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北美吐槽君：
    “我对比父亲还年长的大叔有了好感，该如何扼杀这种想法？” ​​​
[I compare the father also had a crush the elder uncle, how to kill the idea? ​​​]


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李敖观天下：
    年月，日军占领安徽和县，抓到国军女战士成本华，时年岁。日军几度折磨她，并将她带到和城大西门外的刑场，让她观看他们枪杀被抓到的中国人。当她知道日军要杀她时，毫不畏惧，双手交叉，轻蔑地微笑着，并让记者给她又拍了一张照片。拍完后，几个日本鬼子就用刺刀发疯般地刺杀了成本华。 ​​​
[Years, Japanese troops occupied the anhui province and county, China caught Chinese female warrior cost, when the years. Japanese several tortured her and took her to the city and the execution yard outside onishi, let her watch them shot caught Chinese. When she knew that the Japanese army to kill her, have no fear, his hands crossed, smiling contemptuously, and let the reporters and took a photograph on her. After finished, a few Japanese devils bayonets madly to assassinate the cost to China. ​​​]


说点真话，站在名人的角度看世界。大师微博&哈囉李敖 欢迎关注！

Angel_AlessandraAmbrosio：
    Holiday Angels 👼 @victoriassecret ​​​
[假日天使👼@victoriassecret​​​]


Forever On Vacation 🌞🌴🐚🐠💕

总裁精英：
    有人一下子就能够活到点子上，有人一辈子不着边际。人生没有十全十美，如果你发现错了，就重新再来；没有机会重新来过的，就让它永远沉入时间的大海。所谓一个人的长大，也便是敢于惨烈地面对自己：在选择前，有一张真诚坚定的脸；在选择后，有一颗绝不改变的心。 ​​​
[Some can live to point at once, some irrelevant. Life is not perfect, if you find the wrong, to come back; There is no chance again, let it forever sink into the sea of time. The so-called a persons growing up, also is bitter to face their own before choosing, has a sincere firm face; After the choice, have a heart will never change. ​​​]


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台词先生：
    王尼玛在大事件里的一段话，深有同感！

一直以来啊，总有人批评后后如何思想堕落，如何离经叛道，如何的扶不起来。

还有人说他们是道德毁掉的一代人，是“垮掉的一代”。我特别的不理解，自顾自跳广场舞扰民的不是他们，不让座就拳脚相加的也不是他们，碰瓷耍赖的不是他们，炒高房价的不是他们， ​​​
[Nima wang in the big event in a paragraph, feel the same way! < br > < br > has been, always someone criticized after how corrupt thought, how the eccentric, how to help. < br > < br > and destroy a generation of people say that they are moral, is the beat generation. In particular, I do not understand, leave the square dance a nuisance, not they dont give up your seat is not their fists, touch porcelain play to depend on not them, fry high housing prices is not their,]


请将你的故事编辑成文字，我会把它烙印于此。最出乎意料，最感人肺腑的故事，将会在这里浮现……合作QQ联系：

无节操嗨叔：
    这就是爱情吧，我他喵的感动的都快哭了！[笑cry][笑cry]

#谜之微笑# tRYofVrX ​​​
[This is love, I moved his meow almost crying! [laughing cry] [laughter cry] < br > < br > # tRYofVrX # mystery of smile]


微博幽默博主 微博搞笑搜集

一本书一句话一段爱：
    ❀

“这个冬天 没有惊喜 没有温度 没有关系”。[心]

This winter, no surprise, no temperature, no relationship. ​ ​​​​
[❀ < br > < br > this winter is no surprise There is no temperature relationship . [heart] < br > < br > This winter, no surprise, no temperature, no relationship.]


一本好书 远离浮躁，投稿合作QQ联系：

正能量录：
    因为我带着懂事的标签活了太久，只顾着成为大人眼中的好孩子，而忘了成为自己想成为的人。 ​​​
[Because I lived with sensible label for too long, want to become an adult in the eyes of a boy, but forget to become people who want to become. ​​​]


每天正能量！商务合作请加qq：

比比攻举和七个小矮基：
    为啥快手的人吃啥都得先吨吨吨吨一大瓶青汁，跟仪式一样，不喝那个没法吃饭吗 ​​​
[Why do people eat what all need to quickly tons of tons of tons of tons of a large bottle of juice, like ceremony, dont drink that cant eat]


只卖床单不卖猫，tb：矮基滚床单

广闻博见V：
    @新浪财经 @微博股票 #财经头条文章##今日看盘# $上证指数 sh$发布了头条文章：《彼岸。。。》 tRYoCNAd ​​​
[@ sina finance and economics @ weibo share essay # # # the financial headlines look dish today sh $# $Shanghai index released the headline the other side... tRYoCNAd]


