2017年12月16日星期六

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

优酷:
    优酷君送一波福利~[憧憬]猜猜在空城计里,诸葛琴魔@王洛勇 用一首什么曲子“吓退”了司马懿@吴秀波 和他的万大军?[笑而不语]参与话题#空城计卡拉OK大赛#并@优酷 进行脑洞竞猜,转发最多的前名宝宝将会获得《军师联盟限量周历》一套呦@电视剧虎啸龙吟 #军师联盟之虎啸龙吟# ​
[Youku jun sent a wave of welfare ~ [hope] guess in the empty city stratagem, zhuge QinMo @ luoyong wang what piece with a @ super wu scare sima yi and his army of thousands? [smiling without a word] participate in topic # # empty karaoke contest and @ youku quiz for imagination, the top name the baby will be forwarded the mastermind alliance limited week a yo @ TV roars dragons roars dragons of # # mastermind alliance]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    #青春就要冰着玩# 现在的网瘾少年都这么放飞自我的吗?“肝到昏天黑地,早睡有啥出息”,怕是要被老妈爆锤一顿 [笑而不语] tRTKRQos ​
[# # will be ice to play youth addiction teenagers are now so let yourself? Liver thoroughly, early to bed, have what ambition, even to be mother explodes the hammer a tRTKRQos [smiling without a word]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪新闻客户端:
    恭喜[心] ​@新浪新闻 恭喜颜王当爸[心]
[Congratulations to [heart] @ sina news Congratulations YanWang when dad [heart]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

但斌:
    #穿越记忆的河流# 参加央证资产峰会,宣传价值投资[心][鲜花] ​
[Rivers # # through memory in central assets summit, propaganda value investment [heart] [flowers]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪汽车:
    #明日头条#【揭开神秘面纱!贴身体验蔚来ES[鼓掌]】蔚来ES是一款高性能电动四驱中大型座SUV,预计售价万左右,填补了目前万元级别高性能新能源车型市场的空白。动力方面,官方百公里加速时间仅.s。续航方面,在NEDC综合工况下续航里程为km,kmh等速续航里程可达km。@新浪新闻客户端 ​
[# tomorrows headlines # 【 unveiled! Personal experience wei to ES [applause.]] wei to ES is a high-performance electric all-wheel-drive large suvs, expected to cost about, fill in the current level of ten thousand yuan of high performance new energy vehicle market blank. Motivation, official hundred kilometers acceleration time only. S. Life, in the NEDC comprehensive range of km, under the condition of KMH uniform battery capable of km. @ sina news to the client]

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青年时报:
    学霸的世界小编还是不太懂……薯片掉到地上也可以捡起来吃?你没听错,而且清华大学生已经用微积分证明过了[黑线]…来看看↓ tRTKdmd ​
[Students with excellent performance of small make up or dont know much about the world... Potato chips fell to the ground can also pick it up? You heard me, and tsinghua university students have been using calculus proof (black line). Lets look at left tRTKdmd down]

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青年时报:
    【女子酒驾被查:我是网红别给我发网上去】月日,安徽淮南。民警在夜查酒驾时发现,一名女司机因疑似酒后驾驶。在对其进行例行检查时,这位小姐姐语出惊人,笑点频出,十分配合。via澎湃新闻tRTKWrJ ​
[The woman drunken driving was check I am a web celebrity dont give I hair net] month, anhui huainan. Police found when YeZha drunk driving, a female driver due to suspected drink-driving. In carries on the routine inspection, the little sister made the astonishing, funny, very fit. Via surging news tRTKWrJ]

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李开复:
    比特币的故事。[偷笑][偷笑][偷笑] ​
[The story of the currency. [laughing] [laughing] [laugh]]

创新工场CEO,媒体联系:press@chuangxin

冷笑话精选:
    最通俗易懂的太空步教学!刚开始以为是胡扯,看完觉得挺厉害[哆啦A梦吃惊]tRTCJPuX ​
[The most accessible space step teaching! At first thought it was nonsense, finish see feel quite ill [doraemon surprised] tRTCJPuX]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

