有你们喜欢的么[doge]
[Have you like [doge]?]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：#疯狂夺金#看到这道题，优酷君笑了[笑而不语]，异地恋手机里只有一个男朋友女朋友，可是小编的手机有四个绝世美男，打开优酷更有一群男神女神本命爱豆！异地恋惨还是单身惨，评论区奖杯在等你！ 别忘了点打开优酷表态抢钱哦！入口：优酷app疯狂夺金，到点开场！[鼓掌]
[# # gold crazy to see this problem, youku jun laughingsmiling without a word, the long distance relationship phone only a boyfriend girlfriend, but small make up of the mobile phone has four beautiful looking man, open youku has a group of male fairy god lives more love beans! Long distance relationships or single miserably miserably, comments the cup is waiting for you! Dont forget to point to open youku said rob money! Entry youku app crazy gold, point the opening! [applause.]]
冷笑话精选：汪：还不开饭？我要这铁碗有何用！[允悲]
tRStESh
[Wang it is not for meals? I want this iron bowl of good! [allow sad] < br > tRStESh]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
巴曙松：【比特币暴跌小史记】
年月日只月日，比特币从.刀跌至.刀，跌幅为%；
年月日至月日，比特币从.刀跌至.刀，跌幅为%；
年月日至月日，比特币从.刀跌至.刀，跌幅为%；
年月日至月日，比特币从.刀跌至.刀，跌幅为%；
年...全文： m.weibo
[The slump in the currency of small historical 】 < br > < br > on June , only COINS from. Knife fell. Knife, drop to %; < br > < br > (date) (month) (year) to date, the currency from. Knife fell. Knife, drop to %; < br > < br > (date) (month) (year) to date, the currency from. Knife fell. Knife, drop to %; < br > < br > (date) (month) (year) to date, the currency from. Knife fell. Knife, drop to %; < br > < br >... The full text m. eibo]
金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
微博搞笑排行榜：#咚漫漫画# #辣妹穿越冒险记# 在咚漫里看了《辣妹穿越冒险记》这部漫画，榜姐和身边人都已经深陷其中不能自拔了！时尚女主穿越到原始社会，竟然能把原始野蛮的生活过得如此清新脱俗~剧情自带BGM，画风简直太可爱了！想知道原始社会的沼气汽车是什么吗？快下载咚漫寻找答案吧~
[# dong long painting # # # spice through adventures in dong diffuse saw this comic spice through adventures, elder sister and a list of nearby people have it cannot extricate oneself! Fashion she across to the primitive society, can keep the original wild life so pure and fresh and free from vulgarity to plot their own BGM, painting style is lovely! Want to know what biogas car is in the primitive society? Quickly download dong diffuse to find the answer ~]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
优酷：#看歌手来优酷#史上最年轻的补位歌手花花@华晨宇yu 强势来袭！今晚必定把这个舞台搅得“天翻地覆”！#歌手华晨宇#
tRSbre
[# # the singer to youkus youngest ever fill singers flower @ brilliance incoming yu yu strong! Must get upside down the stage tonight! # # singer brilliance yu < br > tRSbre]
ZAKER：【女司机考科目二紧张昏厥，心脏骤停不幸去世】 苏州一岁女司机考科目二紧张过度，在倒车入库时心脏骤停，经过抢救仍不幸去世>现场视频 tRSqce
[【 women drivers to take an examination of course two nervous fainting, sudden cardiac arrest death] suzhou old women drivers to take an examination of course two overwrought, cardiac arrest during reversing warehousing, died after rescue still > live video tRSqce]
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小野妹子学吐槽：又到周五啦，给自家店做下宣传：本周末，我在北京百子湾后现代城的【小野咖啡】推出“污污的套餐”，自家烘焙网红脏脏包+特调饮品，八折优惠，限时两天！另外还将面向来店客人现场抽取杨洋亲签帅照，仅剩最后一张啦！最后，从帮转这条的老铁中抽两位，平分元，今晚平台开～周末愉快[爱你]
[And on Friday, to give their store do propaganda this weekend, I was in Beijing in the city of the ancient philosophers bay postmodern ono coffee launch 】 package dirty dirty, home baking net red dirty bag + special drinks, eighty percent discount, the time limit for two days! Also will face to store the guests site Yang Yangqin sign handsome photos, only the last one! Finally, from help turn the brother two, divide the yuan, platform open tonight ~ have a nice weekendlove you]
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猫扑：不同的猫猫有不同抚摸底线，你的猫是哪一种？[喵喵]tRXQRjZ
