2018年2月3日星期六

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视频之家:
    新一波扶贫,请大力点[赞啊]后天见! ​​​
[A new wave of poverty alleviation, please o [great] to see the day after tomorrow! ​​​]


知名搞笑幽默博主。商务洽谈QQ:

何炅:
    今晚有我鬼的旗袍look,非常好看,请大家期待!@鬼鬼吴映洁 #快乐大本营# ​​​
[Tonight with my ghost qipao look, very good, please look forward to! # @ # ghosts even happy camp]


不二大叔说:
    #新年欢乐送#
同时关♡住@不二大叔说 +@阿啾真的很nice
点赞中啾一位送iphone X
后天就开~ ​​​​

[# # happy New Year to send < br > at the same time close ♡ living @ second uncle said o + @ event really nice < br > some praise are traveling in a send iphone X < br > open ~ the day after tomorrow]


公举号:dashu 让思考更有效率,让时间更有价值

回忆专用小马甲:
    端午,你也是一只性格暴躁的小猫咪,所以我也给你准备了一个本子,要是你哪天没乱发脾气,身为主人的我就会给你盖一个爱的印章,如果发了脾气的话,章就没了,比如现在,你今天的章就没了……你要干嘛?!你要是敢把本子撕了的话这辈子都别想得到我爱的小印章! ​​​
[Dragon boat, you are a little irritable cats, so I also prepared a notebook for you, if you have no temper tantrum, one day as a master I will give you a love stamp, if the temper, they dont have a chapter, chapter now, for example, how are you today will be gone... Why do you want? ! If you dare to tore up books dont want in my life I love the small stamp! ​​​]


《愿无岁月可回头》

岳云鹏:
    想去雪地里撒野 ​​​
[Want to go to run in the snow]


工作以及邀约 请联系经纪人王俣钦先生:max.w@vip.

韩国me2day:
    【IG】#SHINee#官方SNS发图认证#金钟铉#<音中>Shinin位奖杯,恭喜小天使获得第二个一位~钟啊,你肯定看到了对不对?是依旧闪闪发光的你啊,粗卡~[心] ​​​
[IG # # # SHINee# official SNS hair figure certification so goodbye < > in sound Shinin trophy, congratulations on the angel for the second one ~ o clock, you must see the right? Is still shining you ah, thick card ~ [heart]]


联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

澎湃新闻:
    【公司年会,员工混喝洋酒和白酒后死亡】tRNLQLz 月日,广东广州。一汽修厂举行年会,陈女士丈夫喝洋酒以及多瓶江小白(白酒)后死亡。现就死亡原因和死亡赔偿问题,陈女士和汽修老板之间产生巨大分歧。视频来源:广东广播电视台tRNLQLZ ​​​
[The company annual meeting, employee died after mixed drink wine and liquor 】 tRNLQLz month, guangzhou, guangdong province. A garage annual conference, ms Chen husband drink wine and bottle Jiang Xiaobai (liquor) after death. Now is the cause of death and death compensation, ms Chen and mechanics enormous differences between the boss. Video source guangdong radio and TV station tRNLQLZ]


有内涵的时政新媒体

Jony-J:
    不用去猜
另一版本
这一版是最先做好的一版 也是所有现场的版本
编曲还是来自@失踪的卡斯
混音还是来自@郭子敬frozenstreet
tRNMzgw ​​​

[Another version dont have to guess the < br > < br > this edition is the first to do a version Is a version of all the < br > arranger or from @ kass < br > mixing or missing from the @ Emily guo frozenstreet < br > tRNMzgw]


Rapper.来自SHOOC.Studio 工作联系:shooc@foxmail

王志安:
    上图:郑州撤梯案官方回应四点理由。 ​​​
[Above zhengzhou withdraw ladder in the official response to the four reasons. ​​​]


用冰冷的理性温暖世界。微信公号:QQ

柳岩:
    喜欢这条裙子hahahatRNyVM(上#秒拍#看我的最新短视频,下载秒拍->tRQeFewj) ​​​
[Like the skirt hahahatRNyVM (# # s clap on looking at my latest short video, download seconds - > tRQeFewj)]


