段子楼：
使人觉得遥远的
不是时间长
而是两三件不能挽回的事
——博尔赫斯
[Make the person feel distant < br > not long time < br > but two or three pieces of irrevocability < br > < br > - borges]
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郭德纲：商演胜地洛杉矶……
[Los Angeles ShangYan resort... ]
珠丸之珍，雀不祈弹。
金鼎之贵，鱼不求烹。
富贵长生，天作主由不得我。
钢骨正气，我作主由不得天。
评述员詹俊：今天穆帅出其不意攻其不备，前场凶猛的逼抢抢出两个进球。枪手的后卫缺乏紧迫感，有失水准！但上半场最后阶段阿森纳队没能进球实在可惜，运气差了点。这么刺激的比赛，大伙不会犯困吧？
[Jose mourinho surprise attack today, fierce frontcourt closing down out of the two goals. The gunners defender of a lack of sense of urgency, lose the level! But the final stage in the first half Arsenal failed to score a pity, bad luck. This exciting game, everyone cant be sleepy? ]
Dedi：分别后最期待的就是明天见
[After respectively is most looking forward to see you tomorrow]
其实我是一个作家。
MatveyLykovOfficial：The Weibo app is looking different now. Will have to get used to its new look. tRYOfkZ
[微博应用现在看起来不同了。将不得不适应它的新面貌。tRYOfkZ]
Matvey Lykov Official Weibo Account
阿森纳新闻：上半场比赛结束，曼联凭借瓦伦西亚和林加德的闪电进球-领先阿森纳，但是阿森纳在接连两次致命失误后也发起了反扑，在进攻端频造杀机，可惜最终还是没能取得进球！希望下半场小伙子们能有更好的发挥！
[The end of the game in the first half, united scored valencia and Lin lagardes lightning - ahead of Arsenal, but Arsenal twice in succession also launched a counter-attack, after a deadly mistake on the offensive end frequency, fade, but ultimately failed to score! Hope guys can have a better in the second half to play! ]
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-Yuk1no：面瘫硬凑图 👼🏻🧛🏻♂️
[面瘫硬凑图 👼🏻🧛🏻♂️ ]
化妆造型师
WNS_WeNeedBTS：#防弹少年团##朴智旻# 【更推】
今天也真心的感谢大家
托各位的福真的很幸福
以后也一直关注着我们吧
#JIMIN tRYOfBxU
[# # # # bulletproof youth club JIMIN < br > more push 】 【 today also sincerely thank you < br > < br > thanks really you happiness has been watching us after < br > # JIMIN tRYOfBxU]
【-🚗】We Need BTS 原WNS防弹黄暴团
ManUtdspot：喜欢马少这一下的处理。
旋转舞步，华丽转身。[照相机]
[Like a horse that less processing. < br > < br > turning steps, luxuriant turn around. [camera]]
独立足球评述员 第一时间更新曼联及部分俱乐部重要信息 广告洽谈 商务合作及工作邀约请私信 主攻战术分析 逗逼段子手 兼任微博情感分析师 节操已喂狗
阿沁嫂-：今天的我[思考]
[Today I [thinking]]
我只是个小号 不完美
然后下面就没了：我也没有什么好失去的，因为从来没有得到过。现在只是确认了而已。
[I dont have nothing to lose, because I have never been. Now just confirmed. ]
我喜欢你超过两分钟了 不能撤回了
曼联新闻：德赫亚：这个半场你们觉得怎么样我不知道，反正我是过瘾了[跪了]
[DE gea this half what do you think how I dont know, anyway I am satisfy] [kneeling]
小时播报曼联相关新闻、图片等。合作或爆照请直接私信。
心中那一抹微光_：如果累了，就拉上窗帘关上手机关掉闹钟，深呼吸一口气钻进被窝，放空去睡觉，睡醒把肚子填饱，难熬的日子咬咬牙就过去了。
[If tired, then draw the curtains shut the phone turn off the alarm clock, take a deep breath of relief got into bed and emptying go to sleep, wake up the stomach filling, tough days bullet. ]
有时候，一句话就可以击碎我们的所有防线。
人性之美丽：人的出场顺序很重要，陪你喝醉的人注定没办法送你回家。
[Peoples order is very important, accompany you drunk people are destined to cant take you home. ]
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圈内大神：睡不着[拜拜]
[Cant sleepbye bye]
三观完全符合核心价值观的博主
猫叔只是路过：【陈龙 李泽锋 彭昱畅《解救吾先生》】
看#演员的诞生# 彭昱畅这个新人演员真的是意外惊喜，演的真心不错，不是“主场”的戏份，但很容易被他吸引。最后刘烨和章子怡都选择了他，赢了后这孩子懵了，没想到自己会赢，所以第二天早上点的机票都定好了。[允悲]有点可爱啊！ tRYDck
[【 Jackie chan dvd-mkv Peng Yuchang rescue my Mr 】 < br > see # # actor was born Peng Yuchang this newcomer actor is really a pleasant surprise, playing really well, not home scenes, but easily attracted to him. Finally, liu ye and zhang ziyi chose him, won the child meng, after that he will win, so the next morning the tickets are ready. [allow sad] a little lovely! tRYDck]