财经记者 专栏作家

瞬间就懵逼了：
    被家里宠坏的孩子进入社会，很形象了[允悲][允悲] ​​​
[Be spoiled child to enter society, very image [allow sad] [allow sad]]


有一种笑叫做出乎意料，有一种懵叫做意想不到......今天，你懵逼了吗？！(=ﾟДﾟ=)

东方网：
    水族馆的小海獭一直向着游客卖萌，真的不是工作人员假扮的吗？捂嘴的动作简直萌哭了~ [哆啦A梦微笑] tRYGBSzb ​​​
[Small aquarium sea otters towards tourists to sell, not really were pretending to be? Wu mouth movements can sprout cry ~ [doraemon smile] tRYGBSzb]


上海第一资讯门户

上帝关注的女孩子6：
    靠删除视频能解决问题，那些可怜的孩子怎么办呢？家长集体乱说？这社会简直乱透了 tRYoCKWL ​​​
[Delete the video will solve the problem, the poor child? Parents collective blather? The society was chaotic tRYoCKWL]

残色娃娃：
    #寻味厦门# #厦门美食#
在微凉的夜晚，用沸腾的香辣串串锅，告别十一月。
由钢管厂的顾大姐创建于年，最最正宗的小月君肝落地鹭岛 。各种肉肉肉烫进红彤彤的香辣砂锅里。
卷着香菜、芹菜、仔姜、泡椒或折耳根的麻辣牛肉吃的过瘾，大片的铺盖毛肚在薄脆出声，鱼肚弹脆入味，猪脑无腥入口即化，柔嫩 ​​​
[# # # # savor xiamen xiamen cuisine < br > in the cool night, with spicy string of pot boiling, say goodbye to November. < br > gu elder sister was established in year by tube mill, the most authentic abortion jun liver sagishima landing. All kinds of iron in red meat meat meat spicy sand pot. < br > rolled parsley, celery, ginger, pickled peppers or go eat spicy beef, large bedclothes belly MAO in the dough, the stomach play crisp flavor, pig brain no red in melt in your mouth, tender]


一只猫，一边寻找归属一边寻找自己。

世界搞笑排行榜：
    尼玛，这次真的扎心了。[笑cry][允悲]#搞笑# ​​​
[Nima, this time is really the heart. [laughing cry] [allow sad] # # funny]


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几米漫画情：
    人有时候也是可怜，喜欢的人得不到，得到的不珍惜，在一起的怀疑，失去的怀念，怀念的想相见，相见的恨晚，终其一生，都满是遗憾。 ​​​
[People sometimes is poor, like people do not have, do not cherish, together, lost miss, miss want to meet, meet hate night, throughout his life, all is full of regret. ​​​]


迷宫般的城市，让人习惯看相同的景物，走相同的路线，到相同的目的地；习惯让人的生活不再变化。投稿合作QQ：

LumaMMmM：
    红黄蓝在美国被告的罪名是猥亵，呵呵跌到死吧。 ​​​
[Red yellow blue in the United States, the defendant is charged with indecent, hehe go to die. ​​​]

全球流行风尚：
    谁都不傻，总是敷衍，都会渐行渐远；谁也不笨，没被看重，都要越来越淡。 ​ ​​​​
[Who arent stupid, always perfunctory, drifting away; Who also is not stupid, is not important, will be more and more light. ​ ​​​​]


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我的电影图解：
    陈赫即兴表演小品《面试》，剧情各种反转，简直太精彩！ tRYowciW ​​​
[Chen He improv comedy interview, plot various inversion, absolutely too wonderful! tRYowciW]


人生漫漫，道远兮。闲暇时我就是你的最佳伴侣，这里各种口味图解都有，Please 抱紧我！！！合作请私信或Q我：

鲮鲤少女：
    ‘’
都忘了咱俩多久没说话了 也快忘了当初为什么有那么多话跟你说
‘’ ​​​
[< br > all forgot how long we didnt speak And quickly forget why there are so many words to say with you < br > ]


吃够了太重感情的苦 只想做个洒脱人

阅读小镇：
    发状态传照片，不是为了告诉谁，我吃什么了，做什么了，和谁在一起，更不是要得瑟给谁看。而是当自己悄然老去，搬着凳子无事可做晒太阳的时候，能拿出自己的流水式日记，细数和朋友在一起的岁月，自己年轻时的容颜。证明这个世界我来过，活的真实而精彩。只愿老了回忆起来，有一个嘴角上扬的青春。 ​ ​​​
[Posted photos, is not to tell who, what did I eat, what to do, and who together, more not want to give who see. But when I old, moved the stool with nothing to do in the sun, can come up with their own water diaries, count and friends together of the time, his youthful appearance. Prove that I have been to the world, living true and wonderful. Only old recall, there is a corners of youth. ​ ​​​]


