2018年2月5日星期一

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冷笑话精选:
    扎心了[二哈]
[The heart [two ha]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

但斌:
    回复@沙漏篇篇🙏@沙漏篇篇落在极端恐怖分子手里的没有能活下去的 他们不留俘虏 不如跟他们同归于尽!
[回复@沙漏篇篇🙏@沙漏篇篇落在极端恐怖分子手里的没有能活下去的 They are no prisoners Taking with them!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪家居:
    见过太多人问什么装修风格好了。最后再说一次,如果你不是大款,那么舒服就好。如果你是大款,请你联系我[馋嘴] tRQHxbPB ​
[Seen too many people ask what is a good decorate a style. Finally, once again, if you are not rich, so comfortable. If you are a big style, please contact me tRQHxbPB [available]]

装修家居权威网站新浪乐居。为网友和业内提供最权威的家居装修、装饰、装修设计、家居家饰、装修建材、家居饰品、家具、家居资讯的内容。合作请私信联系,谢谢!

冷笑话精选:
    我的神殿快塌了[允悲]@給你兰州-叮嘱自己一下吧
[My house fast falling down [allow sad] @ lanzhou - told myself to you]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪家居:
    说真的 在中国就没有不能住的地方。因为我们技术上强大到你想加装什么功能都能有人帮你实现。但主要问题是你得有地。随便放个地方算违建,自己的地花这么多钱改造就不去土建小别墅了[生病] tRQmYyG ​
[Indeed, there is no cant live in China. Because we are technically strong to what you want to add functionality can be someone to help you achieve. But the main problem is you need. Literally put a place to calculate the neo-treasure hill, and his own to spend so much money reform wont go to the civil cottage tRQmYyG [ill]]

装修家居权威网站新浪乐居。为网友和业内提供最权威的家居装修、装饰、装修设计、家居家饰、装修建材、家居饰品、家具、家居资讯的内容。合作请私信联系,谢谢!

但斌:
    俄罗斯这个飞行员,真是个英雄[作揖][赞]🙏 ​
[俄罗斯这个飞行员,真是个英雄[作揖][赞]🙏 ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

知乎:
    #知乎小事# 小情小爱👉tRRbOZ ​
[#知乎小事# 小情小爱👉tRRbOZ ​]

发现更大的世界

微博搞笑排行榜:
    预告今晚分互动题目:“读过的古文中,哪一段值得你反复回味”。(本条预告分钟后删除) ​​​​
[Forecast tonight in interactive topic read GuWenZhong, which deserves your reviewing. (this article forecast minutes remove)]

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但斌:
    [赞]@chenmj:涨了那么多,调整一下,也可以理解。
[[who] @ chenmj rose so much, adjust, also can understand.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    美股低开高走!很多人担心的年到年,年危机,大概率不会重现!美股的龙头企业,赢利增长太强劲了…… ​
[U.S. stocks opened lower high! Many people worry about a year to year, in the crisis, no one can call back big probability! U.S. stocks leading enterprises, profit growth is too strong... ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    如果是成人的友谊,我希望自己是以心灵层面的共通点来维系关系。——松浦弥太郎 ​
[If friendship is an adult, I want to is a spiritual levels in common to sustain the relationship. - loose PuMi aso]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活#【男子造“坦克”改装“敞篷车” 上路直播被抓个正着[doge]】广西金秀县,一名男子花两个多月造“坦克”并在网上直播。不久,他又购来一辆报废车,改装成“敞篷车”上路兜风,路过交警大队办公点时被逮个正着。tRCwaNA ​
[# # travel life 【 man made modified live convertible on the road of tank was caught [doge]] jinxiu county of guangxi county, a man who spent more than two months to build tank and live on the Internet. Before long, he has a scrap car, converted into a convertible for a ride on the road, the traffic police brigade chief on being caught. tRCwaNA]

