冷笑话精选：
爸爸说只要喝完口粥就可以出去玩了！
总觉得哪里不对啊……[允悲]
tRjzEYS
[Dad said as long as the drink congee can go out to play! < br > always feel something wrong... [allow sad] < br > tRjzEYS]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
谢娜：新改编<情深深雨蒙蒙> [笑而不语] [good] tRjPnyO
[New adaptation of the deep love deep rain receive > [smiling without a word] [good] tRjPnyO]
太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！
胡一天啊：那些想看我江辰吃醋的人，你们的良心不会痛吗[思考]
[Those who want to see my Jiang Chen jealous, your conscience wont pain? [thinking]]
工作联系：吴女士
天天美食推荐：风靡整个法国的苹果隐形蛋糕，高格吃法，口感棒极了~[哆啦A梦吃惊]tRjznNbl
[Throughout the French apple stealth cake, gog is how to eat, taste great ~ [doraemon surprised] tRjznNbl]
新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法，尝尽世界美味，感受舌尖上的中国！商务洽谈QQ：，，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow
全球创意搜罗：超暖心短片：好人有好报！能够随时随地的帮助别人，温暖他人，相信好事会有好报看完心里太暖了~~[心]tRjzkus
[Ultra short warm heart the good good! Can help others anytime and anywhere, warm others, believe that good things will be well rewarded after watching the in the mind is too warm ~ ~ tRjzkus [heart]]
★ 好奇的小眼睛，致力于发现生活最有趣的创意。商务洽谈QQ：，，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。
思想聚焦：如何制作课堂演示PPT及教学课件？学习了。
[How to create a class presentation PPT courseware and teaching? The study. ]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ
老司机带带我S：分享图片
[Share photos]
新浪体育：@乡村教师代言人-马云 主演功夫大片#功守道#上映，男主角：马云！配角：袁和平、洪金宝、程小东、李连杰、甄子丹、吴京、邹市明、朝青龙、托尼•贾、向佐、刘承羽……有钱任性天下无敌！“马师傅”的演技如何？来看一段感受下~~~[笑cry] tRjzcV
[@, ma village teacher mouthpiece of star of kung fu movies keep # work # release, actor ma! In a supporting role by yuen wo ping, sammo hung, Mr. Ching, jet li, donnie yen, wujing, zou shiming, the tsing lung, Tony jia, to assist, Liu Chengyu... Rich capricious world-beater! Master ma????????? How performance. To see a feeling ~ ~ ~ [laugh cry] tRjzcV]
小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯，趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件： sports@vip.sina
張智霖：生日快樂morton，我把今天送給你
[Happy birthday to Morton, I give you today]
工作事宜請聯絡 文善進先生 Raymond Man () 微信號：RaymondManHK 電郵：raymondmanchinad@gmail 謝謝！
北美吐槽君：“朋友因为颈纹嫌弃我，天生的颈纹怎么破（图）”
[Friend for neck grain to abandon me, born neck wen break (FIG.)]
吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】
孟瑞：#孟瑞问好那时的你# 北京场结束了，辛苦大家了。虽然被你们套路了一天，但好久没见你们还挺开心的。那个Q版漫画啊就是要肥肥嘟嘟的脸才可爱，下次我画一个漂亮的给你们看看。[挖鼻][挖鼻]
[# # Meng Rui say hello when you Beijing games ended, hard. Although by you one day, long time no see you still pretty happy. The Q version of the comic is lovely fat puffy face, next time I draw a beautiful show it to you. [one nose] [dig nose]]
商务合作：邵小姐：
我的朋友是个呆B：超市里遇到的一只打瞌睡的小家伙。小朋友，你是小狗砸还是小熊呀？[二哈](insbertiebertthepom) tRjzRPI
[In the supermarket with a nap. Kid, are you a dog to hit or bear? [two ha] tRjzRPI (insbertiebertthepom)]
没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的
人民网：【理工男寄巧克力表白女神 被回寄葱蒜：你“蒜”哪根葱？】山西一高校大二男生小赵，从高中就暗恋一女孩。上大学后虽一直联系，但女孩却无感。月日，小赵给女孩寄去一盒巧克力表白。谁知却收到女孩回寄的根葱和头蒜，里面还夹着张纸条。女孩意思：你“蒜”哪根葱？(央视)tRlsgxJC