知乎:
    【为练肌肉,饮食要注意什么?】单智千:「男士们寄希望于健身锻炼能够增强肌肉,塑造完美的体形。可是,不少人忽视了一点:肌肉不仅仅是练出来,还是『吃出来』的——要想增大肌肉块,就必须给身体提供大量糖类和蛋白质。在饮食上,不妨借鉴一下专业健美运动员的菜单。」👉tRTCxHYm ​
[【 to build muscle, diet to pay attention to what? ChanZhi qian men are pinning their hopes on the fitness exercise can strengthen muscles, shaping the perfect shape. However, many people ignore the point the muscle is not only from practice, or eat out - if you want to increase muscle mass, you must give the body to provide large amounts of sugar and protein. On a diet, might as well learn from a professional bodybuilder menu. 👉tRTCxHYm ​]

发现更大的世界

平安北京:
    【难道还要我们表扬你???】他叫刘招华,头号大毒枭,是公安机关曾通缉的特大毒犯,年,刘招华开始制造冰毒,他生产,运输,贩卖的冰毒量达吨之多,创下世界之最,曾当过武警和法警的他自恃聪明绝顶,具有极强的反侦察能力,狡诈的刘招华与警方周旋了九年之久,年月日,在他岁生日这天...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 why we praise you??? , his name is liu for Chinas top drug, is the public security organ has wanted to heavy drug traffickers, year, China began to make methamphetamine, liu he production, transportation and selling amount was more than tons of meth, in most of the world, a former armed police and the bailiff and he thinks fiercely intelligent, have strong ability to anti reconnaissance, cunning liu for China in the world for the police for nine years, (date) (month) (year), in his birthday that day... The full text m. eibo]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

优酷:
    诸葛亮找你背出师表了?别怕别怕不存在的 #军师联盟之虎啸龙吟# !诸葛孔明@王洛勇 今天下午月日点做客优酷星球星驾到跟你解密真正的《空城计》这个机会太难得了啊不要错过!!!@星球星驾到 @电视剧虎啸龙吟 快来和他聊天 :tRTosgQ [笑而不语] tRTosg ​
[Zhuge liang to find you back out of the watch? Dont be afraid to dont be afraid there is no area of # mastermind alliance dragons #! Zhuge kongming @ luoyong wang June o clock this afternoon at youku star star girl with you decrypt the real empty dont miss this opportunity to bad!!!!!!!!!!! @ roars dragons! @ television star star Come and chat with him tRTosgQ tRTosg [smiling without a word]

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻##北京摇号#【万变万 年北京摇号指标确定】日前,北京市相关媒体从北京市交通委得到消息:年北京小客车指标确认为万,比年减少万;个人指标占普通小客车指标的比例由%提高到%;指标有效期由个月延长到一年。tRTCxHTE ​
[# # # # Beijing every news lottery 【 change Beijing lottery indicators to determine 】 recently, the Beijing municipal related media got the news from the committee of Beijing Beijing passenger car indicators identified as, than to reduce; The proportion of individual index of ordinary passenger car index by up to % %; Index is valid from months to a year. tRTCxHTE]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车:
    #解码新车#【款皇冠正式上市 售.-.万元】月日,一汽丰田官方宣布款皇冠正式上市,新车取消.L发动机动力总成,同时在.T车型有所精简,并进行外观以及配置上的升级。新款皇冠共推出款车型,售价区间为.-.万元。你心动了吗? ​
[# decoding new car # 【 crown officially listed in paragraph sales. - the $ten thousand] month day, faw Toyota crowns official official listed, new car cancelled. L assembly of engine power, at the same time. T model is compact, and upgrade the appearance and configuration. The new crown were introduced models, price range for. -. Ten thousand yuan. You move? ​]

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南方都市报:
    【挺身而出!人贩当街掳小孩 男子勇敢将其擒获[赞]】近日,在江西上饶步行街,一男子怀抱一个哭泣的小女孩快速奔走。路过的江洋和张伟超欲上前询问,然而男子放开小孩掉头逃跑。经询问,女孩是附近小学学生,放学后被强行抱走。江洋立刻追出多米,将该男子抓住,交于警方。央视tRTKgEEr ​
[【 stand up! To traffickers spoil this street children brave man to be tackled [who]], in jiangxi shangrao pedestrian street, a man with a little girl crying to run fast. Passing Yang Chiang and Zhang Weichao asked, but man let children turned away. On inquiring, girl is near the primary school students, was forced out after school. Yang Chiang immediately after the meters, took hold of the man, and to the police. CCTV tRTKgEEr]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    该网红:别照我呀,让父老乡亲看到我有多丑怎么办。我有十几万粉丝
[The red net not as I ah, for fellows to see how ugly I have to do. I have the similar fan]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

