2017年11月22日星期三

The officer micro interesting, dont have a car is not important to have a car, take you fly with yo

微博汽车:
    #大V聊车# 不要用外观去判断一辆车的性能!
[About car # # big V dont use the appearance to judge the performance of a car!]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

青年时报:
    【机动车失踪年被警方追回,失主:我都当没这辆车了……】前几天国外一小伙子,因为记不清爱车停在哪里,年后才将车子找回。这一回啊,讲的是杭州的车主,车子被盗年后,还被套了块假牌照,竟被警方成功追回。事后车主激动地表示:自己都已经当没这辆车了,真是意外的惊喜!tRYYMu ​
[【 the missing years recovered by police vehicles, the owner I didnt have when the car anymore... Abroad a few days ago a young man, because cant remember where is the car parked, years later will the car back. Ah, this time is about hangzhous owner, the car is stolen years later, also caught a piece of false license plate, unexpectedly was recovered by the police. Later owners excitedly said oneself have when out of the car, was a surprise! tRYYMu]

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金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:我前男友事业心很强,在事业的低谷期,在家人的逼迫下放弃我,选择娶了只见过几次面的女人。但是有时会跟我继续保持联络,我们以朋友的身份沟通。我承认对他有些念念不忘,但是也知道事情无可挽回不会强求。但是他最近告诉我他一个年轻貌美的已婚女上司勾引他,他先前很郁闷这件事,...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listen to friends my former boyfriend, great enterprise in enterprises trough, under the force of his family to give up me, choose the woman who had met several times. But sometimes will continue to keep in touch with me, we communicate as friends. I confess to him some, but also know things inevitable not importune. But he recently told me that he had a beautiful young married female bosses to seduce him, he was very depressed about it,... The full text m. eibo]

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玩转instagram:
    送你一盒蛋糕! ​
[Send you a box of cake! ​]

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冷笑话精选:
    一个人很好[二哈]@文科班校花酱知道就好@吃不胖的小心塞
[A person is very good ha] [two beauty queen knew sauce @ @ liberal arts class eat not fat carefully]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活# “这伞没有任何特别”……可能这伞最特别的地方就在于它是劳斯莱斯的吧。[允悲]
[# # travel life this umbrella without any special... The canopy probably the most special place is that it is the Rolls-Royce. [allow sad]]

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猫扑:
    朋友买了一双假鞋,唉,算了,眼睛一睁一闭就过去了[允悲]tRYvaVH ​
[False friends bought a pair of shoes, alas, forget it, a turn a blind eye was closedallow sad tRYvaVH]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

但斌:
    #穿越记忆的河流# 昨晚与上海的朋友合影留念[心][鲜花] ​
[Rivers # # through memory and Shanghai to take photos with friends last night [heart] [flowers]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家:
    #家家新车图解##阿斯顿·马丁Vantage#【小火神来了 阿斯顿·马丁全新Vantage】月日,阿斯顿·马丁全球同步发布了全新一代的Vantage,说到这个品牌似乎离我们很遥远,但是就是这样感觉一个很遥远的品牌,今天我却近距离的见证了全新一代Vantage的发布。tRYhsglZ ​
[# every new graphic # # aston Martin Vantage# the small fire Aston Martin Vantage 】 new month, aston Martin released a new generation of Vantage, at the same time around the world when it comes to the brand seems very far away from us, but it is such a feeling very distant brand, today I was close to witness the publication of a new generation of Vantage. tRYhsglZ]

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蔡依林:
    這樣這樣 ​
[So this]

知乎:
    [吃瓜]腾讯正式宣布代理《绝地求生:大逃杀》👉tRYhsAik
[[吃瓜]腾讯正式宣布代理《绝地求生:大逃杀》👉tRYhsAik]

发现更大的世界

但斌:
    @被工作耽误的股评家-风儿哥:做空的这波估计裤衩都输没了[允悲][允悲][允悲]
[@ work was delayed equity market analyst - wind brother estimates of the number of this wave of short shorts are losing out [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @股道热肠也回复@花蜜蜂陈最低迷时选的股票是最牛的。永远不要降低标准。@花蜜蜂陈啥时候去格力调研@股道热肠也踏雪寻梅!@小史的价值投资年月日股总美的调研,牛逼。
[@ fields is good Joe reply @ flowers bees Chen is depressed when choosing stock is best. Never lower their standards. @ flowers bees when Chen to gree research @ fields is good Joe find mei through the snow, too! @ the value of the miniature schnauzer research of investment on stocks total beauty, cow force.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @股道热肠也@樊建川谢谢
[@ fields is good Joe @ FanJianChuan too. Thank you]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

