2017年12月18日星期一

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈哈编剧有毒吧[允悲]@空烈苜音:感觉诸葛亮和司马懿很有爱啊[喵喵]@越过山丘-无人等候-:小迷弟和偶像对话
[Ha ha ha ha the writers toxic fierce Mu sound [allow sad] @ empty feeling zhuge liang has a lot of love and sima yi (mews) @ across the hills - no wait - small fans idol brother and dialogue]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    #军师联盟之虎啸龙吟#真真儿是一个空镜都能让人细思极恐的良心大剧。曹叡@刘欢Happy哥 赐给司马懿@吴秀波 大宅子,春华@刘涛tamia 满分阅读理解,说假山是陛下让看好大魏的江山。[doge]“江山”都装在司马家了。空城计仲达被诸葛亮@王洛勇 吓跑时,螳螂的镜头亦是巧妙。你有没有看到哪些美美美或是有深...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # mastermind alliance roars of dragons is an empty one son mirror can let a person consider very afraid of the conscience of the play. Give sima yi cao 叡 @ liu joyfully Happy elder brother @ super wu mansion, fruitful @ liu tao tamia full marks in reading comprehension, rockery is your majesty to watch the big wei. [doge] all in a department horse home. Empty chongda was zhuge liang @ luoyong wang away, mantis lens is clever. What did you see meimei beauty or deep... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家:
    #家家技术讲堂##东南DX#【不以测试安全性为目的 东南DX碰撞分析】在参加这次活动之前,我原以为这就是一场普通的碰撞测试,并没有什么新奇的地方。然而当你身处其中才知道,原来东南汽车此次不同寻常的车辆碰撞试验并不是为了证明它的车型是多么的安全,而是为了验证......tRTYXQGf ​
[# # # every technology schoolroom southeast DX# [not to test the safety for the purpose of collision of southeast DX 】 before to attend the event, I thought this is a normal collision test, there is no novelty. When youre in the know, however, the original southeast cars the unusual vehicle collision test is not to prove that its models is how safe, but in order to verify... tRTYXQGf]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车:
    #车友互助#微博网友@Ozy-- 我想问下.阿特兹和.新凯美瑞选哪个好呢?@购车帮帮忙 @汽车黑科技 ​
[# # juyou mutual weibo users @ Ozy - I want to ask next. Atlas and. New camry to choose which good? @ car help @ car black science and technology]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

微博汽车:
    【违法“玩笑”开不得!作死男自拍视频挑衅警方,被拘留】“酒已经喝下,在开车了,来抓我啊!”福建泉州,名男子自拍挑衅警察的违法视频,并在网上传播,影响恶劣。俩人分别被行政拘留天和天。tRTlnTpS ​
[Illegal joke shall not open! Things men take video provocation by the police, was detained 】 have drink, while driving, to arrest me! Quanzhou, fujian province, the police man take criticism, the illegal video, and spread on the Internet, bad influence. Two people were administrative detention days and days. tRTlnTpS]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

微博汽车:
    【男子用“好几个”当车牌,被罚[微笑]】近日,重庆开州区的祁某想通过发布搞怪视频成网红,于是将网购的“渝F·好几个”车牌安装在车上,并开车上路,被警方发现。目前,祁某因涉嫌伪造车牌已被警方依法处罚,车辆也被暂扣……@央视新闻 tRTj ​
[The man with several when the license plate, was sent off [smiles]] recently, a want to by publishing open state of the qi chongqing wacky video into web celebrity, so will be online chongqing f. several license plate installation in the car, and drove on the road, was found by the police. At present, the qi a police on suspicion of forged license plate has been punished according to law, the vehicle has also been withholding... @ CCTV news tRTj]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

微博汽车:
    上世纪年代的北京公交![允悲]那会儿也挺挤的。。。[允悲](by珂seeker)tRTlmdF ​
[In the last century s Beijing bus! [allow sad] was also pretty crowded... [allow sad] (by cosette seeker) tRTlmdF]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