作家，今于静谧的小镇停留，读书写作▼合作请私信

美女总工会：
    幸福就如那一瓶普通的矿泉水，你在第一次喝的时候，没什么感觉，和其他的一样，但是当你尝过酸甜苦辣咸各种滋味之后，你再来喝那一口那个矿泉水，你会感慨，这就是幸福的感觉。 ​ ​​​
[Happiness as the ordinary bottle of mineral water, in the first time you drink, no feeling, and the other, but when you tasted bittersweet salty various after you drink that the mineral water again, you will sigh with emotion, this is the feeling of happiness. ​ ​​​]


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美搭社：
    文艺风格穿搭 今年冬天安静做个美女子[爱你] ​​​
[Literary style in a quiet this winter do a beautiful woman love you []]


爱穿搭，更多搭配在薇❤：bta

实用技能酱：
    知识贴：古代各“圣”知多少[并不简单] ​​​​
[Knowledge on the ancient times the saint know how much [] are not simple]


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去球去球：
    晚安 ​​​
[Good night,]

养宠知识大全：
    可爱的花点点专心吃竹子 [广告] 白菜优惠券 tRXboTKz tRYoCdM ​​​
[Lovely flower and concentrate on eating bamboo [AD] cabbage coupons tRXboTKz tRYoCdM]

哲言心语：
    有时候想找人说说话，于是一遍遍翻着手机里的电话簿，却不知道可以给谁发个短信或打个电话，最后还是按下了“清除”。其实很想找个人倾诉一下，却又不知从何说起，最终的最终是什么也不说，告诉自己，明天就好了。 ​​​​
[Sometimes want to find someone to talk to, then over and over the phone in the phone book, but I dont know who can give hair message or make a phone call, finally press the clear. Really looking for someone to talk to, but I dont know where to start, the final is ultimately what also do not say, tell yourself, tomorrow. ​​​​]


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仰望星空的Pie：
    互相帮忙吧[doge][喵喵] @今天相信锦子有资源

原问题是：
“piepie,我想请问一下你知道英国哪里可以买毛线球吗！冬天想织围巾给男盆友，但poundland的好像不太好，请问你知道哪里还可以买吗！谢谢！”

有宝宝有好的推荐吗？谢谢大家！ ​​​​
[To help each other [doge] [meow] @ today believe jin zi had resources < br > < br > the original problem is < br > piepie, I think excuse me you know where I can buy British wool ball! Winter to knit a scarf for her boyfriend, but poundland dont look good, do you know where I can buy it! Thank you very much! < br > < br > baby have good recommendations? Thank you all! ​​​​]


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迟夙生律师：
    有民间借贷困扰的注意啦：tRYoCX ​​​
[Have the attention of the folk lending problems tRYoCX]


人间正道是沧桑

旗旗旗_：
    不会画画的我也想在cp搞点茨酒无料啊，突然有了愚蠢的想法，如果实践成功就带过去送人 ​​​
[Wont draw I also want to point in the cp, wine without the material ah, suddenly had a silly idea, if the success of the practice with the past away]


兔子博主多肉博主正在学画的重度手残

边云岭微博：
    #全面企业健康管理#
[微风]当人之道[微风]
（）tRWySWc
一个人便是一个太极，便是一个阴阳，便是一个世界，可惜人都不知道了。实际上说，天地有坏，我性无坏，人比天地还贵重的多呢！
——摘自《王凤仪性理疗病简述》 ​​​
[# # comprehensive health management < br > the way of [wind] when people [wind] < br > () tRWySWc < br > a person is a tai chi is a Yin and Yang, is one of the world, its a pity that people dont know now. Actually said, heaven and earth have bad, I no bad, man is more valuable than heaven and earth! < br > - in Wang Fengyi sex therapy illness description]


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  往事清零 爱恨随意
                                 ​​​
[< br > reset past love hate optional < br >]


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环球市场播报：
    【凯投宏观：中国股市不太可能大跌 因为估值并不贵】凯投宏观表示，面对监管当局打压网贷公司的行动，“几乎没有理由”预期A股将出现大跌。因为过去一年大盘的上涨受到强劲盈利的支持，使得估值自年年中以来基本保持稳定。如果政府缩减市场支持措施，股价可能进一步下跌。tRYoNK ​​​
[【 capital economics the Chinese stock market is unlikely to fall Because valuations are not expensive capital economics, said in response to regulatory authorities to crack down on net credit of the companys operations, little reason a-share market is expected to appear. Because in the past year the market is supported by strong earnings to rise, makes the valuation since the middle of basic remained stable. If the government support measures to reduce market, stock prices may fall further. tRYoNK]


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喜欢我的都有病呐：
    迈入年最后一个月的日子，大家都在失眠 ​​​
[Entering in the days of the last month, everyone in insomnia]


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