顺着天意做事,逆着个性做人… 工作事宜请联络经纪人@张剑斌 (微信)(短信)邮箱:binbin@

新浪娱乐:
    【吴克群母亲告别式举行 吴爸吴妈病榻完婚】据台媒,@吴克群 母亲上月病逝,告别式日举行,曝光了吴克群爸妈在病房签下结婚证书、戴婚戒的片段,据悉吴爸吴妈一直没有结婚,直到躺在病榻上,才签下结婚证书。影片搭配歌曲《牵牵牵手》,吴爸替吴妈戴上婚戒,并甜蜜亲吻额头,一旁吴克群喊着“要一辈子 ​​​
[[wu ke qun mother funeral held wu oh mom dad married his deathbed 】 according to Taiwan media, @ wu ke qun mother died last month, funeral, exposes kenji parents sign a marriage license in the ward, wearing a wedding ring, the wu oh mom dad hasnt been married, until lying on his deathbed, to sign the marriage certificate. Movie tie-in song being led in hand, wu for oh mom dad wearing a wedding ring, and sweet kiss his forehead, and wu ke qun Shouting to the rest of my life]


新浪娱乐

杨桐Y:
    昨天的天空,下课回家的时候好漂亮 ​​​
[Yesterday the sky, a nice home class]


牛骏峰:
    羁绊早已写好,只等与你相遇[心]。tRNyRcj 继续等你[并不简单] ​​​
[Yoke is already written, as soon as you meet [heart]. TRNyRcj continue to wait for you [] are not simple]


我是一头搞创作的牛~! 工作联系邮箱:niujunfengstudio@ 或经纪人电话:(非工作勿扰🤝)

北京人不知道的北京事儿:
    【“给我一分钟,让我教训一下那个混蛋!”】兰德尔的个女儿都是前美国体操队队医拉里·纳萨尔性侵案的受害者,月日,他陪同其中两个女儿出庭作证,听到女儿详细描述纳萨尔的暴行后,兰德尔请求“和这个恶魔独处分钟”,被法官拒绝后,他无法抑制内心的愤怒,冲向纳萨尔。随后被法警控制并带离,离 ​​​
[【 give me a minute, let me to punish the bastard! Randalls daughter is a former American gymnastics team physio larry naxalite sexual abuse victims, June , accompanied by his two daughters to testify, hear the daughter after detailing the atrocities naxalite, Randall request and the devil alone minutes, was rejected by the judge, he could not suppress inner anger, rushed to the naxalites. Then controlled by bailiffs and out]


直播北京突发事件,急事儿私信。只此一号,一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

SHINee:
    #钟铉#专辑《#Poet | Artist#》
《#闪光# (#Shinin#)》MBC Show! 音乐中心 位🏆
谢谢#SHINeeWorld#🙏

#SHINee# ​​​

[# # # sm the ballad album Poet | Artist# > < br > # flash # # (Shinin#) MBC Show! YinLeZhongXin 位🏆
谢谢#SHINeeWorld#🙏

#SHINee# ​​​]



思想聚焦:
    【TED演讲:如何拯救我们逐渐丢失的记忆力?】睡眠不足,工作压力大,焦虑、抑郁等原因都会导致我们越来越健忘,其实任何人都可以拥有超凡的记忆力!科学作家 Joshua Foer 教你快速学会用“记忆宫殿”提高记忆力。 tRNqaYU ​​​
[【 TED speech how to save our gradually lost memory? Lack of sleep, work stress, anxiety, depression and other reasons will lead us to more and more forgetful, in fact, anyone can have a great memory! Science writer Joshua Foer, teach you how to quickly learn to use memory palace improve memory. tRNqaYU]


成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ

德卡先生的信箱:
    “有时觉得自己骨子里就是个无情的人只是偶尔发点善心” ​​​
[Sometimes feel oneself is a relentless mentality only occasionally hair relent,]


