed mobile phone QQ, will not be able to use QQ account login baidu website so please before using the login method to ensure the installed mobile phone QQ. Very sorry for the inconvenience. ]
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猫扑：笑出眼泪！澳洲网红模仿艺人拍性感照，现实真是太残酷了...tREHD
[Laugh out of tears! Australian red imitation artist sexy photo, the reality is too cruel... tREHD]
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新浪汽车：#交通万象#【男子为带娃看病贸然酒驾 交警代驾法外容情[心]】近日，江苏淮安市交警发现一驾驶员涉嫌酒驾。经了解，驾驶员陈某的儿子突发疝气，情急下他决定酒驾送儿就医 。民警立即组织一边对陈某进行酒精测试，另一边则将他的妻儿送往医院。目前孩子病情已好转，但因酒驾，陈某驾驶证记分并暂扣...全文： m.weibo
[# # traffic vientiane 【 man to take her to see a doctor cut in drunken driving traffic generation driving method show mercy [heart]] recently, jiangsu huaian traffic police found a driver allegedly drunk driving. The son of the understanding, the driver XXL sudden hernia, he decided to drunk driving under the feeling be nasty to send son go to a doctor. Police immediately organize XXL for alcohol test, on the other side will be his wife and children to the hospital. Now children condition is better, but because of drunk driving, XXL driving license score and withholding... The full text m. eibo]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
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优酷：#终极一班#亿播放量收官！#终极十二年#的故事一直在书写，多谢各位粉丝的深爱，是你们的陪伴与热情浇灌着终极系列剧的成长。金时空争端，风起云涌，终极一班，永远情义相挺！@终极一班官微
[MSC # $#d play quantity! Ultimate twelve years # #s story has been written, thanks fellow fans love, is you accompany with the growth of the enthusiasm to irrigate the ultimate series. Golden time dispute, blustery,d, kindness rallied to forever! @d officer]
Origins悦木之源：#倒数三秒Be strong#繁忙的都市生活，给身兼数职的女性带来了前所未有的肌肤挑战。Origins却说，短短秒就能邂逅一场肌肤奇迹？Origins悦木之源明星产品灵芝精华，新年焕新登场，快吸收、倍浓缩、深修护，让肌肤和心灵一起变得更强大！点击tRVWKP即刻申领试用小样，见证灵芝精华神奇修复...全文： m.weibo
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Origins悦木之源：有人只见植物草木；我们却见突破万物；你会看见悦目肌肤！
小浪同学爱吐槽：#孙怡 扎头发#孙怡用数据线绑头发，这波操作，相当机智了！既可以绑头发又能充电！一举两得！[笑而不语][笑而不语]
[# # Sun Yi hair Sun Yi tied her hair with usb data cable, this wave of operation, very witty! Can bind hair can charge again! Kill two birds with one stone! [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word]]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：#电视剧烈火如歌# 叮，您的好友“痴汉雪”已上线！亲亲抱抱什么的实在是太犯规了！盖个戳你们都是我的[偷乐]
[# # series fire song ding, your friends idiot snow has been launched! What xoxo is too foul! Build a poke you are all my [steal joy]]
微博位置：#值得去# 大阪城公园你去过了吗？评论区@ 出曾一起去的那个人，图片来源：苏海龙SSSSHL，闫可为本人......，更多此地美景请戳➡️#日本·大阪城公园[地点]# tzjaYC
[# # to Osaka have you ever been to the city park? Comments @ out of the man who had to go, image Su Hailong SSSSHL, yan can be I... , more beautiful scenery here please stamp ➡ ️ [place] # #, the Japanese city of Osaka, park tzjaYC]
发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo
汽车之家：#家家汽车文化##奥迪#听到RS Coupe的声浪后 老人复活了tREidmq
[# # # # every auto culture audi after hearing the voices of RS Coupe raised tREidmq old man]
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