哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈耍什么帅啊你
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha handsome ah you play]
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优酷：【心猿意马看军师】争父爱、争甄宓、争帝位，曹丕@李晨 和曹植@王仁君国度 从出生起，就注定要争得光芒万丈，就算回看时难免唏嘘不已，也依然觉得不负曹魏荣光。月日，期待#军师联盟之虎啸龙吟#里继承父叔之志初长成的曹家后代，还有#李晨曹丕领盒饭# 彩蛋呦 ～@电视剧虎啸龙吟 tRYpvrq
[The spirit view 】 zm-zhsg for paternity, fight, fight mercy, xelloss @ and the countrys @ ren-jun wang from birth, is destined to fight for the brilliant, even back to the hard to avoid crying, still feel not cao Wei Rongguang. Month, expect out of a roars dragons # # mastermind alliance father uncles offspring early maturity of cao cao, and # xelloss brought bento yo ~ @ # eggs TV roars dragons tRYpvrq]
李开复：看来真的需要雇 data scientist 来好好重做招聘的精准营销 [偷笑][偷笑][偷笑]。还有也需要英语语法编辑哦。[偷笑][偷笑][偷笑] tRyhTpyM
[It seems really need to hire data scientist to redo the accuracy of recruitment marketing well [laughing] [laughing] [laughing]. There is also need English grammar editor. [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] tRyhTpyM]
创新工场CEO，媒体联系：press@chuangxin
汽车之家：#国内谍照##奥迪AL#【疑似中配车型 全新奥迪AL国内最新谍照】日前，我们再次获得了奥迪全新一代AL在国内的实车谍照，此次曝光的疑似是AL的中配车型（参考海外配置）。根据此前曝光的信息，新车将会在年正式进入中国市场。tRYpoOKW
[Domestic spy # # # audi AL# 【 suspected in the models New audi AL the lastest photos 】 a few days ago, we once again won the audis new generation of AL in the domestic real car photos, this is the exposure of suspected AL with models (refer to overseas configuration). According to the exposure of information, it will be officially entered the Chinese market in years. tRYpoOKW]
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新浪汽车：#出行生活#【年度最强PS之后，又来了个年度最强磨皮[摊手]】近日，广东一车主用电动打磨机将路边的停车线磨掉，而对应的步道上又被人私自上划上停车线，以方便自己停车。目前，警方已展开调查，希望抓获搞破坏者。 tRYWQYO
[Travel life # # the strongest year after PS, again a year most exfoliating [stand hand]] recently, the guangdong a car owner with electric polishing machine will you wear off the side of the road, and the corresponding trails you being on my own, for his car. At present, the police investigation was launched, hope to capture saboteurs. tRYWQYO]
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孙燕姿：假日愉快！！
[Happy holidays!!!!! ]
冷笑话精选：我要开始存钱了，请朋友们周知[摊手]
[I need to start saving money, please friends known [stand hand]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
猫扑：韩国女孩教你怎么跳现代舞，舞蹈界的戏精[允悲] tRYSpmT
[South Korean girl teach you how to modern dance, dance drama essence [allow sad] tRYSpmT]
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猫扑：男人可以没钱，但一定要骚啊tRYYTj （via土味老爹）
[A man can have no money, but must SAO ah tRYYTj (via earthy]
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新沐sunshine：最近在追致我们单纯的小美好，看到二十集，有个奇怪的感悟，就是用了十八集演两个人终于走到一起，用一集演两个人分开，可见走到一起真的不易，离开比较容易。就像我的读书计划一样，养成一个好习惯真的很难，但是放弃很容易。读半小时，要坚持。
[Recently in make track for to our simple little good, see sets, there is a strange feeling, is to use the sets two people finally together, with a set play two people apart, can walk to arrive together really not easy, leave more easily. Just like my study plan, develop a good habit really difficult, but its easy to give up. Read half an hour, you must insist on. ]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
