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新沐sunshine：言有所戒，行有所止。上午二十到单位，制表，修改申请。雨雾分流合同复印件和中标通知书。憋总结[哆啦A梦开心]中午看一集小美好。下午安全工作汇报一月一报[可怜]参观廉政教育基地，办公室憋总结，至此完成了七个月的汇报。下班回家吃到水饺🥟，原来的小脸成了大圆脸[可怜][可怜][可怜]
[It has quit, stop line. Morning to units, tabulation, modify the application. USES the shunt the copy and letter of acceptance. Suppress summary [doraemon happy] set just little better at noon. Safety work in the afternoon to report on the st of January to [poor] to visit the integrity education base, office to summarize, any report so far completed seven months. 下班回家吃到水饺🥟，原来的小脸成了大圆脸[可怜][可怜][可怜] ]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
小浪同学爱吐槽：监控：你当我是瞎子吗？@手机上的新浪 年底出门在外，防范小偷很有必要！
[Monitoring you when I was a blind man? @ the sina on the phone at the end of the year away from home, it is necessary to guard against the thief!]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：一个曾经跟我暧昧过，有过情感纠葛但没有生活交集（非同学同事）的人，在说好以后断联后（确实几个月以来再无联系），每次发朋友圈都对我不可见，但不删好友也不直接屏蔽，他是什么意思呢？我没有做过任何对他不好的事情，也不会纠缠他，更何况我们根本没有共同的圈子，他就算直接删...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listen to friends a told me a vague, have emotional entanglement but no life intersection (not a classmate colleagues), after speaking after disconnected (did a few months no contact), each hair circle of friends are not visible to me, but dont delete friends dont block directly, what does he mean? I didnt do any bad things to him, also wont pester him, whats more, we have no common circle, he even if direct delete... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
优酷：活捉一枚为#九州海上牧云记# 疯狂打call的硕风和叶@周一围 蹦擦擦蹦擦擦就是这个节奏跳～起～来～[doge]#九州海上牧云记#
[Capture a crazy for sea shepherd cloud remember # # kyushu play the call of the wind to recognize and leaf @ yiwei zhou is hop rub and rub the rhythm dance ~ ~ ~ [doge] came sea shepherd cloud remember # # kyushu]
小米手机：[爱你]
[Love you []]
探索黑科技，为发烧而生。
小野妹子学吐槽：妈妈：女人心海底针
[Mom women seabed needle]
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微博搞笑排行榜：你收到过什么惊喜的礼物，或经历过什么惊喜故事 _____________________________
每个惊喜的背后，都藏着一句开不了口的我爱你。#用惊喜说爱你#带话题分享你的故事@唯品会 ，即有机会获得元免单特权。
[Have you received any surprise gift, or had any surprise story _____________________________ < br > behind every surprise, hidden in a open mouth I love you. # said in surprise would love you to share your story @ # belt topic will, only have access to yuan from single privilege. ]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
小浪同学爱吐槽：吓得我赶紧躺直了玩儿手机[笑cry]@新浪新闻客户端 医生提出的这几个防范小细节很重要哦~
[Scared I hurriedly lay up straight and play mobile phone [laugh cry] @ sina news client doctor proposed that a few little detail is very important to prevent oh ~]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新沐sunshine：#hi十二月# 拖的时间太长了，两三年的时间终于结束了，记不清前面的内容，只留下自己的世界观崩塌的感觉，似乎一切都是虚无。应该从头到尾重新看一遍，五星推荐，不一样的角度看世界[爱你]
[December # # hi dragged too long, finally over two or three years of time, cant remember the content of the front, leaving only their view of the world collapse feeling, seems everything is nothing. They should go over again from the beginning to the end, the five-star recommendation, not as the point of view of the world love you []]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
天猫：带着怀表的兔子变成了猫，带着怀有香港情结的亲们前往#天猫国货有好货#。嗯，这个时间点，正好来说说你心目中的香港味道吧。 tRYCoec
[With a pocket watch rabbit turned into a cat, have complex in Hong Kong with the affinity to # # cat home products have a good day. Well, this point in time, just say Hong Kong flavor do you have in mind. tRYCoec]
天猫，阿里巴巴集团旗下网站，亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 ：tmall 【客服电话】
新浪汽车：#微博交通台#【男子骑三轮冲卡逃逸 停好车又折返冲交警出气[怒骂]】日前，浙江杭州一男子骑三轮违章，遇交警阻拦冲卡逃逸。事后他耿耿于怀，竟折回来找交警出气，还挥拳致交警受伤，随后男子同伙帮其乔装逃跑。tRYSjhO
[# # weibo communication radio [rushed card escape man riding a tricycle Parked car turn back again at the traffic police to get [denounced]], a man riding a tricycle violations, in hangzhou, zhejiang province, traffic police blocked rushed card escape. He afterwards, unexpectedly back to find the traffic police and also the fist to the traffic police injured, then man partner to help it disguise to escape. tRYSjhO]
