微博搞笑排行榜：
为什么你会觉得，谈恋爱好难 ________________________________
[Why do you feel, fall in love very difficult ________________________________]
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王尼玛：分享图片
[Share photos]
处处留心皆暴漫，天下尼玛是一家。合作邮箱hezuo@baozou
邢晓瑶：清朝落幕前的年，《大清现行刑律》明文规定：“强奸十二岁以下幼女幼童因而致死，及将未至十岁之幼女幼童诱去强行奸污者，绞决。”
我们唱着东方红，当家做主站起来，我们唱着春天的故事，改革开放富起来，接着唱！
[Over the years before the qing dynasty, the qing the current criminal law definitely prescribes rape girl young children under the age of and death, and not to the girl under the age of ten children to lure the forcible rape, Hank. < br > < br > we sing dongfanghong, take leadership to stand up, lets sing the spring in the story, rich reform and opening up, and then to sing! ]
工作邀约发邮件到yaoyaodaye@，INS：xingxiaoyao
这里是美国：“我想我到死都不会爱上这个让儿童遭罪的世界。” ——加缪 《鼠疫》
[I think I to die will not fall in love with this let children suffer world. -- -- camus the plague]
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欧豪：今夜 借用一下你的目光 看向孩子们
[Tonight I borrow your eyes look to the children]
张梓琳：谁来保护我们的孩子？
如何保护我们的孩子？
[Who will protect our kids? < br > how to protect our children? ]
一个幸运的普通人。
李晨：tRYLJiEz
[tRYLJiEz]
做一个人生的观光客
草图君：三种颜色。[怒]
期待公理，也期待报应。
后者可以没有，前者不能缺席。
[Three colors. [anger] < br > looking forward to justice, but also look forward to. < br > the latter can not, the former cannot be absent. ]
一个得罪了半个娱乐圈的少年
岳云鹏：我小时候去村里小卖部买东西，遇见了村里的大孩子，他无缘无故的欺负我，掐着我的脖子…………………………………………………………………………，我不敢回家，不敢让所有人知道，因为他警告我，不许我说出去，他说他的眼睛长到了我家，……………………………………，我真的写不下去了，我的对手也只
[Met when I was a child to a store to buy something in the village, the village of big boy, he bullied me without reason, choke my neck.................................................................................... , I dared not go home, afraid to let everyone know that, because he warned me, forbid me to go out, he said his eyes to my home,.......................................... , I really write not bottom go to, my opponent only]
工作以及邀约 请联系经纪人王俣钦先生：max.w@vip.
张猫要练嘴皮子：【是善良和道德限制了我们的想象】
三种颜色，丑恶世界里的三原色。 但如果心灵得不到安慰，再公正的判决也终是悲剧，重新再看一遍之前解说过《熔炉》和《素媛》，教育部回应希望能有好的结果，希望这样的事情只存在电影里。
[我们一路奋战，是为了不让世界改变正义]tRNZuCXG
[The kind and moral limit our imagination 】 < br > kinds of color, the three primary colors of ugly world. But if the heart can not get comfort and fair judgment, it is a tragedy, explanation to watch it again before the melting pot and plain luca brasi, the ministry of education response to hope to have good results, hope such a thing only exist in the film. < br > [we fight all the way, in order not to let the world change justice] tRNZuCXG < br >]
我是男神！不是男婶儿！ 合作邮箱syhz@papitube(标题请注明【张猫合作】)
思想聚焦：那时我们有梦，关于文学，
关于爱情，关于穿越世界的旅行。
如今我们深夜饮酒，杯子碰到一起，都是梦破碎的声音。
——北岛
[We had a dream about literature, < br > < br > about love, about the travel across the world. < br > < br > we now late night drinking, the cup encounter together, was a dream broken voice. < br > < br > - the north island]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ
天津股侠：还有没睡的吗？[挖鼻]
[And didnt sleep? [one nose]]
新浪微博财经类自媒体人，年的股海沧桑,民间职业股票投资人.操作风格<超短线结合波段>微博是个人炒股日志，不做咨询、荐股，跟风者自负盈亏。
VaVaMiss：#三种颜色#听说会被限流…人在做天在看
[# kinds of color # heard will be current limit... People are doing day watching]
各种商业合作，演出请联系或--易燃。邮箱Yiran@yeenjoy
拜托啦学妹：“善良限制了你的想象力”
[Good limit your imagination]
一个只属于大学生的街访
周鱼：对待儿童的态度，决定了一个民族的未来。这么大的事件，别人拍电影公映，我们忙着删帖。舆论控制高于一切，一个赤裸裸的虐童事件还要用“三种颜色”来代替，真是悲哀。面对质问，他们说：杀死那个提出问题的人！
[Attitude towards the children, determines the future of a nation. For such a big event, others release film, our busy delete. Public opinion control above all else, a naked child abuse with three kinds of color instead of, is really sad. In the face of questioning, they said kill the person who ask questions! ]
