薛蛮子:
天天这么吃,准会变成图六中的油腻汉子!所以每天必须游泳!
[Eat like this every day, will become fat man in picture ! So must swim every day! ]
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发表了博文《江山如画,祖国大地真是越来越美、越来越好!》@但斌江山如画,祖国大地真是越来越美、越来越好[心][鲜花][赞]今天来自itRTlaWSv
[Published a blog post the jiangshan picturesque, motherland is more and more beautiful, more and more good! @ but bin jiangshan picturesque, motherland is more and more beautiful, more and more good [heart] [flowers] [who] & #; & #; & #; & #; From itRTlaWSv today]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人薛蛮子:
哈哈@Tokyo女子力UP每个人眼中一个薛蛮子,你是什么样的人就能看得到什么样的薛蛮子[挤眼]我眼中的薛蛮子率真呆萌像个老小孩,知识渊博却虚怀若谷,真实随性没有架子,总之就是觉得在这个山滴那边海滴那边的蓝精灵一样的白发老人面前,你寄几也会自动变回最真实的本我[心]
[Ha ha @ Tokyo woman xue force UP everyone in the eyes of a barbarian, you can see what kind of person is what kind of xue barbarian [eye] my eyes like an old kid xue savages lovely forthright and sincere, the open mind knowledgeable but, with no real shelves, anyhow is felt in the mountain there sea drops on the other side of the front of the white-haired old man like the Smurfs, you send a few will automatically back to the real book I [heart]]
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谢霆锋 锋味#锋味#天呢!这一期锋味真的是太猎奇了,主厨霆锋@锋味 竟带大家在香格里拉吃虫……emmmm[生病]难道这就是当地精华特色食材么?[傻眼]摆盘那么好看的菜还有玫瑰花瓣装点,很难想象……呃,胆小勿戳
tRTlq
[Nicholas tse feng fruity # front # day! This issue front taste is really too seek novelty, chef whether feng @ front Unexpectedly take you eat insect in shangri-la... Emmmm [ill] is this a local essence characteristic ingredients? [been] put dish of so beautiful decorated with rose petals, it is hard to imagine... Well, dont poke < br > timid tRTlq]
吴昕:
诶,对,吃下去吧,吃完重新回到斤巅峰体重[允悲][允悲][允悲] 可是我还是吃下去了,我好酷[酷][酷][酷]
[Lets say, yes, if you keep eating, back to jin peak weight [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] but I still continue to eat, I cool [cool] [cool] [cool]]
工作事宜,请发邮件至lostwater@冷笑话精选:
主人表示自家二哈永远都是所有人欠它八百万一样的苦大深仇脸……不过这个丑萌丑萌的臭脸真的有毒,莫名有种治愈感[doge]
[Owners said their two ha is always all owe it eight million big vendetta face the same bitter... But the ugly ugly smelly face really toxic, somehow has a sense of cure [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!小野妹子学吐槽:
概括地看:空 间里大多是后中小学生;贴 吧B 站里大多是后高中生大学生;陌 陌探 探里大多是爱约或爱玩的后年轻人;知 乎里大多是爱学习或爱装B的后大学生研究生年轻白领;专心玩朋 友 圈的是后大龄中青年;微博里则肯定都是岁以上空巢老人。
[Generally see empty room is mostly after primary and middle school students; After post bar B station are mostly high school students; Devoted to devoted to sound out is mostly about love or love to play after the young man; Mostly love learning or in zhihu B after college students graduate student young white-collar workers; Concentrate on playing a friend circle after older youth; Certainly in weibo are over the age of empty nest elderly. ]
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谢霆锋 锋味#锋味#主厨霆锋@锋味 在这一期教给大家的拆鸡方法学会了吗?温故而知新嘛,优酷君给大家又总结了一遍!小手戳长图~相信看完这一季的锋味你就是厨艺小能手!每周六来优酷嗷[憧憬]
[Nicholas tse feng fruity # front # chef whether feng @ front taste In this period to teach everyone learned to split chicken method? Consider, youku jun and summarizes it again for all of us! Small punched long figure ~ believe that finish see this seasons front taste you are cooking small expert! Every Saturday to youku ao [hope]]
但斌:
@Eric--Lee:经过环境治理,各地尤其是华北各地的空气质量明显好转,天更蓝了,水更清了,人也不用戴口罩了,韩国日本媒体也不用再埋怨中国了。发展不只是经济的发展,而应是综合的发展,让老百姓享受更加富足健康文明绿色美丽的生活,才是我们永恒的追求。
[@ Eric - Lee after environmental governance, especially in north China air quality improved obviously, around the sky bluer, the water cleaner, who also dont have to wear a face mask, South Korea, the Japanese media also need not blame China. Development is not only the development of economy, and should be a comprehensive development, let ordinary people enjoy more rich green health civilization beautiful life, is our eternal pursuit.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
回复@八月羊城[微笑]@八月羊城回复@xuanxuanma政府不治理雾霾,人人嘲笑讽刺,现在治理天变蓝了,又开始说有牺牲了,政府怎么做才能让所有人都满意?谁有两全其美办法不牺牲污染企业还能让天变蓝喷出来?[doge]