[The institute of male send chocolate to vindicate the goddess was back to send the onion garlic garlic which you root Onions? A high school sophomore boy xiao zhao, shanxi had a crush on a girl from high school. After college, though always linked, but the girl is less. On day, xiao zhao to send a girl to do a box of chocolate. Return received a girl who knows the root of the onion and garlic, also with note inside. Girl garlic which you root Onions? (CCTV) tRlsgxJC]
报道全球 传播中国
利特吧_TeukBar：#superjunior# 八辑回归全球粉丝联合最后一批应援。因为KBS待机室太小，我们准备的真的有点多，所以这部分衣服和帽子都放到了今天人气歌谣。为每一位成员定做了搞笑的卫衣，每一位随行人员准备了的SUJU Staff的卫衣、和SJ新Logo的帽子。还有说好的崔始源的一份单独装箱拜托经纪人转交。经纪人一看就喷
[# superjunior# eight wanted to return to the last of the who global united fans. Because KBS standby room is too small, we are going to really is a bit more, so this part of the clothes and hat on the popular songs today. Made for each member of funny fleece, each Staff to prepare the SUJU Staff fleece and SJ new Logo hat. And say good cui attribute a separate packing please transfer agent. Agent is sprayed]
曾经因为朴正洙而建立的一个平台，如今更应该为了爱着朴正洙而不断坚持着的珍珠们而存在下去！像你一样谦虚而努力的活着吧~
雯雅Fairy：叮咚✨✨你的宠粉狂魔已上线 ♥️
下面这些就是W“FULl ”啦✨✨
雨露均沾 我希望你们都收到喜欢的东西 [喵喵]
Zhuan发➕guan注我 反正zhuan发又不要💰
[Ding-dong ✨ ✨ bender your pet powder are online has ️ < br > the following is the W FULl ✨ ✨ < br > the rain participation of WoXiWangNiMenDouShouDaoXiHuanDeDongXi [喵喵]
Zhuan发➕guan注我 反正zhuan发又不要💰 ]
众生皆苦 都在对抗 你也不能输
夏天的陈小舒：儿歌是帮助孩子学语言的最好工具之一。《小猪佩琪》里有很多朗朗上口的英文儿歌，比如羚羊老师常弹唱的
[Childrens song is one of the best tools to help children to learn a language. Pig paggy there are a lot of catchy English childrens songs, such as antelope teacher often played in The Bing Bong Song >, is really a magic sound irrigation ear, hear every time cant help but sing together; The Rainbow Song let my children have learned seven colors of the Rainbow and words. Small shu collected here first in pig paggy English childrens songs, lyrics and attach part of childrens songs, M]
公共卫生博士，从事儿童营养与健康研究。研究兴趣：喂养、哮喘与过敏性疾病。sweetbreeze.taobao
全球健身中心：【减腿教程来啦】送给小腿粗的姑娘们，告别肌肉腿，同时还能翘臀！每天次组！！别说自己没时间，每天坚持一小会儿，两周就可以看到成效，赶紧练起来吧！[酷] #健身#
[To reduce leg tutorial come 】 【 crus coarse girls, say goodbye to the muscular legs, at the same time also can boo! Every time group!!!!! Dont say you dont have the time, a little bit every day, can see the results for two weeks, hurriedly practice together! [cool] # # fitness]
最大最全的健身微博，来自中日韩欧美等最热门的健身教程。商务洽谈QQ：， ，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow
情感台词：这样说话的人不要深交。
[Such talk not to fraternize. ]
总有一句台词，符合你的心境。喜欢我的宝宝们快来关注我的微信号：mrqyjx 每天都会更新美文美图呦。
谷大白话：【澳洲硬汉解说：男人大战座椅】好好的一个人，被椅子逼疯了 tRlFz
[Well tough guy explanation Australia man war seat 】 【 a person, is a crazy tRlFz chair]
THERES NO『俗』WITHOUT『谷』
小五同学：主人给猫咪买了件衣服，结果整个喵生都不好了啊……[喵喵]#幽默好玩#
[Owner to buy a cat a clothes, as a result, the entire meow do bad ah... [meow] fun # # humor]
这个微博轻松好玩 √ 搞笑幽默博主
当时我就震惊了：四分钟教你如何抵制言语霸凌，耐心看完绝对有收获[心][心]tRjzLAj
[Four minutes to teach you how to resist verbal bullying, patience to finish see absolute gains [heart] [heart] tRjzLAj]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
丁一晨DYC：想知道现在大学生每个月生活费多少够用呢？
[Want to know how much students now every month money enough? ]
爱生活爱小点。合作请联系：dingxiaodian@ 工作Q：，公众号：dingxiaodian，淘宝店：丁小点总动员