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小野妹子学吐槽：最新一期《恶毒梁欢秀》信息量有点大啊！梁欢犀利点评了犬儒主义，并实名diss马东，称其为犬儒主义者代表，而与许知远在《十三邀》中对谈内容为“马东个人的犬儒主义宣言”。梁欢在结尾说道“在我看来犬儒主义者，一点都不酷，一点都不儒，只是活的像条犬。”ummm火药味儿有点大！ tRYKraK
[The latest edition of vicious Liang Huanxiu information is a little big! Liang Huan sharp comments on the cynicism and real-name diss xu, as representatives of cynicism, and make known as far away as the invited, dialogue content for the declaration of xu cynicism of the individual. Liang Huan said in the end in my opinion the cynics, is not cool, is not Confucianism, is just to live like a dog. Ummm gunpowder taste is a little big! tRYKraK]
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优酷：窦骁健身照荷尔蒙炸裂！原来穆如破烂@窦骁 的背后是这么的有料[坏笑]#九州海上牧云记#
[Dou fitness as hormone burst! Original behind jose such as poor @ dou have so [laugh] ranch cloud remember # # kyushu sea]
冷笑话精选：完全没毛病[摊手]
[There is nothing wrong with completely [stand hand]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：#新车图解##洛杉矶车展##斯巴鲁Ascent#【实用的座中大型SUV 体验斯巴鲁Ascent】在洛杉矶车展上，斯巴鲁带来了旗下全新车型——Ascent，新车出自斯巴鲁全新SGP平台，定位中大型SUV市场。向来标榜操控和运动特性的斯巴鲁，此次带来的可是一款更为偏向家用和多人出行的车型，除了让人耳熟能详的...全文： m.weibo
[# illustration # # # # the Los Angeles auto show new car subaru Ascent# the practical experience of building large SUV subaru Ascent 】 in the Los Angeles auto show, subaru has brought its new model -- Ascent, new car from the subaru brand new platform for the SGP, large SUV market positioning. Always flaunt manipulation and movement characteristics of the subaru, this but a more biased towards home and many people travel, in addition to let people familiar... The full text m. eibo]
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一块去旅行：理想中的工作室 ins：warsawjungle
[The ideal studio ins warsawjungle]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
优酷：物竞天择，笑者生存！#喜剧总动员# 第二季迎来晋级赛第二轮！两方队长@贾玲 @沈腾 和神秘嘉宾@岳云鹏 携手跨界明星及搭档@陈赫 @韩云云 ；@郭涛 @我就是卢鑫@我就是玉浩；@秦海璐 @桑茗胜 @演员王宁 ；@张若昀 @何欢不瘦 @张小斐 上演激烈笑战！本周六晚：，上优酷#喜总很酷# 看哪组搭...全文： m.weibo
[Natural selection, survival smile! # # comedy story in the second quarter for the second round will! Both sides captain @ Jia Ling @ Shen Teng and mystery guest @ YueYunPeng Hand in hand to crossover and co-star @ Chen He @ Han Yunyun; @ guo tao @ I be Lu Xin @ I am yu hao; @ @ qin hailu SangMing @ actor wang ning; @ Zhang Reyun @ you not thin @ Zhang Xiaofei head-to-head smile to fight! this Saturday night, on youku # # xi always cool to see which group a... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑：【我也想要个游泳池[憧憬]！】在美国宇航局NASA工作年的工程师Mark Rober脑洞大开，决定用沙子制作一个小型泳池，最后个侄子在沙子堆里玩儿到吃土、流口水，简直碉堡啊[二哈]...@胡椒视频 tRYiNFi
[[[hope]! I also want a swimming pool. Work in the U.S. space agency, NASA engineers in Mark Robert imagination, decided to use the sand to produce a small pool, and finally a nephew to play in the sand heap to eating dirt, drooling, almost the bunkertwo ha... @ pepper video tRYiNFi]
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微博汽车：#V影响力峰会# 汽车分论坛#汽车人来了# 即将开启！议程亮点抢先知：这里有汽车达人齐聚一堂，行业机构共话趋势，更有车圈男神女神现场颁奖！日程满满，精彩不断！月日速速围观大咖云集！#汽车人来了#，你在哪？[心]
[# # # V influence summit auto points BBS autobots to # is open! Highlights on the agenda ahead theres a cars got talent gathered, industry organization plan for trends, more.so male god goddess ceremony! Full agenda, fascinating! Date of onlookers higher-ups gathered quickly! # # the autobots come, where are you? [heart]]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
猫扑：美拍关于“疑似未成年美拍直播”的情况说明
[Beauty shoot about suspected minor beauty shoot live]
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新浪汽车：为@购车帮帮忙 &@赵较瘦聊车 疯狂打call！[haha]
[For @ car help & @ zhao lean about car crazy make the call! (haha)]
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优酷：#猎场独家花絮#馄饨吃到“耳朵冒烟”，秋冬哥@胡歌 比手画脚连称赞[哈哈]林拜@陈龙 众人前“喷面”，#电视剧猎场#里好好吃顿饭就这么难吗？[笑cry]#来优酷看猎场#，独家花絮持续更新，优酷搜“扑倒胡歌”，领取猎场体验会员！tRYoG
[Exclusive trivia # # hunting ground wonton for smoking ears, qiu dong elder brother @ arrival Than the hand painting feet even praise ha ha thanks @ Jackie chan Lin The face, before everybody # # drama hunting ground in delicious meal so difficult? [laughing cry] # # to youku to see hunting ground, exclusive tidbits continuously updated, youku search tackled a brief, get the hunting ground experience member! tRYoG]
