用“我还是很喜欢你，像……，……”造个句吧 _____________________________
[I still like you, like... ,... A sentence made _____________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
小浪同学爱吐槽：【大学奇葩社团每天叫起床！你的社团是什么style？[允悲]】你听说过“床协”吗？还有这种style？为了让童鞋们好好学习，不虚度光阴，“起床协会”的成员们每天都会通过电话等方式叫提前预约的童鞋起床↓↓不过偶尔也会遇到比较尴尬的事，比如有的女生就会提出[污]↓↓tRjDU
[【 university science community every day wake up! Whats your club style? [allow sad]] have you ever heard of bed association? And this kind of style? In order to let the childrens shoes are good good study, dont dream away your time, get up association members of the methods such as call by phone in advance every day get up between left left but occasionally met, which may be embarrassing like some girls will [pollution] left left tRjDU is put forward]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪汽车：#汽车图赏# 这才是最完美的房车，连车库都有[酷]tRlBIKA
[# auto TuShang # this is the most perfect saloon car, even have [cool] tRlBIKA garage]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
丑女达人：能观心者，究竟解脱，不能观者，究竟沉沦。[心] tRywgqa
[Can view the heart, what relief, cannot the viewer, what destruction. [heart] tRywgqa]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：最理想的周末～莫过于上午睡个觉觉，中午睡个觉觉，下午睡个觉觉，午夜再睡个觉觉~ ～ [嘻嘻] tRywgqa
[The most ideal weekend ~ is on nap a sleep sleep, noon a sleep sleep, sleep sleep in the afternoon, midnight sleep sleep again ~ ~ hee hee tRywgqa]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
小浪同学爱吐槽：【囚犯冲出牢房救看守性命 警方十分感动然后加固了大门[doge]】日，美国一牢房里，名囚犯等候法官审讯时，一名看守心脏病发，倒在座椅上，失去意识，囚犯打破牢房门锁去施救，看守最终获救。监狱负责人对囚犯们的行为表示十分感动，然后加固了牢房大门↓↓现场实拍↓↓tRjeNrH
[The prisoners out of the cell to save guard life was touched by the police and to reinforce the gate [doge]], a U.S. prison, prisoners for trial, a judge a guard a heart attack, pour on the seat, losing consciousness, prisoners to break the cell door lock to rescue them, finally rescued. Prison chief was touched by the behavior of the prisoners, and strengthening the cell door left left the scene to film left left tRjeNrH]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【双十一各榜单出炉：上海人最爱买羽绒服】今年双十一，大家最喜欢的进口产品竟然是猫粮、擦窗机器人、保温杯，还有防脱发洗发水[允悲]上海人和北京人都最爱买羽绒服[哈哈]全国高校购买力排行第一的是湖北大学知行学院[doge]围观更多双十一收官榜单↓↓tRjgaC
[【 double tenth one each to identify shanghainese love to buy down jacket 】 this year double tenth, everyones favorite is cat food imports, wipe a window robot, vacuum cup, and prevent hair loss shampooallow sad in Shanghai and Beijing are favorites to buy down jacket (ha) is the purchasing power of colleges and universities ranking the first in hubei university of macmillan college [doge] looked more double tenth left left tRjgaC MSC lists]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
猫扑：【分手后还可以做朋友吗？】为什么分手的两个人，还会想要做朋友？这听上去是一个很诱人、很美好的状态，就像灰烬以后也许还能有留下来的东西，但真的是这样么？分手后的友谊，更多可能是心灵上的慰藉。这个分钟的短片也许能给你一些思考。tRXLhQt
[【 after break up can still be friends? Why break up two people, will still want to be friends? That sounds is a very attractive, very good condition, like ashes may have to stay later, but is it true? After break up the friendship, more may be spiritual solace. The film may be able to give you some thinking. tRXLhQt]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：和男友认识快三年，父母也反对了三年，反对理由是因为我是福建的，他是安徽的，距离太远，要见面父母就躲着不见，因为男友已经岁了，我比他小十岁，他的父母一直在催他结婚，而我们都很爱对方，他一直在跟他父母做工作，我也在跟我父母谈过，闹过，能使的招都用了，就是找各种理由...