2018年2月1日星期四

A plain, sincere, love lifeGraphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Att

但斌:
    发表了博文《【一线】微软Azure云服务收入连续十个季度同比增幅超%》tRJKemW ​
[Published a blog post the front-line Microsoft Azure cloud services revenue for ten consecutive quarter year-on-year growth exceeds % > tRJKemW]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽:
    对呀,我特别喜欢钱,但不是因为喜欢钱,而是因为喜欢钱能买到的自由。 ​
[Yeah, I love money, but I like money, not because of who you are, but because like the free money can buy. ​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

微博搞笑排行榜:
    预告今晚分互动题目:“独居是什么体验”。(本条预告分钟后删除) ​
[Forecast tonight in interactive questions what is solitary experience. (this article forecast minutes remove)]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

知乎:
    #知乎小事# 为什么街头烤鸭、烤肠、麻辣烫、关东煮、烧烤这些东西不断被人说不健康甚至致癌,可销量却丝毫不受影响?👉tRJXdV ​
[Why # # zhihu small streets of duck, sausage, malatang, kanto cook, barbecue these things by continual say no to people health and even cause cancer, but sales did not affected? 👉tRJXdV ​]

发现更大的世界

冷笑话精选:
    留着发朋友圈[哆啦A梦吃惊]
[Keep the hair circle of friends [doraemon surprised]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪汽车:
    感谢公益之路一起同行! 关注道路安全,践行环保,一起为下一代建设美好的未来[心][心][心]
[Thanks to public road journey together! Pay close attention to road safety, the practice of environmental protection, the beautiful future together for the next generation of construction [heart] [heart] [heart]]

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新沐sunshine:
    有的比[并不简单]
[Some than [] are not simple]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

金山夜话博主:
    #YY直播# 围观【情感-金山的直播】,和我一起搞事情,就等你啦,上YY 陪你一起么么哒! tRJxAv @YY直播 ​
[# # YY live watching live 】 【 emotions - golden hill, and I did things together, will be waiting for you, with you on YY yao yao da! TRJxAv @ YY live]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

金山夜话博主:
    #YY直播# 围观【如何谈恋爱】,和我一起搞事情,就等你啦,上YY 陪你一起么么哒! tRJMWRU @YY直播 ​
[# # YY live view, how to fall in love 】 【 did things together with me, will be waiting for you, with you on YY mua! TRJMWRU @ YY live]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

冷笑话精选:
    大晚上的[二哈]@宅男宅女集中营看饿了[允悲]@贴吧君 [跪了][跪了]@澡堂子歌手阿k:啊啊啊啊这完美的面条@iamsky就不说我是谁又是[跪了][跪了][跪了][跪了]
[Ha] [two big night @ otaku dont go out for a long time of female camps look hungryallow sad @ tieba jun] [kneeling] [kneeling @ ZaoTangZi singer k ohoo this perfect noodles @ iamsky will not say I am who is] [kneeling] [kneeling] [kneeling] [kneeling]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