南方都市报：【地面突然塌陷 男子吃着拌粉等红灯瞬间“消失”了[衰]】近日，江西南昌某交叉路口，有一男子吃着拌粉等红灯，地面突然塌陷掉了下去。路过市民称表示，现场看到有个坑，当时坑旁边只有一碗粉，应该是掉下去那个人的。随后大家把男子拉了上来，经检查，男子并无大碍。目前整个路段已经封闭进行安全检查...全文： m.weibo
[The ground suddenly collapse man ate instant mix red disappear [failure]] recently, the jiangxi nanchang intersection, a man eating a mix of red light, suddenly fell down on the ground. Pass by residents said, according to the scene to see a pit, the pit is only one bowl of powder, should be the man fell down. Then you pull the man up and examined the man unscathed. At present the whole road has been closed for security check... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：#九州海上牧云记# 优酷独家花絮！@黄轩的微博 官方盖章牧云笙&盼兮@JaniceMan文咏珊 是世纪虐恋[吃瓜]！不是说好了当永不分离的魅族眷侣吗[摊手]tRYIrNTB
[# # kyushu sea shepherd cloud remember youku exclusive trivia! Of the @ Huang Xuan weibo The official seal of pastoral YunSheng & hope xi @ JaniceMan Janice man is century the smeat the melon! Not good when never separate meizu a handsome couple tRYIrNTB [stand hand]]
汽车之家：#论坛精选日报# 【原谅我只看脸 高颜值的奔驰CLA 】CLA的颜值对我个人来说无可挑剔，可能是来万选择中的佼佼者。所以选择了CLA的朋友们就不要再纠结性价比这个东西了，真的，开CLA还去谈性价比就是耍流氓，能耍帅还不够吗？传送门：tRYpcctT
[# # BBS of hits daily [forgive me just see face high level Mercedes CLA appearance 】 CLA levels of looks perfect for me personally, may be to choose the best. So chose CLA friends dont tangle ratio of this thing, really, CLA also to talk about price is to play rascal, can play handsome enough? Portal tRYpcctT]
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小野妹子学吐槽：阿弥陀佛@Sense黄梓恒：这个家伙很懒 什么都没留下
[Amitabha @ Sense Huang Ziheng this guy is very lazy Nothing left]
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新浪汽车：#出行生活#【共享单车押金不好退？没有的事】近日，有媒体曝出摩拜ofo资金告紧，已开始挪用用户押金填补缺口，摩拜ofo均予以否认，称与事实严重不符，会严格保障用户押金安全。亲测发现摩拜ofo在点击“押金退款”的确瞬间退款成功，押金额按照原付款通道返还。via.人民网 tRYauyT
[# # travel life 【 bad Shared cycling deposit refund? No matter 】 recently, the media to expose the ofo money worship to tight, have begun to divert the user fill the gap, the deposit of moab ofo denied and said with a serious, will strictly to ensure the safety of users to the deposit. Pro found mo worship ofo measurement in click on the deposit refund instantly refund success, and the amount of channel according to the original payment refunded. Via the Peoples Daily online tRYauyT]
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优酷：不好啦，@黄轩的微博 @窦骁 @周一围 中了秘术，竟然陷入了自己小时候的重重包围！[允悲]快帮优酷君来找·一下，听说只有真爱才能找到and把他们抱回家！[来][doge]#九州海上牧云记#
[Bad, @ Huang Xuan weibo @ dou @ yiwei zhou in the hermetic, went into his childhood envelop! [allow sad] quick help youku jun to find, once, heard that only true love can find and held them home! [to] [doge] ranch cloud remember # # kyushu sea]
刘彦斌：再有，股票是风险资产，所以炒股票千万不要加杠杆。
[Again, the stock is risky assets, so fry stock must not add leverage. ]
玩转instagram：小奶喵 [憧憬]
[The small milk meow [hope]]
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刘彦斌：你要不就自己做股票，要不就买基金，千万不要交“会员费”来得到所谓高手的指点，那样你会赔得更快。