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最丰富的汽车活动。

但斌:
    【张瑞敏:现在是中企引领世界管理的机遇期】张瑞敏称,我们需要从过去学习和模仿国外先进经验、先进管理模式,到现在应该引领到世界管理舞台的中心。比如国际上有一个新的管理学说,叫量子管理学。发明量子管理学的是牛津大学教授左哈尔,她说世纪的企业一定要用量子管理。她在欧美宣讲很多,收效甚...全文: m.weibo ​
[[zhang ruimin now is the opportunity of China leading the world management], Mr Zhang said we need to learn from the past and imitating foreign advanced experience, advanced management mode, to now should lead to the center of the world management stage. Have a new management theory, such as the international call quantum management. Invention quantum management is a professor at the university of Oxford zohar, she said that the enterprise must use quantum management. She a lot of Europe and the United States, it paid... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新摄影网:
    来自FujiRumor的消息,目前可以确认即将发布的富士新机X-H的自动对焦将会比X-T更为精准且拥有更加出色的弱光对焦能力。 ​
[FujiRumor sources, at present can confirm the upcoming Fuji, new autofocus of X - H will be more accurate than X - T and has better ability of weak light focus. ​]

全球影像资讯、数码相机新闻、实用摄影教程...

猫扑:
    #猫扑晚安# 在马上就要被教训的时候,机智的上前抱住撒娇[喵喵](via@职场摸鱼的小卢 ) tRQfFl ​
[# # mop goodnight when is going to be taught, witty come forward to embrace playing [meow] (via @ fishing in the workplace ) tRQfFl]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

微博搞笑排行榜:
    点赞就行,抽两位平分。后天就公布 ​
[Thumb up, two split. The day after tomorrow is released]

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音悦台:
    “早知道是这样,像梦一场,我又何必把爱都放在同一个地方”晚安,许多事情看开了就好似一场美梦,醒了就继续往前走吧~[心]tRCwXGU ​
[Early know so, like a dream, why should I put my love all in the same place good night, many things lighten up just like a beautiful dream, wake up just walked on ~ tRCwXGU [heart]]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass

微博搞笑排行榜:
    泪目!讲真,有多少菇凉看NBA会想起前男友?对于男生,NBA意味着兄弟情,可对于女生,它镌刻着爱情的记忆。可惜,我们不是片中的女主。想谈一场不分手的恋爱,还是要做个能够抓住爱情的女孩。究竟如何抓住?也许它可以帮你→tRRvxI 学会没?学会就打开@蒙牛乳业 甜蜜传送门吧...全文: m.weibo ​
[Tears eye! Speak really, how many girl watching NBA think of former boyfriend? For boys, the NBA means the brotherhood, for girls, it engraved with the memory of love. Unfortunately, we are not in Japanese. Want to talk about field dont break up of be in love, or want to be a able to seize the love girl. How to grab? Maybe it can help you to tRRvxI society? Learn to open @ mengniu dairy sweet portal... The full text m. eibo]

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汽车之家:
    #晚安家人#你最喜欢在开车时听哪些歌? ​
[# # good night family you most like to listen to what songs while driving? ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

李开复:
    很久没有深夜放毒了。乳猪两吃。你饿了吗?[壞笑][壞笑][壞笑] tzHheG ​
[Long time no poison in the middle of the night. Suckling pig to eat. Are you hungry? [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] tzHheG]

创新工场CEO,媒体联系:press@chuangxin

MIUI:
    小调查↓tRDdRJ ​
[Small left tRDdRJ investigation]

MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!

优酷:
    #张韶涵#安琪拉换齐刘海后就是“后”本人了!!羡慕这种在成熟与可爱中可以自由切换的仙女!!![挤眼]#看歌手来优酷# ​
[# # Angela after Angela in neat bang is the after I!! Envy that can switch freely in mature and lovely fairy!!!!!! [eye] # # the singer to youku]

新浪汽车:
    #老司机课堂# 张车标大全,认识一半以上的就算是老司机了![good] ​
[Old driver class # # a badge, know more than half of even old driver! [good]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

但斌:
    [赞][心][鲜花]@碾子湾有机富硒土鸡说的真棒。
[[who] [heart] [flowers] @ treadmills bay great organic selenium-rich native said.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:腾讯内部揭秘:位顶尖创始人关于未来的洞察|精华必读》腾讯内部揭秘:位顶尖创始人关于未来的洞察|精华必读易选型--“每年一次,腾讯高管和腾讯投资公司的创始tRgxuF ​
[Published the post reprinted tencent internal disclosure top founder insight | the essence of the future must read tencent internal disclosure about the future insight | essence required, founder of the top easy selection - once a year, tencent executives and founding tRgxuF tencent investment company]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选:
    珍惜眼前人…@yangagagaga[泪][泪][泪]@我的前任是极品看完心里不是滋味···
[Cherish the present... @ yangagagaga [in] [tears] [] tears @ my predecessor is the best finish see the in the mind not the taste...]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

卢健生:
    期待@蔡瀾 先生那一集。
[Looking forward to the episode @ Mr Chua lam.]