冷笑话精选:
    emmmm……[允悲]@以前的昵称太长了哈哈哈评论笑炸@宅男宅女集中营哈哈哈滚滚滚@万事屋纸纸酱很浪漫 但依稀记得是不是少了一个沉淀符号呢?@我宇太阳肩并肩蒂花之秀@父母吐槽君真的浪漫🌹@太皇太后您有喜啦还能这样撩的吗?@乳不贫何以平天下哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈真的秀
[Emmmm... [allow sad] the nickname of the @ before too long hahaha comments smile Fried @ otaku dont go out for a long time of female camp hahaha rolling rolling @ all the house of paper paper jam is romantic But vaguely remember precipitation is less a symbol? @我宇太阳肩并肩蒂花之秀@父母调侃君真的浪漫🌹@太皇太后您有喜啦还能这样撩的吗? @ milk dont lean how flat the world ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha really show]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪汽车:
    感谢今晚的精彩演唱,很好听很震撼,感谢为公益付出的爱,充满温暖与力量[爱你]!#大爱燃擎#
[Thanks to the wonderful singing tonight, very good very shocked, thank for the public good love, full of warmth and strength [] to love you! # # love with]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    【顾客称吃到头发要求退钱 老板神回复:我秃头![跪了]】台湾一名顾客去路边小吃店吃炒面,快吃完了跟老板说碗里有头发,要求退钱。老板面有难色,双方僵持不下,最后老板无奈承认自己是秃头,因此没有头发可以掉,顾客傻眼。。。tRMSLQ ​
[The customer said to eat hair demand their money back Boss god reply Im bald!] [kneeling 】 a customer in Taiwan to roadside snack to eat Fried noodles, almost finished with the boss has said a bowl hair, request a refund. Boss surface has be reluctant, the two sides deadlocked, the last boss, but admits he is bald, so there is no hair can fall, customer dumbfounded... tRMSLQ]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

星巴克北京:
    今天是月的第一天,说起月就是充满浪漫气氛的情人节月了,星巴克已经准备好俘获你的少女心,情人节未到,但是充满爱情故事的#情人节系列#星杯已经来到你身边,让这些充满爱意的情人节杯子,告诉TA你的心意。 ​
[Today is the first day of the month, about a month is full of romantic atmosphere on valentines day, starbucks girl ready to capture your heart, not to the valentines day, but full of love story # # valentines day series star cup has come around you, let the loving cup valentines day, tell them your mind. ​]

星巴克咖啡公司成立于年,始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间,门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。

ZAKER:
    #深夜ZAKER# 不行,说的是一辈子,差一年、一个月、一天、一个时辰…都不算一辈子!——《霸王别姬》 ​
[# not ZAKER# late at night, is a lifetime, one year and one month, one day, an hour... Is not a lifetime! - farewell my concubine]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

汽车之家:
    #晚安家人#开上豪车,会不会不由自主的产生优越感? ​
[# good night # on family cars, will involuntarily have superiority? ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

玩转instagram:
    冬天晚上就想来一碗热腾腾的面[馋嘴] ​
[Want a bowl of noodles, hot in winter evening [available]]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)

但斌:
    发表了博文《Facebook高管解读财报:今年关注有意义的社交互动》tRJjVg ​
[Published a blog post Facebook executives interpretation results this year focused on meaningful social interaction tRJjVg]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽:
    岛国一妹子表示,由于老妈的爱豆、小鲜肉演员福士苍汰被曝出热恋绯闻,今晚没吃上饭...都怪狗仔[允悲] ​
[Island a sister said, because the mothers love beans, small meat actor fu and pale tide had a passionate love affair, didnt eat dinner tonight... All blame paparazzi [allow sad]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新沐sunshine:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

但斌:
    发表了博文《著名金融投资家索罗斯:Facebook和谷歌“气数已尽”》tRJUVFt ​
[Published a blog post the famous financier George soros Facebook and Google significant tRJUVFt]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @快乐林:年年大牛市里堆起的商誉年到了表演期,A股的扫雷游戏怕是还远远没结束。做投资不要与趋势为敌,上半年排雷期没踩中雷,下半年才有心情去找被错杀的中小票。
[@ pleasant grove Daniel heaped up in the city every year the goodwill of the performance issue, A shares of minesweeper even is far from over. Do investment dont make an enemy of the trend, in the first half of mine didnt step on the ray, the second half of the year is in the mood to go looking for small and medium-sized ticket is wrong.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选:
    好好活[二哈]
[Live ,]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪汽车:
    拒绝车窗抛物,和@尚雯婕 一起文明有素出行[心]@微公益#大爱燃擎# 感谢@尚雯婕 的#星光公益力#[心]一起支持文明出行,道路安全,和你我有关[心]@星光公益联盟 支持文明出行,拒绝车窗抛物,和@尚雯婕 一起关注汽车公益之夜[心]#大爱燃擎# @来去之间@景栋转发微博
[Parabolic refused to the window and civilization with @ shang wenjie experienced travel [heart] @ micro public welfare thank @ # # love of qing shang wenjie the star and yili # # [heart] support civilization travel together, road safety, you and me about public welfare alliance [heart] @ starlight Parabolic support civilized travel, refused to the window and @ shang wenjie about car with good night [heart] # love of qing between @ # @ come forward kengtung weibo]