[You or make your own stocks, either buy fund, dont pay membership fees to get the so-called expert advice, so you will lose faster. ]
刘彦斌：股市里所有的神话，被戳穿后都是一个笑话。
[All the myths in the stock market, after being puncture is a joke. ]
微软中国：#编程一小时#微软中国“编程一小时”计算机科学教育周正式启动啦！今日上午，约名中小学生齐聚微软大厦，在微软志愿者的陪同下体验了今年《我的世界Minecraft》 游戏教程 “英雄之旅”，和新角色“Agent” (小特工)一起挑战个关卡，感受编程乐趣，自由发挥创造力~培养计算思维，普及计算机教...全文： m.weibo
[An hour # # programming Microsoft China programming an hour computer science education week officially launched! This morning, about small and medium-sized students gathered in Microsoft building, accompanied by Microsoft volunteers to experience the game Minecraft my world this year tutorial tour of heroes. and the new role of Agent (agents) challenge levels together, feel the programming fun, free to cultivate creative thinking, the popularization of the computer teaching... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：[挖鼻]@你能不能多见见世面 法律意识淡薄[挖鼻]
[[one nose] @ can you see the world Legal consciousness [dig nose]]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：我老公是一个脾气特别犟还带有大男子主义的人，属于凤凰男，基本属于不会温柔不太解风情的直男，情人节他也只会直白的说情人节快乐，每次出门他都是快步走在前面，平日里也几乎不会主动抱抱亲亲我，所以常常因为他不够体贴温柔而吵架，他就会说他从小也没有被关心所以他不会。 但他对...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listen to friends my husband is a particularly stubborn temper with male chauvinism, belong to the phoenix men, is basically not gentleness dont amorous feelings of straight men, he also will only straightforward ShuiQingRen valentines day festival happiness, every time go out he is a brisk walk in the front, but a little active hug kiss me, so often because he is not very thoughtful and quarrel, he will say he has not been as a child care so he wont. But he told... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
优酷：在#军师联盟之虎啸龙吟#开播之前，和优酷君一起复习曹丕和司马懿相遇相知的友情吧。[喵喵][喵喵]不知道丕殿什么时候会把仲达从乡下召回呢。仲达在老家种了那么久的芝麻，可缓缓归矣。[吃瓜]丕司马的日常小剧场你萌还记得哪些？月日#军师归来#，仲达归来。@吴秀波 @李晨
[Before # roars dragons # premiere of military alliance, and youku together review xelloss and sima yi jun meet bosom friend friendship. [meow] [meow meow] dont know when PI temple will take chongda recall from the country? Chongda so long in their hometown planted sesame, can slowly return. [eat the melon] PI syma daily theater of you remember? June # return # junshi, chongda return. @ super wu @ ]
小浪同学爱吐槽：不会点儿手工活，都不好意思追女友了[doge]@你能不能多见见世面 可怜的大眼仔[允悲]
[Wont some manual labor, are embarrassed after his girlfriend [doge] @ you can see the world more Poor large seed [allow sad]]
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优酷：#青春旅社#第八集预告片，老友相聚，运动比拼，怀旧晚会重返，热闹非凡。@陈赫 重现年前舞台风，惊艳开嗓唱《爱拼才会赢》；#王源#@TFBOYS-王源 深情演绎《同桌的你》，“谁安慰爱哭的你”，放飞自我呼叫：“朋友们一起来”。本周日晚优酷全网首播等着你们来！
tRYGIJ
[Trailer # youth hostel # sets, old friends, sports competition, nostalgic party back, very busy. @ Chen He stage wind back years ago, an open throat singing love spell will win; # # @ TFBOYS hanah - hanah affectionate deductive Janes you, who comfort crying of you, let self call friends. On Sunday night youku tech-oriented premiere, waiting for you! < br > tRYGIJ]
