2017年11月16日星期四

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    hello ​
[你好]

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但斌:
    任正非:我岁的时候,在经营中被骗了万,被国企南油集团除名,曾求留任被拒绝,还背负万的债,妻子又和我离了婚,我带着老爹老娘弟弟妹妹在深圳住棚屋,创立华为公司,我没有资本,没有人脉,没有资源,没有技术,没有市场经验,我唯有勇敢向前,我用了年把华为带到了世界强,行业世界第...全文: m.weibo ​
[At the age of ren I was cheated in business, be south oil group, state-owned enterprises have to stay is rejected, and with all the debt, my wife and I divorced, I took my father mother brother and sister living in shenzhen, founded the company, I have no capital, no connections, no resources, no technology, no market experience, I am only the brave forward, it took me years brought huawei to the world, industry in the world... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小米手机:
    恭喜@坚淡 名用户获得【小米Note 】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公证链接:tRjatgki
[Congratulations to @ light users get Note 】 【 millet. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRjatgki]

探索黑科技,为发烧而生。

小米手机:
    恭喜@爱联哥没理由 名用户获得【小米MIX 】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公证链接:tRjatcvo
[Congratulations brother @ love union there is no reason to user MIX 】 【 millet. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRjatcvo]

探索黑科技,为发烧而生。

薛蛮子:
    一下子就来了几百个报名者!@凯特王妃_Kate 一个人实在忙不过来。@薛蛮子@凯特王妃_Kate 要报名春节荒岛漂流记的请直接@凯特王妃_Kate 。从普吉岛出发。遍游丹老群岛,白天陆上登陆岛屿,晚上回游轮睡觉。水上水下运动一应俱全
[In one fell swoop to hundreds of applicants! @ princess Kate _Kate one really busy. @ xue barbarian @ princess Kate _Kate sign up to the Spring Festival please directly @ princess Kate _Kate Crusoe on a desert island. Starting from the island of phuket. Traveled in mergui archipelago, land landing island during the day, night back to sleep a cruise ship. Water movement]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

但斌:
    转:据外媒报道,最近曝光的监管文件显示,金融大鳄乔治-索罗斯旗下的投资基金上个季度清空了手上的苹果和Snap股票,同时还减持了包括Facebook和Twitter在内的主要科技公司股票。不过,眼光独到的索罗斯增持了亚马逊和微软。 ​
[ according to foreign media reports, the recent exposure of regulatory documents show that financial guru George soros investment funds in the last quarter of the emptied apple and Snap the stock on hand, also reduced the shares of the major technology companies, including Facebook and Twitter. But the vision of soros increase its stake in the amazon and Microsoft. ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @闫建云看来腾讯阿里收入净利润还有很大发展空间,有没有基金专门投资这七大科技股呢?
[@ 闫建云 looks like tencent ali net income also has the very big development space, is there a dedicated fund these seven big tech?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @闲来一坐s话投资[赞]@超扬贸易-国酒茅台广州经销商 回复@守中至和如果谁有所谓这块的“准确数据”,我认为那是猜的,我水平有限。见谅!@守中至和不好意思,没有数据,觉得有点屁股决定脑袋!
[@ idle to sit s investment [who] @ super Yang trade - Chinese wine maotai of guangzhou dealers @ keep responded to and if anyone has this so-called accurate data, I think that is a guess, I level is limited. Excuse me! @ keep to and Im sorry, there is no data, feeling a bit to the back of his head!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

安以轩:
    找藉口回娘家[偷笑][偷笑][偷笑] ​
[Excuse [laughing] back [laughing] [laugh]]