[Different cats have different touch the bottom line, which one is your cat? [meow] tRXQRjZ]
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青年时报：【这只爱玩雪的大熊猫，原来还是只小“话痨”[哈哈]】日前，大连森林动物园大熊猫“金虎”雪堆里变身“霜糖宝宝”的视频萌翻网友。奶妈徐聪爆料：“金虎”活泼好动戏贼多，有事没事爱唠嗑。“金虎你好白！”“嗯~”；“好吃吗？”“嗯~”；“上班辛苦不？”“嗯~”…看“金虎”与奶妈日常对话↓...全文： m.weibo
[This love play with snow pandas, originally was only small safe [ha ha]], dalian forest zoo giant panda golden tiger metamorphosis cream sugar baby snowdrift video of netizens. Mammy Xu Cong fact golden tiger active play a thief, something fine love conversations. Golden tiger you are white! Well ~; Delicious? Well ~; Hard work not? Um... See golden tiger and a nurse daily dialogue left... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：#黏在一起才是年##春晚#将在明天进行首次联排！据报道@杨洋icon 和@王凯kkw 或将同台合唱[心]这两位声音很苏的男神合唱你期待吗[太开心]另一方面有消息称@黄渤 @努力努力再努力x @William威廉陈伟霆 均收到央视春晚邀请[心]！三位男神很有可能同台献唱[太开心]热闹的春晚[心]男神们同台[心]快来预测一...全文： m.weibo
[# # # # stick together is the year gala will be lining up for the first time in tomorrow! Reportedly @ Yang Yang icon and @ wang KKW or together chorus [heart], the two sounds very Sue male chorus are you looking forward to god? [quite happy] on the other hand, a source says @ Huang Bo @ efforts to x @ William William William again Have received the CCTV Spring Festival gala invite [heart]! Three men are likely to sing on stage god [quite happy] busy Spring Festival gala [heart] male gods from [heart] fast to predict a... The full text m. eibo]
金山夜话博主：#YY直播# 围观【如何谈恋爱】，和我一起搞事情，就等你啦，上YY 陪你一起么么哒！ tRSCf @YY直播
[# # YY live view, how to fall in love 】 【 did things together with me, will be waiting for you, with you on YY mua! TRSCf @ YY live]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
但斌：《鲁豫有约》年陈鲁豫说：我有个优势，这个优势是靠时间熬过来的。在我们的环境里，一直在一个领域深耕是件很奢侈的事情。
[Chat in Chen said I have an advantage, this advantage is to rely on time to get through it. In our environment, has been in the field of a deep tillage is a luxury thing. ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：【马云：英国男士的绅士风度也应进口到中国】马云日在中英商业论坛上做了特别致词，期间妙语连珠，引得现场笑声一片。马云表示，今天中国正在从数量增长向质量增长，从出口转向进口，中国有三亿中产阶层，他们热爱英国的商品、喜欢去英国旅游，看英国的电视剧，英国是中国留学生到欧洲留学的第一选择...全文： m.weibo
[[ma British mans a gentleman should be imported to China] Ma Yunri made a special speech on the Sino-British commercial BBS, during the artful, drew the scene laughter. Ma said that China is today from quantity growth to quality growth, from exports to imports, China has three hundred million middle class, they love the British goods, like to travel to the UK, the British TV series, the UK is the first choice of the Chinese students to study abroad in Europe... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
青年时报：杨英豪要代表杭州文澜中学出战#最强大脑#v对战赛啦！这位岁的少年凭着他的聪慧与睿智不断给我们惊喜，看似瘦小的身体里却潜藏着巨大的知识能量，他做题时的果断与迅速我们都有目共睹，给浙江学子打call！ tRSwr
[Yang Yinghao to represent hangzhou millan middle school play against the strongest brain # # v! The teenager with his intelligence and wisdom to our surprise, seems thin body is lurking in the vast knowledge of energy, he did (decisively and quickly we are there for all to see, make the call to zhejiang students! tRSwr]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【宝马车凌晨冲进池塘 好友称无酒驾[疑问]】点分，张老板第一次报警。他看到驾驶座上还有个人，一直不停在点头。“我拼命叫他开天窗或者后备厢，爬出来我们好救他，但是他就是不理我。我又不会游泳，急也急死了！”可当他再次回到池塘边，轿车已经沉到了水底...↓↓tRSyitO