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李琰屮kidtree：阿什利·扬：你们阿森纳能有我鸡贼？？？
[酷]
#truered#
[ASHLEY young Arsenal you can have my chicken thief??????? [cool] < br > < br > < br > < br > # truered#]
我的损友是个极品：艾特你身边吃饭最像这头#猪#的人！！！！！[喵喵]
[Ai, you eat the most like the person of this # # pig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [meow]]
QQ 私信我爆出损友的各种趣事吧！欢迎私信吐槽！【注：出于隐私来稿录用后均不会注明出处，如需@ 你请注明】
dys米米：也许这就是爱情吧，希望找到一个陪我挂完一整瓶水不打瞌睡的女子[悲伤][泪][悲伤]
[Maybe this is love, hope to find a to accompany me to finish up a whole bottle of water dont doze off in the womens [sad] [in] [sad]]
来自Rozhok村口的K
爱调色的Miko酱：还有没睡的吗？你们躺着一般胡思乱想些什么呀？
[And didnt sleep? Lay you generally what thinking about? ]
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世界搞笑排行榜：尴尬并不可怕，关键是如何强行化解[doge] #搞笑世界#
[Embarrassment is not terrible, the key is how to resolve [doge] # # funny world]
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美图头像馆：“ 如果没人护你周全
那就酷到没有软肋
你那么棒
不能毁在感情上”
[If nobody care you carefully < br > it would be cool to have no weakness so good < br > < br > you cannot destroy emotionally]
听说关注我@美图头像馆 本月有好运 有对象了
教你看穿男人的心：真的太喜欢温柔的人了，尤其是那种看着高冷，实则温柔到骨子里的人。
[Really too like the meek, especially the sort of looked at high cold, but it is tender to the bones. ]
人在情场，怎能不懂男人的心！爱他，就要了解他！关注@教你看穿男人的心 让你更加了解你的男人！商务合作加Q：
十万个心情签名：花心被人骂，专心被人耍，真心被人骗，好心被践踏，这就是现实。
[Flower heart be scold, absorption were playing, really be cheated, good be trodden down, this is reality. ]
一句心情一段回忆，一个签名一段情感，总有那么一句，那么一段，让你感同深受。推广合作私信qq
曼联：上半场表现怎么样！！！
[In the first half performance!!!!!! ]
Manchester United
吃货爱做饭：【鸡肉蔬菜粥】增进食欲、提高抵抗力的营养粥，get√ ~ #美食#
[Increase appetite, improve resistance to chicken vegetable porridge 】 【 nutrition porridge, food ~ # # get)]
拴住TA的胃，留住TA的心，就关注@吃货爱做饭。合作请私信
枪迷平原君：有时候足球场上一两个失误就会葬送全部的努力。上半场如果没有那两次失误，阿森纳表现简直堪称完美。
[One or two mistakes sometimes football will ruin all the efforts. If there is no the two turnovers in the first half, Arsenal performance is perfect. ]
宇宙台长：Tonight with @野生珍妮 ，best time of my life！
[Tonight with @ wild Jenny, best time of my life! ]
争做中美文化的搅屎棍
一句温暖的签名：现在挺好的，没了喜欢的人，再见以前喜欢的人，也不会有心动的感觉。身边一两个知心朋友，偶尔打闹，这是我想要的生活。
[Now quite good of, didnt of the person you like, goodbye before of the person you like, also wont have the feeling of echocardiography. Around one or two bosom friends, occasionally play, this is what I want life. ]
每天更新最精彩的图文，关注我有好运♥
名言金句：好聚好散，从来都只有好聚，哪有好散。最后喜欢变成了不甘，深爱变成了心酸，思念变成了心烦，主动变成了犯贱。
[On good terms, only good together, which have good dispersion. Finally like became unwilling, love become sad, missing becomes upset, active into finance. ]
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看评论也是醉了：据说男生都喜欢这样的姑娘：愿好姑娘光芒万丈 [太阳] #情感#
[It is said that all the boys like this girl [sun] want to good girl brilliant # # emotion]
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DrakSun：Drunk Boi Gooooooo 🦇🦇😘
[喝醉了男孩Gooooooo🦇🦇😘]
孩子王
猫小北的厕所读物：现实的婚姻…必定的结局… #搞笑#
[The reality of marriage... Must end... Funny # #]
每日更新最好玩的奇葩帖，最佳厕所伴侣。合作QQ
SamWanng：不上维尔贝克和吉鲁？真不知道温格是怎么想的。这后防线，下半场不要再丢了吧。
[Cant do it, and giroux baker? I really dont know arsene wenger is how to think. This defence, dont lost again in the second half. ]
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