Z CAM, CEO

但斌:
    自然赋予人们的不调和还很多,人们自己萎缩堕落退步的也还很多,然而生命绝不因此回头。无论什么黑暗来防范思潮,什么悲惨来袭击社会,什么罪恶来亵渎人道,人类的渴仰完全的潜力,总是踏了这些蒺藜向前进。

——鲁迅 ​

[Nature endowed discordance is still a lot of people, peoples own atrophy degradation also many setbacks, but life is not so back. Regardless of the dark to guard against, what a tragic attacks to society, what sin to profane the humanitarian, human thirst back full of potential, always tread the thistles going forward. < br > < br > - lu xun]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽:
    今天学到的小窍门:只需这样折一下,戴口罩时眼镜也不会起雾了...本眼镜党如获至宝[跪了][跪了] ​
[Learn tips today just fold, so wear a face mask when fog glasses will not... This glasses party picked up] [kneeling] [kneeling]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌:
    巴列霍的一生在颠沛流离,饥饿、苦难中度过。现实生活中的磨难让他的诗常浸没于绝望、痛苦、孤寂当中。他不是冷峻的旁观者,而是整个经济萧条、苦难时代里的切身参与者。“他记录、鉴照了他个人以及整个时代的恐惧、孤寂、希望、挫败与理想。每一首诗都以苦难为发条,充满奇异而必然的真理的果实(陈黎
[The life of vallejo in drift from place to place, hunger and suffering. The hardships that his poems often in real life submerged in despair, pain and loneliness. He is not a cold observer, but the whole economic depression, suffering the vital participants in the era. His record, according to his personal as well as the whole era of fear, loneliness, and hope, frustration and ideal. Each poem is a suffering for spring, full of strange and inevitable fruit of truth (lliillyy]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:袁仁国的讲话和茅台的破窗效应》袁仁国的讲话和茅台的破窗效应--金羊毛工作坊点击上方“金羊毛工作坊”关注我们袁仁国讲话——“茅台酒是民族品牌、国家品牌,是国酒,也是政治tRdbXW ​
[Published the post reprinted Yuan Renguo speech and broken window of maotai Yuan Renguo speech and maotai broken window - the golden fleece workshop click above golden fleece workshops focusing on our Yuan Renguo speech - maotai is the national brand, national brand, is the national drink, is also a political tRdbXW]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

薛蛮子:
    今天朋友从上海经大阪来京都。他们热爱这个庭院和古老的町屋。 tRxeavIP ​
[Friends from Shanghai to Beijing by Osaka today. They love the courtyard and ancient town house. tRxeavIP]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

微博搞笑排行榜:
    电话就不留了。改一下,一定很好玩![心] 评论留下你想听的歌,看会不会有人私信给你唱。🎵 ​​​
[The phone wont keep. Change, it must be very fun! [heart] comments left you want to listen to the song, see anyone would direct messages to you sing. 🎵 ​​​]

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优酷:
    杨奇涵“荣获”屏蔽票数最高!?竟然还有人敢屏蔽蔡康永?!优酷君敬你是条汉子,你们摊上大事儿了!天堂在向你招手#你说的都对#清华双虎上演塑料兄弟情[摊手]让暴风雨来得更猛烈些吧![害羞] tRHWLHN ​
[Yang Ji culvert won the shielding the highest votes! ? There are those who dare to block definetely? ! Youku jun respect youre a man, you stand on the big deal! Heaven in waved to you # everything you said to # tsinghua two tigers on plastic brotherhood [stand hand] let the storm come more violently! [shy] tRHWLHN]