2017年12月23日星期六

Reported global spread to ChinaPlease direct messages ridicule. The public number kissmemouth bus

人民网:
    究竟有几个正方形?据说%的人都算错了! ​​​​
[Exactly how many square? It is said that % are wrong! ​​​​]


报道全球 传播中国

北美吐槽君:
    “室友未经我们允许把她全家带到我们的house住下了,如何优雅的撕逼” ​​​
[Roommate without our consent brought her family to our house going to, how elegant quarrel]


吐槽请私信;公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

敖厂长:
    这么多年我终于对自己的视频制作生涯有个准确评价了,五个字:戏红人不红。看我视频的人挺多,关心我本人的人挺少。这种感觉挺好的~ ​​​
[So many years I finally had a accurate evaluation for his video making career, five words dont play the red man. Look at my video a lot, care about my people is quite few. This feeling is quite good ~]


HI

司令本V:
    没睡的点个赞签到。 ​​​
[Didnt sleep point a check-in. ​​​]


著名艺术家,资深司令本。

科学家种太阳:
    人啊,有点黑历史是好事。
因为人不可能没有过去,那就一定有历史。
过去的事变成了黑点,说明现在变得更好了。
假如自己越过越差,那还有什么黑历史啊?再不堪的过去,对于走下坡路的人而言,那也是光辉的过去啊。晚安。 ​​​

[Man, a bit black history is a good thing. < br > because people dont may not have in the past, then there must be historical. < br > the past events became black spots that are now much better. < br > if they cross the worse, what else is there black history? Of the past again, for the decline, its glorious past. Good night. ​​​]


公种号sunplantist

Marco_徐晓峰:
    睡了
晚安[月亮] ​​​

[< br > good night sleep the [moon]]


专注投资和宏观经济研究 公司网址:lanlinggroup

作家杜楠:
    怎么,这么漂亮的美丽乡村,为啥不让发?! ​​​
[How, such a beautiful beautiful countryside, why not let the hair? ! ​​​]


优秀的社会主义接班人,热爱国家,热爱党

他予他梦:
    我想今天可以开心一点,晚安。 ​​​
[I think today can happy, good night. ​​​]


心中藏之,无日忘之。

黑泽A:
    早晨九点到现在,虽然有点懵逼,但是是在做自己喜欢的事,不累[月亮] ​​​
[At nine o clock in the morning until now, although a little meng force, but is doing the thing that oneself like, not tired [moon]]


中国戏精学院毕业的一匹黑马。

全球流行风尚:
    虚无就虚无,过眼就过眼,人生本就是攒在手里的水似的,总是流逝,没什么千秋万载的一说。想开了,什么不能呢? ——王安忆《长恨歌》 ​​​​
[Nothing is nothing, just passing, the life is saved in the hand of the water, always goes on, its not a lucky to carry. Would like to open, what cant? - wang anyis everlasting regret]


微博内最大的娱乐、时尚、潮流集聚地,每天播报娱乐、时尚、潮流信息,个人微信ID:kuangjinhua

猫小北的厕所读物:
    从来没有一个面包可以活到明天早上[拜拜] #搞笑# ​​​
[There never was a bread can live to be [bynum] # funny # tomorrow morning]


每日更新最好玩的内容,最佳厕所伴侣。合作QQ

冷眼说新闻:
    大义凌然的喊着 求刘某人不要再删微博了。 脸塞到裤裆里喊的吧?

月日上面人肉人家父母的微博咋还删了呢,

为啥删啊?那么牛B你别删啊。

别人诋毁你,你骂人死爹死妈是事实不,你人肉搜索违法是事实不

跟刘鑫之间的仇恨关网友屁事,别人发个微博赶紧引导大家去喷。

确实,你转发的文章一点不错 ​​​

[Concerning the LingRan shouted O Liu Mouren dont delete microblogging again. Face to shout in the crotch? < br > < br > the date above human family parents weibo zha also deleted, < br > < br > why delete? You dont delete ah so niubi. < br > < br > others to slander you, you call names dead father mother is facts, no violation of human flesh search is the fact that you dont < br > < br > with rebekah hatred between netizens fart matter, others send a weibo to guide people to spray. < br > < br > indeed, forwarding the article exactly]


包子的哥哥,馒头的弟弟!叫韭菜盒子

热家居集:
    温馨简约的卧室一览,喜欢图 ​​​
[The bedroom of sweet simple view, like figure]


爱家居 爱生活~ 合作QQ

MusicWars:
    Shawn Mendes与Hailey Baldwin街头拥抱被拍,两人近日也被经常拍到在一起,这是要恋爱了吗?[doge][摊手] ​​​
[Shawn Mendes and Hailey Baldwin street hug was made, two people recently were often photographed together, this is to be in love? [doge] [stand hand]]


娱乐评论

世界最搞排行榜:
    有一种爱叫做放手#搞笑# ​ ​​​
[There is a love called let go # # funny]


每日分享热门内容,让您开心一笑!