微博汽车:
    【探访贾跃亭加州工厂:这里什么都没有】L澎湃新闻的秒拍视频 月日,美国加州汉福德,澎湃新闻实地走访了贾跃亭旗下法拉第未来位于此地的工厂。厂内除了保安外,只有一名处理事务的员工。一名知情人士表示“这里什么都没有”。@澎湃新闻 tRTOBoW ​
[【 visit Jia Yueting California factory nothing here 】 L surging seconds to shoot video, news, California Hanford, surging news site visited Jia Yueting, Faraday is located in the factory here in the future. Factory in addition to security, only an employee. A person familiar with the matter said there is nothing. @ surging news tRTOBoW]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

巴曙松:
    什么是区块链,供批判的通俗版 ​
[What is a block chain, for the criticism of popular version]

金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈哈快被这段笑屎了!大都督:???[允悲]tRTYxVY ​
[Ha ha ha ha is this smile shit! Viceroy????? [allow sad] tRTYxVY]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

平安北京:
    【千万别随便使用充电宝充电!】充电宝居然暗藏玄机,好可怕!大家要多留心![吃惊] tRTcmXr ​
[Dont just use charging treasure! Charging treasure they rhyme, terrible! You want to watch more! [surprised] tRTcmXr]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

小米手机:
    #小米感恩季# 就在明天。转发微博,抽送张元现金券。[爱你]
[Thanksgiving season # # millet is tomorrow. Forwarding microblogging, pumping zhang yuan cash coupons. Love you []]

探索黑科技,为发烧而生。

微软中国:
    #微笑周一#从心所愿,从“新”出发。 ​
[Smile # # on Monday from the heart, start from the new. ​]

相关技术问题欢迎咨询
@微软帮助和支持

南方都市报:
    【老人赶集走高速抄近路 执法人员劝说不听 无奈只能一路护送】日,重庆高速执法人员在巡逻时,发现有两位老人手里提着几包东西,在高速路应急车道行走,情况十分危险。执法队员下车后快步上前,经询问得知,原来两位老人为抄近路回家,所以选择走高速。执法队员苦口婆心对两位老人进行劝说,但是老人...全文: m.weibo ​
[The old man to take the cut Law enforcement officials persuaded not listen to them Only escort 】, chongqing highway law enforcement officers on patrol, found there were two old man bought a couple package you walked in the emergency lane highway, situation is very dangerous. After law enforcement team forward briskly, by asking that the original two old people to go home for a shortcut, so walk fast. Law enforcement team to make the two old people to use persuasion, but the old man... The full text m. eibo]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻##雪佛兰#【年月公众亮相 新索罗德正式发布】日前,雪佛兰在庆祝雪佛兰皮卡周年的活动中正式发布了全新一代索罗德车型,新车采用了全新的设计,将会在年月开幕的北美车展上正式向公众亮相。tRTYfUyB ​
[# every news # # # Chevrolet 【 monthly public appearance Launch new cable rod 】 recently, Chevrolet in the celebration of the chevy pickup anniversary officially released a new generation of rope rod cars, new car USES the brand-new design, will be officially to the public in time the opening of the north American auto show. tRTYfUyB]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

ZAKER:
    #ZAKER七周年# stay real, keep changing。成长就是在改变中坚守价值。.祝我七岁生日快乐!带话题#ZAKER七周年#,为我打CALL,.从转发中抽取两个宝宝分别送出价值元的运动智能手表TicwatchS或Ticpods运动蓝牙耳机一个! ​
[# # ZAKER seventh anniversary stay real, keep changing. Growth is in the change to value. Happy birthday to my seven-year-old! # with topic # ZAKER seventh anniversary, a CALL for me, the drawn from forward two baby sent out yuan worth of sports intelligence watch TicwatchS or Ticpods sport bluetooth headset one! ​]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

但斌:
    @赵亚赟除了极寒地区,大河流域往往是经济发达地区,大型海港也全是当地最发达的部分。全世界超长大河流域三角洲的巨港只有上海一个,请记住这一点。
[@ Zhao Yayun besides the extremely cold area, the river basin are often economically developed areas, large harbor, all is the most developed part of the local. All over the world long river basin delta giant port only a Shanghai, please remember that.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑:
    北方到底有多冷,看完你就知道了[允悲][允悲][允悲]tRTlCKYR (via视频之家) ​
[How cold in the north, watching you know [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] tRTlCKYR (via video home)]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

