优酷:
四方“八”面人生百态,台上台下“亿”心如初。#喜剧总动员# 第二季播放量喜破八亿!在优酷#喜总很酷# 认真做搞笑,我们不含糊![拳头]
[The quartet eight face life, off stage million heart. # # comedy story in the second quarter of play happy to break the eight hundred million! In youku # # xi always cool funny, seriously do we clearly! [fist]]
蜜汁魔性[允悲]@lightgto:有毒[允悲]
[Honeydew ones [allow sad] @ lightgto toxicallow sad]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!一块去旅行:
俄罗斯的冬天
[The Russian winter]
我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:南方都市报:
#午间分享#【回顾卡卡的那些经典瞬间 [心]】巴西球星卡卡正式宣布退役,告别自己的球员生涯!一起回顾属于卡卡的那些经典瞬间,那个无所不能的追风少年,那个足球先生、金球奖获得者……那个无数人的“足球情人”!再见,祝福!@卡卡Kaka tRTjQWw
[# # noon to share the classic moments [heart] [review kaka 】 Brazilian star kaka formally announced his retirement, say goodbye to your career! Together to review the classic moments belongs to kaka, the omnipotent zhuifeng juvenile, the footballer of the year and golden globe winner... The millions of football lover! Bye, blessing! @ Kaka Kaka tRTjQWw]
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#出行生活#【生死惊魂:女孩骑车刚过,一回头路面轰然塌陷米深[傻眼]】月日,郑州一路段惊现大坑。现场目击者说,一女孩骑着车刚刚过去,路面就突然塌陷了,所幸没有人员伤亡。市政工作人员说塌陷面积数十平方,深度达米[衰]tRTjoZqI
[Travel life # # [life and death cry the girl riding after a back road surface collapse collapse rice deep [been]] month day, zhengzhou a road near the hole. The scene, witnesses said a girl riding a car just in the past, the road suddenly collapsed, fortunately no casualties. Tens of square, municipal workers say collapsing area depth damien tRTjoZqI [failure]]
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【爆笑!儿子把大明星“女友”带回家 父母愣了:你不是很穷吗[doge]】某日本综艺请到了人气女星土屋太凤,让一男生带回家对父母宣布“这是我女友”。妈妈看到儿子带回来的是大明星后,对儿子连连发出宗师级别的吐槽:“你除了性格好点还有别的优点吗?你不是一直在底层徘徊吗?你不是很穷吗?”@梨视频...全文: m.weibo
[[joke! Son took big star girlfriend home parents leng you are not very poor? [doge]] a Japanese variety in popular actress hut too chicken, let a boy to take home to your parents announced that this is my girlfriend. Mother brought back is big star after seeing a son, his son repeatedly issued a master level of speech do you have other advantages besides character better? You dont always wander in the bottom? You are not poor? @ pear video... The full text m. eibo]
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#军师联盟之虎啸龙吟#迷弟司马懿@吴秀波 数落起自己不如诸葛亮@王洛勇 的地方,说得比谁都溜,谈到自己强过孔明的地方,则不忘拍拍曹叡@刘欢Happy哥 的马屁,这讲话滴水不漏的本领[笑cry]想要一本《司马懿的说话之道》tRTlIkD
[# mastermind alliance roars of dragons # @ cursing his super wu fan brother sima yi is better than zhuge liang @ luoyong wang, ratio who all slip, when it comes to places they better than the bore is clear, do not forget the pat on cao 叡 @ liu huan Happy elder brothers ass, it is the ability of speech [laugh cry] want a tRTlIkD the sima yi way of speaking]
汽车之家:
#家人帮家人#@玉轩沉浮 :“大家好,我的购车预算在裸车-万,想入手一台自动挡三厢车,马力在以上,空间和舒适性好一点,大家有什么好的推荐么,感谢!”
[# @ # family help family jade porch ups and downs hello, my car budget in the car - all, think of a automatic sedan, horsepower in above, space and comfort is better, you have any good recommend, thank you! ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。但斌:
[赞]@逆风飞扬zgjsszluxuan:昨天我在爬山途中,听到一名擦肩而过的驴友对身边的伙伴,气喘吁吁地说,“爬山就是一种精神,就是坚持住!”