[The BMW rushed into the pond in the morning Friends say no drunken driving [question]] dotted, zhang boss for the first time report to the police. He saw the drivers side and personal, ever on the nod. I tried to call him a blank or boot, climb out so that we can save him, but he just ignored me. I cant swim, urgent also anxious! But when he went back to the pond, cars have sink to the bottom... Left left tRSyitO]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
猫扑：【女学员驾考时疑过度紧张，心脏骤停死亡】 近日，江苏苏州，一女子驾考时突然心脏骤停，经现场抢救无效不幸身亡。专家称由于驾考的特殊性，考生容易出现过度紧张情绪。驾校教练表示，要在训练中提前缓解紧张。tRSYD
[【 suspected strains for female students driving exam, sudden cardiac arrest death 】 recently, in suzhou, jiangsu province, a woman driving exam when all of a sudden cardiac arrest, the field rescue invalid died. Experts say because of the particularity of driving exam, the examinee prone to excessive tension. Driving school coach said, to ease tension in advance in the training. tRSYD]
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薛蛮子：回复@时间的亲戚放屁！为什么用陈宇的照片？@时间的亲戚这就不好吧，怎么用别人@江南愤青心 的照片啊。
[Reply @ the relatives of time break wind! Why use researh material - photo? @ the relatives of time this is bad, how to use someone @ jiangnan fenqing heart pictures.]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
一块去旅行：芬兰冬夜的星空 美到让人窒息
[Finnish winter night sky Beauty to let a person suffocate]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
玩转instagram：转发这组招财猫，接下来这一年财源滚滚！[喵喵]
[Forward this set of plutus cat, this coming year bonanza! [meow]]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
ZAKER：【iPhone X太贵不好卖？看看它的成绩单】 iPhone X太贵不好卖？苹果刚公布成绩单，让库克笑开花>详情 tRSAbZs
[【 iPhone X too expensive sell? See the transcript 】 the iPhone X too expensive is bad to sell? Apple has just announced the transcript, let cook blossom smile > tRSAbZs for details]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
优酷：他有一双会与花对话的手，周杰伦、张震等社会名流是他的座上宾，LV、Dior、Hermes等都争相与他合作，杭州富春山居、上海柏悦酒店、台北W Hotel、普吉岛悦榕庄等国际五星级酒店亦能觅见他的佳作……他是台湾顶级花艺大师、#了不起的匠人#凌宗涌。在他手里，每一朵花无论贵贱，都能变成最美的样子。...全文： m.weibo
[He has a pair of dialogue with flower hand, jay Chou, celebrities such as chang is his guest, Louis vuitton, Dior, Hermes, etc are scrambling to work with him, hangzhou inferior at W Hotel, Shanghai park hyatt Hotel, Taipei, phuket international five-star hotels such as the banyan tree also to see him find good... He is Taiwans top flower art master, # great # LingZongChong craftsmen. In his hands, each flower whether, can become the most beautiful appearance. ... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑：这个红包充满了恶意[允悲]
[The red envelope is full of malicious [allow sad]]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
薛蛮子：今天小学同学发来一张我头发胡同老四合院的照片。我在年被抄家后搬到一个小屋里了。年就上山下乡了
[Todays primary school students from a photo of my hair hutongs old siheyun. I was property in years later moved to a small room. Years went to the countryside]
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小野妹子学吐槽：#奇葩大会# 不一样的人究竟怎么玩吃鸡？开车旅游全程OB？跑酷达人的屋内捉迷藏？#荒野行动# 月日《奇葩大会》见！我北京朝阳区第一JU王坐等你们的表演！ #荒野行动空降奇葩#
[# # science meeting different people how to play to eat chicken? Drive tourism to the OB? The room of parkours hide and seek? Action # # wilderness, see the wonderful work conference! My first JU Beijing chaoyang district king, waiting for your performance! Airborne science # # wilderness action]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌：意大利有一句谚语：对一个歌手的要求，首先是嗓子、嗓子和嗓子……我现在按照这一公式拙劣地摹仿为：对一个要成为不负于高尔基所声称的那种“人”的要求，首先是意志、意志和意志。 ——奥斯特洛夫斯基