𐂂:寄存你想说的话/私信投递 · 参考置顶/对没有礼貌和抄袭的行为忍耐为零

头条新闻:
    #热点# 【雪乡强售套票涉事旅行社被罚万 导游被吊销执照】哈尔滨旅游委发布公告,对“雪乡导游车上强售套票”事件涉事旅行社哈尔滨康华国际旅行社有限公司处万元罚款,停业整顿个月,对直接责任人处万元罚款。涉事导游商某某被没收违法所得元,处万元罚款,吊销导游证。tRNcjT ​​​
[Hot # # 【 snow strong selling packages involved travel agency sent thousands of tour guide license have been revoked 】 Harbin LvYouWei announced that the snow guides the car sales packages Harbin guarantee events involved travel international travel service co., LTD., ten thousand yuan, closed for months, ten thousand yuan of those directly responsible. Involved tour guide business so-and-so is yuan, confiscate the illegal income ten thousand yuan, revoke legally. tRNcjT]


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人民日报:
    【[话筒]谭欣茹你在哪?湖北岁女孩昨日走失】谭欣茹,女,岁,于月日时许,在湖北省宜昌市夷陵区平云三路河边与父母走失。孩子身高约米,体重约kg,马尾短发,走失时上身穿橘色外套(图一外套)。如有线索,请速与警方联系:!扩散,帮孩子回家!tRCrkW ​​​
[[[microphone] Tan Xinru where are you? Hubei girl yesterday lost 】 Tan Xinru, female, age, on June PM, the reduced land in yichang of hubei, flat cloud three-way river lost with their parents. Children about meters tall and weigh about kg, horsetail hair, lost on the wearing orange coat (a jacket). If there are any clues, please contact with the police! Diffusion, help children go home! tRCrkW]


人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

韩国me2day:
    #防弹少年团##金硕珍#长得帅又有趣的男人哪里找~来这里认领worldwide handsome~(cr.포카칩 포카칩) tRNUmB ​​​
[# # # # bulletproof youth club Jin Shuozhen where grow handsome and funny man looking for to come here to claim worldwide handsome ~ (cr) 포 카 칩 포 카 칩) tRNUmB]


联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

Happy张江:
    碉堡啦,身体各部位的#正确拉筋方法#给你,正确的拉筋对身体大有好处,还能拉出好身材,需要的马克住啊[奥特曼] ​​​
[Bunkers, various parts of the # # right brace method to you, the right brace is of great benefit to the body, still can pull a good figure, need mark live [she]]


每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信

董路:
    #中国足球小将# 抵达狼队足球学院,与狼U相见,即可开始到英国后的第一堂训练课。 tRNcAg ​​​
[Football player # China # arrived at wolverhampton wanderers football school, and Wolf U meet, can begin to Britain after the first training session. tRNcAg]


启航足球俱乐部、乐播足球创始人

孙红雷:
    看剧本很困,字是模糊的。看育儿的书眼睛冒蓝光,变K高清[馋嘴][馋嘴][馋嘴]有谁上班、上课打瞌睡的,我送你一本育女心经,包醒[鼓掌][鼓掌][鼓掌] ​​​
[Look at the script was trapped, word is fuzzy. Read the book of parenting eyes emit blue light, variable K hd [available] [available] [available] who work, doze off in class, I send you a children heart sutra, pack up [applause.] [applause.] [applause.]]


一个比普通人还普通的普通人

BIGBANG_Korea:
    #胜利# 【 李昇炫】INS Story更新一则 tRNDj ​​​
[# # victory Dr Dazzle update a tRNDj INS Story]


【BIGBANG Chinese Fansite❤BIGBANG 中站】长期招聘日韩翻译字幕后期制作资源发布等人才!应聘请私信。(.. — )

顾剑:
    太阳和闵孝琳的婚礼,宾客们在入场时候严格执行“人请柬”,这是部分亲友们晒出的请柬,目前来看请柬应该是这三种样式,每个都很有sense,设计特别符合永裴和孝琳的气质性格。每位到场的宾客的请柬都装在印有自己名字的透明包装盒里,像专辑一样的请柬,又很有设计感,太阳孝琳夫妇二人太有心了! ​​​
[The sun and the stars of the wedding, the guests in the admission time strictly enforced invitation, this is part of the relatives and friends of the invitation card, now the invitation should be the three styles, each have a good sense of design especially in pei and filial piety her temperament and character. Each of the guests invitations in a transparent boxes bearing his name, and invitation as album, and its a sense of design, the sun xiao Lin the couples heart! ​​​]


中国最懂后后的媒体人。

金主大叔:
    年前年后,会慢慢都送给你们,有好玩的的游戏法子嘛🤹‍♀️🎖 ​​​
[年前年后,会慢慢都送给你们,有好玩的的游戏法子嘛🤹‍♀️🎖 ​​​]


有想让大叔包养的吗?

