2018年2月4日星期日

我吵架很厉害,嗯习惯性调侃💥Please consciously ✚ and attention every day 】 jokes D... Expect and celebrity nam

北美吐槽君:
    “多次想分手,但男友总是哭着挽留我,我就舍不得” ​​​
[Want to break up many times, but her boyfriend always cry to retain me, I will loathe to give up]


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我不是谦哥儿:
    我这些天到底在说什么,媒体圈的人是没听懂吗?其实只是在装傻吧。

今晚,同时有五六个有过类似童年经历的人在向我吐树洞。

一位自己已经做了心理咨询师的姑娘(图),最近天天在接受心理咨询,她的医生说她有自杀倾向,最近限制她的上网时间。她说:熔炉的情节在我身上真实的发生过,年的追诉期 ​​​

[What the hell are these days I say, is the people in the media dont understand? In fact just in playing dumb. < br > < br > tonight, at the same time, there are five or six had a similar childhood experiences in tree hole to me. < br > < br > a yourself have done a psychological consultant girl (pictured), a recent every day in the psychological consultation, her doctor says she has a tendency to commit suicide, limiting her time online recently. She said the plot of furnace real happened in my body, ZhuiSuQi]


我吵架很厉害,嗯习惯性吐槽💥

全都是搞笑:
    小时候很想有一个妹妹,后来竟然有了个戏精妹妹,这妹妹我不要了送给你们了[允悲]

#谜之微笑# #微博搞笑排行榜# tRqhIw ​​​

[As a child would like to have a younger sister, fine sister later turned out to have a play, the younger sister I dont want to send you the [allow sad] < br > < br > # # # them smile weibo funny # tRqhIw charts]


全球幽默趣事:
    人有多大胆,地有多大产! #搞笑# ​ ​​​​
[People have more bold, how much to produce! Funny # #]


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宠物卖萌中心:
    仿佛看到了自己。。。#宠物卖萌中心# tRCiPxV ​​​
[Seem to see myself... # # tRCiPxV pet sell of center]


我已经设置了不允许任何人关注 不信你试一下( ̄へ ̄)

怀孕育儿一点通:
    #科普育儿#为什么宝宝晚上不睡,白天狂睡呢?好不容易晚上睡啦,可是为什么半夜总是醒呢?下面详解宝宝每个时期的睡眠特点及对策,供家有小宝贝的爸爸妈妈参考一下呢~ ​ ​​​
[# # scientific parenting why baby dont sleep at night, crazy to sleep during the day? Very not easy to sleep at night, but why always wake up in the middle of the night? Here, a baby sleep characteristics of each period and the countermeasures, provide the reference for the home have a little baby mom and dad about it ~]


百万妈妈都在关注的母婴类公众号,为妈妈们分享有趣有料有科学的孕育知识

一句语录签名:
    人这辈子有两次投胎,出生一次,出嫁一次。出生那次没得选,好坏都天注定,但出嫁那次却是自己选,无论如何也要选个好的。所谓的好,其实真不是要富贵,也不是要豪门,富贵入豪门不一定幸福。第二次投胎,只是开心就好。和对的人在一起,是平淡却安心,是寻常却快乐。 ​​​
[People have two reborn in this life, was born once, married again. Born that had no choice, good or bad all day doomed, but marry that is choice, choose a good anyway. The so-called good, in fact is not to riches and honour, nor to giants, happiness doesnt always prosperous into giants. The second reborn, just happy. With the right person, it is plain but peace of mind, is unusual but happy. ​​​]


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新浪财经:
    【物流地产进入寡头时代 拿地难挤压小玩家生存空间】物流用地拿地难与资金实力要求高是挤压小型物流地产商生存空间的主要因素,业内人士介绍,目前一线城市及省会城市物流用地拿地难度极高,由地方政府直接给出的一手建设用地极少,“想要的地不好拿,好拿的地不想要”。tRGKGD ​​​
[【 logistics property into the era of oligarchs The land difficult to squeeze the living space in the small players] logistics land hard with high financial strength requirements is squeezing small logistics developers living space, the main factors the personage inside course of study introduces, at present first-tier cities and provincial capital city logistics land with high difficulty, directly by the local government gives very little new construction land, not want to get, with dont want to. tRGKGD]


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Jill大姐姐:
    每天晚上 ​​​
[Every night,]


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皇马新闻:
    上半场结束,皇马客场-战平莱万特,拉莫斯破门得分。 ​​​
[In the first half ended, real Madrid away - draw with levante, ramos score. ​​​]


小时播报皇马相关新闻、图片等。公共号:realmadridcf_news。

星座爱情001:
    “ Hope one day someone
To say firmly to me
Meeting you is my greatesthappiness
希望某一天有一个人
能坚定地对我说
遇见你是我最大的幸运 ​ ​​​

