2017年11月27日星期一

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    岛国一推主家后院里种了许多白玫瑰,今天却奇迹般地绽放了一朵红白相间的...愿看到的小伙伴们,喜事成双,佳人成对,猫狗俱全,暴富再暴富🙏 ​​​
[Island push family yard planted a lot of white roses, today was miraculously bloom for a red and white... 愿看到的小伙伴们,喜事成双,佳人成对,猫狗俱全,暴富再暴富🙏 ​​​]


图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

反裤衩阵地:
    今天岁了。一年写一篇。总结,是为了更好的进步。 tRYcGoGA ​​​
[Years old today. Write an essay in a year. Summary, it is in order to better progress. tRYcGoGA]


Dolce far niente

張鈞甯:
    看樣子銀容不適合人類世界,我還是先溜了~[攤手][允悲][笑而不語]
#张钧甯海上牧云记##九州海上牧云记# ​​​

[Well, it seems that silver is not suitable for the human world, I still slipped first ~ [stand hand] [allow sad] [smiling without a word] < br > # loesch ninghai grazing on cloud sea shepherd cloud remember # # # kyushu]


工作聯絡:泰洋川禾。E-mailsharonwang@qq、zjn@mttop

思想聚焦:
    如何通过小细节改变外貌? ​​​​
[How to use small details change appearance? ​​​​]


成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ

时尚COSMO:
    #易心一意肆青春# #COSMO月刊# @TFBOYS-易烊千玺 内页大片来袭第一弹!
@时尚COSMO-Lisa @刘阅微 
摄影:@陈漫ChenMan
编辑:@阿三刘 
造型:@滕雪菲 
化妆:@邰凌轶
发型:@張凡BON
#SOCOSMO# ​​​​

[# # # # Yi Xinyi Italy boss youth COSMO issue @ TFBOYS - Jackson inside pages blockbuster hit the first bomb! < br > @ fashion COSMO - Lisa @ Liu Yue micro < br > photography @ Chen diffuse ChenMan < br > editor three liu < br > modelling o @ @ TengXueFei < br > makeup @ TaiLingYi < br > hairstyle @ made BON < br > # SOCOSMO#]


FUN风趣 FEARLESS大胆 FEMALE韵味

音乐铺子:
    小田和正《东京爱情故事》主题曲《突如其来的爱情》Live,“我爱你并不是因为你是谁,而是我在你身边的时候我是谁”。tRYccO ​​​
[Oda and positive Tokyo love story theme song sudden love Live, I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when Im by your side. tRYccO]


全球好听的音乐音聚集的地方,每一首歌都为你而选!商务洽谈QQ:,,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow。

冷笑话精选:
    外国一老妈表示,自己找到了扫地机的新功能!那就是帮忙带孩子,自动一边扫地一边带孩子,亲妈坐一旁看电视就好,可以说是非常爽了[doge]tRYctGr ​​​
[A foreign old mama said, she had found a new function of sweeping machine! That is to help with the children, automatic sweep the floor and took the child, mother sat watching TV is good, can say its very cool the doge tRYctGr]


毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

一支上上签:
    写下你想要的礼物,然后转发
很快便会收到 ​​​

[Write down what you want to present, and then forward the < br > will receive very soon]


是你的一支上上签

我的厕所读物:
    唐山黄淑芬的女儿接受采访了,目前黄淑芬被拘留,女儿采访时哭着说:车是车祸以后买的,房贷每个月多,我们一直积极的在给他筹钱,我觉得我们家比一般人家还要穷一点。其实她的眼泪很难让人同情,车祸发生两年,一句道歉都没有,别人生命垂危,她家只给了块钱,冷漠且自私tRYctvgY ​​​
[Tangshan shu-fen huang daughter in an interview that the current shu-fen huang was detained, the daughter cried and said in an interview the car was bought after the car accident, the mortgage every month, we have been active in raising money for him, I think our home than in general was poor. Is actually her tears sympathy, accident two years, an apology, no other people dying, her family only to the dollar, indifference and selfishness tRYctvgY]


