2017年11月25日星期六

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    想起了某些人[允悲]@爱玩屎的小仙女啾啾啾:一个小时了还没到 葬礼都给你办完了
[Remembered some people [allow sad] @ love play shit fairy chirp event an hour havent to the funeral all returned to you]

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猫扑:
    朝阳区政府责成举办者按程序立刻免除幼儿园园长职务,并将根据案件调查结果,严肃追究幼儿园及相关人员的责任,绝不姑息。 @北京朝阳 ​
[Chaoyang district government instructed by the sponsor (s) according to the program immediately removed from the kindergarten post, and according to the investigation result, accountable in kindergarten and the responsibility of the relevant personnel, zero tolerance. @ Beijing chaoyang]

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猫扑:
    @平安北京 [话筒]#情况通报#
[@ conditions about Beijing [] phone # # safe and sound]

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猫扑:
    【警方通报红黄蓝幼儿园虐童案件】@平安北京 [话筒]#情况通报#
[【 red, yellow, blue, kindergarten notified the police abuse cases] [] phone # @ peace Beijing briefing #]

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新浪汽车:
    #老司机课堂#保持可控的车速,是事故发生时唯一的救命稻草!看完这个视频,能让你在关键时刻救自己一命![思考] tRYbuHiZ ​
[Old driver class # # keep controllable speed, is the only resort at the time of the accident. After watching the video, can let you at a critical moment to save his life! [thinking] tRYbuHiZ]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【北京市教委:强烈谴责涉案人员严重违反师德的行为】根据公安机关通报的红黄蓝新天地幼儿园案件侦办情况,北京市教委今天发文↓↓强烈谴责涉案人员严重违反师德的行为,坚决支持依法依规惩处,要求相关区、园配合司法机关对相关人员作出严肃处理并立即进行整改↓↓详情[话筒]tRYGGWQ ​
[[Beijing municipal education commission strongly condemned those involved serious violation of ethics 】 according to the public security organ about the red yellow blue xintiandi kindergarten probing to the case, the Beijing municipal education commission today issued left left strongly condemned those involved serious violation of the ethics, strongly support in accordance with the law and punishment, according to regulation requirement related area, garden to the judicial organs of relevant personnel to make a serious processing and proceed to rectify immediately left left [microphone] tRYGGWQ for details]

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优酷:
    #书旗小说大神来了# 还有两小时!tRYGUam ,网络文学顶级大神@天蚕土豆 携最新力作《元尊》在书旗小说直播!现场有料,直播吃鸡!更有神秘嘉宾登场!记得看哦![鼓掌] ​
[# # novel great god to book the flag and two hours! TRYGUam, network literatures top the great god @ wild silkworm potatoes with latest novel yuan chun in book flag live! There was expected, live to eat chicken! More mysterious guest appearance! Remember to see oh! [applause.]]

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻##捷豹XEXFF# 【捷豹XEXFF-Pace Black Edition官图】日前,捷豹发布了一组旗下XE、XF、F-Pace三款车型的Black Edition特别版官图,新车将会增强配置,但是售价更加“亲民”,并且将销售至年(国内是否同期销售目前并不知晓)。tRYGyTvi ​
[# # # jaguar XEXFF# every news [jaguar XEXFF - Pace, Black Edition officer figure 】 the jaguar has released a set of XE, XF, F - Pace three models of Black Edition version of the official figure in particular, new car will increase the configuration, but the price is a more populist and in sales to domestic sales at present did not know whether the same period. tRYGyTvi]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

一块去旅行:
    大理一直是许多人向往的地方,但是大理不仅仅只有古城、苍山和洱海,还有你们不知道的美景。一份「大理旅游科普」贴送给大家,希望能够帮助大家更全面了解大理[害羞][害羞]作者:王大媛myra ​​​​
[Dali has been a lot of people yearning place, but not only the ancient city, zhon mountain and the erhai lake, marble and you dont know. A Dali tourism science for you, hope to be able to help us more comprehensive understanding of Dali [shy] [shy] author Wang Dayuan Myra]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