汽车之家：#家家新闻##猎豹CS EV#【续航km 猎豹CS EV将于月日下线】在今年月开幕的上海车展上，猎豹CS EV车型正式发布。作为猎豹CS的纯电动版，CS EV搭载了一台最大功率马力的电动机，综合续航里程约为km，同时其外观细节也有微调。日前我们从官方获悉，新车将于月日正式下线。...全文： m.weibo
[# every news # # cheetah CS EV# 【 life km cheetah CS EV will logoff 】 on the month in the opening of the Shanghai auto show this month, the cheetah officially released CS EV model. As a cheetah all-electric version of CS, CS EV carry a maximum power horsepower motors, a comprehensive range of about km, and details the appearance also have fine tune. Have we learned from the official that new car will be officially offline on February nd. ... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选：赵雷的《成都》 计算器弹奏教程！拿起计算器弹起来[并不简单]tRYpwGKH
[Zhao chengdu calculator to play the tutorial! Picked up a calculator and play is not a simple tRYpwGKH]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：#老司机课堂#老司机们，谁能来帮帮他[笑cry] @李开复
[Old driver class # # old drivers, who can help him [laugh cry] @ kai-fu lee]
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新浪新闻客户端：[偷笑]@网红先走我段后 小小年纪就才华满溢[憧憬]@手机上的新浪 小哥哥也是太帅了哦[跪了]
[[laughing] @ net red phonograph talent overflowing to go after my section [hope] @ the sinas little brother on the phone is too handsome oh] [kneeling]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小野妹子学吐槽：怎么看都是火腿的石头。怎么看都是巧克力的石头。怎么看都是土豆的石头。怎么看都是提拉米苏的脚印。
[What do you think are the ham stone. How is the stone of chocolate at all. What do you think are the potatoes stone. What do you think are the footprints of tiramisu. ]
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优酷：离#李晨曹丕领盒饭# 还远吗？心疼丕丕[坏笑]
[From the # # xelloss brought bento is far? Love dearly PI PI [laugh]]
优酷：#九州海上牧云记# 优酷独家花絮！@王千源 爆料老狐狸邺王对皇后@蒋勤勤 充满了爱+留恋+向往[心]，但现实却是“得不到的永远在骚动，被偏爱的都有恃无恐”[二哈]邺后党你们还好吗[允悲]tRYImLgm
[# # kyushu sea shepherd cloud remember youku exclusive trivia! @ she broke the old fox powers the king to the queen @ angel filled with love, nostalgia and [heart], but the reality is cant get forever in the commotion, was preferred all around after his party , you also please allow sad tRYImLgm]
猫扑：【不要随便说老婆做菜不好吃，看！这就是代价[二哈]】他嫌弃老婆做的菜不够辣，老婆憋了一年的气在菜园种了各种超级辣的辣椒。老婆带着老公来到菜园，让他吃了一个辣椒，老公当场崩溃暴走，老婆：现在我的菜够辣了吗？[doge]@全球视频大魔王 tRYKOkll
[【 dont casually say wife cook delicious, look! This is the price ha] [two] he abandon his wife cooking hot enough, the wife suppressed a year of gas in the garden planted all kinds of super spicy chili. The wife with the husband came to the garden, let him eat a hot pepper, the husband collapse outbreak on the spot, wife now my food is hot enough? [doge] @ global video archenemy tRYKOkll]
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南方都市报：【好爽！爸爸，我也想要个游泳池[憧憬]】在美国宇航局NASA工作年的工程师Mark Rober脑洞大开，决定用沙子制作一个小型泳池，最后个侄子在沙子堆里玩到吃土、流口水，简直碉堡啊！[色]@胡椒视频 tRYiNFi
[【 good cool! Dad, I also want a pool [hope]] in working in the U.S. space agency, NASA engineer Mark Robert imagination, decided to use the sand to produce a small pool, and finally a nephew play in the sand pile to soil, drooling, simply bunkers! [color] @ pepper video tRYiNFi]
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