有一天,你看到我的微博,从此你再也没从马桶上下来

新浪体育:
    【#林丹##谢杏芳#如胶似漆 十指相扣不撒手】日前,林丹、谢杏芳携手出席活动,两人全程牵手十指相扣,恩爱有加。[心]​​​​图集:tRYqCCz ​​​
[[# # # # Lin xie xingfang inseparable fingers clasped dont give up 】 recently, Lin Dan and xie xingfang hand in hand to attend the activities, two people all the net be buckled, hand in hand. Atlas [heart] tRYqCCz]


小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯,趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件: sports@vip.sina

刘若英:
    這是幾年前寫的文字。我只是想表達:我們能過一些我們想過的生活,其實跟這些照料我們生活的人息息相關的。請尊重。

謝謝你,Emma

曾几何时,在医院,在公园,推着老人轮椅的是一个个肤色黝黑的女子?曾几何时,学校门口,接送上下学的不是爸爸妈妈,而是小朋友口中的玛利亚,或者Auntie Lisa?
我的 ​​​

[This is a few years ago to write words. I just want to say we can live the life of some of our thought, in fact, is closely related with the care of our life. Please respect. < br > < br > thank you, Emma < br > < br > once upon a time, in the hospital, in the park, pushing a wheelchair, the old man is a woman of color of skin dark? Once upon a time, at the school gate, transfers to and from school is not the father mother, maria, but children mouth or Auntie Lisa? < br > I]


親愛的路人

神奇的吐槽君:
    “怀孕八个月,老公疯狂说服我减肥并割双眼皮” ​​​
[Eight months pregnant, her husband crazy persuaded me to lose weight and double eyelid]


北美吐槽君官方国内分站,欢迎私信吐槽。公众号:crazytucao【商务合作请联系:ad@beimeitucaojun】

卢本皇:
    早 ​​​
[early]


都别说了!我来背锅!!!我就是那个对着卢本伟耳朵一吹风他就听我的的那个!美少女!阿!U!U!

VogueMe:
    #宋茜巴黎Me辑# 那段关于@宋茜 在巴黎午夜的神秘行程终将揭晓,她性感魅惑,演绎一支Saint Laurent 酷女郎的霓裳传奇。#VogueFilm#呈现,敬请期待。tRYctP
导演:Damien Krisl
造型:姚雨杭Yuhang Yao
监制:陈晨Chen Chen ​​​

[# vitoria Paris Me # that @ Victoria song book Mysterious trip will be announced at midnight in Paris, shes sexy charm, deduce a Saint Laurent cool girl dress legend. # VogueFilm# rendering, please look. TRYctP < br > director Damien Krisl < br > style Yao Yu hangzhou Yuhang Yao < br > producers surianoka Chen Chen]


《Vogue服饰与美容》针对后年轻人群推出的全新品牌

英国报姐:
    这个德国小哥表示,大家对德国人的印象总是严肃而无趣,这真的是偏见,其实德国人是很幽默很风趣的,还给大家带来个德国的笑话。感觉真的误会他们了,这笑话真的是太好笑了[doge]
tRYcxlh ​​​

[The little elder brother said that German people impression of the German people are always serious and boring, and it really is prejudice, and actually the germans are very humor is very funny, also bring us a German jokes. Feeling really misunderstood them, this is really too funny jokes [doge] < br > tRYcxlh]


国外各种好玩的,报姐带你看世界

堂妈小厨:
    堂妈教你做章鱼小丸子
面糊原料:低筋面粉g,鸡蛋一个,纯净水ml,泡打粉小匙,生抽克
馅心材料:章鱼、卷心菜
调味料:照烧酱(酱油、白糖、水淀粉、朗姆酒调制),沙拉酱、木鱼花、芥末酱、各适量
如果用章鱼烧粉,就是g章鱼烧粉、ml清水、鸡蛋个

.低筋面粉和泡打粉混合过筛,加 ​​​

[Hall mama teach you to do small octopus balls < br > the batter ingredients strong flour g, eggs, a pure water ml, baking powder, spoon, light soy sauce, < br > filling material octopus, cabbage < br > seasonings teriyaki sauce, soy sauce, sugar, water starch, rum modulation), salad dressing, wooden fish, mustard sauce, the < br > if appropriate use of octopus burning powder, is g takoyaki powder, ml water, eggs, a < br > < br > low gluten flour and baking powder and sift, plus]


堂妈是个全职妈妈,职业就是母亲和妻子。自己觉得其实幸福很简单,就是和爱的人一起吃顿饭,吃饭的意义不在乎吃的是什么,只在乎和谁一起吃!