Autobeta汽车杂志:
    【D重庆又出现神级地下车库,停个车要转圈[晕]】月日,重庆江北,江北嘴国金中心的地下车库从地表进入地下车库B,需旋转圈。如果要进入最下面的一层车库B,还要再转圈。感觉还没到车库,头就晕了。tRYbpLl ​​​
[Chongqing appeared god [D level underground garage, parking a car go to [dizzy]] month day, chongqing jiangbei, jiangbei mouth of the center of the underground garage from the surface into the underground garage B, slewing ring. If you want to enter the bottom layer of the garage, B again. Feeling to the garage, the head is dizzy. tRYbpLl]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【北京朝阳区政府:责成幼儿园举办者立刻免除园长职务】事件发生后,朝阳区政府立即约谈红黄蓝新天地幼儿园举办者,依法启动追责程序,责成举办者按程序立刻免除幼儿园园长职务↓↓并将根据案件调查结果,严肃追究幼儿园及相关人员的责任,绝不姑息↓↓tRYGLdfr ​
[【 Beijing chaoyang district government, instruct the kindergarten immediately removed from director post 】 by the sponsor (s) after the incident, chaoyang district government immediately red, yellow, blue, xintiandi kindergarten questioning the collaborators, start the liability in accordance with the procedures, obliged by the sponsor (s) according to the program immediately removed from the kindergarten post left left and will according to the investigation result, serious pursue the responsibility of the kindergarten and related personnel, zero tolerance left left tRYGLdfr]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

冷笑话精选:
    细节[二哈]@嘻呀哟嚯哼难道都不是基本吗…………
[Details two ha] [@ hey! Hey ho hum isnt all basic............]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

青年时报:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

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当当李国庆:
    年的高分电影《熔炉》,以年至年间发生于光州一所聋哑障碍人学校中性暴力事件为蓝本,讲述校园性暴力和隐藏在性暴力背后的人性和社会丑恶。其实电影本身拍得略为刻意和直白,但基于真实故事改编和孩子们的动人表演让人完全忽略了电影艺术表达层面的不足,只让人从灵魂深处感受到深深的震撼...全文: m.weibo ​
[High marks in the film melting pot, years to years Yu Guangzhou a school for deaf obstacles one neutral, is based on violence, sexual violence on campus and hide behind the sexual violence of human nature and social evils. Film itself actually had slightly painstakingly and straightforward, but based on a true story and the children of moving performance let people completely ignore the deficiency of the film art expression level, only let the people from the depths of the soul feel deeply shocked... The full text m. eibo]

我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵

青年时报:
    【@平安北京:红黄蓝幼儿园教师刘某某因涉嫌虐待被刑拘】北京警方通报:月日,朝阳区红黄蓝新天地幼儿园教师刘某某(女,岁,河北省人)因涉嫌虐待被看护人罪已被依法刑事拘留。公安机关正在进一步工作中。 ​
[Red, yellow, blue, kindergarten teachers [@ Beijing peace Liu Moumou being detained for alleged abuse 】 Beijing police reported month, red, yellow, blue, xintiandi chaoyang district kindergarten teachers Liu Moumou (female, age, people in hebei province) for alleged abuse by caregivers sin has been criminal detention according to law. The public security organ is in further work. ​]

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南方都市报:
    【“后”褚时健谈未来 从没有过退休概念:“不做事不行,天生就爱忙”】 “(我)不做事不行,天生就爱忙。他们问我(未来的打算),以我的感觉,再活个八九年,随便活活!”月初,褚橙熟了,黄澄澄的果子挂着露珠,等着被采摘。早在一个月前,云南玉溪哀牢山,褚橙庄园就开始迎来一年里最热闹的...全文: m.weibo ​
[The after ChuShiJian talk about the future Never had retired concept not do not, naturally love busy] (I) not do not, naturally love busy. They asked me (future plan), with my feeling, to live in , literally alive! Earlier this month, chu of orange is ripe, yellow fruit hung dew, waiting to be picked. As early as a month ago, yunnan yuxi ailaoshan, chu orange farm began to usher in the most lively creatures here, for the year... The full text m. eibo]