青年时报:
    【杭电网红辅导员“小马哥”用嘻哈说唱诗词歌赋,还请了俄罗斯美女客串MV!】今年月中旬,一部“大学迎新嘻哈MV”火爆网络,人称“杭电小马哥”的人气辅导员马鹏宇,因此成为全国的“网红辅导员”。今天(月日),杭州电子科技大学召开新闻发布会,向全社会发布“小马哥”新歌《诗词歌赋·诗词说》...全文: m.weibo ​
[Grid [hangzhou red counselors mascherano with gangster rap verses, also please the Russian beauty guest MV!] New hip hop music video in the middle of this year, a university hot network, said the growing popularity of hangzhou electric mascherano counselor Ma Pengyu, therefore become the web celebrity instructors. Today (June ), hangzhou university of electronic science and technology at a news conference, Mr Ma new song to the whole society verses, poems said... The full text m. eibo]

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但斌:
    @老曾阿牛震惊的不是这篇文章的内容,而是这篇文章发表在@南方周末 这著名讴歌美国体制的媒体上,南方系打算转型?[允悲]@傅峙峰通俗讲,就是美国警察是用来抓坏人的,不是用来保护民众个体不被坏人侵害的,不具备预防犯罪的义务。
[@ old has shocked the pig is not the content of this article, but this article published in @ southern weekend This famous song the American system of media, the south is going to shift? [allow sad] @ Fu Shifeng popular speaking, is the American police are used to catch the bad guys, not used to protect individual citizens are not bad people, do not have the duty of crime prevention.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    [污][哈哈]@老曾阿牛:[允悲][泪][嘻嘻]@钟摆xhj:阿牛,激素估计跑步都跑完了[嘻嘻]
[[pollution] [ha ha] have @ old pig [allow sad] [tears] [xi xi] @ the pendulum XHJ pig, hormone estimates run all runhee hee]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【刘雯 全球模特收入排行榜唯一亚洲面孔】福布斯全球模特收入排行榜发布, 大表姐#刘雯#位列第八,仍是入榜的唯一亚洲面孔,吸金能力不容小觑[酷]Kendall Jenner 打破吉娘娘近年的“不败金身”,以万美元收入登顶↓↓来看看你喜欢的KK、gigi、bella等上榜了吗↓↓tRYhkFvH ​
[Liu global model list the only Asian faces income 】 【 Forbes ranking model income, big cousin # # liu ranked eighth, and is still listed the only Asian faces, earning power to be reckoned with [cool] Kendall Jenner broke ji empress unbeaten golden body in recent years, with thousands of dollars top left left to look at you like KK, gigi, Bella, etc on the left left tRYhkFvH]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛运动可以增加雄性激素的分泌。[嘻嘻][嘻嘻][加油][加油]@老曾阿牛[允悲][泪][嘻嘻]@钟摆xhj:阿牛,激素估计跑步都跑完了[嘻嘻]
[@ old pig exercises can increase the secretion of testosterone. [xi xi] [xi xi] [go] [oil] have @ old pig [allow sad] [tears] [xi xi] @ the pendulum XHJ pig, hormone estimates run all runhee hee]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛时代不一样,国情不一样,不必过于拘泥,只看大逻辑大方向。@钱真理:从年开始,美国漂亮涨了年,而我们的漂亮刚涨了一年多,真的是“The beginning of the beginning”。 - 不知道当时的估值水平怎么样?和现在国内比呢?
[@ old pig age is not the same, different national conditions, need not too formal, just see big general control logic. @ money truth from The beginning of The years, The beautiful rose, and our beautiful just rose by more than a year, is really The beginning of The beginning. - I dont know the time of the valuation levels? And domestic than now?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛TMT 就是腾讯和茅台啊,哈哈。
[@ old had pig TMT is tencent and maotai, ha ha.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛转发微博
[@ old pig forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选:
    领舞的皮卡丘宝宝表演途中突然漏气,被工作人员抱了下去,好好的c位就这么没了![允悲]tRYhgUFf ​
[Dance baby pikachu acting on a sudden leakage, by staff hold down, c properly is! [allow sad] tRYhgUFf]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

猫扑:
    【女学员科目二考年终放弃 驾校校长请吃饭为其送别[允悲]】武汉四十多岁的王女士,年到驾校报了名,但至今没有拿到驾照。先后交了次学费,每次都只是考过了科目一。她的方向感特别差,只要遇到突发情况就丢掉方向盘捂着眼睛,急得教练直叹气。一天王女士终于意识自己真不适合开车。于是她果断弃...全文: m.weibo ​
[The two female students subject take an examination of year-end give up driving school headmaster please dinner for his farewell [allow sad]] wuhan wang more than forty years old, and driving program, but havent got a drivers license. Tuition has handed over time, every time just passed the subject a. Her sense of direction is very poor, as long as meet emergency steering wheel covering her eyes he lost out in a coach sighed. One day wang finally realised that really is not suitable for driving a car. So she decisively abandoned... The full text m. eibo]

