一张图让人陷入抑郁[跪了]
[A picture make people into depression] [kneeling]
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金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：温州人，男友我，父母不同意，前天他提了分手。 昨天晚上两个人都喝多了，打电话聊了三个小时，他也为我哭了，他说父母不同意，他也不可能为了我跟父母决裂，我们是没结果的，分手是为我好，不想耽误我，他说我可以找到更好的。他说如果我愿意的话也可以瞒着父母继续在一起，但他...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening wenzhou people, boyfriend I, parents dont agree, he raised break up the day before yesterday. Both last night drink many, make a phone call to talk for three hours, he also cry for me, he said his parents did not agree, he is unlikely to break with their parents for me, we are no results, breaking up is good for me, dont want to delay me, he said that I can find better. He said if I would like to also can keep the parents continue to together, but he... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
薛蛮子：@每时茶秦海这条微博反复看了几遍，但我觉得：、真的是起点比你高，却依然很努力，到多了还没颐养天年，这是一种思维更是格局；、机会抓的狠准，尤其区块链，第一波挣到后直接落地实体商业。我认为把区块链落地到实体产业及各垂直行业才是真正的未来，国家都会支持的。
[Chun hoi @ all the tea that tweet, a few times but I think, really is the starting point is higher than you, but still very hard, much more to had not ended, this is a kind of thinking is the pattern; , opportunity, grasp the malicious quasi, especially block chain, directly after the first wave of earn landing entity business. I think the block and the vertical industry chain to the ground to the entity industry is the real future, countries will support.]
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微博搞笑排行榜：你海淘过哪些_________________，被父母吐槽的东西
#年轻就要随新所欲# tRScVOY
[I am grateful to you hai tao which, by their parents something fun < br > young # # tRScVOY new lust]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
汽车之家：#家家技术讲堂##底特律#【《全球造车》第站为何要去底特律(上)】本期《全球造车》，我们实地来到了“车轮上的国家”——美国，很多人以为美国在经历了金融危机之后，其汽车产业已日趋暗淡，然而事实上真的是这样吗？透过美国汽车历史的兴衰变迁，我们也一起来看看美国汽车工业有没有什么值得我们中国...全文： m.weibo
[# every technical lecture hall # # # Detroit [why the global building cars in the first station to Detroit (on) 】 this period the global building cars, field, we came to the state on wheels, the United States, many people think the United States after the financial crisis, its car industry has a darkening, but the fact is it true? Through the rise and fall changes of the history of American cars, we also take a look at the U.S. auto industry have what is worth our Chinese... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#萌宠与车#【宠物狗坐副驾，主人扯狗链分心把车开进沟里[doge]】月日，山西平陆县一名司机在高速行驶时，把狗搁在副驾，因分心扯狗链导致方向跑偏，一头栽进路边排水沟。男子签字离开时，竟又想把狗带到副驾去。tRSyTiR
[# # of familiar with car 【 dog sitting vice driving, master pull dog chain distractions put the car into the ditch [doge]] month day, shanxi pinglu a driver in high-speed, put the dog on the passenger side, direction running deviation caused by distracted pull dog chain, bumped into a roadside ditch. Man to sign when they leave, and want to take the dog to the passenger. tRSyTiR]
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李冰冰：岁咋比岁的坤儿更帅了呢💗💓㊗️我们盛世美颜的钟馗大人，水瓶座的间谍大大👨🏻🌾，丰神俊“奕”的楚王殿下🤴，生日快乐🎂🎊🎉，新剧红红火火🔥🔥🔥
[岁咋比岁的坤儿更帅了呢💗💓㊗️我们盛世美颜的钟馗大人，水瓶座的间谍大大👨🏻🌾，丰神俊“奕”的楚王殿下🤴，生日快乐🎂🎊🎉，新剧红红火火🔥🔥🔥]
蔡依林：耶[阴险][笑而不语][偷笑][坏笑]～安全送到！ 小粉絲轉圈圈 愛妳的一切💕
[[insidious] [smiling without a word] [laughing] [laugh] ~ safely delivered! Small fans turned around 爱妳的一切💕]