新浪新闻客户端:
    【江歌案庭审第六天 检方建议判陈世峰年】今天上午,留日女生江歌遇害案进入庭审第日,日本检方要求判处被告陈世峰有期徒刑年,此案将在月日宣判↓↓tRTYcgWQ ​
[[jiang song case trial on the sixth day prosecutors suggested that sentenced to Chen Shifeng years 】 this morning, leave a day girl song jiang murder case to trial in the first day, Japanese prosecutors asked sentenced the defendant Chen Shifeng fixed-term imprisonment, the case will sentence left left tRTYcgWQ on month day]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

新摄影网:
    Randy Lewis是一位来自美国的平面设计师兼创意总监,他特别擅长利用Photoshop将两个看起来毫无关联的东西嫁接在一起,创造出全新的“物种”,像是金鱼果冻、西瓜保龄球、鸡米花还有棒球冰激凌等。下面就让我们来欣赏这些由Randy Lewis所创作出的“新物种”:tRTYcBLr ​
[Randy Lewis was a graphic designer from the United States and the creative director, he is especially good at using Photoshop to two seemingly unrelated things grafting together, create a new species, like a goldfish fruit jelly, watermelon bowling, ice cream, chicken rice flower and baseball, etc. Let us to enjoy these by Randy Lewis had created a new species tRTYcBLr]

全球影像资讯、数码相机新闻、实用摄影教程...

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:我和男友从高中毕业相恋到现在年,特对我特别好。在第年,他跟我提结婚,我跟他说分手,从第年到第年,这两年都是分分合合的状态,也惊动了家长,我俩这次复合个月,又在结婚这上尬住了。是我不想结,主要原因是他爸和他先后得了肺结核病,现已治好,但是男友年前复发过一次。...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to friends my boyfriend and I graduated from high school to the present years, very good to me. In the first year, he get married with me, I said to break up with him, from the first year to the first year, the state of these two years are on and off, also shocked the parents, both of us the compound months, again at the wedding on the conjunction. Is a major reason is that I dont want to knot, his father and he had tuberculosis, has been cured, but her boyfriend years ago had a recurrence. ... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

巴曙松:
    tRTYcHeN北大汇丰金融前沿讲堂系列,第讲,月日周五晚七点,深圳大学城,唐毅亭先生主讲,资产配置理论及在中国的实践,公益开放讲座,座位有限,报名请点击链接。 ​
[TRTYcHeN Peking University HSBC finance front hall series, the first, June at o clock on Friday night, shenzhen university town, Mr Tang Yiting speaker, asset allocation theory and practice in China, public open lecture, seats are limited, please click the link. ​]

金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

优酷:
    还剩天
女生们来说说,【,妳爱过谁?】
转发@ 妳爱的ta[爱你]
优酷君随机抽一位送出会员月卡哦,#因为酷啊# ​

[Days left for < br > the girls said, , you love who? < br > forward @ you love ta love you [] < br > youku jun random sampling a send membership card oh, # # as cool]

但斌:
    发表了博文《方正食品饮料—五粮液安徽经销商调研纪要》方正食品饮料—五粮液安徽经销商调研纪要安徽经销商交流纪要打款明年打款都是,有保证金,如果发现串货,当事的货按tRTYcKW ​
[Published a post of the founder in food and beverage - wuliangye dealers in anhui research summary founder food and beverage, wuliangye dealers in anhui research summary paragraphs dealers in anhui communication minutes of play to play next year, have a margin, if found series goods, press tRTYcKW party of goods]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    发表了博文《秦朔:致上海——你将沦为环杭州城市,还是勇当众城之神?||大视野》秦朔:致上海——你将沦为环杭州城市,还是勇当众城之神?||大视野原创--秦朔秦朔朋友圈作者:秦朔/微信公众tRTYtnvQ ​
[Published a blog post Qin Shuo Shanghai - you will become a ring of hangzhou city, or god of yong city in public? | | large Qin Shuo Shanghai - you will become a ring of hangzhou city, or god of yong city in public? | | large original - Qin Shuo Qin Shuo friends author Qin ShuoWeChat tRTYtnvQ public]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    这是江歌妈妈给这些帮忙的志愿者国内带来的调料。为了感谢这些好心人,江妈妈专程自己做的磨的带给大家的。阿姨个很朴实的人,是一个很好的母亲,可能以前她来看江歌的时候,也是带这些吧。tRTlRCAk (via.NBCS的李小辣) ​
[This is the song jiang mother brought these volunteers help domestic dressing. In order to thank the kind-hearted, jiang mother made a special trip yourself grinding to everyone. Aunt a very simple people, is a very good mother, may before when she came to see jiang song also show these. Lee small spicy tRTlRCAk (via NBCS)]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