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薛蛮子:
    我在日本吃火锅 #直播最大V# #V影响力峰会#(来自tRYGAQAu)APP下载地址:tRqKYxu tRUyjlN ​
[I eat hot pot in Japan live # V# biggest influence summit # # V (from tRYGAQAu) APP download address tRqKYxu tRUyjlN]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【编造“老虎团”人员集体猥亵幼儿虚假信息 刘某被行政拘留】月日,警方经工作将行为人刘某(女,岁,北京人)抓获↓↓该人对编造“老虎团”人员集体猥亵幼儿虚假信息,后通过微信群传播的违法事实供认不讳,并对造成的不良影响深表悔恨↓↓刘某已被公安机关依法行政拘留。tRYGwBHp ​
[【 LaoHuTuan staff collective molesting children falsified information ryu be administrative detention] month day, the police work will be the offender ryu (female, age, from Beijing) captured left left person collective molesting children to make LaoHuTuan personnel false information, through the micro letter after the spread of the group of illegal confessed, and the adverse effects caused by deep regret left left ryu has been the public security organs in accordance with the administrative detention. tRYGwBHp]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

但斌:
    @花仔涅槃重生市场自有定论!蓝筹就是蓝色的筹码!蓝筹就是大小王炸!蓝筹就是稳健的中国核心资产!蓝筹就是大长牛!@但斌现在有人喊蓝筹股泡沫[笑cry]……@梦想的囚徒:时间有限啊,赶于明年月前,把大蓝筹估值弄高点,免得外资又赚我们国家的钱
[@ flower seed nirvana reborn market has its own word! Blue is the blue chips! The blue chip is big wang fry! The blue chip is solid core assets in China! Blue is the big bull! @ but bin now someone shouted blue-chip bubble [laugh cry]... @ the prisoner of dreams time is limited, drive next years ago, the large blue-chip valuations are high, so that foreign investment and make money out of our country]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑:
    【老伯报警 女朋友不见了】某天晚上,一位老伯报警称女朋友的电话一直无人接听,由于女友是独居老人,老伯担心其出事。民警赶到老人所住小区,正准备采取措施打开房门时,居委会工作人员来了,她称老人是出国旅游了。听到这个消息后,大家都松了口气,老伯也安心地回家了。tRjgFAyu ​
[The old man alarm Girlfriend gone 】 one night, an old man police say girlfriend has been no one answered the phone, because his girlfriend is a solitary old man, old man worried about the accident. Police rushed to the old man lived village, is preparing to take steps to open the door, residents committees staff come, she said the old man is traveling abroad. After hearing the news, everyone was relieved, the man also safely home. tRjgFAyu]

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但斌:
    @与伟大企业共成长:年报一出,就不高了,时间是蓝筹的朋友@但斌
[@ growing together with the great enterprises annual report, is not high, the time is a friend of blue-chip @ but bin]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

玩转instagram:
    保持微笑~[嘻嘻] ​
[Keep smile ~ hee hee]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【北京警方:涉嫌虐童幼儿园教师被刑事拘留】北京警方通报朝阳区红黄蓝新天地幼儿园事件:涉事幼儿园教师刘某某因涉嫌虐待看护人罪已被依法刑事拘留↓↓公安机关正在进一步工作中。通报详情↓↓tRYGZEIb ​
[[Beijing police alleged abuse kindergarten teachers was detained by criminal of red, yellow, blue, xintiandi kindergarten at chaoyang district, Beijing police reported events involved in kindergarten teachers Liu Moumou on suspicion of caregivers cruelty was criminal detention left left the public security organ in accordance with the law is in further work. Notify left left tRYGZEIb for details]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

吴昕:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

工作事宜,请发邮件至lostwater@

平安北京:
    [话筒]#情况通报#
[Conditions about [] phone # #]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

平安北京:
    [话筒]#情况通报#
[Conditions about [] phone # #]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