[Italy has a proverb the demand for a singer, the first is the throat, voice and throat... Im clumsy imitation is according to this formula for a to be not false to gorky claimed that people, the first is the will, the will and the will. - ostrovsky]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：#疯狂夺金# 恩？%的小伙伴选择可以和前任做朋友[笑而不语] 大度，不存在的 ~
下一题真的是送分送钱题了吧，女朋友喊你“滚”你是滚还是不滚？ [哈哈]女神们赶紧@ 蓝票来答题啦[二哈] 入口：优酷app疯狂夺金，tRSZECE ！
[# # crazy gold well? % junior partner selection can make friends with former [smiling without a word] magnanimous, there is no ~ < br > the next topic is really send to distribute money topic, girlfriend called you roll roll roll or not are you? (ha ha) the goddess @ blue ticket to answer quickly! [two ha] entry youku app gold, crazy tRSZECE! ]
但斌：转发评论：年股灾，灭了中产。年慢牛，灭了小散。年初，在气势如虹的上涨中，短短五天，竟然灭了许多上市公司大股东。🙏🙏🙏
[Forward comments in a crash, destroyed the middle. In slow cow, put out small scattered. Earlier this year, in the unstoppable rise, within five days, destroyed many of the major shareholders of listed companies. 🙏🙏🙏 ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑：还有分钟生日红包派送就要开始了～万红包哦[爱你][爱你]
[Still have minutes will be started in red envelopes to send birthday ~ red envelopes oh love you [] [] love you]
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微博搞笑排行榜：是我了[跪了]@共勉 我大概是条咸鱼了
[Is my] [kneeling @ I probably is a salted fish]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
青年时报：【杭州一女子报警称被强奸，警察赶到后她竟说没事，自己喝多了…… 】昨天（月日）凌晨点分，桐庐指挥中心接到女子冯某报警称：她在城南街道白云小区被人强奸。警察赶到结果是女子喝醉酒与男友发生争吵，报警称自己被人强奸，其实她只是想吓唬男友。最后她因假报警被拘留三天。...全文： m.weibo
[[hangzhou a woman rape alarm said, after police arrived she said nothing, drink much anymore... point a.m yesterday (June ), tonglu Feng Mou alarm command center received a woman said she was raped in baiyun district south of the city street. Police rushed to the result is that woman drunk have quarrels with her boyfriend, police said they were raped, in fact, she just wanted to scare her boyfriend. At last she was in custody for three days for false alarm. ... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：#锋味##邓紫棋#@GEM鄧紫棋 解解变身美厨娘，亲自下厨做番茄炒蛋，结果变成“问题少女”连环发问谢霆锋@锋味 ，不知所措的模样让谢霆锋瞬间@William威廉陈伟霆 上身，谢大厨这波的模仿简直太有画面感[羞嗒嗒]
tRMSmzO
[# # # # front flavor Deng Zi chess @ GEM Deng Zi chess solving turns into a beautiful kitchen niang, cook do tomato scrambled eggs, the results into a girl serial asked Nicholas tse @ front, instant perplexed look let Nicholas tse @ William William William, thank chef this wave of imitation is a metamorphosis [shame clicking] < br > tRMSmzO]
玩转instagram：#戏精的套路#有特色的民宿，就是你一住进去，就情不自禁想给自己加戏。“嘿，pretty lady~成都大理乌鲁木齐~去哪不重要，多久不重要~高逼格的房间要租好~”@小猪短租网 戳此赢取免费住tRaXsz tRylgUI
[Fine pattern # # play distinctive home stay facility, is a live in, you just couldnt help but want to give myself a play. Hey, pretty lady ~ ~ go to chengdu, Dali urumqi which is not important, how long is not important ~ high forces room to rent good ~ @ pig rent short net stamp this win a free live tRaXsz tRylgUI]
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汽车之家：#家家汽车文化#三辆低趴车跑山是怎么样的体验tRXkBg
[# every car culture # low on car running experience tRXkBg mountains is what]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷：#疯狂夺金# 今天 开启宝箱题模式！道道题目均可瓜分万元奖池，答错一题仍然可以参与剩下的答题哦！千万别错过！道宝箱题全部答对，更可瓜分额外万！呼朋唤友一起答题，疯狂夺金给你好看！[亲亲]
[# # gold crazy today open the treasure case model! Behing topic can divide $ten thousand jackpot, wrong one can still participate in the rest of the answer! Dont miss! Treasure chest problem all right, can divide more extra million! I answer together, crazy gold give you good-looking! [kiss]]