用微笑迎接每一天~😊

但斌:
    超仁今天送了我一瓶年的茅台酒,感谢![作揖][心][鲜花]@超扬贸易-国酒茅台广州经销商截止昨日连续喝了天,今天休息,明早继续跑步[嘻嘻]@老曾阿牛@超扬贸易-国酒茅台广州经销商 身材不错,跑步瘦身,不像是个经常喝酒的哈。
[Super benevolence in today gave me a bottle of maotai, thank you! [bowing] [heart] [flowers] @ super Yang trade - Chinese wine maotai dealers in guangzhou as drank straight day yesterday, today to rest, tomorrow morning to continue running (hee hee) @ old had pig @ super Yang trade - Chinese wine maotai dealers in guangzhou has a perfect figure, running thin body, dont seem like a very often to drink.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    酒便宜不一定有人喝,很多有条件的人白酒只喝茅台,二、三线酒给都不喝。多的茅台喝的人不一定多,价格越高,想喝的人越多。这就像爱红酒的,给你普通的红酒不一定想喝,但拿出拉菲和罗曼尼康帝,一定会喝[污]还是那句话,@否极泰董宝珍 董兄不喝酒,不是爱茅台酒之人,无法理解茅台的魅力[挤眼]
[Cheap does not necessarily someone drink, many people with conditions of liquor drink maotai, second and third line is not wine to drink. Much drink maotai may not much, the higher the price, the more people want to drink. Its like love red wine, give you a general wine dont want to drink, but out of lafite and Roman emperor, nikon will drink [pollution] again, much @ Dong Baozhen Dong Xiong dont drink, not love maotai, cant understand the charm of moutai [eye]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    [挤眼][污]@老曾阿牛我来翻译一下原博的暗示:茅台股价现在是账面值的倍,远超IBM的倍,茅台的泡沫是显而易见的。[嘻嘻][嘻嘻]@股道热肠也 转发微博
[[eye] [pollution] @ old pig me to translate the original Po hint maotai shares is now a book value of The Times, far more than IBMs times, maotai bubble is obvious. [xi xi] [xi xi] @ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @广州维众服饰:没用,复牌后该来的还是要来……现在的问题是像乐视这样的上市公司到底有多少,唉,我们炒个股整天要服务国家这个那个战略,我们小散们实在拿不出钱服务国家战略了……@股道热肠也乐视捅了大窟窿!停牌真是保护了散户。
[D all the clothing @ guangzhou useless, after the to or want to... The question now is how many listed companies like Letv, alas, we fry stock to serve his country to the all day long the strategy, we cant take money to small scattered services national strategy... @ fields is also good Joe Letv stabbed the big hole! Suspension is to protect the investors.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @股道热肠也乐视捅了大窟窿!停牌真是保护了散户。
[@ fields is also good Joe Letv stabbed the big hole! Suspension is to protect the investors.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛查诺斯从年开始做空阿里巴巴,当时股价大约是,今年年初再次重申做空阿里巴巴,然后阿里巴巴在的时候说已经平仓了。。。。
[@ old pig once check, starting from the year short of alibaba, share price is about at the time, the beginning of the year again short alibaba, then alibaba said has been liquidated in...]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老马自奋蹄@二战那些事所以说“原子弹下无冤魂”
[@ old colleagues hoof @ so those things of world war ii said no murders the atomic bomb,]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛我早说了,新三板前世是STAQ,今生也是。@股道热肠也 转发微博
[@ old pig I said earlier, the new three board is STAQ past lives, this life also. @ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛感谢经销商现身说法,让我继续坚定看好茅台。@超扬贸易-国酒茅台广州经销商 @但斌 @否极泰董宝珍 @老曾阿牛 各位前辈,今晚看到大家关于茅台酒社会库存的问题,我以个人的见解做了一个全面的分析,欢迎大家指正推敲,共同还原最真实的市场情况。[作揖]
[@ thank dealers have old pig, let me continue to firmly optimistic about maotai. @ super Yang trade - Chinese wine maotai dealers in guangzhou @ but much bin @ Thai Dong Baozhen @ old pig everybody, see you tonight on maotai social inventory problems, with personal insights I have made a comprehensive analysis, welcome to point out mistakes, to restore the real market situation. [bowing]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛我转发一下也算是炒作吗?会被叫去喝茶吗?@公安部打四黑除四害 @习五一 请问@市北公安 发布旧闻,质疑此案的处理方式,违反各种法律?
[@ old pig I forwarded is hype? Will be called in to a cup of tea? @ the ministry of public security to play four black anti-pest @ xi May , please @ shibei police news release, questioned the case handling, violate various laws?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @主观孙震宇一直有种感觉:中国早期的互联网先锋,各大网站的创办者中,丁磊是最有“网友”气质的,也是最懂网友的。@青衣-青衣:网易云音乐做的真是好啊
[@ subjective Sun Zhenyu always have a feeling early Chinese Internet pioneer, founder of web sites, ding is one of the most netizens temperament, is also the most understand netizens. @ tsing yi - tsing yi netease cloud music is really good]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @猪猪侠捍卫世界和平:两少一宽,刑法..条的通过,让汉族人沦为在自己国土上的黑鬼,而党内两面人在体会到立法带来的好处后,疯狂对中国法律进行渗透,望全国人大代表擦亮眼睛,再有歧视汉族法律通过,民族危以!
[@ pigpigman defending world peace two less a wide, criminal law.. Article through to the han Chinese, to becoming a nigger, on their own territory and the dichotomy in the party after the experience the benefits of legislation, crazy to permeate, Chinese law at the National Peoples Congress on behalf of the polish eyes, no discrimination by the han nationality law, national crisis!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @东方教主:关于茅台是否被囤的一手数据来了,讲的清楚明了……[话筒][good][笑cry]
[@ Oriental hierarch about whether maotai is hoarding of new data to a, speak clear... [microphone] [good] [laugh cry]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @乐趣的微博:不喝茅台酒的朋友很难体会,存酒有多难,好(爱好的好)好酒之人多是性情中人,茅台又是最佳的好酒,本意想存起来的酒往往不到目标年份就被喝完。[污][允悲][笑而不语]
[@ fun weibo dont drink maotai friends are hard to understand, how difficult is it to store wine, good good (hobby) more people of good wine is a temperament middleman, maotai is the best wine, save the intent of wine is often less than target was finished. [pollution] [allow sad] [smiling without a word]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @绵州一哥转发微博
[Brother a forwarding microblogging @ continous states]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @赌石赌对了叫点石成金可惜惩恶不尽@习五一西北剿匪[good]@终南刺青昨天农业军事台播放的
[@ bet stone bet to call the Midas touch a shame to punish evil not @ xi northwest May Day however [good] @ novel tattoo of agricultural military play yesterday]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    发表了博文《关于茅台酒社会库存的构成与风险