[Reply, guangzhou yangcheng [smiles] @ @ August August reply @ xuanxuanma government governance fog haze, everyone mocked ironically, governance day blue now, said a sacrifice again, and what the government do to make everyone satisfied? Who has the best of both worlds without sacrificing polluting enterprises but also can make day and out of the blue? [doge]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
今天骑了个小时,身上出汗,脚冻得有点受不了[作揖]@一个老婆两个孩子三只股票:不怕冷
[Riding an hour today, sweating, foot a little cant stand cold [bowing] @ three stocks a wife two children are not afraid of cold]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人优酷:
爱情无关年龄,你觉得对,他就是Mr.Right~
来自@于小彤 的温馨提示:距离优酷#爱的时差#开播还有天!@爱的时差官方微博
[Love has nothing to do with age, what do you think about, he is the Mr. Right ~ < br > warm prompt from @ Jim from youku # # love the time difference between air and day! Love the time difference between the official weibo @]
微博搞笑排行榜:
哈哈哈药也喝了,可乐也戒了[允悲][允悲] @叶婉菁说哈哈哈哈哈哈该配合你的演出怎么有点苦啊
[Ha ha ha medicine also drink, coke also quit [allow sad] [allow sad] @ Ye Wanjing said ha ha ha ha ha ha the cooperate you show how a little bitter]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗猫扑:
【后银行辞职卖酸奶,月入万】月日,青海海西岁小伙马鹏大学毕业在银行工作两年后辞职,做家乡特产酸奶创业。现在他已有两家实体店,自称:“日赚是没有问题的。”tRTpxkyV
[Bank to resign after selling yogurt, earning 】 【 month day, hercynian years old guy Ma Peng in qinghai university graduation work to resign after two years in the bank, do hometown specialty yogurt business. Now he has two entities shops, claims there is no question of making. tRTpxkyV]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:小浪同学爱吐槽:
倒计时第三天!@明日头条 [爱你]@新浪新闻 持续升温!来现场看大咖分享干货!@网红先走我段后 [good][good][good]@吾爱吐槽 还有天,创作者盛典即将开启!
[Countdown days! @ tomorrows headlines [love] you @ sina news is on the rise! To see the big coffee share dry! @ web celebrity go first after my section [good] [good] [good] @ my love There are days, creators grand ceremony is about to open!]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。一只不会说话的蘑菇:
[微笑]
[[smiles]]
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[【 police sudden cerebral hemorrhage very reluctantly went to the hospital but fall in front of the nurse wife [tears]] wuhan nine hospital nurse Shi Gongxia husband jing changxing is green political section of the public security bureau police, half past month day afternoon sudden cerebral hemorrhage on jobs, on their own to go to the hospital treatment, pour at the hospital gate, pour in the sight of his wife even came running out to rescue the... TRTNmsM comrade in arms, all the way walk good! [candle]]
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#车迷猜猜猜#请问老司机,这摆的是什么阵?[doge]
[# # fans to guess what the old driver, what place is this array? [doge]]
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[Lovers together for Christmas, no lover @ tide take to you for Christmas. From now on, every day waiting for you to get a red envelope, stamp poster # ~ # tide take to help me achieve wishes]
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[Published a delicious for unlimited. < br > To the fans of fat friends < br > time < br > February nd coordinates # # AnMuXi yoghurt festival < br > From # @ # AnMuXi food taste very good college AnMuXi Greek yogurt < br > the From me To enjoy delicious AnMuXi chang officer]
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[# # share work [hackberry sing farewell SOB! Who didnt want to live, not side side to live... [sad]] hackberry on big voice cover hong yis classic farewell, this is not a complete performance, because he sing to a half mood to from already, sobbing. Days of ya, the horn, intimate friend half sheep, he said this lifetime if can write songs that died and no han. Net friend middle-aged still live like a little... The full text m. eibo]
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良辰美景,闲来无事、逗个闷子。
[Its moments of beauty, be free and at leisure, tease a stuffy son. ]
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我多才多藝的經紀人為了慶祝我們相識週年(明年初),神秘地花了半年時間編織了這件cashmere毛衣給我過聖誕🎄🎄🎄,一試就啱身、而且啱色(超喜歡這個粉紅😍😍😍),果然對我的一切瞭若指掌!😘😘😘