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listen to friends, and her boyfriend meet nearly three years, my parents also oppose for three years, objection because I am in fujian, he is in anhui, the distance is too far away, to meet the parents hide not see, because her boyfriend already years old, I ten years younger than him, his parents have been urged him to marry, and we all love each other very much, he has been with his father do the work, I also talked to my parents, make, can make use of all with, is to look for a variety of reasons... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
但斌：回看人对勇士，今年BNA比赛感觉竞争更激烈，更精彩！
[Back to look for the warriors, BNA game more competitive this year, more wonderful! ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑：#投稿#点外卖吃出蟑螂，投诉了被回应“会处理”，不过处理结果不会反馈给自己，这种情况怎么办？
[Contribute # # some take-away food out of the cockroach, the complaint was in response to processing, but the results feedback for yourself, this kind of situation? ]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
冷笑话精选：学习了[哆啦A梦吃惊]@阅读手册：如果你不够优秀，人脉是不值钱的，它不是追求来的，而是吸引来的。只有等价的交换，才能得到合理的帮助。
[Learned [doraemon surprised] @ read the handbook if you are not very good, contacts is worthless, it is not to pursue, but attracted to. Only equivalent exchange, can get reasonable help.]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：【暗访丽江客栈：要求删差评 不删就每天个电话】李先生网络预订了一家高档型客栈，但实际环境和农家小院无太大区别↓↓半夜被蚊子叮咬无法入睡，前台却调侃：蚊子是宠物，熏死要赔块钱一只[费解]↓↓还有客栈要求顾客删差评，如拒绝则会遭受电话骚扰↓↓更有人吐槽↓↓tRjEnFC
[【 investigations of lijiang inn request delete bad review Dont delete a call every day 】 li network type reserved a high-grade inn, but no so different from the actual environment and farm small courtyard left left be bitten by a mosquito cant fall asleep in the middle of the night, down the front desk is fun mosquitoes are pets, smoked die to compensate dollars a [difficult] left left and inn require customers to delete bad review, such as refuse will suffer from telephone harassment left left more someone poking fun at left left tRjEnFC down down down down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪汽车：#出行生活#【找不到对象？ 坐这辆“爱情公交车”试试】河南郑州有一辆“爱情公交车”，车内贴满相亲信息。司机称，他负责的线路沿线有很多大龄单身青年，他想以这种方式来帮助他们早日脱单。目前，他已经成功撮合对情侣。@世纪佳缘 有人和你抢生意[偷笑] tRlBtLYV
[# # travel life 【 find objects? Take the love bus try 】 henan zhengzhou has a love bus, the car covered with dating information. The driver said, he is responsible for many older single people along the route, he wants to help them in this way as soon as possible to take off the list. So far, he has successfully matched couple. With someone and you rob business @ century tRlBtLYV [laughing]]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
汽车之家：#晚安家人#即将到来的广州车展 你最期待哪款车型？
[# # good night family coming guangzhou auto show which model you most looking forward to? ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【男子吞下根钉子 医生用磁铁从胃里吸出来[吃惊]】印度一名岁的精神病患者吞下了根长约厘米的钉子，奇迹的是他的消化器官竟然没有被刺穿，但是病人依旧被呕吐和腹痛折磨。医生在他的腹部开了个十厘米的切口，并用磁铁将钉子一点点吸出来↓↓现场实拍↓↓tRjHaSq
[Man swallowed nail doctors use magnet sucked out from the stomach [surprised]] India a mental illness at the age of swallowed about cm long nails, miracle is his digestive organs were not pierced, but patients still tortured by vomiting and abdominal pain. The doctor prescribed a cm in his abdominal incisions, and magnet to nail a little suck out left left the scene to film left left tRjHaSq down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