青年时报:
    #西湖早茶#Precious things are very few in this world. That is the reason there is just one you. 在这世上珍贵的东西总是罕有,所以这世上只有一个你。 ​​​​
[# # the west lake tea Precious things are very what in this world. That is the reason there is just one you. Precious things are rare in this world, so there is only one you in this world. ​​​​]

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猫扑:
    【广州某皮具城:侯耀华购A货包的相关店铺已被查封】近日,艺术家侯耀华登上了各大网站的热搜榜——一位自称“中法越三国混血演员”的女孩安娜金,在微博上晒出多张与侯耀华的合影,亲切称其为“师傅”,并且多次发微博表示侯耀华给她购买了几个奢侈品大牌的限量款女包。但随后,有网友曝安娜金晒的这...全文: m.weibo ​
[[guangzhou A leather city hou bought A package of relevant shop has been sealed 】 recently, artist hou was made out of site list - A self-proclaimed method in The Three Kingdoms half-blood actor golden girl Anna, on weibo more than A photograph with the hou, affectionately referred to as the master, and tweeting said hou many times for her to buy A few luxury brand of set limit to female bag. But then, a net friend Anna golden sun in the... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:我先生,性生活三四个月一次,一次三五分钟,几乎没前戏,他也基本不主动,我经常被拒,多时并不是自己身体需求,而是内心不满你怎么这么自私从来不考虑我,这样的想法驱使我一次次想证明什么,得到的是一次次内心窝火。试着交流身体方面问题,但先生表现不耐烦不愿交流。平时到...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend Sir, I have sex three or four months at a time, three to five minutes at a time, almost no foreplay, he also basic not voluntarily, I have often been rejected, time is not your body needs, but the inner dissatisfaction you how so selfish, never think about me, so that the idea of what drives me again and again trying to prove, got the inner nature. Try to communicate physical problems, but Mr Performance impatient than communication. At ordinary times to... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

新浪汽车:
    #老司机课堂#一看就是战斗民族的挖掘机[允悲],惹不起、惹不起…tRTodOnt ​
[Old driver class # # a see be combat national excavator [allow sad], not to be taunted, not to be taunted... tRTodOnt]

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汽车之家:
    ​​​​#停车打卡# 早上好,在本条微博评论中告诉大家,你开的车是什么,如果有相同的,就和他互粉吧[嘻嘻]。 ​​​​
[Parking clock # # good morning, tell everyone in the weibo comment on this article, what is your car, if there is the same, and he when fans it (hee hee). ​​​​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

知乎:
    【一个人可以 DIY 出什么有意思的东西?】piaopiao:「鬼使神差地迷上了衍纸,什么是衍纸呢?就是通过对细长的纸条卷曲、塑形、拼贴,创造出装饰性作品的手工艺术。它和钢琴一样能让人沉下心,陆陆续续也做了很多作品,放一些自己比较喜欢的吧。」👉tRTCLaxf ​
[【 what interesting things a person can DIY? Piaopiao the tie addicted to yan paper, gift paper is what? Is that through the thin paper curl, shaping, collage, and create a decorative works of art by hand. It can let a person focused, and the piano after also did a lot of work, put some more like yourself. 👉tRTCLaxf ​]

发现更大的世界

南方都市报:
    【中国好老师!重感冒不能发声他打字上课,没上课的学生悄悄赶回】月日,浙江财经大学一堂高数课上,王老师因重感冒无法开嗓讲话,便打字写起板书,上了分钟的“无言课”。一位同学说,王老师的高数课一般没人逃课,但当天有学生原本去参加了别的活动,听说王老师带病上课后,都马上赶了回来。梨...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 cannot speak good Chinese teacher! Caught a bad cold he typing class, the student that attends class didnt slip back] month day, a high number of zhejiang university of finance and economics class, the teacher wang open throat because of a bad cold cant talk, then write a blackboard writing, typing on the minutes of class peace. A classmate, said wang the high number of classes generally nobody cut class, but on the day of the students went to the other activities, heard that the king of the teacher after class, in spite of illness is coming soon. Pear... The full text m. eibo]