猫扑：【“女德班”少女学员下跪磕头：爸妈我错了！我再也不看黄色录像了！[衰]】泪流满面、跪地、磕头、当众忏悔是女德班的标配。在辽宁抚顺传统文化教育学校忏悔现场，一位少女长跪不起痛哭忏悔，全场掌声雷动…而在女德班化妆也需要忏悔。该校除了女德班还开设有青少班、弟子规班。via.梨视频 ...全文： m.weibo
[【 female durban kneel girl students kowtow my parents I was wrong. I dont see the yellow video anymore! [failure]], tears streaming down her face, kneeling, kowtow, standard public confession is durban. Traditional culture education schools in liaoning fushun confession scene, a girl cant afford to kneel and confession, full applause... In the female durban makeup also need to repent. The school in addition to female durban still runs a youth class, class rules. Via the pear video... The full text m. eibo]
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薛蛮子：我在相扑大师的歺厅
[I master in sumo up hall]
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冷笑话精选：亲到喜欢的人了！
哈哈哈哈哈好开心！可爱死了！！！[笑cry]
[Close to the like of the person! < br > ha ha ha ha ha very happy. So cute!!!!!!!!!!! [laughing cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：【鹿晗吃鸡遇外挂 其反应十分爆笑】昨晚鹿晗和魏大勋一起直播玩吃鸡，在最后一把遇到了外挂，鹿晗隔空求饶：大哥，别生气！我错了，别打我！然而结局可以说是十分扎心了[允悲]↓↓游戏过程中，两人与队友的互动十分搞笑，鹿晗更是一言不合就开车[污]↓↓tRYultd
[[exo eating chicken in the reaction is very joke plugin 】 exo last night live and play with taka big schoenberg to eat chicken, met in the final plugins, exo for mercy from a distance eldest brother, dont be angry! I was wrong, dont hit me!!!!!!! However the ending is very heart allow sadness left left in the process of the game, two people to interact with his teammates is very funny, Lu Han is a word not just drive [pollution] left left tRYultd down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
猫扑：这个滑滑梯有点卡裆啊
[The slide has a point card fork]
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南方都市报：【美拍直播平台疑有小学生直播露体，回应称将采取措施】美拍直播平台被指有小学生等未成年人脱衣、露体直播。一名小学生称，裸体直播不为钱，就是为“好玩”；她还为自己的粉丝比同学多而自豪。澎湃新闻tRYotgJ
[【 beauty shoot live platform pupils live naked is suspected, responded will take measures to 】 beauty shoot live platform was accused of a pupil and other minors strip, live naked. A primary school student, said naked live not for money, just for fun; She is proud of his fans more than classmates. Surging news tRYotgJ]
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汽车之家：正确答案是马自达 CX-，恭喜@大餓人小竹丶，最快答对，请私信家家您的收货地址，我们会尽快将礼品快递到您手中。
[CX - the correct answer is Mazda, congratulations @ big small bamboo, hungry people, fastest right, please direct messages every of your shipping address, we will gift delivery to you as soon as possible.]
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新沐sunshine：#打卡第十五天# 昨天星期四读书半小时。今天有参观，有十二个月的工作总结，没有读书，回家路上各种封路[吐]
[# # clock in day yesterday reading half an hour on Thursday. Today have a visit, there were twelve months of work summary, not reading, all kinds of road on my way home [spitting]]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
小野妹子学吐槽：抽死你丫@我与老公的日常：讨厌的人讨厌我喜欢的人：________
[Take out dead you ya @ I and husband everyday hate people who hate the person I love ______]
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新浪汽车：#出行生活#【D重庆又出现神级地下车库，停个车要转圈[晕]】重庆江北嘴国金中心的地下车库从地表进入地下车库B，需旋转圈。如果要进入最下面的一层车库B，还要再转圈。感觉还没到车库，头就晕了。想体验这座D停车场的点赞[吃瓜]tRYbpLl
[Travel life # # [D chongqing appeared god level underground garage, parking a car go to [dizzy]] chongqing jiangbei mouth of the center of the underground garage from the surface into the underground garage B, slewing ring. If you want to enter the bottom layer of the garage, B again. Feeling to the garage, the head is dizzy. Want to experience the D point praise [eat the melon] tRYbpLl parking lot]
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猫扑：揭秘女德班洗脑术：好女人就该徒手捞粪，点外卖就是不守妇道……tRYXih
[Reveal female durban brainwashed a good woman is the unarmed dung, delivery is not destructive... tRYXih]
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微博汽车：#汽车人来了# [doge]片尾就是中国好男人的模范…把活都干了 然后从道德上谴责她
[# # the autobots come [doge] until the end is a model of good Chinese man... Dry and then all live morally condemned her]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