音悦台：【晚安】听说这个治疗失眠超神！酥酥麻麻的切芦荟声音戳中你的困点了吗？[困]tRjYmI
[【 good night 】 god heard that the treatment of insomnia, super! Crisp voice limp and numb hemp of aloe stamp your stuck points? [trapped] tRjYmI]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass
小浪同学爱吐槽：【预售价格比双还高？ 客服：没说一定更便宜】“以前双就凌晨守在电脑前拼一次就行，现在提前半个多月就要开始谋划。关键预售的商品并不便宜，我要是双直接下单，比预售要便宜多元！”消费者李女士“感觉自己这次被‘坑’了”↓↓针对定金不退，工商总局发话↓↓tRjYEkU
[The booking the price is higher than the double? Customer dont say some cheaper 】 double will keep together in front of the computer in the morning before a line, more than half a month in advance is about to start planning now. Key to open to booking commodity are not cheap, I if double order directly, cheaper than booking multivariate! Consumer ms li feel the pit , left left in view of the deposit is not retreated, state administration for industry and commerce said left left tRjYEkU]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：发表了博文《转载：双十一战报：茅台官方旗舰店、茅台云商旗舰店两大茅台销售渠道进入前十》双十一战报：茅台官方旗舰店、茅台云商旗舰店两大茅台销售渠道进入前十--茅台时空酒类企业专卖店中，茅tRjlWIZ
[Published the post reprinted double tenth a battle report maotai official flagship store, two maotai maotai cloud business flagship store sales channels in the top ten double tenth grand maotai official flagship store, two maotai maotai cloud business flagship store sales channels in the top ten, maotai wine enterprise stores in spacetime, MAO tRjlWIZ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
顶尖设计：渐变色插图设计 by Shawna X
[Gradient illustration design by Shawna X]
职业搬砖，业余设计。
微博搞笑排行榜：厉害了[哆啦A梦吃惊]
[Much [doraemon surprised]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：我男朋友总是想做爱，但是我不想他就不高兴，以前会生气，后来我和他耐心谈过，他就不那么要求了！我问他为什么想，他说他需要！我想问是不是男人都想做爱？老是要你做爱是不是对你不是真爱而是满足自己？我们两个家境相差很远，我家比他家条件好，我爸不同意我们在一起！问了一些年...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listen to friends my boyfriend always want to make love, he will not happy, but I dont want to get angry before, then I talked with his patience, he would not be so ask! I asked him why he thought, he said he needed! I want to ask if men want to make love? Always want to make love to you is not for you but to meet your true love? We are far apart two family circumstances, my family is better than his family condition, my dad doesnt agree with us together! Ask for some years... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
优酷：#优酷蒙面唱将# @陈慧娴Priscilla 的演唱有木有让你想起曾经的《千千阙歌》呢？还有疑似@王心凌 的鱼和@蒋敦豪Guo 合唱的《你要的爱》不要太好听。tRjzYG 每周日晚优酷独播#蒙面唱将猜猜猜# 下期就是期待已久的蒙面年度盛典了！
[# youku masked will sing # @ Priscilla chan did Priscillas singing reminds you of once the thousands JueGe? And fish and @ Jiang Duihao suspected @ cyndi Guo chorus of love, you want dont be too nice. TRjzYG every Sunday night youku run # # masked sing will guess the next is the long-awaited masked annual festival! ]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【男子酒后留宿朋友家中 凌晨猥亵朋友岁女儿[怒]】月，陕西榆林王某和朋友聚会后，好心将喝醉的高某带回家留宿。凌晨时许，女儿的哭声将王某吵醒↓↓开灯一看，高某竟然赤身裸体的趴在年仅岁的女儿身上正在实施猥亵↓↓tRjtDg
[【 men drink and stay friends home Obscene friend old daughter [anger]] in the morning, after yulin in shaanxi province wang mou with friends, good will get drunk Ms. Home stay. PM in the morning, my daughter cries to wang mou wake left left turn on the light, Ms. Unexpectedly naked on years old daughter who is implementing obscene left only left tRjtDg]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