GloriAries:
    把这几个暗戳戳点赞的怂逼都拉黑了,别以为我看不到你是谁诶,pc版清清楚楚[摊手]
好笑的是这个sb竟然是第一个自己给自己点赞的,果然一方面low处处low ​​​

[Put these a few dark chuo chuo point praise the unintelligent force are blocked, dont think I cant see who you are, PC version clear [stand hand] < br > funny is the sb turned out to be the first to give yourself some praise, indeed as expected on the one hand, low, low, everywhere]


微信公众号→GloriAries你基 | 工作邮箱guiltgloria@hotmail 【图文未经允许禁止一切形式转载】

阅读小镇:
    反正山高水长,你还有那么多时间可以嚣张,只是别再疼的时候发现错过的有多难忘。 ​ ​​​
[Anyway, hill high water is long, you still have so much time can be arrogant, just stop when they found miss how unforgettable. ​ ​​​]


作家,今于静谧的小镇停留,读书写作▼合作请私信

美图摄影日记-张千里:
    分钟拍,秒剪,谁都可以当导演的年代!@左手_plus #原来这么拍# tRTspgq ​​​
[Minutes, seconds, who can be the director s! Take # tRTspgq _plus # @ left hand originally so]


人文地理摄影师,《原来这么拍》创始人,《旅行摄影圣经》系列丛书作者,GettyImages、《时尚旅游》、《摄影之友》、多个摄影器材品牌签约摄影师

书画-鉴赏:
    石涛画竹是当之无愧的一代大师,他手下的竹子柔韧而刚劲,挺拔洒脱,风刮不到,雪压不折。他的绘画不仅山水成就突出,而且兰竹、花卉不让先贤、自成一格。 ​​​
[Over the painting bamboo is worthy of a generation of master, his bamboo flexibility and stiffness, free and easy, wind, snow pressure dont fold. His paintings not only landscape achievement is outstanding, but LanZhu, flowers dont let the sages, sui generis. ​​​]


书画知识与鉴赏

鸽白小:
    啵啵 tRTspbo ​​​
[Bam bam tRTspbo]


谢谢喜欢

无节操嗨叔:
    裹在被子里不出来,这才是想要的冬天日常![吃瓜][吃瓜]

#谜之微笑# #微博搞笑排行# tRTsSAt ​​​

[Wrapped in a quilt not to come out, this is want winter everyday! [eat the melon] [eat the melon] < br > < br > # # # them smile weibo # tRTsSAt out funny]


微博幽默博主 微博搞笑搜集

张辛欣:
    这会是年来,我最孤单的圣诞和新年。
我的斯蒂夫走了
肺部小手术第四天恢复时被医院周末医生加护士严重失误,谋害了
一个比卡夫卡城堡更大的真实
眼看着斯蒂夫在去,
我有一个极度自私的念头:我再也没有这样智慧的渊博的头脑,请教,交流了,我的智力,随之风散了,我再也没有看电影的好伴了,电影 ​​​

[It is here, let me the most lonely Christmas and New Year. < br > I walked Steve < br > lung small operation the fourth day, when the hospital doctors and nurses at the weekend serious error, murdered < br > a more real than kafka castle < br > to see Steve to, < br > I have an extremely selfish thought I have no such great minds of wisdom, consult and communication, my intelligence, then the wind dispersed, I have no good partner on the movie, the movie]


各种媒体皆临时手段,在创作中自乐不足

触动心灵的英文短句:
    人生就像一场舞会,教会你最初舞步的人未必能陪你走到散场。
Life is like a dance, your first steps of the church who may not be able to walk with you. ​​​

[Life is like a ball, your initial steps of the church who may not walk you to the present. < br > Life is like a dance, your first steps of the church who may not be able to walk with you.]