[Hope one day someone < br > To say firmly To me < br > the Meeting you is my greatesthappiness < br > I Hope one day there was a man < br > can firmly said To me, < br > I meet you is my biggest lucky]


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有时右逝:
    此时此刻,你也没睡着。
多巧。 ​​​

[At this moment, you didnt fall asleep. < br > what a coincidence. ​​​]


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暗杠小发:
    tRSWAx ​​​
[tRSWAx]


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苏炳添:
    享受比赛,快乐跑步![给力][给力][给力] tRSWW ​​​
[Happy enjoy the game, run! [to] [to] [to] tRSWW]


在好运的时候把握住,努力(冲)上去。运气差的时候咬紧牙,努力(撑)过去。

张鹤帆:
    排练结束了,还有十五个小时就开始了,我们准备好了,你们呢?[可怜][可怜][可怜] ​​​
[Rehearsal ended, there are hours, we are ready, what about you? [poor] [poor] [poor]]


师父说:“但行好事,莫问前程。”

哲言心语:
    世间许多东西,不是珍惜便能留住。一些人,一些事,无论你愿意还是不愿意,都在慢慢地退出你的生活,退出你的记忆。很多时候不必过分执着,画地为牢,只会把某些的错过,变成了过错。给自己一缕阳光,许自己足够的智慧,知足,不留遗憾。珍惜那些值得珍惜的人,在乎那些也在乎自己的人,如此,足矣。 ​​​
[In the world, many things not cherish can retain. Some people, some things, no matter you like it or not are slowly out of your life, out of your memory. Most of the time dont have to be too persistent, designated area, it will only take some missed, turned into a fault. Give yourself a ray of sunshine, make myself enough wisdom, content, leaving no regret. Cherish the people who is worth to cherish, and care about those who care about themselves, so, enough. ​​​]


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大欧洲吐槽君:
    “前男友分手后总是各种电话语音小号骚扰怎么办?” ​​​
[Former boyfriend after breaking up is always a variety of phone voice small harassment? ​​​]


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李敖观天下:
    【窃贼尾随女子掏兜,民警跳下车秒按倒[赞]】月日,北京海淀区派出所的一位民警在街面巡逻时,发现有三名小偷配合着将一位正在等红灯的女子手机从外衣侧兜偷走,便立马上前将其制服。最后抓获其同伙多人。tRSVFy tRlGmerH ​​​
[The thief follows the woman tao pocket, civilian police jumped down and down seconds [who]] month day, Beijing haidian district police station of a civilian police patrol the street, found that there are three thieves will cooperate with a woman who are waiting for the red light mobile phone stolen from coat side pocket, then immediately to the uniform. Finally captured more than his accomplices. TRSVFy tRlGmerH]


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搜查姬:
    马未都:我现在最怕遇上这两种人,极端性格的人好可怕[衰]
#谜之微笑# #新年新套路# tRUgS ​​​

[Ma did not I am the most afraid of in this two kinds of people, extreme personality awful [failure] < br > # # # # them smile New Year new routines tRUgS]


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Edwin_Junior:
    ▪️除了比分毫无亮点,传接球失误过多,进攻毫无章法,战术依然单调。
▪️如果埃德尔再年轻点,再高点,是否可以挤掉伊卡尔迪打主力?
▪️真不想继续看到佩里西奇和布罗佐维奇了。 ​​​

[Forced the ️ in addition to score the lackluster, catch mistakes too much, attack, unstructured tactics still drab. < br > forced ️ if eder younger again, again high, whether can crowd out the main Kaldi play? < br > ️ really dont want to continue to see perry, and has the broad zun. ​​​]


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汽车运动:
    正在视频直播赛季FE电动方程式智利圣地亚哥站正式比赛。 tRSVmJ . ​​​
[FE is video broadcast season electric equation is Santiago, Chile, station official matches. TRSVmJ.]


新浪网赛车频道成立于年,致力于为网友带来快速全面的赛车运动中文资讯。

艾莉的冷笑话时间:
    …… ​​​



To the edge of the universe and back. Endure and survive.