青年时报：【首位华人献唱！吴亦凡登台美国“超级碗”】美国当地时间月日下午点，美国职业橄榄球大联盟（NFL）第届超级碗推广大使@Mr_凡先生 在 “超级碗LIVE（Super Bowl LIVE）”登台开唱，现场表演歌曲Deserve和Juice，戳现场视频↓↓。“超级碗LIVE“素有“美国春晚”之称，吴亦凡是首位登上该舞台的华...全文： m.weibo
[And sing the first Chinese! Queer wu on the Super Bowl] month day afternoon p.m. local time in the United States, the United States professional football league (NFL) in the first session of the Super Bowl promotion ambassador @ Mr_ Mr Van in the Super Bowl LIVE (always LIVE) on the concert, LIVE show song Deserve and Juice, poking the scene video left left. LIVE super bowl, known as the Spring Festival gala queer wu is the first on the stage of China... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：#看歌手来优酷#立春花会开，我们等花来~#歌手华晨宇#[笑而不语]
[# # the singer to youku spring flower will open, we wait for flowers to ~ # # singer brilliance yu [smiling without a word]]
优酷：#优酷最强大脑#选手最想删掉的照片系列！“前一秒耍帅，后一秒捂脸”。[doge] 原谅优酷君不厚道地全部保存~ [哈哈] 其实是想收藏这份对知识的敬畏和尊重！知识无价，贵在过程，你的离开，虽败犹荣！未来，世界精彩处见！#最强大脑# @王春彧 @最强大脑李想 @最强大脑闵锐 @最强大脑陈泽坤 @郑吉豪Jimmy
[# # youku brain strongest player want to delete the photo series! One moment play handsome, after a second cover face. [doge] forgive me er youku jun to save all ~ (haha) is to collect the awe and respect for knowledge! Knowledge is priceless, in the process, you leave, good try! See you in the future, wonderful world! Strongest brain # # @ dream for strongest brain li xiang @ @ the strongest cerebrum MinRui @ the strongest Chen Zekun @ Zheng Jihao Jimmy]
巴曙松：立春
[Spring begins]
金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
小野妹子学吐槽：满岛光！@大概是只废毛了：迪丽热巴@Apirl不是四月：石原里美@Ch_white：gakki@刘二屌：刘亦菲@好大一碗颖宝宝：赵丽颖[二哈]@泰唯小王子：戴萌！
[Island full of light! @ is probably the only waste wool Dillon hot ba @ Apirl not April ishihara limi @ Ch_white gakki @ liu second dream l @ a big bowl of YingBaoBao li-ying zhao ha] [two @ tai wei the little prince Dai Meng!]
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猫扑：主人假装往盆子里给小柴放了些狗粮，结果小家伙认认真真的吃了起来，现在换主人担心了，这孩子别是个傻子吧……[笑cry]tROVqzk（via回忆专用小马甲）
[Master pretend to the basin to put some dog food, small wood results little serious eat it, now change master fear, the children dont be a fool... [laughing cry] tROVqzk (via dedicated small ma jia recall)]
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小野妹子学吐槽：填空题：我是要成为______ 的男人！！
[Fills up the topic I am to be a ______ man!!!!! ]
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东方航空：拼！手！速！的！时！候！到！了！[奥特曼] .元抢购价值元爱奇艺腾讯vip视频月卡！数量有限！先到先得！
[Spell it! Hands off! Speed!!!! !!!! When!!! Wait! To the! ! [she] yuan buying value yuan iQIYI tencent VIP video card! Quantity is limited! First come first served!]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海，是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年，以原东航集团公司为主体，在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合，东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主，通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。
冷笑话精选：哈哈哈哈这个特别适合年会没有才艺的人表演[笑cry]tRWjzJK
[Ha ha ha ha this is especially suitable for the annual meeting of the man without a talent show [laugh cry] tRWjzJK]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：#锋味##邓紫棋#探索神秘毛利村落，面对毛利人身着本地特色服饰的“狂野派”迎宾礼，小姐姐@GEM鄧紫棋 当场“僵化”[二哈]，不过谢大厨@锋味 一马当先冲在了前面，亲身感受了一番“别样”的热烈欢迎！
tRCksx