青年时报:
    【浙江大学城市学院一员工打网球时突然猝死,倒地的那一刻他正弯腰捡球!】今天中午点多,浙江大学城市学院管理体育器材的学校辅助员许老师和同事打网球时突然猝死!据同事说,打到第三局的时候球掉了,许老师去捡球,结果一弯腰拿球,人就突然倒了,怎么也叫不醒……许老师被送到医院时心跳呼吸已经...全文: m.weibo ​


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优酷:
    搭档选的好,穿搭没烦恼,这次@纪凌尘chan 与好友顾义伟合体演绎的另类商务风,成功打破了二人平日里的日常休闲style,“大长腿”模式开启现场更是吸睛无数,快戳视频,来领略“超模”的穿搭技巧吧!#疯狂衣橱#
tRYGvd ​

[Partner to choose the good, wear no worries, the @ ji LingChen chan with friends Gu Yiwei fit deduce alternative commercial wind, successfully broke the daily daily leisure style, the big long legs model suction eye opening scene is numerous, poke video fast, for a taste of the supermodel wear a skill! # # crazy almirah < br > tRYGvd]

优酷:
    【#这就是街舞#超强编舞师阵容—“逆天夫妇”Keone&Mari Madrid】这!就是街舞,这就是Keone&Mari[鼓掌]
[【 # # this is the street dance super martino muller squad - go against couple Keone&Mari Madrid 】 this! Is the street dance, this is Keone&Mari [applause.]]

冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈哈哈这傻狗?![允悲]
tRYGhRM ​

[Ha ha ha ha ha silly dog? ! [allow sad] < br > tRYGhRM]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

薛蛮子:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

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汽车之家:
    #家家新闻##广州车展##奇瑞#【座SUV上半年上市 奇瑞年产品计划】在广州车展期间,我们从奇瑞汽车官方获悉,其将于年上半年向市场推出一款座中型SUV,年下半年推出一款轿车,同时还将推出一款小型SUV。不过关于EXEED TX车型的上市时间官方并没有透露。tRYGhXKb ​
[# # # # # guangzhou motor show every news chery # listed in the first half of a SUV in chery products plan during the period of the guangzhou auto show, we learned from chery official that it will introduce to the market in the first half of a medium sized SUV, launched in the second half of a car, will also be launching a small SUV. But time to market of EXEED TX models the official did not say. tRYGhXKb]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷:
    #九州海上牧云记# @孙坚 你是不是拿错剧本了!?@窦骁 [哈哈] [哈哈] ​
[# kyushu sea shepherd cloud # @ sun chien Did you get the wrong script! ? @ dou (ha ha) (ha ha)]

新浪汽车:
    #萌宠与车#【流浪狗的“路见不平”,救下在路上被抢劫的女孩子[心]】自己都没有家也没有人爱,在这时还是果断地冲过去想要帮忙。突然觉得很愧疚,很心疼很心疼它[抱抱][抱抱][抱抱]via.我的朋友是个呆B tRYbnEuQ ​
[# # of familiar with car stray dogs road sees rough, saved was robbed on the way girls [heart]] are no home and no one to love yourself, then still decisively rushed past want to help. Suddenly feel very guilty, very distressed very distressed it [hug] [hug] [hug] via. My friend is a stay tRYbnEuQ B]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

南方都市报:
    【美国双十一!黑色星期五抢购酷似《釜山行》:僵尸般涌入互相厮打[吃瓜]】黑色星期五,可谓美国版“双十一”,商场会推出大量的打折和优惠活动进行促销。由于降价商品数量有限,会有消费者排长队的现象,开门的一刻一哄而上,为了折扣商品互相撕扯,场面火爆。美国人有多疯狂,一起感受下!@时差视频 ...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 the American double tenth! Black Friday to snap up like the busan line a flood fighting each other [eat the melon]] zombie black Friday, a U.S. version of a double tenth, mall will launch a large number of promotional discounts and preferential activities. Due to the price of goods quantity is limited, there will be lines of consumers, open the door rush of the moment, tear at each other for discounts, violence. Americans have more crazy, together feeling! @ time video... The full text m. eibo]

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