正能量录:
    我们不熟,所以我是高冷; 我们认识,所以我是暖神;我想和你熟,所以我是逗比;我们太熟。所以我是蛇精病。 ​ ​​​
[We are not ripe, so I am a high cold; We know, so I am warm; I want to and you cooked, so Im a tease; Were too ripe. So I am crazy. ​ ​​​]


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人性之美丽:
    “没事的,每个人大概都会经历一些情绪崩溃或者极端的时刻,会好的,会熬过来的。” ​​​
[Its okay, everyone will experience some emotional breakdown or extreme moments, will be good, can get through it. ​​​]


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周大申:
    、澎湃第一篇报道程序不义不代表所有报道这件事的媒体都程序不义,不代表不能继续报道追究这件事,不代表只要怀疑这个案件怀疑汤兰兰就是“不义”。、媒体程序不义和司法程序不义哪个更可怕?处分澎湃记者和厘清案件真相哪个更重要?记者是否有罪和申冤者是否无辜,哪个才是事件的主线? ​​​
[Program unrighteousness, surging first report does not represent all the media reported the matter procedure injustice, reported do not represent can not continue to pursue this matter, do not represent doubts as long as the case Shang Lanlan is the unrighteousness. , media program injustice and judicial injustice which more horrible? Dispose of those journalists and clarify the case which is more important to the truth? Journalists are guilty and redress if innocent, which is the mainline of events? ​​​]


编剧导演《驴得水》、《如果我不是我》等。

用户5888237089:
    今天我已经行走步,收获枚金牌。拼脚力#步步夺金#,来tRtagCI挑战我吧! ​​​
[Today I have walk step, harvest gold MEDALS. Spell at # # gold, step by step to tRtagCI challenge me! ​​​]


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视频君:
    或许这就是爱情最好的状态,卧槽,心都要化了!!! tRqCITa ​​​ ​​​​
[Perhaps this is love best, oh my god, the heart will change!!!!!! tRqCITa]


一个好玩的博主~

你心坎里的话儿:
    爱的时候不辜负人,玩的时候不辜负风景,睡觉时不辜负床,一个人时不辜负自己。​ ​​​
[Love dont live up to the people, play live up to the scenery, when sleeping dont live up to bed, a person does not live up to its own. ​ ​​​]


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玲玲LynnLam:
    tRSBhq ​​​
[tRSBhq]


深圳人在帝都

大堡礁小丑鱼:
    妈妈已经开始着手安排手上的工作了,要九月份过来照顾我。公婆呢,毕竟不是自己的爸妈,在这件事上对我来说还是外人,跟我们同住也不实际也尴尬,生活习惯也完全不一样。这个时候还是自己的父母更靠得住。 ​​​
[Mother have begun to arrange hand work, want to come and take care of me in September. In-laws, after all, not their parents, or a stranger for me in this matter, dwell with us also not practical also embarrassed, habits are totally different. Or their parents more reliable this time. ​​​]


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东方社工:
    你若光明,这世界就不会黑暗;你若心怀希望,这世界就不会彻底绝望;你如不屈服,这世界又能把你怎样。#邓化鸣# #邓化鸣带你看综艺# #蝴蝶划过# #社工文摘# ​​​
[If you have the light, the world would not be dark; If you hope, the world will not completely despair; If you dont give, how can this world and bring you. # Deng Huaming take you watch variety # # # # Deng Huaming butterfly across social work abstract in # # #]


社会工作师

我和附近的一些值得观察的小动物:
    从前我一直被问“为什么ID是日文,为什么ID是黑的”,大概每天新增五个陌生人会这么一模一样地问我(当然我有公开解释过几次),现在则是平均每天新增五个陌生网友问我“怎么还不睡”、“快去睡”,更有甚者“再熬夜会死!”
谢谢关心,如果熬夜就会死的话,这真是个和平而理想的死法。 ​​​

[Once upon a time I have been asked why ID is why ID is Japanese, black, probably every five new strangers could have asked me so identical (of course I have publicly explain a few times), is now a day on average five new unfamiliar net friend asked me why dont sleep, go to sleep, moreover again to stay up late will die! < br > thanks for your attention, if you stay up late will die, it is a peace and an ideal way to die. ​​​]


一个被一只小奶猫用塑料瓶从下水道里救出来的人类。

抓马坤:
    成长,很多时候就是用来定期提醒自己年轻一点时有多白痴的。

今天,又莫名其妙躺枪了。

我这种吃个路边摊都在反思人生哲理,没事想很多的人,怎么能不借此多说几句。

一个人对未来的愿景是局限于当时的眼界的。我岁时进了哥大导演系MFA, 在当时的我眼里,那是人生最最最最牛逼的事情,因为我觉得 ​​​

[Growth, and many times is used to periodically remind yourself how stupid is that younger. < br > < br > today, puzzling innocent again. < br > < br > I eat this kind of a roadside stall in reflection on life philosophy, have no matter to think a lot of people, how could you not to say a few words more. < br > < br > one of the future vision is limited to the horizon. I entered Columbia directing at the age of MFA, in my eyes at that time, that is life the most the most newbest thing, because I think]


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