喵星人的喵星球：哎呀呀呀手手咬痛了！
打你打你！
[But alas hand hand bite pain! < br > you dozen you! ]
做一只，有态度的喵星人。常规合作邮箱：hezuo@baozou 微博商务合作请联系qq：
秒拍：俄罗斯天仙妹子Maria Titova的艺术体操，战斗民族的这个项目真滴不是盖的～超级美#秒拍# tRlzibD
[Russian fairy sister Maria Titova rhythmic gymnastics, this project to combat national truth drop not cover ~ super beauty take # tRlzibD # s]
秒拍-秒拍大片！众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版：miaopai下载秒拍：miaopaidownload
小屁屁挖白菜：说几个反馈 比较惨的
之前有人买预售 iPhone？忘了付尾款？亏大
双晚会中了南极游 然后忘记去买单
[Said several feedback more miserable before < br > somebody buy pre-sale iPhone? Forget to pay the final payment? Kui big < br > double party in the Antarctic And forget to pay]
不接商家广告，如收到陌生人@ 请拉黑（我是个人的，没有群，无其他平台，请勿造谣）薅羊毛|白菜价搬运|活动推荐推送
梨视频：【暖心！旬拄拐老太打车不便，环卫大叔掏钱帮忙拦车[心]】月日，贵州贵阳一位岁的老太独自站在路边欲打车，她双手拄着拐杖，不方便叫车。路边一名素不相识的环卫工发现后，主动上前帮老人拦下出租车，还为老太付了车费。人间处处有真情，看完感觉真的好暖！[赞]tRjzQP
[The aim of the warm heart! On crutches woman taxi inconvenience, sanitation uncle help pay lanche [heart]] month day, guizhou guiyang one - year - old woman stood alone on the side of the road to take a taxi, she hands on crutches, is not convenient to call. A complete municipal workers discovered by the road, take the initiative to come forward to help the old man stopped the taxi, paid the fare for woman. There really is good to be found everywhere, watching the warm feeling really good! [who] tRjzQP]
［视频报料邮箱］：yishou@pearvideo；［自媒体入驻网址］：pearvideojoin
卢本皇：找到了一些远古时代我给卢本伟做的吃的[允悲]那时候巨穷，大概维持了一两个月？[doge]然后我上完课就回家弄吃的哈哈哈哈感觉自己可贤惠了～现在看看也是很不错嘻嘻
[Found some ancient times I give Lou wei do eat allow sadness when giant poor, lasted about a month or two? [doge] and then I went home from class to eat ha ha ha ha can feel virtuous ~ now have a look is also very good hee hee]
给易烊千玺涮牛肉的作家、歌手、戏精
各国美食学起来YOU：告诉你一个做鱼好吃的方法，味道爽又下饭，吃上一口停不下筷子！ [馋嘴]
[Tell you a methods to solve the fish delicious, taste great and orders, not chopsticks to eat a bite! [available]]
国美食，统统喜欢！请关注@各国美食学起来YOU >>>素材来源互联网，旨在分享
花泽美美：跟男朋友同居应不应该承担房租？
[Living together with my boyfriend, should bear the rent? ]
一个人的兵荒马乱
我们都是宠物迷：快艾特你的朋友，他在网上被曝光了[猪头] tRjzLbXM
[Fast, your friend, he was exposed on the Internet [head] tRjzLbXM]
分享最萌宠物图片，囊括各种精彩给力萌图。合作推广加QQ;[微笑]
神奇的吐槽君：“男朋友不舍得删初恋女友luo照，还说我毁了他的回忆”
[My boyfriend is not willing to delete the first love girlfriend luo, also said I ruined his memories]
北美吐槽君官方国内分站，欢迎私信吐槽。公众号：crazytucao【商务合作请联系：ad@beimeitucaojun】
游研社：【《超级马力欧》多米诺骨牌】国外频道TheDominoKing耗时两个月，共用块骨牌搭建了一个《超级马力欧 奥德赛》主题的多米诺骨牌。看着骨牌依次有序的倒下，真是强迫症福音。 tRjzjcOo
[Super Mario dominoes outside channels TheDominoKing took two months, common piece of dominoes set up a super Mario Odyssey theme of dominoes. Looking at domino in the fall of sequence, is a Gospel of obsessive-compulsive disorder. tRjzjcOo]
游研社为你打开游戏新视野，带你一同领略游戏的无限魅力。 游研社读者qq群： 游研社投稿邮箱：tougao@dj.sina 合作邮箱：yys@dj.sina
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[Share the news]
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娱八婆：【娱八婆.福利继续】双十一你们买，我结账[坏笑]明天开！
[Double tenth entertainment eight old womans. Welfare continue 】 【 one you buy, I check out [laugh] open tomorrow! ]
以梦为马，不负青春！爱党，爱父母，爱国家，我是中国人我骄傲！🇨🇳