[[who] @ flying against the wind zgjsszluxuan yesterday I climbing a mountain on the way, to hear a passing travelers to partner, and gasped, mountain climbing is a kind of spirit, is to hold on!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
@文艺男屌丝Ao:五粮液在开年中大会
[@ the male prick silk Ao wuliangye conference in years]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人小浪同学爱吐槽:
【王俊凯杂志开年双封曝光 成长少年的双面姿态】《时装男士》开年双封曝光,演绎主题“我这里,天刚亮”。少年怀抱手风琴坐在屋顶凝视远方,眼神清澈坦荡。坐在金黄色银杏叶中的王俊凯,露出温暖的笑容,仿佛让这个冬日不再寒冷↓↓tRTYmHL
[【 chun-kai wang magazine in double sealing exposure to grow youngs double attitude 】 the fashion for men to open in double exposure, interpreting the theme Im here, at first light. Young arms accordion sitting on the roof stare at the distance, eyes clear and magnanimous. Sitting on a golden chun-kai wang of ginkgo biloba, warm smile, as if to let this winter no longer cold left left tRTYmHL]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。但斌:
回复@Xwu阿平[微笑]@Xwu阿平中国千万别走上穆化的道路……
[Reply @ Xwu certainty [smiles] @ Xwu joined China dont on the path of MuHua...]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
祝贺五粮液创出历史新高,最近恐怕是五粮液要带领白酒板块向前了[作揖][赞]
[Congratulations to wuliangye record, recently Im afraid is wuliangye to lead the liquor plate forward [bowing] [who]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
发表了博文《马化腾最新:条干货,腾讯万亿的“秘密武器”》马化腾最新:条干货,腾讯万亿的“秘密武器”--精益创业营来源:优世界Umonde导语腾讯股价连续多个交易日增长,并于上周tRTYmLn
[Article published a blog post the ma latest dry, tencent trillions secret weapon, ma latest dry, tencent trillions secret weapon - sources lean startup camp optimal tencent Umonde leads the world with multiple consecutive trading day growth, and tRTYmLn last week]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人小野妹子学吐槽:
还真的没有辣[doge]
[Sure wasnt hot [doge]]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。青年时报:
【一个铲屎官的痛!李宇春#登台前鞋被爱狗咬烂#】年月日讯,昨日,@李宇春 发布微博晒出自己的新鞋被狗咬烂的照片,并配文表示“已知,活动前一小时,一双鞋,被咬烂了。求解? ”照片中,一只白色鞋子被咬的全是洞,而小狗却一脸无辜,嘴里仍在咬着东西。最后,被逼无奈的春春还是穿着被...全文: m.weibo
[【 a shovel excrement officer pain! Li # # shoe loved dog chewed before stepping onto the stage] (date) (month) (year), yesterday, @ li release weibo drying out their own pictures of new shoes chewed by a dog, and a caption said known, one hour before activity, a pair of shoes, the bite. To solve? In this photo, a white shoe bite is full of holes, and the dog is a face of innocence, his mouth still bite a thing. In the end, be compelled helpless Chris or wear were... The full text m. eibo]
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看完电影#心理罪之城市之光#,刚开始的情节有种七宗罪的氛围。江亚自以为能成为他自己的城市之光,但那只是给他自己裹了一层糖衣,来掩藏他罪恶的心理。方木用自己的方式,做了熄灭这缕光的人,告诉所有人——正义绝不缺席!最后想为刘诗诗的假小子形象打call,中性美真是让人眼前一亮呢,不能多说了,...全文: m.weibo
[After the movie # # psychological sin city lights, the plot of the first kind of seven deadly SINS atmosphere. Jiang Ya thought to be his own city lights, but its only for his own wrapped with a layer of icing, to hide his crime psychology. The wood in your own way, do the person who had put out the light, tell everyone -- justice never miss! Finally want to Cecilia liu tomboy image in the call, neutral beauty is really let a person shine at the moment, cant say more,... The full text m. eibo]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。微博时尚:
#美妆v赏# 倒计时还有天! @俊平大魔王 在上海等你,邀你一起见证最真实的美妆榜单!