猫扑：【触摸曾属于丈夫的脸 她哭出声来 】近日，美国某诊所出现感人一幕：一名女子与接受换脸手术的男子见面，并紧紧抱在一起哭出声来。原来：年男子Andy曾试图开枪自杀终毁容，年，Lilly丈夫开枪自杀后，她将丈夫的脸捐献给Andy，让Andy终于有了正常的容貌。tRjvqOS
[【 touch had belonged to her husbands face She cried out to 】 recently, the United States at a clinic in a scene a woman meet in face surgery man, and held together to cry out loud. Original years man Andy tried to shot himself eventually disfigurement, years, Lilly husband shot himself after her husband will face donated to Andy, Andy finally have a normal appearance. tRjvqOS]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
MIUI：分享一组跟随变幻的催眠动图，非常有效！记得转发备用。
[Share a set of following the changing hypnosis figure, very effective! Remember to forward. Set aside. ]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
尼尼刀刀：都是我喜欢吃的[馋嘴][馋嘴][馋嘴]tRjAsjVs
[All is I like to eat [available] [available] [available] tRjAsjVs]
老天最公平的事就是每个人一天都只有小时，关键是我们如何利用它^o^
冷笑话精选：很强[哆啦A梦吃惊]@培桑就是培桑啊看完之后，莫名骄傲！！
[Strong [doraemon surprised] @ bake bake mulberry mulberry is ah, after watching the strange pride!!!!!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：忙的只能看回放的NBA比赛，雄鹿对马刺。
[Busy just watch the replay of the NBA game, bucks for the spurs. ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：#陈意涵#@陈意涵 像风一样自由的陈大发，阳光温暖的笑靥治愈力满满，拥有能带给身边人快乐和正能量的超能力，希望大发以后的日子一样能活得自在潇洒，一年比一年更大发！#陈意涵生日快乐# [礼物][蛋糕]
[# implications # @ Chen implications wind Chen Dafa of freedom, the sunlight warm smile heal force, full with can bring people happiness and positive energy around the ultra ability, hope to live at home with the days of after natural and unrestrained, year after year more angry! # # implications Chen happy birthday gift [] [] cake]
优酷：#优酷蒙面唱将#一位专门喜欢去人烟稀少的地点旅游的“汪星人”，现场表示喜欢独处，喜欢在大自然里面寻找音乐的灵感~唱着一首属于自己的《加德满都的风铃》，用音乐去表达自己的内心~#蒙面唱将猜猜猜#每周日晚优酷全网独播tRjSxcv
[# # youku masked sing will be a special love to travel to the location of the sparsely populated Wang Xing person, the scene said like solitude, like in nature to find the inspiration of music ~ sing a belongs to own the Kathmandus wind, use music to express their inner ~ # # masked sing will guess every Sunday night youku tech-oriented sowing tRjSxcv alone]
优酷：#优酷蒙面唱将#“爱唱歌的汪星人”成功揭面，喜欢独处，爱好旅行的@蒋敦豪Guo 喜欢去人烟稀少的地方旅行，在大自然中寻找创作的灵感~#蒙面唱将猜猜猜#每周日晚优酷全网独播
[# # youku masked will sing love singing Wang Xing successful jie, like to be alone, love travel @ Jiang Duihao Guo likes to travel to sparsely populated place, seek inspiration of creation in the nature ~ # # masked sing will guess every Sunday night youku so alone]
但斌：@老曾阿牛向杨老致敬！
[@ old had pig Yang old salute!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛[怒][怒]@朱砂的码字人生这公司的名字给人的感觉就他娘的邪恶，这个宗教到底有多恨我天朝啊？姐夫都说了我们是龙的传人，他弄个骑龙人，XXXXXXXX@saliwen 转发微博
[@ old had pig [anger] [anger] @ the code word of cinnabar life is the name of the company the sense that gives a person is his mothers evil, the religion how Chinese hate me? Brother-in-law said we are descendants of the dragon, he get a ride a dragon, XXXXXXXX @ saliwen forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛[心][心][心]
[@ old had pig [heart] [heart] [heart]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