[我多才多艺多艺经纪人为了庆祝我们相识周年(明年第一),神秘地花了半年时间篇织了这件cashmere毛衣奖金,我过圣诞🎄🎄🎄一试就啱身,女王啱色(超喜欢这枚粉红😍😍😍),截取对我一切瞭若指掌!😘😘😘]
gigileung.hk音悦台:
【讨论】哪位校服学长撩动了你的少女心?[羞嗒嗒]
[[conversation] which students in school uniform to flap the girl of your heart? [shame clicking]]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass南方都市报:
【真暖男!小伙儿自掏腰包 为陌生农民工加菜[心]】近日,山东济南一家快餐店内,一小伙见名园林工人只吃花卷和黄米饭、十分俭省,便自掏腰包买了肉、蛋、菜,给素不相识的他们加餐。将菜放下后,小伙子便离开了快餐店…(央视)tRTqNCG 为小伙点赞![赞]
[【 really warm man! Boys on my own for new migrant workers add food [heart]] recently, shandong jinan a fast-food outlets, a guy see garden workers only eat steamed rolls and yellow rice, very frugal, and out-of-pocket bought meat, eggs, vegetables, meat to complete them. After food down, the young man left a fast-food restaurant... (CCTV) tRTqNCG guy a good point! [who]]
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#老司机课堂#求助,怎么样才能解除邻居大妈的误会?[允悲][允悲][允悲]
[Old driver class # # for help, how can ability remove neighbours can misunderstanding? [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]
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月日,让我们点亮上海之冬。 tRTlzPtb
[# # v to admire the beauty makeup the countdown and day! Beauty makeup talent @ stylist little high Elvan in Shanghai waiting for you, invite you to witness the most real beauty makeup the list! < br > month, lets light up the winter of Shanghai. tRTlzPtb]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域但斌:
新龙湖比想象的大的多,骑行了一个小时,感觉还是只走了一小段路,日落的景致真美[心][鲜花][赞]
[New lake is much bigger than imagined, ride for an hour, feeling or just walk a short distance, sunset JingZhiZhen beauty [heart] [flowers] [who]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人汽车之家:
#家家新闻# 【重回法国迪耶普工厂 Alpine A跑车正式投产】日前,雷诺旗下Alpine A跑车正式于法国北部的迪耶普(Dieppe)工厂投产。迪耶普是Alpine品牌的故乡,同时也是近半个世纪前,Alpine经典跑车A Berlinette车型的产地。
[# # every news [to return to France o sewing worker factory in Alpine was inaugurated A sports car 】, Renaults Alpine A sports official in northern France Dieppe (Dieppe) plant put into production. Dieppe is the home of the Alpine brand, but also for nearly half A century ago, Alpine classic sports car A Berlinette models of origin. ]
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[# # jinshan night listening to a friend years, confessions of a single unmarried men, confession that he responded to my said a condition to be his girlfriend is occasionally want to live together, then I promised him, and he together, but together today to open the room, just a few days I really is pure thought its just two people chat, he suggests that what to do after I refused, in the end he didnt try so hard, but have a little angry, in the way he said I didnt for marriage, but I am... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家金山夜话博主:
#金山夜话# 台湾水泥集团董事长辜成允先生,岁,(海基会辜震甫的次子)因在酒店上自动扶梯中看手机而丧命。視頻为当时监控电视拍到的画面。提醒各位亲朋好友,切莫大意!行走中千万不能看手机!当脚踏上自动楼梯的同时一定抓紧护手! tRTlZzbG
[# # jinshan night Taiwan cement group chairman, Mr Leslie koo, (the second son of sef GuZhenFu) for mobile phone died in hotel on the escalator. Video for the monitor TV photographed picture. Remind you friends and family, dont careless! Walking in the mustnt see mobile phone! When automatic staircase on foot at the same time must take hand! tRTlZzbG]
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[[woman flower yuan ticket will book ticket? Airlines respond 】 hangzhou, miss jin, something is going to a trip in Hong Kong next month, the results on the flying pigs repeat booked two seats on the same flight ticket to Hong Kong, shed like to return that one, flying pigs and the airlines reply is that charge one thousand yuan fee. Jin said, ticket more dollars, the ticket, she also sell at a few dollars. Hong Kong airlines... The full text m. eibo]
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【突发!杭州一大伯去领工资的路上,被工程车轧断了脚!】吕大伯怎么也没想到,原本是开开心心去领工资的,现在却躺在医院里,脚上绑着厚厚的绷带,血还在不停地渗出来……今天(月日)下午点,时报热线接到读者报料,明月桥路上,一辆工程车轧伤了一名路人。时报记者立即赶往事发现场了...全文: m.weibo
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