月日,让我们点亮上海之冬。 tRTYQm
[# # v to admire the beauty makeup the countdown and day! @ jung archenemy in Shanghai waiting for you, invite you to witness the most real beauty makeup the list! < br > month, lets light up the winter of Shanghai. tRTYQm]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域东方航空:
泡着温泉,观着雪景,想想就很惬意~
[The bubble hot spring, watched snow, think very comfortable ~]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海,是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年,以原东航集团公司为主体,在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合,东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主,通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。知乎:
#知乎视界# 【你最喜欢用吉他弹哪些曲子?】狗啊狗啊狗:「喜欢冰与火之歌最新一季的插曲 Hands of Gold,很有吟游诗人之风的曲子,重新编曲翻弹了一下。」👉tRTYHQK tRTlUtZ
[# # zhihu horizon [with guitar songs which you like most? Dog dog! The dog like the song of ice and fire new season episodes of Hands of Gold, the wind of a bard, arranger turn to play again. 👉tRTYHQK tRTlUtZ ]
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【别人的大学!食堂自助餐吃螃蟹炸鸡大虾,撑到扶墙走只要元[憧憬]】月日,福建福州大学推出自助港式茶餐厅,只要元就可以无限量吃里面的各种餐点。餐厅里菜式齐全,琳琅满目,有各种海鲜,肉类,甜点,水果,点心。来看看别人学校的食堂,简直是吃货的天堂!@一手Video tRTlpAK
[! [peoples university cafeteria buffet eat crab Fried prawns, until help wall go as long as the yuan [hope]] month day, fujian fuzhou university launch Hong Kong style tea buffet restaurant, as long as the inside of the yuan can eat unlimited amounts of food. Restaurant dishes to be complete, full of beautiful things in eyes, there are all kinds of seafood, meat, sweets and fruit, and snacks. To look at another school canteen, is a version of heaven! @ Video tRTlpAK]
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#家家用车养车##力帆汽车#【工时费不贵 力帆轩朗.T车型养车成本】如今座MPV车型可谓是大行其道相当的风靡,力帆也乘着这股东风推出了自己的座MPV——轩朗,这款车凭借着时尚的外观和不错的空间也也赢得了不少的关注度。这其中尤其又以.T车型更低的税费和更好的动力更加吸引人,今天我们就来和大...全文: m.weibo
[# # # # every car maintain lifan cars 【 partners not expensive lifan hin lang. T cost models maintain 】 now MPV models is popular is quite popular, lifan also captures the dongfeng launched its own MPV - hin lang, the car with fashionable appearance and good space also won a lot of attention. This one especially to again. T model of lower taxes and a better power more attractive, today we and big... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。冷笑话精选:
学习了[哆啦A梦吃惊]@大神说总结很到位[作揖]@等到文字D一起长知识
[Learned [doraemon surprised] @ great god said to summarize in place [bowing] @ when D long knowledge together]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!东方航空:
圣诞有礼:双人免费入住杭州香格里拉!
[Christmas is double free stay in hangzhou shangri-la!]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海,是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年,以原东航集团公司为主体,在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合,东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主,通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。金山夜话博主:
#金山夜话# 听友:相处三年的男朋友,吵架频率很高。(我们都已经毕业工作了)分分合合,每次吵架都是小事,今天吵架是因为朋友圈他传了我照片,他朋友说我壮,说他打不过我,然后他就突然心情不好这样。是我给他打电话才知道这件小事的,我是一个从来不会骂人的人。每次和他在一起都会被气哭然后我会去...全文: m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listen to friends, boyfriend, three years to quarrel with a high frequency. , (we all have already graduated work) on and off is small, each quarrel fight today because his circle of friends to my photos, his friends say I am strong, said he beat me, and then he suddenly in a bad mood. Only know little thing is I give him a call, I am a never call names. Every time with him was gas to cry and then I will go to... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家南方都市报:
【好消息!WIFI全覆盖!今后将推广到全部高铁[憧憬]】中国铁路总公司副总经理、党组成员黄民日表示,目前京沪高铁复兴号动车组实现了WIFI全覆盖,今后将推广到全部高铁。中国铁路乘车体验已实现了网上订票、微信支付、自助进站、互联网订餐,并将逐步推行刷脸进站。(中新网)
[【 news! A complete coverage of WIFI! The future will be extended to all the high-speed rail [hope]] of the China railway corporation deputy general manager and party member Huang Minri said that the current issue of the emu beijing-shanghai high-speed rail Renaissance realized the full coverage, WIFI will be extended to all the high-speed rail in the future. China railway train experience has achieved its pay tickets online, micro letter, self-help station, and the Internet order, and will be gradually introduced to brush face into the station. (Beijing)]
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辮辮~
[心][心][心][心]
#丝黛拉麦卡妮(上海)贸易有限公司##Stella-McCartney##GiuseppeZanottiDesign#
[Braid braid ~ < br > [heart] [heart] [heart] [heart] < br > # silk Della McCarty ni (Shanghai) trading co., LTD. # # # Stella - McCartney# GiuseppeZanottiDesign#]
冷笑话精选:
想知道北方到底有多冷?你们随意感受一下[允悲]
tRTYWWVX
[Want to know how much north cold? You feel at [allow sad] < br > tRTYWWVX]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!新浪新闻客户端:
[思考][思考][思考]
[[thinking] [thinking] [thinking]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端平安北京:
【海淀民警拦截诈骗 守住万元】“是景峰警官吗?公安局说不给打钱,就要抓我老伴儿……”@海淀公安分局 社区民警景峰听到辖区一名老人的来电,立刻判断老人遭遇电信诈骗。“别听他的,我立刻就到。”最终,民警帮助八旬老人守住了攒了一辈子的存款万元。tRTYbtxj
[The haidian police intercepted fraud Hold ten thousand yuan 】 officer is Victoria towers? Public security bureau said not to pay them, will catch my spouse... @ haidian district public security sub-bureau of Victoria towers community police hear jurisdiction of an old man, immediately determine the old man suffered a telecom fraud. Dont listen to him, I immediately went to. In the end, the police help octogenarian keep saved up a lifetime of deposit of ten thousand yuan. tRTYbtxj]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。金山夜话博主:
#金山夜话# tRTYOFXP
[# # jinshan night tRTYOFXP]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家薛蛮子:
印度洋中的最美的无人岛
[The most beautiful unmanned island in the Indian Ocean]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一猫扑:
【女士收外卖后没跟小哥说话遭恐吓踹门 给差评就杀了你】月日晚,广东东莞的董女士通过外卖平台点了一份晚餐。送外卖的男子送达后,董女士一句话不说直接接过外卖,他担心董女士对自己服务不满意,再敲门问询,董女士则回复一句:‘我为什么要跟你说话?’于是情绪突然失控,拿脚踹门。民警赶到现...全文: m.weibo
[[ms accept delivery after talking to the little brother was threatening kick the door to bad review would kill you 】 on Tuesday night, the guangdong dongguan dong ordered a dinner by delivery platform. Delivery man arrives, ms dong didnt say a word directly took the delivery, he is worried that Ms. Dong are not satisfied with their service, knocking at the door asked again, Ms. Dong, reply why should I talk to you? so mood suddenly out of control, and kicked the door. Police arrived now... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:优酷:
#军师联盟之虎啸龙吟#下了战场的司马昭@MIC檀健次JC-T 假借给柔儿送礼物之名,深夜找嫂子诉衷肠,面对第一次直面生死的“司马昭之心”[doge]不知道做哥哥的@MIC肖顺尧Aero 怎么想 #酷剧场# tRTYpvcT
[# mastermind alliance roars of dragons @ # under the battlefield simazhao MIC TanJian times under the guise of JC - T give gifts in the name of the soft son, late at night to find sister-in-law talk, face to face for the first time of life and death heart of simazhao [doge] dont know how to do brother @ MIC XiaoShunYao Aero # # tRTYpvcT cool theater]
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【杭州保姆纵火案嫌犯沉迷百家乐 案发前输.万元】据报道案发前一晚,莫焕晶一直在玩一种叫“百家乐”的网上赌博游戏,将偷窃女主人手表典当得来的.万元输光了。月日凌晨时至时许,她还用手机上网查询了“打火机自爆”“沙发着火”“窗帘着火”等信息...细思极恐↓↓tRTYji
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