FreakyGee:
    新鲜出炉的小伴郎 虽然拍不到脸但是还是好帅啊啊啊啊啊啊啊[泪][泪][泪] tRNInLL ​​​
[Fresh little best man Although less than face but still good handsome agghh ahhh [tears] [tears] [tears] tRNInLL]


一心一意磕龙

人民网:
    【这个春运神器火了!变废为宝啥都能装[偷乐]】月日,在成都火车站,有不少回家的乘客都带着一种白色涂料桶,这些涂料桶是他们工厂用完涂料、胶水废弃剩下的,结实耐用,如今却成了春运神器:车上没座位可以当板凳坐、装土特产带回老家,带回家还能装水、装垃圾…@封面新闻 tRCItOU ​​​
[【 this Spring Festival transportation artifact! Fire into what all can hold [steal joy]] month day, in the chengdu railway station, many passengers are home with a white paint bucket, the bucket is used up their factory paint, glue abandoned the rest, sturdy, now has become a travel artifact no seats on the train can be a bench to sit, special local product back to their hometown, home also can hold water, garbage... @ tRCItOU cover news]


报道全球 传播中国

萌大雨YUYU:
    @萌大雨YUYU 正在直播中,场面异常火爆,小伙伴们速来围观... tRNcTDS ​​​
[@ meng rain YUYU is in live, scene unusually hot, friends to speed to watch... tRNcTDS]


第二年

卧蚕阿姨:
    昨日份的小娘炮 [笑而不语] ​​​
[Yesterday a little niang gun [smiling without a word]]


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梨视频:
    【小女孩跑过马路说:警察叔叔,辛苦了!寒夜执勤警察听完哭了[心]】月日晚,青海西宁,城中分局民警正在路面执勤,一位小女孩跑过马路,跑到两位民警跟前说:警察叔叔,你们辛苦了。当事民警称,很暖心,自己当时就哭了。@微辣Video tRNtCD ​​​
[Said the little girl ran across the road, polices uncle, was laborious! Cold night police on duty after crying [heart]] on Tuesday night, xining, qinghai branch of police in the city are road on duty, a little girl run across the road, ran to the two policemen and said the police uncle, you were laborious. Party police said, very warm heart, he had wept. @ spicy Video tRNtCD]


[视频报料邮箱]:yishou@pearvideo;[自媒体入驻网址]:pearvideojoin

我是涂磊:
    那些自以为坚强,却总是遭遇伤害的女人,不要以为自己是越挫越勇,在不同的地方跌倒再爬起来,是超越自我。但是在同一个地方不断跌倒再爬起来,那是自欺欺人!自尊自爱的基础是尊重自己受过的伤害,否则终究会变得麻木不仁!——涂磊 ​​​
[Those thought is strong, but always encounter damage of woman, dont think oneself is the lost the yong, fell to climb up in different places, is to surpass oneself. But in the same place fell to climb up, that is self-deceit! Self esteem is the basis of respect for self received damage, otherwise it will eventually become insensitive! - TuLei]


天津卫视周二至周五点《爱情保卫战》周日周一:《非你莫属》,工作或商务洽谈请电话龚先生或发邮件至tuleilaotu@非诚勿扰!

小刚几:
    不好!这水有毒!是你!一定是你给我下毒想继承我妈妈的蚂蚁花呗账单!拿去!拿去!都拿去! ​​​
[Not good! This water poisonous! It is you! There must be something you gave me poison to inherit my mothers ants spend bai bills! Take it! Take it! Get going! ​​​]


自己喜欢的东西,就不要问别人好不好

一夫食堂:
    土豆烧豇豆角,蒜苗豆干炒肉。 ​​​
[Burn cowpea Angle potatoes, garlic sprout Fried bean curd meat. ​​​]


谢绝任何有偿无偿商业广告合作,我只为自己代言。玫瑰店:yifurose.taobao