鲜衣怒马，诗酒年华。——After Drunk
原来是西门大嫂：这个视频请大家一定要分享给身边有小孩的父母！！其中有一些非常有用的早期性教育引导方法、自救方法以及观察小朋友生理心理变化的路径。我们所未见的悲剧和听不见的声音还有更多，但比感叹世界多坏，更重要的是让一切坏的适可而止！tRuUqoC
[This video, please be sure to share with the childs parents!! There are some very useful early sex education guide method, self-help method and observation of children the path of the physiological and psychological changes. We have not seen in more tragedy and hear voice, but more than a bad than lamenting the world, more important is to let all bad enough is enough! tRuUqoC]
朝阳群众，一个女的。
全球影视指南：今天爆出的三色门事件让我想起了之前看过的电影《熔炉》，有孩子的家长还是来看看吧，看完后全身乏力，结局跟很多主旋律电影不一样，正义没有胜利。
电影里说，我们一路奋斗，不是为了改变世界，而是为了不让世界改变我们。
在现实当中，这样的坚守太难了，有可能会丢掉工作，有可能会失去亲人，甚至可
[Trichromatic scandal erupted today reminds me of before have seen the film melting pot, parents with children and see it, read it and then the whole body fatigue, end is not the same as a lot of theme movie, justice without victory. < br > said in the movie, we struggle all the way, not to change the world, but in order not to let the world change us. < br > in reality, so stick to it is too difficult, may lose their jobs, may lose their loved ones, even can be]
不在看电影，就在看电影的路上！推荐你看的都是好电影，拒接烂片！商务洽谈QQ,，，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow
北美吐槽君：“儿子出柜后，丈夫夫离婚做了变性手术，现在和儿胥的父亲同居了”
[A divorce son after coming out, the husband do surgery, professional father and son live together now,]
吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】
赤峰市团委：【教育部回应：三种颜色事件】红黄蓝幼儿园存在猥亵、针扎幼儿，给幼儿喂食、注射不明药物等情况，手机门户君想问：为什么要虐待小孩？[怒][怒][怒]
如果孩子有这种行为，可能已经遭受了性侵，不管你是否已当父母，性教育必须重视起来，让孩子学会发声，学会保护自己！#三种颜色##教育部回应#
[Respond to the ministry of education three colors event 】 【 red yellow blue kindergarten is obscene, needle infants, feed the child, unknown drug injection, and so on and so forth, mobile portal you would like to ask why do you want to abuse a child? [anger] [anger] [anger] < br > if the children have this kind of behavior, might have suffered abuse, whether or not you have it when parents, sex education must pay attention to, let the children learn to speak and learn to protect themselves! # kinds of color response # # # the ministry of education]
紧跟党走 紧贴青年 朝气蓬勃 奋发有为
花生了咩：年度最恶心的一句话
“我有一个长长的望远镜可以伸到你家里来，你做什么说什么我都知道”
我看到这句话的时候我都能脑补出来那个恶心的嘴脸，油腻，奸诈，阴险，不论男女。
而对面站着的是泪痕未干的小朋友，睁着大眼睛，瑟瑟发抖。
都说电影来源于生活，但生活却远比电影要可怕现实的多。
[Year the most disgusting words < br > < br > I have a long telescope can be extended to your home, what do you say I know that, < br > < br > when I saw this sentence I can imagine the nausea, greasy, treachery, cunning, both men and women. < br > < br > and cheeks were standing opposite the child had not been dried, and with big eyes, shivering. < br > < br > it is said that a movie comes from life, but life is more terrible reality than the movies. ]
点原创你就会发现原来我可以那么可爱！
全球育儿大全：看完三色们事件很震惊！守护花朵！预防儿童性侵宣传片，家长们都该看看！做好事前预防是重中之重！请为孩子们转！[心]tRYLIkr
[Read the three color event shocked! Protect the flowers! Announcements of the prevention of child sexual abuse, and parents should see see! Completes the prevention is the most important! For the children, please turn! [heart] tRYLIkr]
这里有妈咪呵护宝贝必须知道的知识，科学的养宝贝，让宝贝快乐的健康成长！商务洽谈QQ：，，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow
著名网黄猫日：别丧，请保持希望，并干点儿自己力所能及的，搜搜三种颜色让它更加“爆”也行啊，不管最后呈现的真相是什么样的，别让世界改变你，反而还要改变这世界嘞。晚安
[Dont loss, please keep the hope, and do something, you can search three colours to make it more critical to also go, no matter what is finally revealed truth, dont let the world change you, but will also change the world. Good night,]
Sundayday黄日天，正能量阳光大帅猫
韩国me2day：【tvN】<那家伙们的双重生活>#CL#谈及#NE#解散...最终露出眼泪[泪]很难过,本来也不知道自己很难过,最近才明白.我也是...想走到最后的...想负责的....