[# # # # front flavor Deng Zi is to explore the mysterious Maori village, in the face of Maori in local characteristic costume wild welcome, little sister @ GEM Deng Zi chess on the spot rigid [], but thank chef @ front flavour is rushed in the front, feel some kind of other warmly welcome! < br > tRCksx]
汽车之家：#家家试驾评测##福特金牛座#【家人和同事的评价 福特金牛座长测()】这篇内容是为期一年的金牛座长测倒数第二次更新，此时的我内心比较五味杂陈。一方面在体验金牛座的近一年时间中，不得不承认已经适应了这款车给我带来的舒适与便捷，难免日久也会生情；另一方面，通过洋洋洒洒十多期内容的更新，我...全文： m.weibo
[# every test evaluation # # # ford Taurus [family and co-workers Ford Taurus long () 】 this article content measurement is a one-year long Taurus updating the second from bottom, at this time my heart is more mixed. On the one hand, for nearly a year of experience in Taurus, have to admit that have adapted to give me this car offers comfort and convenience, hard to avoid long also aroused; Running on the other hand, through more than ten phase content updates, I... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#出行生活#【萌萌哒交警 自创搞笑读秒姿势[爱你]】司机朋友们对此纷纷表示，看到这么可爱的交警蜀黍，谁还好意思违章[嘻嘻][赞] tRWcaGW
[# # travel life 【 lovely traffic police Own funny seconds position [love] you 】 the driver friends have said, see so sweet sorghum, who also not bashful [xi xi] [who] tRWcaGW manual]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
当当李国庆：分享视频 tRWWOe
[Share video tRWWOe]
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南方都市报：【暖！乡村教师带学生以鹅卵石作画 为贫困儿童换过冬棉衣】隆冬时节，一堆鹅卵石可以做什么呢？很多人都对鹅卵石们视而不见。在祖国西南边陲云南省红河州，乡村教师包春雷带领孩子们，给出了最有温度和智慧的回答。在老师包春雷的带领下，孩子们用鹅卵石作出几十件有灵性的艺术品，换来了多件过冬的...全文： m.weibo
[【 painting warm! Rural teachers with students with pebbles For the poor children in the winter cotton-padded clothes 】 in the depths of winter, a heap of pebbles can do? Many people ignore the pebbles. In the southwest yunnan honghe, rural teacher BaoChunLei leads the children, most of the temperature and wisdom to answer is given. Under the guidance of the teacher BaoChunLei, children with pebbles to make dozens of spiritual works of art, for more than the winter... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【临近年关一些窗口单位人员办事推诿拖延】某业务窗口，两名工作人员一直交头接耳，时不时传出笑声。一位等候已久的群众表示不满，工作人员并不以为然：“都到这会儿了，该让我们歇歇了”[摊手]临近年关，部分工作人员的“年前综合征”开始“发作”，经常把这些话挂嘴上↓↓tRWObns
[The near year some window units staff management shuffle delay 】 a business window, two workers have been whispering, from time to time heard laughter. One of the masses have waited for a long time, the staff is not convinced all to at the moment, let us break the stand hand near year, part of the staff of syndrome start attack, often hang these words left left tRWObns down your mouth]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
猫扑：【宝宝委屈！警察爸爸上班没带他去，岁娃委屈大哭[允悲]】 月日，安徽六安，一位岁宝宝换好警服，带上玩具枪准备跟警察爸爸去抓坏人，可走出房间，承诺带他一起走的爸爸偷溜了。宝宝实在太委屈，心里苦，放开了哭。宝宝的爸爸是@六安公安在线 交警支队车管所民警，他说宝宝很喜欢这套衣服，总是要...全文： m.weibo
[【 baby injustice! The police didnt take him to the father went to work, old Eva injustice tears [allow sad]] month day, anhui luan, one years old baby to change my uniform, take the toy gun ready to dad with the police to catch bad people, can be out of the room, promised to go with his father stole. The baby is too injustice, bitter in my heart, let go of the cry. Babys father is @ luan public security traffic police detachment DMV online police, he said the baby like this suit, always... The full text m. eibo]