全天小时不停更新那些触动你心灵的文字合作QQ

微天下:
    【快讯】联合国安理会日通过强化对朝鲜制裁的决议。 ​​​
[【 express 】 the United Nations security council, through enhancing the resolution of sanctions against north Korea. ​​​]


全天候的中国最大原创国际资讯平台,新浪新闻中心出品。提供新闻线索请发私信,或发邮件至microworlds@sina

伍詠薇:
    伍氏三兄弟合體❤️❤️❤️
我最敬愛的兩位親哥哥😘😘
祝我們身體健康,合家平安快樂財運亨通到永遠🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
#台山三兄弟
#叫我伍詠衡
@RichardEng ​​​

[伍氏三兄弟合体❤️❤️❤️
我最敬爱的两位亲哥哥😘😘
祝我们身体健康,合家平安快乐财运亨通到永远🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
#台山三兄弟
#叫我伍咏衡
@RichardEng ​​​]



我係品牌「Bijinsenmon美人專門」CEO。火星派嚟地球嘅正能量使者
兼香港超級正能量藝人

逹西先生:
    屆香港結婚節
能和屆港姐冠軍馮盈盈同台真的榮幸 ​​​

[Can Hong Kong wedding festival < br > and Miss Hong Kong champion feng ying ying from the true pleasure]


Hainan林夏羽 instagram:ayuuulam 工作聯繫:xmu@yeah.net

4yen_:
    [太开心][太开心][太开心] ​​​
[[quite happy] [quite happy] [quite happy]]


Hi

新京报:
     [话筒]【悬赏公告】年月日,湖南省娄底市新化县上梅镇发生一起持枪杀人案件。经侦查,陈建湘(男,岁,年月日出生,新化县上梅镇人,高约.米,身材中等,逃跑时上穿灰色夹克,留平头短发)有重大作案嫌疑。
        公安机关向广大群众征集举报嫌疑人线索,举报线索协助抓获嫌疑 ​​​

[[microphone] [price announcement] (date) (month) (year), hunan loudi in xinhua county town of mei gun killings together. After the investigation, Chen Jianxiang (male, age, born on, xinhua on mei town, about. M, average, escape on grey jacket, a bobs) of a major crime suspicion. < br > the public security organ to report suspected to the masses, collect clues, to report suspected clues to help capture]


一份以责任为灵魂的报纸;一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸;一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报,品质源于责任。

小屁屁挖白菜:
    wx扫码 京东会员京享双旦节 点京享双蛋节 有机会得京豆全品类满减券 ​​​
[Wx scan code Jingdong members enjoy Beijing double Christmas Beijing enjoy double egg section Have the opportunity to the Beijing beans all category full cut coupons]


不接商家广告,如收到陌生人@ 请拉黑(我是个人的,没有群,无其他平台,请勿造谣)薅羊毛|白菜价搬运|活动推荐推送

无节操啪叔:
    不嫌弃你胸小的男人才是真的爱你 #搞笑幽默# ​​​
[Dont abandon your chest be small man is really love you # # funny humor]


有事请找啪叔

腻害:
    比动作演员更厉害的,是身怀绝技的摄影师,哈哈哈哈哈哈厉害了厉害了 #搞笑幽默# ​​​
[Is worse than action actor, is the first official photographer, ha ha ha ha ha ha much much # # funny humor]


关注我的人都好腻害啊(•̀⌄•́)

CC_Lostheartpuppet:
    #一心一意,易烊千玺#
这么晚了我滴小宝贝儿应该已经在睡梦中了吧!做个美梦哦!晚安[月亮]爱你@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 #Unpredictable[音乐]# ​​​

[# wholeheartedly, easy Yang thousand seal # < br > its so late I drop baby should have in his sleep! Do a dream! Good night [moon] love you @ TFBOYS - easy Yang thousand seal # Unpredictable [music] #]


螅啊:
    对加班螅进行暗中观察。一边观察一边犯困一边走神[允悲]#双锤肉枫观察日记# ​​​
[To secretly observe Xi overtime. While observing distracted while sleepyallow sad diary # # double meat hammer maple observation]


常悲切

樱井福山润滑油:
    #hannibal# #MadsMikkelsen# [跪了] ​​​
[# # hannibal# MadsMikkelsen#] [kneeling]


Mads Mikkelsen后荣迷猫头鹰派