BOBOG-Dragon:
    xxxibgdrgn INS ​​​
[xxxibgdrgn INS]


只整理打包与G-Dragon有关的D | 豆瓣小站site.douban

秋田六千:
    最近热议的导航APP「HotStepper」,想去哪儿都会有穿着泳裤的大叔迈着轻松愉快的步伐带你去[笑cry] tRYctJN ​​​
[Recent hot navigation APP HotStepper, uncle want to go to where will have a bathing suit with the pace of relaxed and happy to take you to [laugh cry] tRYctJN]


每天都有新内容的的的的V信公众号qiutianliuqian

闲人王昱珩:
    再次回到景德镇玩泥巴……这最早的建国瓷厂到处是有意思的树,还有长在墙缝上的银粉背蕨,做为石生蕨的它喜阳又耐阴,耐寒也耐旱……啦啦啦种太阳,我有一个美丽的愿望,长大以后能播种太阳,播种一颗一颗就够了,会结出许多的许多的太阳……到那个时候世界每个角落,都会变得…都会变得温暖又明亮…… ​​​
[Once again return to jingdezhen play mud... The earliest porcelain industry is full of interesting tree, the founding of the people and the silver fern, back on the in cracked as rock ferns of xi Yang and Yin, hardy drought-tolerant also... Kind of the sun, I have a beautiful wish, grow up can sow the sun, planting one is enough, will produce a lot of a lot of the sun... To every corner of the world at that time, will be... Will be warm and bright... ​​​]


于身为长物 于世为闲事

一起神回复:
    北方暖气玩法vs南方...不说了我先哭一会儿[允悲] ​​​
[North central heating play vs south... Dont say me cry for a little while first [allow sad]]


这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地,请自觉投入你的节操。

虫oxx:
    #鹿晗# 某老干部开会[坏笑][坏笑][坏笑][坏笑][坏笑][坏笑][坏笑] @M鹿M ​​​
[# # Lu Han some retired veteran cadres meeting [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] @ M M]


鹿痴,【任你风起云涌,我自岿然不动】爱好和平拒绝撕X~ 喜欢各种玩偶和手工,偶尔画点渣图,所有图禁止未经同意拿去制作物品哦~

我与学生的日常:
    在节目中,后中国女孩房琪讲述了自己的亲身经历:自驾游来到巴基斯坦,受到军车开道保护,一位米的大兵手持AK,还帮她买裙子,并跟老板说:你,买一条送一条!她,中国人!原来,有这么一个地方,会无条件地相信你保护你,只因你是中国人![心]tRYcqoz ​​​
[After the show, Chinese girl room qi tells the story of his own experience road trips to Pakistan, protected by military vehicles escorting, soldiers armed with an m AK, helped her buy a skirt, and my boss said you, buy a send a! She, the Chinese people! It turns out that there is a place, will unconditionally believe you protect you, because you are Chinese! [heart] tRYcqoz]


创意无处不在

宋轶xiaoyiyi:
    夜晚风中的时报广场[鲜花] ​​​
[The night wind times square (flowers]]


《伪装者》饰演于曼丽 《栀子花开》陈家苗 《逆袭之星途璀璨》苏橙 《红楼梦》香菱 工作邮箱:songyigongzuo@sina

使徒子:
    脱发问题已经蔓延到M星云了.... ​​​
[Hair loss problem has spread to M nebula... ​​​]


景观建筑师 业余画漫画 作品周边网店:httpsshop.taobao

微博等级:
    小天使对小小天使爱不释手…… tRYcIOzR ​​​
[Little angel enthusing about little angel... tRYcIOzR]


微博等级官方微博

喵星人的喵星球:
    一份秋刀鱼套餐,赊账,谢谢。 ​​​
[A mackerel pike meal, credit, thank you. ​​​]