巴曙松:
    tRTjYAXM
巴曙松:香港有能力成为中国有活力的新经济公司海外上市的首选之地
年月日 证券时报 ​

[TRTjYAXM < br > ba Hong Kong has the ability to become Chinas dynamic new economy companies listed overseas destination. < br > the securities times on]

金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

孙燕姿:
    在台北的宣传工作就这样结束了。这几天气突然转凉,要注意!下次见!!🧥🤪💪🏻💪🏻🌻
#ohsiesie# tRdNJB ​

[Thus ended the propaganda work in Taipei. The weather suddenly turned cold, pay attention! See you next time!!!!! 🧥🤪💪🏻💪🏻🌻
#ohsiesie# tRdNJB ​]


但斌:
    再次看到.,六六大顺[心][鲜花] ​
[See. Again, lucky [heart] [flowers]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

一块去旅行:
    冬雪 ​​​​
[Winter snow]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

微博汽车:
    #大V聊车# 是时候怼起来了!
[Talk about car # # big V is Dui up time!]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:和前夫离婚一年了,就是因为他两个姐姐掺合我俩造成的经常吵架而离婚的,孩子抚养权给了他,但是他是一个没有主见的人,每个月我都按时给他孩子几千抚养费,昨天他给我打电话说要把孩子抚养权给我,我当然乐意了,因为之前也一直跟他要他不给,然后他突然变脸说要给我提出条件,条件...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend and her ex-husband divorced for a year, because of his two sisters blending, we often quarrel not divorce, child custody gave him, but he is a man of no definite view, every month I give his children thousands of child support, he called me yesterday said he would give me the child custody, and of course Im so happy, because have been with him before he is not to, and then he suddenly turns to give me conditions, conditions... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻##大众途锐#【看重中国 新途锐或北京车展首发】日前,据海外媒体报道称,大众全新一代途锐有望在年北京车展期间全球首发。新车基于MLB Evo平台打造,设计风格延续自大众T-Prime GTE概念车。中国是大众集团重要的市场之一,全新途锐选择在北京首发的消息值得期待。tRTYbipu ​
[# # # # Volkswagen touareg every news Beijing auto show of the new touareg or starting 】 【 a few days ago, according to overseas media reported that the masses new generation touareg is expected to its world debut during the Beijing auto show. New car is based on the MLB Evo platform, design style continuation from public T - Prime GTE concept car. China is one of the important markets of the Volkswagen group, a new touareg choice is worth looking forward to starting the news in Beijing. tRTYbipu]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:我和他恋爱三个月,我第一次给了他,我俩岁他带我去过他家他父母觉得我配不上他不同意我们,他是一线城市公务员,我历届生考当地公务员户籍不满足条件,只能考别的城市,他说不愿意为我放弃他的工作陪我去外地。我平时比较作,三个月我闹分手两次,复合一周,他又对我很冷淡,某天...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend I fall in love with him for three months, I gave him for the first time, both of us, he took me to his home. His parents dont think I dont deserve he agree with us, he is a ray of urban civil servants, I successive birth does not meet the conditions of the local civil servants census register, can only take an examination of other cities, he said dont want to give up his job for me to accompany me to go to other place. I at ordinary times, the comparison of three months I break up twice, compound for a week, and he is very cool towards me, one day... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

青年时报:
    #西湖早茶#:与其讨好别人,不如武装自己;与其逃避现实,不如笑对人生;与其听风听雨,不如昂首出击。—— 刘心武 早安,各位! ​
[# # the west lake tea rather than to please others, arm themselves; Rather than escape from reality, smile to the life; Rather than listen to the wind rain, hold my head. Good morning, liu, everyone! ​]

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