——超扬贸易-国酒茅台广州经销商》关于茅台酒社会库存的构成与风险+超扬贸易-国酒茅台广州经销商+.++阅读++关注+茅台酒社会库tRjahrI ​

[Published a blog post about the structure of the maotai social inventory and risk < br > < br > - super Yang trade - Chinese wine maotai guangzhou dealers about the structure of the maotai social inventory and risk + super Yang trade - Chinese wine maotai dealers in guangzhou +. + + + + + maotai social reading library tRjahrI]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

玩转instagram:
    深夜食堂 ​​​​
[Dining room in the middle of the night]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)

卢健生:
    [二哈]@来去之间@张吼猴[笑哈哈]@曾鹏宇 哈哈哈,这个神奇的广告居然是这么回事![允悲]@金陵上空的鹰[允悲]@水门冤案尼克松当时确实觉得好奇怪[允悲]
[Between two ha] [@ to @ a howler monkeys [laugh] @ Ceng Peng yu ha ha ha, this magical advertising is the way it is! [allow sad] @ jinling [allow sad] hawk @ watergate grievance Nixon had really feel good strange [allow sad]]

Z CAM, CEO

猫扑:
    #猫扑晚安# 【全世界第一款情趣机器人 科技智能十分逼真[污]】美国最大的情趣玩具工厂Abyss Creations,今年推出了世界上第一款情趣机器人“和谐”,这款机器人外表和身体构造上十分逼真,客户可以根据自己的喜爱订制不同的身材、罩杯,甚至咳咳咳[污]机器人身上有无数感应点,并有AI人工智能学习和语...全文: m.weibo ​
[# mop good night # 【 the world the first sex robot science and technology intelligence very realistic [pollution]], the largest U.S. sex toys factory Abyss Creations, and this year launched the first sex robot harmony in the world, the structure of the robot appearance and body very lifelike, customers can according to your own love ordering different figure, cup, even cough cough cough [pollution] robots have innumerable the induction, and learning and AI language... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

顶尖设计:
    《银翼杀手》里的微型场景搭建 by Weta Workshop ​
[The miniature scenes in the blade runner set up by Weta Workshop]

职业搬砖,业余设计。

但斌:
    发表了博文《招行首席经济学家丁安华警示:投资者失去警觉,市场或有踩踏风险》招行首席经济学家丁安华警示:投资者失去警觉,市场或有踩踏风险原创--丁安华新财富杂志全球和中国经济增速似乎被某tRjXeDwl ​
[Published a blog post the banks chief economist who anwar warning investors lose vigilance, market risk or trample zhaohangs chief economist who anwar warning investors lose vigilance, market risk or trample original -- Ding Anhua new fortune magazine global and Chinas economic growth seems to be a tRjXeDwl]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

卢健生:
    还有这种操作![二哈]
[And this operation! [two ha]]

Z CAM, CEO

但斌:
    发表了博文《全球最大的空头基金创始人:不做空特斯拉还能做空谁?》全球最大的空头基金创始人:不做空特斯拉还能做空谁?--来源:Wind资讯香港万得通讯社报道,全球最大的空头基金tRjXgoLJ ​
[Published a blog post the founder of the worlds biggest short fund do not empty tesla who can do empty? The worlds biggest short fund founder do not empty tesla who can do empty? - source Hong Kong Wind Wind information news agency reported, the worlds biggest short fund tRjXgoLJ]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

卢健生:
    勇于表达自己看法,毫不留情批评大师。[赞]
[Have the courage to express their views, relentlessly criticized the master. [who]]

Z CAM, CEO