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edc陳冠希:
    明天是CLOT帶給我們華人驕傲的日子
CLOTNIKEAIRFORCESILKONES
謝謝你們的支持! ​

[Tomorrow is a CLOT to the days when we Chinese proud < br > CLOTNIKEAIRFORCESILKONES < br > thank you for your support! ​]

International nomad

新浪汽车:
    #大爱燃擎# 汽车和公益紧密结合,将会激起更大的社会影响力[拳头][拳头][拳头]
[# # love with cars and combined closely with the public welfare, will provoke greater social influence [fist] [fist] [fist]]

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MIUI:
    说说你每天身上必带的三样东西是_____?[偷笑] ​
[Tell me about your body will take three things every day is _____? [laughing]]

MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!

冷笑话精选:
    学习了[哆啦A梦吃惊]@Solarmmmmm:他们说得对-----鲁迅
[Learned [doraemon surprised] @ Solarmmmmm they were right -- - lu xun]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪汽车:
    #大爱燃擎# 道路安全,与我有关!和好妈妈@朱丹 一起守护儿童平安出行[心][心][心]
[# # love with road safety, related to me! Protect children with good mother @ by peace travel [heart] [heart] [heart]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
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优酷:
    “解解”@GEM鄧紫棋 在#锋味#露出“吃货本色”,看到零食两眼发光!嘴上说着不能再吃了,手上却一个接一个的往嘴里送,完全停不下来的节奏,简直可爱到炸裂有木有 #优酷粉综艺#
tRMSHfF ​

[Solving @ GEM Deng Zi chess version instinctive is shown in the # # tat taste, see snacks luminous eyes! To say I cant eat any more, it one by one to send, completely cant stop the pace of absolutely lovely to have burst # youku powder variety # < br > tRMSHfF]

新浪汽车:
    #大爱燃擎# 保护环境刻不容缓,携手共建绿色未来![心][心][心]
[# # love with so it is urgent to protect the environment, build green future hand in hand! [heart] [heart] [heart]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
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猫扑:
    一看就知道是奶奶带大的猫 ​
[A look at will know that is grandma with a big cat]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

新浪汽车:
    #大爱燃擎# 汽车公益之夜现场,新浪首席运营官兼总裁杜红、微博CEO王高飞、公安部道路交通安全研究中心机动车辆安全室主任周文辉,与郎朗、张信哲、尚雯婕、王晰共同启动“大爱燃擎计划”,推动安全春运等系列线上线下公益活动[心][心]!文明交通,安全出行,平安春运,幸福回家[心][爱你] ...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # love with car good night scene, sinas chief operating officer and President of du hong, weibo gao-fei wang, CEO of motor vehicle safety, the ministry of public security of road traffic safety research center director wen-hui zhou, and lang lang, zhang xinzhe, shang wenjie, Wang Xi jointly launched great love qing plan, to promote safe travel series online public welfare activities such as [heart] [heart]! Civilization, traffic safety travel, travel safe and happy home [heart] [love] you... The full text m. eibo]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
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最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
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小野妹子学吐槽:
    对不起,太美了[爱你][爱你][爱你] ​
[Im sorry, so beautiful love you [] [] love you love you []]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新沐sunshine:
    又是不劳而获的草莓,好羞愧😳 ​
[又是不劳而获的草莓,好羞愧😳 ​]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航