做一只,有态度的喵星人。常规合作邮箱:hezuo@baozou 微博商务合作请联系qq:

徐江故事会:
    发布了头条文章:《上海申花——人民的冠军》 申花将士欢腾庆祝的场面有很多,我最喜欢曹赟定搂着柏佳骏的一幕。曹赟定一边走,一边说,“第一名,牛逼,今晚,开心”。曹赟定当时的表情,像极了考试考了分的小学生,满心的喜悦,恨不得飞上天去。旁边的柏佳骏,笑的像个傻子,傻的那么可爱,傻的那 ​​​
[Released the headline Shanghai shenhua, the peoples champion shenhua soldiers of jubilation scene has a lot of, my favorite Cao Yun hug BaiJiaJun act. Walked Cao Yun set, they said, the first name, cow force, tonight, happy. Cao Yun fixed expression at that time, much like the test points of primary school students, were filled with joy, wish to fly to heaven. Beside BaiJiaJun, smile like a fool, silly so lovely, that silly]


一本正经的胡说八道

我Hold不住了:
    酸成宋小宝了哈哈哈[允悲] ​​​ ​​​​
[Acid into Song Xiaobao ha ha haallow sad]


一个爱生活的吃货~

电影工厂:
    【Netflix《黑镜》曝光两款预告+两款海报】第一款《天使方舟》讲述一位母亲为了避免女儿的意外走失,而对其进行了可怕的“控制”......第二款《鳄鱼》讲述通过进入记忆,找出一场车祸的真相......依旧黑科技,依旧暗黑讽刺风。本季共集,有望年内在Netflix整季上线,超期待!海报: ​​​
[[Netflix black mirror exposure two forecast + two posters 】 the first ark angels, tells a mother in order to avoid accidentally lost daughter, and for the terrible control... In the second paragraph crocodile by entering the memory, find out the truth of a car accident... The wind still black science and technology, still dark sarcasm. Set this season, is expected to years in Netflix online, spent more than expected! Poster]


主营:炮制各种影视动漫花边,推荐影视精品!

谷大白话:
    一群长羽毛的手机 tRYcGRDE ​​​
[A group of mobile phone tRYcGRDE feathers]


THERES NO『俗』WITHOUT『谷』

趣闻搞笑:
    超“手欠”的黑柴妹妹!总是用各种方法去戳逗哥哥……哈哈哈哈太欠了……看着都烦[允悲] tRYcCxY ​​​
[Super owe black wood sister! Always use various methods to poke tease brother... Ha ha ha ha too less... Look at all this [allow sad] tRYcCxY]


最好玩最创意的新鲜事,网罗最搞笑最欢乐的视频!

小新和贝塔:
    发这组图,突然想聊个题外话;[偷笑]

大家觉得养育过程中有哪些前辈们传授的“经验”听起来特别匪夷所思毫无根据?

比如孩子一定要剃光头发质才好发量才多。我家俩孩子都没剃过,头发也还算不错~[挖鼻]

我自己的理解是小宝宝头皮娇嫩、囟门未闭,头发反而可以起到一个保护作用。对吗?

好久没发竖 ​​​

[This gallery, suddenly want to chat a digression; [laughing] < br > < br > do you think what are the predecessors to teach in the process of raising the experience sounds particularly strange unwarranted? < br > < br > such as the children have to shave their hair is good hair amount to much. Both of my children havent shaved, hair also is not bad ~ [dig nose] < br > < br > my own understanding is the baby skin delicate, xin door is not closed, hair can have a protective effect. Isnt it? < br > < br > I havent hair shaft]


生活有多平淡就有多美好~

葡萄-Lee:
    用心做的第一款包,最近每天在背它,还会送内胆包,双十二等我哦 ​​​
[The first bag, heart do recently in it every day, will also send a sleeve, - wait me oh]


女子本弱,为母则刚 每晚点~早上点私人时间关闭评论的哦

我的朋友是个呆B:
    国外一个铲屎官最近发现....他家猫好像坏...坏掉了呢[喵喵](fb:LADbible)
tRYcIVM ​​​

[A shovel excrement officer abroad recently found... His cat like bad... Broken? [meow] (fb LADbible) < br > tRYcIVM]


没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的