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李冰冰：谢谢亲爱的 ，上次见面一见如故，咱俩性格太像了，很开心又多了一个好朋友[心]。礼物太太太好看了，舍不得吃掉怎么办@蔡依林 [吃瓜][馋嘴][馋嘴]
[Thank you my dear, the last meeting, we too like personality, very happy one more good friend [heart]. Mrs Gift is too good, to eat what @ jolin tsai [eat the melon] [available] [available]]
猫扑：【二三十岁还跟风，人家八岁都是变装皇后了】在加拿大，一个岁的小男孩lancon Golden立志成为“变装皇后”！他从两岁开始内心已经住着变装小天后Lactatia！原来时尚真是不论大小！岁的小盆友你要加油哦！via.ELLE@鱼眼视频 tRppvRG
[【 in their s and s also follow suit, the somebody else are queens eight years old) in Canada, a little boy at the age of lancon Golden aspires to be queens! He has lived from the age of two inner drag queen Lactatia! The original fashion regardless of the size! Children at the age of you want to refuel oh! Via. ELLE @ fisheye video tRppvRG]
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薛蛮子：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
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小野妹子学吐槽：恭喜@赵水解 名用户获得【新垣结衣写真集】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCwwnZ对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公证链接：tRWKAV
[Congratulations @ zhao hydrolysis users get [new dusting knot clothing pictorial book]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCwwnZ supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRWKAV]
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东方航空：#MU骄傲# 让我们用真情的服务陪伴你回家的路。[心] tRWSFkI
[# # MU pride let us use the services of love accompany you home. [heart] tRWSFkI]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海，是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年，以原东航集团公司为主体，在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合，东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主，通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。
冷笑话精选：天冷了，单身狗们要学会照顾好自己[doge]
[The day is cold, single dogs learn to take care of yourself [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
薛蛮子：回复@抹茶小ci生日快乐🎂🎂🎁🎁🎊@抹茶小ci人生能有几回搏！感谢薛老师！您的经历实在太棒了！明天就是我的岁生日！刚刚当了妈妈，产假还🈶️一个月，继续奋战考博！一直坚信努力就会有收获！[加油][加油]🙏🙏🙏
[回复@抹茶小ci生日快乐🎂🎂🎁🎁🎊@抹茶小ci人生能有几回搏！ Thanks xue teacher! Your experience is so great! Tomorrow is my birthday! 刚刚当了妈妈，产假还🈶️一个月，继续奋战考博！ Always believe that efforts will be fruitful! [加油][加油]🙏🙏🙏]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【男子酒驾拒绝抽血脚踹护士 还声称要当众小便[怒]】月日，民警执勤时，发现一辆白色宝马车不但行驶在非机动车道，还不断鸣笛催促前方的电动车，民警上前制止，并让司机吹气测试是否酒驾，司机不愿意。到了医院，司机叫嚣着“我等我律师过来”，随后，司机继续耍赖↓↓tRWakSP
[The man drunk driving refuse blood kicked a nurse Also claimed to urinate in public [anger]] month day, police on duty, not only found a Bai Sebao carriage driving the non-motor vehicle lanes, kept honking urged the electric car, in front of the police to stop, and let the driver blowing test whether drunk driving, the driver is not willing to. In the hospital, the driver shout waiting for my lawyer to come over, then, continue to play to depend on left left tRWakSP driver]
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青年时报：【超可爱！小朋友们围观小鸡破壳出生】你见过小鸡破壳吗？近日一段小朋友围观小鸡出生的视频走红网络。孩子们不仅帮忙加油打气，还给小鸡唱生日快乐歌。小鸡脑袋出来以后，小朋友们的惊叹声，可以说是相当软萌了
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新浪汽车：#老司机课堂#如果把摩托车手的摩托都P掉的话？这画面有点魔性[doge]
[Old driver class # # if all the motorcycle riders P off? This picture is a bit ones [doge]]
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