#太阳#看着她在美国奋斗真的很心疼.小姐姐别哭[抱抱][抱抱] tRYLtNG
[< tvN 】 【 that guys double life > # # CL# about NE# dissolution... Eventually show tears tears sad, also dont know if Im sorry, recently just understand. Me too... Want to go to the final... Want to is responsible for... < br > # # the sun watching her struggle in the United States really love dearly. Little sister, dont cry. [hug] [hug] tRYLtNG]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
YouTube视频挖掘机：三种颜色事件视频这么快就被删了…看到这么多孩子被虐被猥亵真是气得全身发抖，删一次发一次！！！！ tRYLcbtd
[Three colors event video has been deleted so soon... To see so many children are abused by obscene was trembling with gas, delete a hair again!!!!!!!!!! tRYLcbtd]
一手视频|无广告|无水印|无黑幕
锦鲤大王：这条锦鲤有几种颜色？转发这条锦鲤……[悲伤][怒]
[The brocade carp has a few kinds of color? Forwarding the brocade carp... [sad] [anger]]
【商务合作WX】tox_jia 【广告合作WX】lin_ojoj【神秘淘宝】 jldw.taobao ~~~~~~~~锦鲤图原作者 Jill johansen
游识猷：如果说，遭遇侵害是孩子们遇到的第一次背叛。
那么如果随后整个机构对孩子们的遭遇轻描淡写甚至试图掩盖，就是第二次背叛。
摘录《看不见的背叛：爱与痛的挣扎与疗愈》里的一段话——
「一种特殊的机构背叛：没能预防性侵事件的发生或者对已经发生的性侵事件不够关注。……这些机构的失职与受侵犯的
[If a violation is the first time children encounter betrayal. < br > < br > if then the institution for children suffering down or try to cover up, is the second betrayal. < br > < br > from the invisible betrayal the struggle of love and pain and healing in a paragraph, < br > < br > betrayal a kind of special institutions failed to preventive the occurrence of abuse or sexual abuse in has not enough attention.... these institutions of dereliction of duty and infringement]
微博私信和@看不过来所以不看了……抱歉…… 公号“养个智人”。工作请联系邮箱youshiyou@guokr 。
百闻不如一賎：【三种颜色事件，让我知道这世界远远和我想的不一样】中央电视台《东方时空》报道三种颜色事件：教育部回应对此高度重视，已责成地方有关部门立即启动调查，尽快查清事实真相。一个人究竟有多恶毒才能干出来这种事！看得我 气得全身发抖[怒骂]tRYrh
[【 kinds of color, let me know the world far and I think different 】 the CCTV Oriental horizon report kinds of color response attaches great importance to this, the ministry of education has ordered local authorities to immediately start the investigation, find out the truth as soon as possible. A person how evil to do such a thing! Look Im trembling with [denounced] tRYrh]
人生得意须贱欢～就是想让你们每天看到我发的搞笑视频 笑了就足矣🤓（百闻不如一贱）
英伦式雨：据说因为声援#三种颜色# 事件，还会被封号[思考]
[It is said that because of the support for # # kinds of color, also will be titles [thinking]]
喜欢周杰伦就关注。合作QQ：
陳小春：#有人告訴我##大姐##誰##出來# 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
[#有人告诉我##大姐##谁##出来# 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 ]
人一個、沒其他，，工作事+李小姐
就叫周西瓜吧：🔴🔶🔷三种颜色终于上热搜了 我却失眠了
这种伤害是不可逆转的 这种记忆会深深刻在你的记忆中 从某一天开始反噬你 吞没你 持续性的伤害你
为什么会知道这些 我也是受害者
揭开自己的伤疤 希望有点用
[🔴🔶🔷三种颜色终于上热搜了 我却失眠了
这种伤害是不可逆转的 ZheZhongJiYiHuiShenShenKeZaiNiDeJiYiZhong CongMouYiTianKaiShiFanShiNi TunMeiNi ChiXuXingDeShangHaiNi
为什么会知道这些 我也是受害者
揭开自己的伤疤 XiWangYouDianYong ]
分享自己所爱 b站：就叫周西瓜吧 ins：gua_ioio
小个邓亚萍：今晚大家谈论的三种颜色事件，绝不是单纯为人父母的人才会愤愤不平，这是在挑动国人的底线！
[Tonight we talk about kinds of color, is by no means a pure talent will be aggrieved parents, this is at the bottom of stirring up the people! ]
乒乓球运动员
黑客凯文：持续关注
[Continuous attention]
私信都会看。
CNU_blank：“哪里有阴影，那里就有光。”
[Where there is shadow, there is light. ]
优秀视觉艺术图片分享｜中国视觉联盟（cnu.cc）
陶白白Sensei：最近发生了很多不好的事情，相信大家的心里也都堵得慌。但是你要知道的是，生存在这个世界里，有光明必有黑暗，黑暗存在的价值不是影响着我们，让我们也变得越来越消极。而是经历过这些黑暗之后，我们就会更加向往光明，这迟来的光明也会显得弥足珍贵。也许是在自欺欺人，但这样想的话起码心里也会好受
[Recently a lot of bad things happened, I believe everyones heart have. But you should know is that living in this world, there is light and dark, the value of darkness exist not affects us, let us also becomes more and more negative. But after these dark experience, we will be more bright, the light also can appear precious comes late. May be in self-deception, but thought that at least in the mind also feel good]
不再迷人的混蛋