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张小娴:
    到底要追求心靈的契合還是寧可要生活的默契?靈魂伴侶和生活伴侶,你選哪一個?不同年紀是否會有不同的選擇? ​
[Whether to pursue spiritual conjunction or would rather have the tacit understanding of life? A soul mate and life partner, which one do you choose? Different ages have different choice? ​]

我的唯一微信号:遇见张小娴(Miss_AmyZ)。工作联系:陈仲明gongzuoshi@sina 

卢健生:
    #我的会员报告# 嚯!月会员报告说我是【潇洒的时尚达人】,明明可以靠脸吃饭,偏偏要靠才华!哟吼~本月【财富符】也被我抽到了呢~快来看看吧! tRTChZL ​
[# my members report # ho! Monthly membership report said I was smart fashionistas 】 【, yao can eat on the face, must want to rely on talent. Yo roar ~ this month has also been wealth operator 】 【 I got ~ come and see! tRTChZL]

Z CAM, CEO

薛蛮子:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

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薛蛮子:
    早安啦,曼谷的湄南河 ​
[Good morning, the chao phraya river in Bangkok]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

薛蛮子:
    欢迎大家来到体验京都的慢生活@薛蛮子蛮子民宿旗舰店就是设在京都北野天满宫的参诣道:上七轩。
[Welcome to experience a slow life @ Kyoto xue barbarian savages home stay facility flagship store is located in Kyoto kitano day full of palace and aims seven xuan.]

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卢健生:
    多谢老婆和女友那个好笑![哈哈]
[Thank you for your wives and girlfriends that funny! [ha ha]]

Z CAM, CEO

薛蛮子:
    回复@苏小和所言甚是@苏小和人活着如果没有终极目标,不知道远方是什么,每一次离别,就会无限忧伤。这甚至发展出一套审美体系,离别情结,人们在这种忧伤里反复把玩,好像泪水吃多了,人生的意义就浮现了。这是一种非常短视的美学,一种顾影自怜的哀怨。@薛蛮子 转发微博@薛蛮子转发微博
[Reply @ small and small notes were @ Sue Sue and people alive if there is no ultimate goal, dont know what is the distance, each time to leave, will be infinite sadness. The aesthetic system, and even developed a parting complex, people play it over and over again, in this sad tears like to eat many, the meaning of life is emerged. This is a very short-sighted aesthetics, a kind of self-pity. @ xue barbarian forwarding microblogging @ xue savages forwarding microblogging]

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新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台#【因嫌老人下车动作慢 后车司机拳脚相加后开车撞人逃逸[怒]】近日,一位大爷下出租车时,因动作慢,把后面越野车司机等急了。越野车司机先是不停鸣笛,催着出租车赶紧开走。待出租车开走后,又下车去骂那位大爷,后又对着大爷照头就打,最后开车向其顶撞后跑路。tRTXmJOQ ​
[# # weibo communication radio [for the old man out of the car slow After hit-and-run rampage after his fists car drivers drive [anger]] recently, a big ye taxi, due to the slow, the suv driver behind the ring, etc. Suv drivers kept honking, drives a taxi drive away quickly. After waiting for the taxi drive away, and get off to scold the big ye, and then in the big ye, head dozen, final drive to run after their opposition. tRTXmJOQ]

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优酷:
    #锋味#迎来旅行第一站云南啦!王祖蓝@王祖藍  爆笑模仿谢霆锋@锋味 遭其怒怼:去你的!@李亞男LL 遭谢大厨整蛊吃上了牦牛的“不可描述”部位,现场大变脸色!还有谢大厨骂哭女选手是怎么回事?这期满满都是惊喜[吃惊]来感受一下~
tRTkOyg ​

[# # back taste in the first station of yunnan travel! Sing a song @ sing a song joke imitate tse @ front flavour To go to the nu Dui you! @ li was LL thank chef host to eat the description part of the yak, the scene changed his face! Also thank chef scold cry woman is how to return a responsibility? Termination of this there is full of surprise [surprised] to feel ~ < br > tRTkOyg]

巴曙松:
    
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金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

巴曙松:
    
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金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

巴曙松:
    
[turn]

金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者