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平安北京:
    【民警跪地半小时心肺复苏救回溺水阿婆:有生命体征就不能放弃】日,浙江台州黄岩一位阿婆骑三轮不慎摔入河中。民警赶到现场后,阿婆已经没有呼吸…他没有放弃,跪在湿冷的地上为老人进行人工呼吸、心肺复苏半个小时,将老阿婆从死神手中夺了回来。为民警点赞!tRjWCtDE ​
[The police rescue drowning woman knelt in half an hour to cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR) a vital signs cannot give up 】, zhejiang taizhou huangyan a woman riding a tricycle accidentally fell into the river. After police arrived on the scene, mai has not breathing... He didnt give up, knelt on the wet ground for old man mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR) half an hour, the old woman took back from death. Thumb up for police! tRjWCtDE]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活#网友在搭乘飞机时,遇到的一位“妖娆”的乘务员小哥,骚气地为大家讲解安全事项。负责广播的乘务员都几次笑得中断播音。。。感觉这安全注意事项大家都记得清清楚楚了[doge]嗯。。。职业并没有限制他的戏路! tRjDSq ​
[# # online travel life in a plane, with a enchanting conductor little elder brother, for people in SAO gas on security matters. Responsible for broadcasting the attendant laughed a few times have to interrupt the air... Feel the security considerations everyone remember [doge] uh... Professional and there is no limit to his her repertoire! tRjDSq]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家:
    #家人来“找茬”#亲爱的家人们,游戏时间到,快来回答吧。下面这张图你能最快猜出它是哪款车吗?最快答对的用户会获得家家送出的精美礼品一份。正确答案将于今晚点转发本微博公布。 ​​​​
[# # family to search for my dear family, the game time, quick to answer. The image below you can guess what it is fastest car? Fastest right users will get every send a nice present. The correct answer will be announced this late forwarding this weibo. ​​​​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【奇葩证明:社区要求老人举报纸拍照 证明还活着[黑线]】近日,郑州多个社区在办养老保险认证时,要求不方便到现场的老人,需手拿当天报纸举在胸前拍照,证明自己还活着。不少老人称难以接受,像给罪犯拍照一样。社区回应无奈之举↓↓不过也有社区采取了机智办法↓↓tRYhBsNl ​
[Asked the old man for the wonderful work to prove community newspaper pictures prove alive (black line) 】 recently, zhengzhou several communities in endowment insurance certification, demand is not convenient to the scene of the old man, need to be held on the day of the newspaper in his chest photos in hand, prove that he is still alive. A lot of the old man said, it is very difficult to accept, like pictures of criminals. Community response of left left but also has adopted a tactful way left left tRYhBsNl community]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

丑女达人:
    【学佛小白】佛法,俺觉得大约说是“一个中心”和“两个基本点”。两个基本点是“无我”和“空”。“无我”,是给我们一个客观的视角。“空”,则是客观视角之下的平等观念。而一个中心,则是“自由”。佛法的核心价值观,是让我们做更自由的人。🙏 tRywgqa ​
[Study Buddhism small white dharma 】, I think about is one center and two basic points. Two fundamental point is I and empty. Without me, is to give us an objective point of view. Empty, it is an objective perspective under the concept of equality. And a center, it is free. The core values of the dharma, it is let us do more freedom. 🙏 tRywgqa ​]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# tRYhgKw ​
[# # jinshan night tRYhgKw]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

微博搞笑排行榜:
    唯美!@kele 又多一个爱上波士顿的理由[心]
[Only beautiful! @ kele and reason to fall in love with a Boston [heart]]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:老师好,和男友交往近两年,我俩匹配度不是很高。但是我很依赖他。今年他一直催着结婚,我不是不想嫁给他,而是他一直也没有一个稳定的工作和收入,让我感觉和他结婚很不踏实。过去一直觉得他是个潜力股,可是后来感觉有些不求上进。今年八月开店失败,一直待业在家,说是忙拆迁的事...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to friends good teachers, associate with her boyfriend in the past two years, we match degree is not high. But Im very dependent on him. Drives to get married this year he has been, Im not dont want to marry him, but he always dont have a steady job and income, let me feel marry him very ungrounded. Used to think he is a potential shares, but then feeling a little low expectations. Set up shop in August failure, has been unemployed, is busy demolition... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

玩转instagram:
    去南极用冰雪做一个大house,然后美美的住一晚。想一起感受最寒冷的冬天就来参与#我想去南极#说出你的南极梦,我在等着你!#汇聚全球#
[To do a big house with snow and ice at the South Pole, then meimei live a night. Want to feel the cold winter together to participate in the # # I want to go to the South Pole tell your dream at the South Pole, I am waiting for you! # # the international]

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